I GUARANTEE the Bills go over 23.5 points tomorrow. I will put my entire credibility on this. It’s my favorite play in months. Will bet $1 on it for every like this post gets and post the slip
THE SPORTSBETTING MESSIAH HAS RISEN!!!! DON’T you EVER talk down to me again!!! You will never ever see a guarantee from me ever aside from this one. It’s a first half cash. I am him. I have been him. I am the one who knocks. Vegas is locked in my bathroom squealing for a meal
I GUARANTEE the Bills go over 23.5 points tomorrow. I will put my entire credibility on this. It’s my favorite play in months. Will bet $1 on it for every like this post gets and post the slip
This is how you know he’s a plant. This literally cannot win unless dodgers go about 15 games under their projection. Could take the full season under and it would literally be 5x more profitable. Horrific value from the worst bettor and creators out there. I will never stop
The
#bills
win tonight.
Dolphins go to KC in 15 degree weather.
KC wins. Bills beat Steelers.
KC comes to Buffalo, with Taylor swift.
Bills beat KC, she ends it with Travis.
Taylor writes a song about that weekend, referring to his heart as “cold as the Buffalo snow”
It’s March 2034. The IRS is auditing me because I didn’t pay taxes. I call Jack Goelke, my accountant. I need you to have another clutch March, brother
If I have to tell people one more time I’m going to lose it. I will NOT be at the Super Bowl.
Me and Rihanna are not dating. We hooked up ONE time after singing a duet at karaoke. Enough.
@PeteMundo
Yes, perfectly comparable. Bc everyone was so split on the divisive issue of whether or not ppl should recklessly speed 120 mph. It’s minds like yours that AI will seamlessly replace
Can we do FIVE in a row??? 😈😈😈
#Orioles
ML +100 (DK) 2 units
I'm going to take a flyer on the lefty debut of Cade Pavich (BAL) against a struggling Kikuchi. While it's always iffy backing a debut pitcher, he has been impressive in the minors: 3.18 ERA, 1.11 WHIP, and 75
New Gambling Terms - a thread 🧵
(Add your own)
1. Vick Day - when all the favorites are winning and dogs are getting killed
i.e. - the board is straight chalk today, absolute Vick day
Guy in my stream today said he wanted to be my clip guy. This is his audition clip. Lmk if I hire him on the spot, never speak to him again, or give him a second interview.
Well well well. If it isn’t the sports betting messiah’s Premiere Lacrosse League pick SLAPPING.
+360 NYC atlas future.
Don’t watch lacrosse. All I know is that tiny markets means the public is almost all sharps. Easy money. They’re 3-0 already. Yawn.
What did I tell you about MLB Tuesdays??? 4-1, +3.11u
Mets o4.5 Team Total +122 (FD) 1 unit ✅
Guardians / Twins o8 Total Runs -112 (DK) 1.12 units❌
Cardinals -1 +101 (DK) 1 unit✅
Props
Bobby Miller (LAD) u16.5 Outs recorded -110 (FD) 1.1 units✅
2 LEG PARLAY: Zebby Matthews
The day after hitting his BIGGEST MLB play of the season, the sportsbetting messiah is back:
#Tigers
ML -108 (DK) 1.08 units
There's a couple reasons why I like Detroit today: 1. Tarik Skubal has been one of the best starting pitchers in the league this year: 2.01 ERA (2.42),
Yes. We’re going for 5 straight winning days on sobet. Yes it’s the 4th time this MLB season. Yes you can join now:
#Giants
ML +108 (FD) 1 unit
Severino (NYM) hasn't been sharp in May: 5.94 ERA and a 1.60 WHIP. He's really struggling with his control, giving up 12 free passes
If you’re in my DMs every time a play I give you misses, you better be sending me fucking flowers when they hit. I better be receiving gifts from you, thank you notes, invites to your weddings. If I only hear from you when you don’t like how the play is going, you’re not one of
I GUARANTEE the Bills go over 23.5 points tomorrow. I will put my entire credibility on this. It’s my favorite play in months. Will bet $1 on it for every like this post gets and post the slip
Another BANGER from my Sobet slate:
#Yankees
ML -126 (FD) 1.26 units
Seth Lugo (KC) has pitched well this season, but I'm still waiting for his blow up. His expected ERA (3.79) is 1.66 runs higher than his actual (2.13) and he really hasn't had to face any tough competition up
MLB POD 😈😈😈
#Diamondbacks
-1.5 -110 (DK) 1.1 units
Cal Quantrill (COL) is simply not a SP2. His numbers decline every single year and there isn't a worse destination than the hitter friendly park of Coors Field. He was one of the worst strikeout pitchers in the league last
Can you bet on lacrosse? Yes.
Do I bet on lacrosse? See above.
The smaller the market the BIGGER the value.
Sprinkling .2u on ALL these long short goal scorers tomorrow. Let’s eat 😈😈
Another BANGER from my Sobet slate:
#Yankees
ML -126 (FD) 1.26 units
Seth Lugo (KC) has pitched well this season, but I'm still waiting for his blow up. His expected ERA (3.79) is 1.66 runs higher than his actual (2.13) and he really hasn't had to face any tough competition up
Don’t worry kids, the Sportsbetting Messiah has a play for you:
#Royals
ML +102 (DK) 1 unit
Two studs on the mound today for Detroit and Kansas City. Call me crazy for betting against Skubal who is having an insane season: 1.80 ERA (2.09 xERA), 0.78 WHIP, and .189 xBA, but
Guys I have an MLB prop today that I absolutely love
Brandon Pfaadt (AR) To Record a Win - Yes -110 (DK) 1.65 units
Arizona is -298 to win this game and his outs recorded line sits at 18.5. The D-Backs are one of the hottest teams in baseball right now and Cal Quantrill is
POTD from the Sportsbetting Messiah:
#Braves
#Cubs
u7.5 Total Runs -104 (FD) 1.04 units
Lopez (ATL) owns a 1.52 ERA & 1.13 WHIP and Imanaga (CHC) owns a 1.08 ERA & 0.82 WHIP this season. Chicago vs righties L2W: 25th in AVG (.204), 15th in OPS, and 16th in wRC+. Atlanta vs
Look at the last ten picks I’ve shared on here. Look at the time stamps. Look at the results. Look at the odds. LOOK AT IT. TEN IN A ROW FUCK YOU VEGAS AND FUCK ANYONE WHO EVER DOUBTED. LOOK AT IT
I’ve got your play for you 😈😈😈
#Dodgers
ML -112 (DK) 1.12 units
Dodgers -112 against the Mets is honestly ridiculous imo. Sure, LAD is not hitting well right now, but their lineup is too good. This is David Peterson's (NYM) first start of the year, but in 2023: 5.03 ERA
Don’t worry kids, the Sportsbetting Messiah has a play for you:
#Royals
ML +102 (DK) 1 unit
Two studs on the mound today for Detroit and Kansas City. Call me crazy for betting against Skubal who is having an insane season: 1.80 ERA (2.09 xERA), 0.78 WHIP, and .189 xBA, but
I’m giving away $700!! If we fill out my NFL SURVIVOR leagues and CFB pickem, someone gets $500. And if this tweet gets 500 likes someone commenting gets $200 🚀🚀🚀
The MLB absolutely hates us, hockey is over, NBA is over, it’s a Tuesday in late June and we can’t have one day game?? You can’t put ONE GAME at 1pm?? Are you kidding me? Someone should hang for this