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@AutisticCraig96 @TheWesternIntel Breaking: Opinions, not news.

@SkippyBing @anon_opin I knew the Iranians had some but where are the snowy forests in Iran? The Iranian airforce has more F-14 aces than the USAF. The Americans are rookies or ‘mavericks’ by comparison. Mainly because of the Iran/Iraq war and USA never using them in any significant theatre of war.

@anon_opin One of my local cats. Friendly cat in a working class area. Gizmo.

@fesshole “Stay away from my fella you bitch!” The fella:

@Liverpool1207 If the escalators ever worked again at Moorfields Station then it would be a sign of the apocalypse. It's important that they never work again. It would be like the leather shop at Central Station closing too.

@RLCAbuwlBXqn6x8 @ronmanagernottm One of my old RE teachers perished this way. He came home from the match/pub turned on the oven, conked out on the sofa and died when the smoke overcame him. Ever since I have a strong instinct to never use ovens or chip pans after I have been drinking.

@DerrenBrown First man on the moon him. We salute you Louis Armstrong!

@FickNerrariLBC @LBC I saw a video of Stephen Fry saying "Elon Musk is not a Nazi. The Nazi's made fantastic cars!".

@gunsnrosesgirl3 A Marilyn Monroe one would be ace too!

@Moz550 @anon_opin Put it in the freezer first to make sure it is nice and solid and lasts a bit longer.

@anon_opin This would ruin the Anne Summers party planner gig in one fell swoop. I have been told that chocolate cocks are the only thing sold at the event, just because they are silly and gigglesome fun. People would pass judgement if you bought an eye watering sex toy in front of them.

@ronmanagernottm Sagging school. Liverpool. I only did it once. To watch Ayrton Senna's funeral on Eurosport. The teacher asked where I was that day and I said I was "watching a funeral". She paused because of the wording and then moved on with a 'whatever' look.

@MrJamesMay Madrid is in Spain. And Spain…is in THE WORLD! And on that bombshell…

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@JesusSavesUs777 @NoContextBrits Prove it.

@NoContextBrits Sounds like sheer exasperation rather than an eternal place for those who have lived good lives.

@angiesliverpool Was he loved on the inside as much as he was outside Wembley Stadium?

@Liverpool1207 They do make a lot of money from tickets but it is comparatively small to all the TV and sponsorship money. Wouldn't it be better (for TV and sponsors) to have loud enthusiastic locals in the stands, rather than an extensive amounts of tourists taking snaps on their I-phones?