A very loud, drunk couple just walked past me and the girl went “oh my god her hair colour is so nice, look!” Little did she know my headphones were not yet playing anything and I heard every word. Ha. Thank you, loud, drunk girl.
My dad was insulting my sister and I while my mum tried to defend us. He said “they suck” at which point my mum got a look in her eye and replied “well we don’t have to go into that...”
This is currently my parents
So it turns out that though I’m a native English speaker I am ENTIRELY USELESS to my Italian housemates who are learning English because I don’t know what participles or conditionals are. I can tell them “a verb is a doing word”. That’s all I got.
The kids have a running joke that when Reverend Husband gets old, he'll pee in a jug that he'll keep by his armchair (it's a long story).
After an evening when the joke came up again, I got up this morning to find a jug of yellow liquid waiting for me on the landing. (1/2)
Here’s to all the fantastic women I’m lucky enough to be working with on my grad film (also featuring an all-female cast)
#InternationalWomensDay
#WomenInFilm
Ha, just remembered last night that I very calmly told a guy not to touch my friend as we were leaving a bar and he replied “alright, fucking feminist”. One of the prouder moments of my life I’d say...
Last night I not only had my graduation screening, getting to see all of our third year work with friends and family but the first feature I worked on premiered at
@edfilmfest
and I got my first on screen credit
#TwoForJoy
I've only just come across the concept of the 'female gaze' and I'm angry because I definitely should have done my entire dissertation on it. God fucking dammit.
And we've reached our target!! Thank you so much to everyone who donated or shared it around, we're all so so grateful! If you'd still like to help out, our stretch goal is £2500 if you have just TOO MUCH cash lying around ;)
@ArielAnderssen
@instagram
@instagram
what a ridiculous response. Lazy and utterly shameful. Allowing someone to scam nudes from young women despite your terms of use claiming you can’t use Instagram for impersonating someone. What an embarrassment.
I love how sometimes, when I tell people about my aunt & uncle’s profession, the person will be like “ooh, but have you also heard of THIS, weird and FreAkY, other fetish”
And I’m like
“Yes.”
This morning I woke up and I was so tired that I tried reaching into my pocket to get my phone. It wasn’t there. I was naked. I just ended up grabbing my own arse.
Available to pre-order on iTunes!! If you missed the cinema run of Two For Joy, you can watch it on
@iTunes
from the 25th February! It will also be available on Amazon, Google, Sony and others! It’s a really important film - please give it a watch :) :)
My student house was so shit to live in that I can barely bring myself to ask my current housemates to stop smoking in the bathroom. Turns out they’re entirely normal and considerate and respectful and have absolutely no issue with this. It’s taken me a year to ask.
All of last night I had dreams about set and waiting to go for takes and then one very vivid sex dream about a classmate. My brain is very overworked and confused.