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Me: hey, did you know I'm really hot?
Marley: yeah, you tell me, like, every day
Me:
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New hobby. I spent four hours making a bee and now my hand hurts 🐝
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A very loud, drunk couple just walked past me and the girl went “oh my god her hair colour is so nice, look!” Little did she know my headphones were not yet playing anything and I heard every word. Ha. Thank you, loud, drunk girl.
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Here are some photos of me looking fit on my bday. You deserve this.
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Drinking tea while
@ArielAnderssen
is shooting stuff upstairs and suddenly, very clearly heard her shout “SLUTS”
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Did I just book flights to New York? I think I just booked flights to New York
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Never. NEVER did I expect to be OVER the word count for dissertation. Now I have a new kind of stress that I wasn't prepared for in the slightest.
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Dear housemates and neighbours,
I am nude in my garden, enjoy or deal with it.
Regards,
Naked Pippa
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My dad was insulting my sister and I while my mum tried to defend us. He said “they suck” at which point my mum got a look in her eye and replied “well we don’t have to go into that...”
This is currently my parents
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As someone who works in film, am advising production not to listen to QI facts please and thank you 👌
Offering employees free pizza is more motivating than offering them cash.
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So it turns out that though I’m a native English speaker I am ENTIRELY USELESS to my Italian housemates who are learning English because I don’t know what participles or conditionals are. I can tell them “a verb is a doing word”. That’s all I got.
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They call me Prank Sinatra 👀
The kids have a running joke that when Reverend Husband gets old, he'll pee in a jug that he'll keep by his armchair (it's a long story).
After an evening when the joke came up again, I got up this morning to find a jug of yellow liquid waiting for me on the landing. (1/2)
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Appropriate places to FaceTime your friends:
-Your home
-The park
-Your local aquarium
Inappropriate places to FaceTime your friends:
-The c i n e m a
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I will have pitched for my grad film in less than 24 hours and will be in New York in less than 48. What.
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Just a peek at the photos I've sent people when they've asked me how I'm doing over the past week
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My dad's a vicar and sometimes they dress him up in chainmail. It's God's will.
Ad in local paper for St George's Day event, starring the reverend husband (in his first photoshoot) .
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I wish I could tell you that I had the self-restraint to celebrate my first mince pie of the season with you. But I don’t. So here’s my third.
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Just got honked at while walking down the street. Except he was on a bicycle. So he just rang his little bell at me...
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I met a grand total of 23 dogs yesterday. They were all good.
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Here’s to all the fantastic women I’m lucky enough to be working with on my grad film (also featuring an all-female cast)
#InternationalWomensDay
#WomenInFilm
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Ha, just remembered last night that I very calmly told a guy not to touch my friend as we were leaving a bar and he replied “alright, fucking feminist”. One of the prouder moments of my life I’d say...
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"
@RElegance
: Sexing it up
http://t.co/3Mj89orYAL
style with
@BexWhiteModel
http://t.co/ZzRv8MUXdF"
loved shooting this set
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Last night I not only had my graduation screening, getting to see all of our third year work with friends and family but the first feature I worked on premiered at
@edfilmfest
and I got my first on screen credit
#TwoForJoy
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This was the final slide of my dissertation presentation and I just got a 70 lol
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Was just told by a 21-year-old guy at work that some homeless people WANT to be homeless. State of this fucking country, man.
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I've only just come across the concept of the 'female gaze' and I'm angry because I definitely should have done my entire dissertation on it. God fucking dammit.
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I don't want to go back to uni. I like real film sets and not having to feed myself.
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I GOT MY HIGHEST MARK EVER FROM THE TERM WHERE I WAS COMPLETELY EMOTIONALLY FUCKED UP AND I WIN AT LIFE 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
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People from my hometown keEP GETTING ENGAGED AND I AM NOT CHILL ABOUT ANY OF IT. What.
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Most of my dissertation work today has consisted of me refreshing my email waiting for feedback from my tutor. Please put me out of my misery, Phil
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I've not felt this pumped for uni for MONTHS. I am so fucking on it. I love this.
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Kickstarter for my graduation film is up!! If anyone wanted to share/donate to the final film I'll ever make at uni I'd love you forever xxx
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And we've reached our target!! Thank you so much to everyone who donated or shared it around, we're all so so grateful! If you'd still like to help out, our stretch goal is £2500 if you have just TOO MUCH cash lying around ;)
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@ArielAnderssen
@instagram
@instagram
what a ridiculous response. Lazy and utterly shameful. Allowing someone to scam nudes from young women despite your terms of use claiming you can’t use Instagram for impersonating someone. What an embarrassment.
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Just got married. Some guy yelled “hello” at me from a moving vehicle so, naturally, I chased him down and we now intend on living happily ever after.
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"Well, at least I'm not pregnant" she screams, in agony, from the rooftops
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Omg I have a house right now and am HOSTING
@ArielAnderssen
for a night. Will make ALL THE TEA and force it upon her. Yes.
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And it's v v true, I do rather. And so should everyone else! (Have some selfies!) <3 <3 <3
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Mother has just informed me that my first sentence was “Goodness me.”
My second was “Garlic bread.”
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I love how sometimes, when I tell people about my aunt & uncle’s profession, the person will be like “ooh, but have you also heard of THIS, weird and FreAkY, other fetish”
And I’m like
“Yes.”
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And, finally, the essay writing has begun. At 04:21 in the morning. But I am 464 words down, 4536 to go. Go me!
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I have a journal for the first time in my life and honestly, most of it is just EXPLICIT details about my sex life
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Merry Christmas, everyone! The dog has shat on the floor.
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I was in THE MOST ludicrous position to get this one. Doesn't look like it, huh?
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This morning I woke up and I was so tired that I tried reaching into my pocket to get my phone. It wasn’t there. I was naked. I just ended up grabbing my own arse.
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Have just signed my contract for CallTime and made reservations at a cocktail bar for my birthday. This is happy.
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I’m the official barber/hairdresser of my family’s lockdown. Wasted as an AD...
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Been asked to do a workshop at uni, why do I feel guilty for asking to be paid?
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I have literally no idea how to make myself write this dissertation. I'm sat in front of my laptop and NOTHING'S HAPPENING
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Haha, just got my Covid test results back and my stomach DROPPED when I saw the email come in. Negative, naturally but still, the fear 😬
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My sister and I talking about our Dr. Martens. Pretty representative of our personalities...
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“Feminism is not only a reaction to, but a celebration of, the patriarchy” -my dad, during quarantine, in a house full of feminists, 2020
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Finding somewhere to live and had one agent try to hang up on me the moment I mentioned I worked in film. Huh.
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I had the most awful dream- had to give up my cat because I had a baby. That's like, two of the worst things ever.
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I AM TIRED OF KEEPING IT (SLIGHTLY) SECRET, I LOVE IT TOO MUCH. SELFIES!!!!!!!!! FEAT. MOTHERFUCKING GREEN HAIR
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My first feature, hooray! ❤️
Available to pre-order on iTunes!! If you missed the cinema run of Two For Joy, you can watch it on
@iTunes
from the 25th February! It will also be available on Amazon, Google, Sony and others! It’s a really important film - please give it a watch :) :)
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"I like chlamydia more than I like my doc idea" -Osian Pearson, 2017
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First day back at uni and I fell asleep in our screening and drooled on my hand. Great start, Pippa.
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Ha, super early for my interview so hiding in the toilets until I can emerge looking ‘punctual’ instead of ‘crazy’
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Trump can do what the fuck he likes with his urine. I'm still more concerned about the fact he's so catastrophically unfit to be president.
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My year's complete apathy to the fact we have a 4000 word essay due in three days and no one's started makes me so proud
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My student house was so shit to live in that I can barely bring myself to ask my current housemates to stop smoking in the bathroom. Turns out they’re entirely normal and considerate and respectful and have absolutely no issue with this. It’s taken me a year to ask.
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Osian is making me watch Gavin & Stacey to teach me about Welsh culture
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All of last night I had dreams about set and waiting to go for takes and then one very vivid sex dream about a classmate. My brain is very overworked and confused.
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My job had me Googling the copyright laws for memes today. Film is weird.
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I am home! Currently wearing a shirt that says "what happens in maga stays in maga" because I'm a stereotype*
*embarrassment
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Decided to make midnight pancakes. I'd like to thank
@YAfifi_
and her eggs for allowing this to happen
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Very proud to have been involved in this one
#partygate
What to watch today: Hackle-raising docudrama
#Partygate
shines a light back on a Downing Street scandal that shocked the nation - 9:30pm on Channel 4
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Am on holiday for the first time in YEARS after the single most emotionally exhausting year of my life. It is lovely.
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A ladybird has moved into my room with me, I like him. I gave him a leaf to sit on and he moved it into the perfect spot and slept under it.
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Ian's essay feedback is great, he has whole conversations with himself in the comments
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Constant-drink-December is going well so far, thanks guys 😊😊
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I made FULL eye contact with Michael Bay for, like, a good two seconds today. 0/10 would not recommend.
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Have reached the 2000 word mark in one of my dissertation chapters and want to cry with happy. Thank GOD.
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Writing an essay on 90s British cinema and the amount of young Ewan McGregor I get to look at is making me happy
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"You could call her The Maize Runner" - Osian, about Theresa May, 2017
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