Phil Elmore
@Phil_Elmore
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Bestselling author and digital content creator. Sometime commentator. Tactical Gandalf.
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He doesn't care about you. He demands you pay him more. He calls you "the poors" for having jobs. He attacks families and lies constantly.
#NoSuperchatsForMelendez
Please RT.
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that face you make when you want to dox families and attack children but your lawyer says you can't
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This broke, sweating, delusional, five-foot-four alcoholic screaming at his filthy laptop in an unfurnished attic, who is currently dodging service of process, would like you all to know that you are all "losers."
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Today on his
@YouTube
show,
@stutteringjohnm
announced his intention to follow
@whoarethesepod
to the bathroom at
#Dabblecon
and assault him.
@TeamYouTube
will tell you to flag the video. But of course, they will do nothing, because they don't care about threats of violence.
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This is what winning looks like. This is the happiness brought by being the single most talented, most original, most genuine man on YouTube.
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If you've ever been tempted to think, "Gosh, that Army Major
@Ojeda4America
seems like a nice guy," all you have to do is listen to him scream about how much he hates, hates, HATES half the country.
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Detective Stuttering John, deeply concerned that the cartel may have intercepted his partner Tubbs, can only wait it out while his gleaming white Ferrari Testarossa sits useless in the driveway. With the precinct's air conditioning on the fritz, his only option is to sweat and
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From...
"I don't lie. I don't like to lie."
...to...
"I CAN'T lie. The OCD I made up to be like Howard prevents it."
...to...
"I lied about substitute teaching and driving Uber, but it was for a good reason."
...to...
"I lied because I was embarrassed."
...to...
"I lie
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"How dare you
#dabbleverse
people with guns threaten to shoot me just for coming to your homes to assault you after threatening you and your families for months." -- Stuttering John Melendez, today
@shalomshuli
@mikemorsesays
@thezencomic
@levy_sir
@sjbot3k
@BobLevyQuotes
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@sjbot3k
Actually taking the step to buy gloves is more significant than most will realize.
John can't fight. He's in extremely poor health. He seems to be using drugs. Getting punched "for real" could kill him; a hard blow to the head could cause another stroke (or worse).
But John
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Imagine being so steeped in cope that you suddenly believe Kamala Harris is a likable, capable candidate.
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I was a finalist in the Owl Canyon Press contest in 2023. A complimentary copy of the published book showed up today.
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Imagine that you announce multiple times online that you're going to drive across state lines to challenge someone to fight you at their home.
Now imagine that the state you are traveling to is Nevada.
Finally, imagine that you're dumb enough to be surprised when you get shot.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the least capable human being on Earth, who today literally gargle-shrieked in agony while struggling to login to write an email.
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Back when I worked in an office, the coworker in the cubicle across from me got a phone call:
"This is the IRS," the caller said in a heavy accent. "You must arrange to pay us in iTunes gift cards or you will be arrested."
"I'm going to need that in writing," he said.
"No. We
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Don't be proud of your left-wing politics. In our society, being left-leaning is the easiest, most gutless thing you can do. Every corner of our media, popular culture, and governmental institutions will affirm you, all while gaslighting you every minute of the day.
#Election2024
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It's noteworthy that the thing Stuttering John and Rob Saul seem to hate most is laughter.
The complete lack of a sense of humor is emotionally crippling, it would seem.
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I have absolutely no sympathy for a child-sniffing serial liar and would-be dictator whose incompetence has harmed this country by every metric imaginable.
None. None whatsoever.
My heart is breaking for President Biden. If the rumors are true, let’s be compassionate. A good man who has devoted his life to serving his country. Regardless of your party, this is a human moment. This is as tough as it gets.
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Just when you think the Stuttering John Cope and Seethe Hour™ can't get worse, Rob Saul appears in a greasy cloud.
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Stuttering John shouting slurred superchats at Pat Cooper's Christian-hating son while wetly screaming his opinions about Leviticus' dietary restrictions is what John's show would be every day without
@shalomshuli
and
@whoarethesepod
.
#dabbleverse
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@sjbot3k
John is one of those people who believes irrational hatred for a political candidate is a substitute for a personality. His political beliefs are incoherent and largely performative. It just makes him feel good to hate someone whom other people also hate. It's like a club.
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It's always funny when Stuttering John watches a YouTube clip about someone other than him. He's always completely confused. He simply can't wrap his mind around the fact that not every clip on YouTube is about him.
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We've finally found something more worthless than Stuttering John's takes on politics: Greggg Hughes' takes on theology.
Let me get this straight. You want me to believe that Jesus who lived in the Middle East had desciples named Peter, James, John, Andrew, Philip, Judas, Matthew, Thomas ect. Yeah nah!
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@HunterAA6
Yes, clearly this will undo the humiliation of your wife declaring you sexually inadequate. I can see how that would work.
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I've mentioned before, and used as a comparison in the past, the case of Ronald Collins, Jr., a minor online martial arts figure who became increasingly unhinged and eventually became a convicted felon.
An important aspect of his case is that at every turn, Ron's own public
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At the Renaissance Faire. It's cloudy but the weather is otherwise cooperating.
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* turns in my badge and gun *
kid behind the counter:
"Where did you even get these? This is a Home Depot, sir."
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Mushi has a perfectly good dog bed but insists on sleeping on the floor (so I put the warming mat there). Stormy sleeps in my chair whenever I get up. But Mando, who is deranged, sleeps on those plastic organizers on top of random objects. I see no way that can be comfortable.
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When progressives presume to tell you what Jesus thought or what Jesus would do, hilarity always ensues.
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