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Holding torchlights for our dads without angering them was an extreme sport back then
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Can't believe people had babysitters......I grew up with "Don't open the door unless it's me"
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When you date him cause of his humor and he roasts you on a daily basis 😭
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@Whotfismick
Sitting on that floor with a blunt in my hand and listening to music for hours
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In Nigeria after locking your door with a key, you must forcefully try to open it without a key to be sure it's locked
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Sorry I missed your call....... I was staring at the phone wondering why you couldn't just text me
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"Stay away from people who think you're arguing everytime you explain".....Bro I'm living in their house 😭😭
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Before I watch any horror movie with a girl I must make sure I've seen it before.... I have to be a man we can't be screaming together 😑
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"Call me if you need anything" I flash am today the guy flash me back 😭
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You fit start month with "Burna boy - it's plenty", come end am with "Burna boy - common person"
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Behind every angry woman there's a guy who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong
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I knew my secondary school was a joke when we had a fat PE teacher
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That moment you're laughing at your friend for being kicked out of class and the teacher says "Join him" 😭😭
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Some people take sleeping so seriously...... They even buy Pajamas🥴
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Why do visitors pretend to focus on TV when they see food coming
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"I can't leave with a broke guy" No wonder you left your father's house 💀
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As a kid coming home from school to an empty pot was one of the most painful thing ever😭😭
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Your boyfriend who doesn't have an international passport is saying you're the most beautiful girl in the world....... Okay 🙂
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My kids better be funny cause i won't be fake laughing in my own house
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"if you like don't wash plates" Nigerian parents being experts in Reverse psychology without studying it
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He who laughs last ..... Fit no even understand the joke he just wan feel among
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I may look normal but i remove my earphones to read properly when i don't understand a text
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Anytime I see the word "explain" during exams a part of me d!es😪
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Watching romantic movies with your parents is like a horror movie........You'll pretend you're not watching some scenes 😭
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Watching my guys cry over a breakup is another level of entertainment
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Will never give my children a name that starts from "A"....... I know how it feels to sit in front of an exam hall
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Growing up did you ever lick your tears when crying or you are normal?
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Back in 2017 singing "Despacito" made me feel like I knew Spanish
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"Good morning ma, we're happy to see you ma..." One of our everyday lies back in primary school
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To whom it may concern...... It's "Vitamin C" not "fighter me C" 🙏🏽
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Beauty has left the hands of the beholder....... It's now in the hands of makeup artist
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Fuck a breakup have you ever been separated from the person you were going to copy during exams 😭
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Once Abba boys learn how to spell well..... it's over, we'll all be wearing designers
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On my wedding day I'll supervise them in sharing food.... so you'll tell me who invited you
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"Greet your parents for me" Never in my life have I passed this message 🙂
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You'll know a character in a movie is important when they step out of a car and they show their shoes first
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I stopped watching Nigerian movies when i saw Man U logo in a shrine
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Na Apple Adam and Eve chop and life hard like this, what if na pepper 😭😭
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Don't let anybody tell you differently..... Long distance relationship can work if only 4 of you trust each other
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I couldn't believe my eyes
Who's a character that didn't deserve their fate?
I'll start:
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*Hero about to fall off a cliff*
His friend who disappeared at the beginning of the movie:
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Make I spend my money now..... My next of kin fit use am do dorime 😪
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"I want to become a medical Doctor" don dey sell weed...... All of them na still na medicine
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I don't know how confident you are but I'm sure you won't pick that "take a picture" option when creating your profile
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Anytime i see a girl posting motivational quotes , i smile and tell myself "one of our brothers has done it again"😊
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Have you ever told a fake story and your friend says "I remember that day" 😭??
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Fuck sex can i just lay on you and tell you how i don't trust anybody including you 🥺
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Putting kids to bed sounds like a robbery...
"Lie down, Shut up, don't move, if I hear pimmm"
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Somebody said "Girls with gap teeth don't moan during sex..... they whistle" 😭😭
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As a Nigerian once your electronics stop working hitting it twice is a basic reflex
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Girls shoot their shots by posting their selves so you can shoot your shot....
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My guy stopped buying clothes from boutique he said Okrika is better... But me i understand
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Your Girlfriend calls you King but leaves you on read..... Okay SEENba👍🏽
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I've always thought air was free until I bought one pack of Peanuts
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When you call in special forces and they're actually special....
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"I hate broke men"
Account balance: "Like Radio station"
We hate you too!!😭
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I love a "I only talk to you" kind of girl...... Like come here you little liar
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Have you ever tried opening up to someone and they change the subject and you're there like "🙂"
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Children of nowadays are having relationship stress....... When I was a child I used to close the fridge slowly to see how the lights goes off
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*A legend just returned home late waiting to meet the disciplinary committee*
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Guys wake up with a boner while girls wake up with an attitude, messy hair, and a tit hanging out
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