Just an average guy.
Why are you following me...??! I'm not interesting enough!
Do NOT DM as I do NOT respond!!
Being "WOKE" just means you're not an arsehole.
@cwebbonline
My Dad gave me good advice when I was a kid;
"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction...!!"
Words to live by.
@ask_aubry
"We're gonna need a bigger mug stand....!!!"
My Mum used to collect fancy-looking but cheap "crystal" glasses and Dad would clean them and display them in our wall unit. Then he bought her a Waterford Crystal milk jug. Pride Of Place!!!
@notcapnamerica
Friday 13th. For real. 30-odd years ago. Keys locked in car. Chair at restaurant broke under me. Knocked over wine, got her dress wet. Card declined, she had to pay. She broke high heel. She took taxi home, I had to break into my car. Broke window, $250...
@smc429
@CPAC
GOP = Gropey Old Perverts...
Why do closeted people want to be Repugnantkkklowns?? They'd have more fun as Democrats and be safe enough to come out!! I'm not gay, but I've got gay mates and straight mates and everyone is cool with everyone...
@MeidasTouch
Number 1) Don't stand under such hot lights, your face is melting
Number 2) Jeb Bush wants his "please clap" line deleted as the most pathetic thing ever witnessed...!!!
Weird.
@HumzaYousaf
@IlhanMN
Humza... Are you my missing brother...?? My Mum used to say EXACTLY the same thing to me... even in my 30's...!!
No matter how old I was, she'd always refer to me as "child" whenever I made a mistake...!!!
@cooltxchick
I'm so lucky to have had my Irish parents. Dad served during WW2 with the R.A.F. He got to see 100 countries on duty.
Met thousands of people. Argued with NONE.
Lived in Africa for 2 years.
I don't understand racism.
As the final hours of 2023 dwindle down, I can say it's been a cool year for me...
@DavidShuster
followed me.
@FINALLEVEL
(Ice T) liked two of my replies and
@deesnider
liked one of my replies.
Twitter can be rough, but there are bright spots occasionally🙂
@MarkoSilberhand
You sure...???
I live in Australia - we pretty much think this IS what your grocery stores look like.
And banks.
Petrol stations.
Dentists.
Hospitals.
Schools.
Nursing homes.
Do you get it??
@RonFilipkowski
Derrr Santis has NO respect...!!!
How DARE he have a klan rally when the nazi get-together is having a book burning...!!!
No etiquette...!!!
@RonFilipkowski
I have questions...
1) Whose dog is that?
2) How far are you from a gravel pit?
3) Seriously - whose dog IS that
4) How much is the ransom for said dog??
@smc429
@RonFilipkowski
There are some good new waves - New Wave Of British Heavy Metal gave us Priest and Maiden - among others. New Wave music gave us DEVO and Depeche Mode...
New wave christianity gives us nazis and fundamentalism...
That sucks!!
@TheMekon_Venus
@darrengrimes_
Musicals in almost every episode Ncuti's been in? Crap!! Jodie was great, but what the fuck was The Flux about? And what the fuck is the Timeless child?? Really?? Fuck!!
When DW was sold to Disney, I KNEW shit was gonna suck. Just ask Star Wars fans...!!
@Gabrielle_Rainn
@daviddoel
If this is real, then this is the most pathetic, dickless, shitbrained, arsehole move a bunch of eunuchs has ever performed!!!