Trump is a Festering Pustule on the Ass of Mankind, Anti Gun Humper,
#StandWithUkraine
, StraightNotNarrow, Climate Deniers + MAGA Nazis Suck, BlockAllAds
@laurenboebert
@RepBoebert
Even for bobo this is disgusting. Amplify.
This is todays FB post from bobo's neighbor stating bobo killed her dog and didn't tell her. Boeberts own kid was known to play with this dog so it wasn't like they weren't familiar with the dog. Read.
With a government shutdown looming
#NotoriousGED
brings in her freshly groped panel of experts to explain why Joe Biden is to blame for less daylight in winter.
@laurenboebert
@Liz_Cheney
Liz Cheney didn’t whine about a stolen election.
Liz Cheney didn’t make any petty comments on Twitter.
Liz Cheney’s husband didn’t run over a neighbors mailbox in a hysterical fit.
Liz Cheney didn’t pose with guns like a child.
Liz Cheney demonstrated integrity.
So, I'm pretty tolerant of people getting their thing on.
But there were kids all over this theater.
I'm sorry. This is conduct unbecoming.
#copolitics
@laurenboebert
Fauci spent his whole career helping people and now, in his eighties, he'd like to retire after all those years of public service.
But you? You're shallow, petty and vindictive and that's all you will ever be. You can't buy off Jesus. Just sayin'.
Shhh. Whatever you do don’t post this secret
@laurenboebert
fundraiser on social media.
This was posted on FB by Parker Conservatives. They are dumb just like
#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb
.
@laurenboebert
How constitutional is it to have to identify an innocent murdered 10 year old by their DNA because the bullet which killed them removed too much of their face to be recognizable? Asking for a wide majority of US citizens.
@laurenboebert
I don't know about you guys but when I want an expert opinion on the Constitution the first thing I do is wonder what a HS dropout that took three attempts to pass her GED thinks. Has anybody seen the GED certificate? How do we know she even has that?
To those of you who thought I was serious and attacked me, thanks for the laugh.
You're in a cult and the one thing about a cult is if you're in one you don't know you're in one. And you're really bad at detecting satire.
Boebert kicked out of performance.
Director of marketing and comms for Denver Arts said the patrons were talking loudly, vaping and using cameras. They were warned but the behavior continued into the second act, at which point the 2 were asked to leave.
@laurenboebert
I drove through the mountains yesterday and the highway was packed with cars many pulling boats and campers. Even with the oil companies price gouging nobody is cancelling travel. Biden doesn't set gas prices.
@laurenboebert
Translation:
Lots of love EXCEPT to:
Lesbians
Gays
Bisexuals
Trans
Queer
Drag Queens
People of Color
Democrats
Anybody Who Didn’t Vote For Me
I hate those people.
@laurenboebert
I don't know about you guys but when I want expertise on education my go to is a HS dropout that at the age of 34 was finally forced to take the GED and only after three attempts was able to do so, maybe. You did pass it, right bobo? I mean you were there in person?
For those that attacked me, get a life.
For those that knew that this was parody and laughed, that was my intention.
I'm going outside to enjoy some nature. Peace.
@AmericanMuck
Otero County just jumped from 76% counted to 99% counted. It's a Boebert stronghold. We still have ballots in Pitkin, Garfield and Pueblo.
I have upset the goober cart and now can't keep up with the likes, comments and follows. If you knew this wasn't really a serious post and got a laugh out of it good on ya. If you thought I was serious and it upset you to the point you attacked me, you're part of the problem.
I can see this is going to blow up and that’s a good thing.
I’m a small account and can’t keep up with all the responses.
To all those that agree bobo’s a cretin:
❤️ Love you guys.
To all those that disagree and are assholes about it:
Bite me.
I’m going to
#VoteBlueTomorrow
. Raise your hand if you will also
#VoteBlueTomorrow
.
PS
I actually already voted blue because I live in a state that promotes voting and doesn’t make voting difficult.
.
@laurenboebert
made this statement about her soon to be ex husband.
"The stories reported about the process server, and even Jayson running over a mailbox are a complete lie."
The process server document is official and here's the 911 recording from the mailbox incident.
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@laurenboebert
You haven’t won diddly squat. Started with a +9 red district and burned it to the ground. Now you’ll cower while the recount happens. You’re gonna need Depends by the end of this.
@laurenboebert
I don't know about you guys but when I want an expert opinion on the economy the first thing I do is wonder what a HS dropout that took three attempts to pass her GED thinks. Has anybody seen the GED certificate? How do we know she even has that?
@laurenboebert
You can write a $500 check for that and yet you can’t pay for your son’s attorney? 👀🤷♀️
And Tyler also apparently has 💰for this sweet youth ATV 👇4 ur grandson that retails around $3500-4000 bucks? Yet ur gonna stick the taxpayers of CO3 with paying for his public defender?
@RepBoebert
I don't know about you guys but when I want expertise on "higher" education my go to is a HS dropout that at the age of 34 was finally forced to take the GED and only after three attempts was able to do so, maybe. You did pass it, right bobo? I mean you were there in person?
@laurenboebert
@AOC
Have you ever done anything for your constituents?
No.
Do you believe that guns can kill people?
No.
Is it time for you to hold an open town hall so you can hear what is truly on the mind of people in your district?
Yes.
Will you do that?
No, because you’re a coward.
@laurenboebert
I don’t know about you guys but when I want expertise on college I always ask a high school dropout that failed the GED three times what they think. Did bobo ever really pass that sucker?
#NotoriousGED
@laurenboebert
Fixed it, you're welcome. I'll invoice you.
The media isn’t shocked or bothered by Ketanji Brown Jackson’s disturbing and radical views because they aren't disturbing or radical in the least.
Everyday Americans are completely fine with her.
@SenCoryGardner
Top 10 things Gardner has done to help prevent gun violence since the
#AuroraTheatreShooting
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But he has lined his pockets with NRA laundered Russian money. It's all about himself.
This blew up. I admit I don’t think this POS was serious. To those that say don’t RT him it’s what he wants, I didn’t, it’s a screen capture. Only want to point out what an idiot he is. It’s entertainment. I’ve lost track of all the comments but consider this a group like. Peace.
This occurred to me re:
@laurenboebert
. She spends a huge amount of time whining about Hunter Biden who is not in any position in the government whatsoever so she makes the assertion that the parent is responsible for their family. Shouldn’t we take a closer look at her family?