Peter Lukas
@PeterLukas1957
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Captain of the Tundra. Unhappily married. Fairchilds DNI
The ocean. (THIS IS A PARODY)
Joined October 2023
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Someone (poor) lightly made contact with my shoulder as they walked past me in Aldi, so I sent them to be forgotten in the fog. My life is so hard.
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Just sent a random follower to the fog. Will do again next week. They're gone now
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Fuck you Simon Fairchild you should've got arrested for homosexuality when you were 20
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Just ran into someone... They're gone now 😂
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Please vote option 1 I'm shaking
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Sorry for letting my bitch husband out of jail I was taking him on a walk. He's back in there now
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Have you guys ever heard of nice words
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Boat is full of worms. They got in my socks. Not happy.
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1 in 20 people who like my posts are sent directly to hell
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Someone just asked me for a raise I'm about to send them to the fog. Lol.
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Fuck you Simon Fairchild I know you payed a hooker to go scuba diving with you
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How to change my bio Please help I didn't make it that Please hlpe How to change How to Google help Google Google listen to me
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For todays
#PeterPrank
I took Elias to a fancy restaurant and then climbed in the lobster tank
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I am anti free the nipple... I am anti all nipples. I think men shouldn't be allowed to be shirtless. It should be mandatory to get dunked into the bog if you expose more than 6 inches of skin on your entire body
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Love my boat. Not like my bitch of an ex husband. He could never be my boat.
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Wow... My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is really teaching me a lesson... Wow...
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Poisoned
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Currently on the wet floor in the rain looking sadly through the door Elias locked
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Martin just told me what "EDTWT" and "SHTWT" are... Yuck... Do not follow me... Get well soon...
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This valentines day, Elias kissed me and then said he was going to suck me in a strange and peculiar way, and I got so scared I threw up.
#CoupleThings
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I always laughed when people would say "don't fall in" when I announced I needed to pee... Today it happened... I'm not laughing anymore...
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HWGAHAAOOOUUUUWWWW!!!!!!!!
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Not ending it... Sorry all... Just going for a walk. "B R B" as Martin says. Haha. Maybe next time
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I'm going out to sea... To throw my electronics in... Hope they have wifi 😂 (the fish) (if you didn't know who I meant) LOL! 😌 Hope I fall in
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Today I went to the shop and made everyone disappear. Fuck you home bargains
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Get excited
VERY IMPORTANT NEWS!
Elias Bouchard, Head of the Magnus Institute, has been arrested and will soon be incarcerated. Peter Lukas, of the Lukas family, will be replacing him as Institute Head.
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Her name is Jonah... She likes peanuts and sand... She dislikes katy perry music...
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Elias fell off my boat
Sail away
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Dropped my phone but luckily before it hit the cobblestone below my feet, Elias tried to catch it and slapped it straight into the ocean next to us.
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The archivist pushed him in the pond and he had to go to the clinic soggy LOL
Driving my bitch husband to the abortion clinic and he made us stop so he could go feed some ducks. 🙄
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They should make a second pride month for 50 year old men...
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Someone help please I'm scared and afraid of beautiful women in my replies
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People on my "timeline" being emo... Not me though. Stay safe out there. XOXO. Find me on my
#boat
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NVM. No man should ever be proud.
They should make a second pride month for 50 year old men...
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Driving my bitch husband to the abortion clinic and he made us stop so he could go feed some ducks. 🙄
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Everyone is so mean to me so I've decided to walk into a lake and lie down.
#PeterPeeved
#PeterDepressed
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Thanks for 900 followers. 3 whole people can ask a question. Anyone else gets put in a bog
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@martinkb87
Martin there's something i need to tell you. When you were born you were put in a basket and drifted down a river until you met your mother. I know this is sudden but you must listen
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Elias got drunk and pushed 3 chairs out the 4th floor window
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Fuck my gay life I almost made Eliases least favourite employee lonely and he had to distract me with his flat ass
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@martinkb87
Always my money. The cheap bitch. I can't remember a single thing i haven't payed for. I think he only have 5 pennies to his name. I pay for all of you. I payed for your lunch today Martin. Your mother wasn't even this bad. The wiry little slimy leech faced b
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You guys are sad
Just sent a random follower to the fog. Will do again next week. They're gone now
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Dropped my bucket down the stairs. Yep. Sea water and other liquids all over the carpet. Fuck my life.
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Where is Martin I can't find my phone and Elias won't help me
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He has taken me to the park and won't even look at me. Wow ❤️
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Every time you say I am real once again you bring me one step closer to joining your world. Lol
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