🎙️Just in:🎙️ Bavid Attemborrow’s new adventure into the fascinating depths of Twitter’s unexplored cesspool has been released. In this episode, he reveals how the trumpeteerus schizophrenicus specimens reacts to a damaged ukrainian building being repaired.
⚡️Just in⚡️: an explosive voicemail sent from Joe Biden to Volodomyr Zelensky has been intercepted by special operatives, revealing troubling US expenditure on “dog faces”. This issue will be addressed at the White House tommorow.
⚡️Just in:⚡️Shocking new footage has emerged from PMC Wagner’s CEO Yevgeny Viktorovich Prigozhin criticizing Russia’s state of affairs in regards with severe shortages. Graphic footage. Viewer discretion advised.
⚡️Breaking⚡️ Medvedev’s last functional braincell after my community note. I feel flattered that he made a post specifically about the note. But this will prompt a special operation to denazify my banderovite account. High dosage of vodka in Medvedev’s blood is imminent. Blyat.
⚡️Breaking:⚡️In an attempt to garner new allies in the fight against the russian MoD, PMC Wagner CEO Prigozhin has went on a live call with Budanov. Shockingly, Budanov has rejected the offer, launching instead the new “Vovabiowaffen” to demobilize him
⚡️Just in⚡️Huge turnout at the
#notowar
#rageagainstthewarmachine
#rageagainstthewar
rally held in Washington DC. Thousands of pacifists, anti-imperialists and anti-extremists gathered together to promote peace and neutrality. No russian supporters were ever present here ☮️🕊️
@2Russophobic4u
As a romanian, I apologize for that npc representing us. Since Romania was eliminated and Moldova is in the finals I can freely pretend to be moldovan 🇲🇩
CODE RED! CODE RED!
@Kama_Kamilia
and his fellas have been exposed! These racist white nationalist fellas funded by the cabal state agencies have no way to hide this truth!
⚡️[insert text]⚡️Analyst Seymour Hershy shared new photos of Bidem’s assets connected to the scandal. One peculiar photo shows him petting a shiba inu dog. Hershy: “these goddamn braindead dogs are everywhere, like they are kinda organised or something”.
@Liveuamap
I love how Russia “feels threatened” by NATO while Russia has its own expansionist “defensive” military CSTO alliance with Belarus used as launching platform for Ukraine’s invasion. How come they forget that?
@JulianRoepcke
My brother in Christ, you’ve determined within 2 days from the start of the operation, three photos and a bit of a text that the entire ukrainian counter-offensive is a failure. Isn’t that a bit of a stretch?
@nexta_tv
I can assure everybody that what they aim to is annexation. Hungarians have plenty of rights as a minority here in Transylvania, and it’s still not enough.