"I'm off out to protest about immigration"
"OK dear"
"which means I'll be setting fire to ubers and smashing our club shop"
"why that's pointless"
"oh you divvent understand its those bloody immigrants"
"I'm off out to the game dear"
"Newcastle play tomorrow?"
"no Plymouth are playing Sunderland so need to go and watch them in my Newcastle shirt yer divvent understand"
@cjhhhh21
I said the same thing to a mate, totally ignoring it makes it come across more fishy than someone just on a wind up to him imo. If he'd just said 'yeah this didn't happen stop chatting shit' that's it.
Something doesn't add up
🚨 BREAKING: Protestors chanting "Tommy Robinson" have gathered in Hartlepool tonight in response to the Southport stabbings
Cleveland Police: "We're currently responding to a protest involving a large number of people in the town centre."
It's funny. Majority of the people in the town tonight hating immigrants will be the same begging for Mendy to join us. Wait till they find out where he's from
Has the Dr given you a time frame till you end up in assisted living? Will you be allowed to bring your Newcastle/rangers/harrowgate shirts to the hospice with you?
Portugal v Slovenia on at 8pm?! What the fuck? How comes Slovenia get another go after we dominated them and blasted them from the tournament yesterday?
The hierarchy of modern UK comedy goes:
1) Peep Show
2) The Office
3) Alan Partridge
4) The Royle Family
5) The Inbetweeners
6)The League of Gentleman
7) Only Fools and Horses
8) Gavin and Stacey
9) The IT Crowd
10) The Thick of It
Change my mind.
Chant for Wednesday? "You can't fix your roof, you can't fix your rooofff, Man Utd..You can't fix your roof!" 😂 Ne wonder Twatcliffe won't pay
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that ashworth 💷
🏴 There's a new group of lads in London called the Youth Alliance. Lads from all London firms gathering together in the city under this flag against migrant crime.
@____Pingu____
Also while it's a bit annoying doesn't matter if they come now or in 3 weeks really does it? Can hardly do anything while everyone's off
The government of Saudi Arabia is investigating allegations of serious worker mistreatment in the supply chain of Noon, the sleeve sponsor of Premier League club Newcastle United, which were revealed in a special report by The Athletic.
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I think we here at Sunderland football club are much more suited to league 1. We have ANOTHER terrible manager and a squad so poor we had to sign Cov’s 3rd choice keeper. I think my club has to bring back Beale and do a full rebuild in league 1. Where we belong.
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@tinysima
Tbf this happend to me once at a gig. Was out having a smoke in the beer terrace bit and this couple come up to me and ask if I'm lost. I had a tab in my hand and a beer. I am not lost
@SCARFYYYY
@Youallmissedme
He was. He was even chatty to our lot. Unfortunately he met some mongy mates who insisted he had to ditch everyone he was friendly with.
He also gets bullied by an autistic midget
That would drive anyone to being mental tbh