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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
5 months
Anyone out there? Do you hear me!!!!!!!!
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
Make your own proverb about russians and tweet it as a reply👇🏾. Mine: “When life closes a door, Putin opens a window.”
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@PatriarchKill
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2 years
In a Moscow traffic jam, a👨walks from 🚗 to 🚘 . A driver asks him: “What's going on?" “🇺🇦ians have kidnapped Putin. If we don’t pay 20M rubble, they’ll douse him in gasoline and set him on fire! Would U like to chip in?” “Sure, how much others have given?" “A gallon or so."🔥
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
5 months
I follow you back if you reply and retweet this #FCKPTN
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
5 months
#NAFOfellas , how old are you?
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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@TreasChest But why would any other European county let Hungary be a member of such body? I smell Putin’s henchman here. And it smells rotten
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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
Only 96 743 followers to 100k. C’mon guys! 💪💪 #NAFO
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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
@HandofMoon This is a Swedish delicacy, unliked by the rest of the humankind. In addition to Erdogan, this can be a major obstacle for Sweden’s NATO membership. 😐
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
@PoliticalWelshy @pootinslayer I wish this were a real Andrew Korybko account. 😎
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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
Dear 2023, I hope you come with less Putin and more Zelenskyy. Sincerely, Humankind
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
@Gerashchenko_en Isn’t it tragic that a women raised by a lesbian couple is leading finding ways to defend Europe, while a ‘man’ raised by a traditional soviet family is the world’s leading aggressor?
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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@IAPonomarenko Finnish taxpayers money well spent! A Patria AMV saves lives of brave Ukrainian soldiers!
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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
There are three kinds of EU leaders: 1️⃣Those who keep calling Putin 2️⃣Those who provide military aid 🇺🇦 3️⃣Sanna Marin
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@iltaviesti - statuette/bust 🗿💥💣
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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
@blackintheempir On the first day, 🇷🇺 created dark in the lightness. On the second, 🇷🇺 attempted full control of 🇺🇦 airspace. Dry land and plants were too much for its tanks and troops on the third day. On the fourth day, 🇷🇺 had already lost and become a pariah.
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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@AlexandruC4 Is this the same russia that uses belarusian airbases to bomb Ukraine?
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@MedvedevRussiaE Apparently, there’s still vodka in russian grocery stores and Medvedev can afford it. What else can we say based on this nonsense?
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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
My self-humiliation campaign is going strong. Only 96 579 to reach 100k! Oh yeah! #WeCanDoThis #NAFO
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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
@DefenceU More of these special landing operations please!
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@KyivIndependent This kind of threats are unacceptable. It would be high time for all EU states to cut diplomatic relationships with Russia to the minimum. Perhaps one joint office in Moscow and that’s it. Then expelling all russian diplomats (read spies) from EU
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@kvistp I am sure Trip Advisor ratings for the restaurant are sinking like russian ships today? All dishes must test really burnt😉 🔥
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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
5 months
Where have all the vatniks gone? No serious resistance #NAFO . So long suckers!
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@WarFrontline Sweden and Finland look russia with the same eyes as before - the eyes we now see behind russia’s fake Ray Bans are just as twisted as our Baltic neighbours told us.
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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@Dpol_un Idiot, when it’s forced at the expense of your own language, it’s cultural genocide. When it’s voluntary second language, it can be enriching. Why don’t you protect Ugric languages, but destroy them with ruzzianisation? Hint: This happens in your own not-so-democratic ruzzia.
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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
BREAKING the backbone of vatniks!
@visegrad24
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2 years
BREAKING: It’s official. The U.S. will send Bradley IFVs and Germany will send Marder IFVs to Ukraine. It was announced in a joint statement after at call moments ago between Biden and Scholz.
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2 years
@DasRgen Khachapuri is 🇬🇪 Vareniki is 🇺🇦 Plov is 🇺🇿 Food imperialism is 🇷🇺
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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
Russian terribly afraid of being sledgehammered to death by their follow citizens. To avoid their destiny, they are donating all sledgehammers to Finns.
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
BREAKING… the RU-NO border, ex-Wagner boss Andrey Medvedev was pursued with dogs, and allegedly also shot by RU border guards. After being arrested in NO, he has sought for an asylum. Also ready to testify against Yevgeny Prigozhin
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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
Why russians still use📱in temporarily occupied areas? - Twitter, Instagrams, etc are banned bc of Western ‘propaganda’ - China spies via TikTok & Huawei - FSB eavesdrops all private comm - And Ukrainians strike every time when more than 63 to 89 russian📱users gather together
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
@tassagency_en All energy saving is for good - thanks russkies for pushing Europeans to save energy. How’s microchips supply doing?
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
If after this @Bundeskanzler still says no for setting Leopards free because it would be considered as escalation, he should be treated as an animal abuser!!!
@anno1540
Lew Anno Suport#Israel #Ukraine 24/2-22
2 years
Biden said: "Yes!". Bradley combat vehicles go to Ukraine The President of the United States confirmed that the first batch of modern combat vehicles will be sent to the front soon. We tell you what the tracked armored reconnaissance vehicle M2 Bradley is intended for and /1
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2 years
@DasRgen It would be perfect time to send Eritreans when winter is approaching.🥶
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
“Green Transition” in a russian style
@not_CIA_agent
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
4 months
@SkyNews Another piece of evidence that the war in Ukraine is not just Putin’s war.
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
Lucky are the Estonians who are bald 👩‍🦲
@Timo_Kukkonen
Timo Kukkonen 🇫🇮🇪🇺🌍🇺🇦
1 year
Yksikään. Toistan. Yksikään suomalainen mies ei sanoisi sille parturille mitään kun se kysyy "onko hyvä?" kun tämä on näky peilissä.
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
Breaking: russia has detroyed 300 X-fighters, 150 000 stormtroopers, 3 decimators, 102 repulse guns, 566 SK-44 plasma missiles and many more in Ukraine. In the meantime, Igor Konashenko is having a nap and dreaming about NATO equipment
@tassagency_en
TASS
2 years
Russian forces have wiped out 950 Ukrainian multiple rocket launchers and almost 400 surface-to-air missile systems since the beginning of the special military operation in Ukraine, Defense Ministry Spokesman Lieutenant-General Igor Konashenkov reported:
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
@blackintheempir Are you still pretending that Yanukovych wasn’t Putin’s puppet, that Euromaidan wasn’t people’s bottom up movement and that russia wasn’t backing up separatists with men, weaponry and ammo?
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@PatriarchKill
Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
I’m predicting sudden rush hours in the Kerch Bridge. Estimated to start right now! #gohomeoccupiers #SlavaUkra ïni
@NOELreports
NOELREPORTS 🇪🇺 🇺🇦
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Also in Bakhchysarai an explosion was noted. In Yalta, reportedly a military unit was targeted. Waiting for more info 👍
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@nexta_tv What an amazing collection of NAZI symbols. Any left at at the Museum of Moscow‘a artefact storage rooms?
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
6 months
Dear #NAFO fellas. Let me share one of the best kept secrets btw Finns and Italians. It concerns #mozzarella . You may have noticed that it's too meaty to be cheese. What every Italians say is not true. Forget buffalo. Everyone in Finland knows that it’s actually Moomin meat.🥺
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@JimmySecUK @JB_DE1 Proverb of the day: A silent Ukrainian film tells more than Peakov’s press conferences ever.
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@Dreamer2909 I think they reposted it… so I replied with your screenshot 🤌🏼
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
7 months
@TreasChest According to ruzzian sources: The planes only lowered altitude to meet and greet the Moskva
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
7 months
@michaeldweiss The most traditional way to celebrate Boxing Day is to give gifts to those in need. The occupiers really needed this 🎁 💥
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
Breaking: Russia announces it has already destroyed 120 % of Patriot systems delivered to 🇺🇦 by 🇺🇸.
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
@UtopianMastery Man, you are daydreaming!!!The answer is:NOTHING. Nothing happens. What you write is not a utopia, it’s a dystopia. Wake up!
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
5 months
Pressing the FOLLOW BACK button so many times causes arthritis in my thumb. Thanks #Fellas , It’s your fault!😙
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
@yalpski Keeping the left eye closed while aiming 🫣 professional army 🤣🤣🤣😂
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
4 months
Many good things happened today in 🇫🇮. 1) No more russian cars on the streets. 2) Gov’s new law proposal to combat weaponised migration was published 3) Putin would be arrested also today if showed up in Finland 🤖 🪤
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
#Fellas , #NAFOfellas , let’s make #MobiliseAndrewKorybko trending on Twitter. He deserves attention, he deserves firsthand experience from the frontlines.
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
@Jaybefaunt Could you first speak to Putin about #LGBTQRights ? Leave Zelensky alone.
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
She is probably the most gorgeous fella ever!
@MBlech
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@Dpol_un Wanna go for a catwalk?
@golub
Mykhaïlo Golub
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Hello
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
@blackintheempir Still perfectly valid comment. In 4/2022 🗑🇷🇺 was running out of modern weapons. Today, 🗑🇷🇺 is running out of WWII weapons . Approximately by 2/2023, the stocks of WWI weapons are emptied. Do we know who many musket rifles they have?
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
@protonotaire What ever Austrians ask, Ulyanov will answer either “You pronounced that nonsense. Not me” or “When inserted into my ass, my 🌈-coloured dildo makes me to say things. Propaganda things.”
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
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If you see a long queue in your country, what people are most likely queuing for? Finland : free 🪣
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@KyivPost For a man without a future, it is logical to think about the past.
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@tassagency_en Moscow air defence is made of inflatables
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@ResoShare I sent you an invitation to NAFO Meme depot. It’s full of great stuff
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
2 years
What’s your favourite Xmas song? Mine is Nat Cole’s ‘ The Christmas Song’. This year it goes like this… “Russkies roasting on an open fire HIMARS nipping at their butts…. “ 🎶🎶🎶🎶
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
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What’s behind 🇺🇦’s recent success in downing RU fighters?
Best RU pilots are 💀
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
1 year
@nexta_tv No ”Sims cards” this time.🤣
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Cpt. Hans Grenade
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There are lies, damned lies and the Kremlin’s Press Office.
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