Patches the Havanese 💕
@PatchesO123
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12 months old Havanese Boy. My breed’s home is the Caribbean island of Cuba. I’m in pursuit of the pirate’s legacy in the islands.
Northeast, US
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🐾 Dogs are here to teach us how to love 🐾Once we learn this lesson they leave but their love remains like paw prints in our hearts ♥️
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Friends I’m going to my forever home this Saturday.I’ll be traveling to another state with my sister. Then I’ll meet my furever family. Please wish me luck🙏 Patches.
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Friends I met my vet today. She’s a very nice lady. I got one vaccine and she said I’m very brave and I have two testicles, 🤔whatever that means. Happy Monday, y’all!.
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The dirt sucker got me…wait!, this is momentous,my first tongue out!!!
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Wasssssup!! For your entertainment I give you Patches The Havanese at 4 weeks old. Who knew I would become ME?
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Studies have shown Friday to be one of the best days to take advantage of your hooman. They’re excited but tired, ergo Shenanigans!!!!
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Daddy long legs aims to exercise on the deck.I had other plans for his equipment. Just a minor misunderstanding.🤣
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Hey family I haven’t posted since Father’s Day bc dad went on a deep sea fishing trip and strained his back so mom has been taking care of him. Here’s my tot I can do. Love ya!
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So did ya!? Call your mom I mean. A little bird told me you haven’t. This is my gift to her, the one that loves me. If I know this, you know it. Say it while she can hear you. Heal yourself. Patches out!
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Can’t please all the ppl all the time. I was told I was too hyper. So here’s a photo, not moving, just staring at you🥱
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Having a little trouble convincing mahooman that I was looking for a toy…
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Guys I like to be part of the action but I find myself with
a not so impressive tongue. I submit my little pink spud. Enjoy it!😂
#TongueoutTuesday
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I had found my man cave… what do you know?. The snoparazzi discovers me!. No privacy🙄
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As you know, I’ve been in confinement after the leg eating chair fiasco. It has forced me to take Curling again! 🙄
Salutations to our moms!
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Excuse me, please. I have a question: Can any of my pals in Twitter tell why there’s creeper puppies inside mirrors, and glass doors and, well everywhere! This is very unsettling 😟
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Imagine this Monday is a bagel, eat it!, eat it up!!!. Going to vet for more vaccines today and I got a bath 🙄. Something about having clean underwear when going to doctor. The woman is deranged🤨
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Just a thought. Don’t pour your sunshine into someone who does not think of you as their sky. You are an extension of the divine, act accordingly. Nite dear ones.🐾
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After the incident with my ankle yesterday I’m restricted to soft shenanigans today. Happy Saturday friends.
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Wasssssssuuup family!. Moi you asked?. I’m still on light duties, confined to chasing rainbows and frogs, planning a break out from Alcatraz. It’s not easy being green? Ha!
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It’s 79F expecting 87F. I was enjoy the warm weather. Daddy long legs lays his baseball cap down. Conundrum: he wants it back, a chase ensued. 😎Long legs are no advantage.
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Are looking at me?. You looking AT me! Get outta here!. I won’t look!
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I’ve been able to elude the snooparazzi of the female persuasion several times. I had to dig a tunnel!!🤣
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So I requested a parle with the mahooman so I can sleep in my lair.And she says: what do you think you are a pirate of the Caribbean?. 🏴☠️ I said yeah my blood comes from Cuba
🙄 A retreat not a defeat.
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The folks bought fresh eggs from a farm. 🐓But then, how fresh is something that comes out of a hen’s butt?. So I learn to sit on mom’s stuff and pretend it’s not there.Gone!. Clever!, ain’t?.
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The dirt sucker is going to make my toys disappear😡
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Patches mom: AM walk, retractable lead slipped from my hand. Patches got spooked and ran towards the street, against the traffic. Cars start braking, runs towards sidewalk again. Runs under parked car. Ppl corralled him until a lady grabs the lead.There’s angels out there. 😢
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Negotiations happening this very minute.
Subject: Bedtime. Might need professional negotiator.Hooman she dictator is bound to win. Bonne nuit. Sweet dreams.
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My dad’s youngest brother died. We’re playing to keep him from getting too sad. Please say a few prayers for him. Luv ya!. 💔
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Here I was innocently playing with the alien box and the mahooman had dark plans for me… a bath!😡
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My mahooman’s phone battery went bad. She lost a leg and an arm, she said.😲 She looks whole to me!. Anyhow, here I’m walking with a lead… crash and burn🙄
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Fur pals, do your hoomans ask ridiculous questions? Mahooman: Why do you keep on doing that?😫. Moi: 😏Because I can😎
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Everybody home?. Hope you have more energy than me. I went hiking with dad and I didn’t make to my bed. Good night!
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First Birthday 🎈
Guess what!?. Today I completed my first trip around the sun!. I didn’t get burn; cause like Harry Potter, your love and my hoparents love protected me. Thank you!❤️
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Soaking the rays on a glorious day. Found everything to send my folks blood pressure sky high😂 I didn’t know tree have bark, who knew?
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#ThrowbackThursday
I give you 2 weeks old Patches the Havanese. Dazed, Confused and Toothless😳
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Isn’t this meaningful.?Today I’m counting the fact that Patches is unhurt today.🙏
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Back from the vet and I’m really mom is resting her legs.😆
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As you know I help my hoomans with their exercise equipment. I decided to give it a go myself. Not bad for a beginner 😂Top of the morning y’all.
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There were flashes of light and scary crashing noises. I thought the tv was making noises so I told her off. Mom is grateful it stop for a while but I’m not getting up!
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One minute I’m whispering sweet nothings in Ms Squirtle ears and she says: who are you calling squirt, squirt?. Next thing I know she’s in the water bowl. 😢
My heart will go on~Titanic
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Let’s find something positive about today. Me first: It’s gonna be sunny and close to 70F degrees; makes a fellow shout with joy and show his silly tongue.
#TOT
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Raining the whole day. Like Scarlet O’Hara said: tomorrow is another dear ones. May your dreams guide you in love and growth.Nite!
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While walking on the lead today a lady said I looked like a wild pinto pony. Rude!! 😡If I may, this is for her.
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So we’re playing a game: I’ll start. I’m a Havanese. We are known for walking on our hind legs, like humans. Can be funny, we were performers in the circus.
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As you can see I eliminated the height factor by lying on the floor. Imagination is more important than height. 😎
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Good morning Twitter family!.Today we will be watching the coronation.
#HappyCoronationDay
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Sweet dreams dear ones. No snacks after midnight Gremlins.😴
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🤭A very frustrated snooparazi; brushed me for my 4th month pic but I didn’t look until I drank myself silly.
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What do you know!? Saturday’s here!. My mom has been forced to put everything high but I am developing new skills…
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Hellooo friends on this Wednesday done let anyone box you in.😎
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No!! I…fell…assleep! Something this way cometh…🫣
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The game’s afoot!. 🕵️ The trouble maker mahooman said “ let’s get him tired”. Lola, as it turns, it’s her accomplice !!🤨
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Good night pals, had my last puppy immunization today. Really tired. Rest, restore and remember your uniqueness is your superpower. Nite Gremlins!🐾
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I don’t always take showers but when I do I pretend I like it if it’s Mother’s Day. Stay dry my friends.
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Anyone drowning in coffee yet?. I decided I want to eat sitting on a pillow. Let’s see how far this arrangement takes me. As you can see the snooparazi doesn’t miss a thing, nada, zip.
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Geez! I haven’t brushed my teeth yet!. Get that thing off my face. I’m
going back to 😴 as for the rest of humanity, carry on!.
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A puppy has a lot to learn. Skill: Catch One’s Tail ✅
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Roll up those lazy, crazy, hazy days of summer!! I intend to chase squirrels til the cows come home. Happy Monday!.
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It gets dark outside around 5:30 pm. I’m in my favorite hiding place. When mom turns the light off I jump on my bed. Good night family. Happy weekend. 🤗
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🎉 I got my New Year’s bath. Is that even a thing?. Mmm…anywho wishing all my friends a safe, happy weekend. I want all of you to come home. Be careful. If you must bend the elbow get a ride home. Thank you for friendship. 🍷Happy New Year! ❤️
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That rabies medal the vet gave me on Monday inspired me. I’m practicing Curling! , (Google it🙄) to compete in the Olympics. Mind you I just chill!.
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David vs She Goliath: The Battle for the squeaker.
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I was right!, it sprung on me like a cat on hot tin roof, I think. It was the vet for my last immunization. She thought I’d look at her camera, ha!. Not happening CruellaI!!
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Stole dad’s sock while his trying to get dressed.😜He wasn’t happy. Mom said: suck it up!! Happy ending. I kept the sock🤣
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If the mountain didn’t come to Patches, Patches moved the mountain. This third person thing is sooo Twitlight Zone🫤
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I came in from a walk and I’m floored, literally. My mom will pick me up and put me on my bed. Be the blessing someone needs this coming week; all you’ll feel is your heart getting lighter.❤️
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Our queen has spoken: go to bed little one!.So to dream land I go. May Morpheus give you the sweetest dreams. May you grow in love tonight. Nite dear ones. 🐾
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Didn’t I tell you about manic Mondays?. A tree fell on one of our fences. It’s not our tree. Dad is calling the insurance company. It’s very dark cause it’s raining. The wind is howling. 😳
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In trying to understand the racket from the sky last night I came up with an experiment. Now for your easy Sunday listening…Ay Caramba!!
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For throwback Thursday: this is back in March, when I conquered my fear for the dirt sucker. See my cautious bravery?
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I went to visit a friend but my mom says he left for the celestial mansion. Don’t understand.I just know I can’t find him. Here’s hoping your day was easy on you.Thank you for being my pals. Nite!
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Patches mom: I’m one that thanks the universe for all the gifts seen and unseen I get everyday. Tonight I know someone up there likes me. I have my puppy in bed, safe. Keep the faith friends. Thank you!
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I intend to take up cooking. Native Cuban black beans and rice.🤤I’m gathering my equipment.I’m a bit moody but all chefs are. Hell’s crate is not!!
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Patches here. At my forever home🥰.A lot of things I have to show. For now take a look at me wrestling a bear.💪
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After the dog park fiasco I had time to go inward and reflect. Dogs used to roam the earth free, stealing eggs, eating whatever. Now we are tethered to humans who can’t find their way into their bathroom without their GPS. Traded our freedom for a piece of stale bread🙄
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As I lay in my pirates lair, head on my flower pillow,🙄my thoughts are on distant shores. Snoooparazi accepts these quiet moods, knowing she can sweep me like a hurricane into my crate. Buenas Noches.
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Happy Throwback Thursday!. This is my Gotcha! Day. March 25, 2023, I was 10 weeks old.
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Hey there!. Whacha doing?. Me?, well it’s sat your day so I’m sitting. It’s raining so no romping in the leaves or chasing Lola. Maybe I’ll chase dad. See ya!. ❤️
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This pic moves me.❤️
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Mamas who love us unconditionally and who do their best to give us the best life anyone could ask for ❤️
💐 Love, Waffles xo
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🐾Going to bed early bc I’m going to my forever home early, tomorrow. I will talk to you soon. I need to make a good first impression; as good as a hairy little guy can. 😉Blessings. ❤️🐾
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Here we run again. Thunderstorm approaching. We’re medicated and ready for bed. Let’s hope it goes by fast.Good night dear ones. May you have a wonderful restful night🐾
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Hey!, Tuesday already!?. Alrighty then!. Happy tongue out Tuesday. Stay safe my head that big!. Where’s my head stylist!?. Eek!!!.
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Frazzled?,Manic?. Well, it is Manic Monday!. Don’t despair, here’s a puppy vid for you. Go get em’ warriors!
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🍁Gold!, gold falling from the sky!!. I’ll disappear soon! 🍁😂Happy Sunday family!
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Lola’s at the vet for her annual check up. Moi, just being moi. Take care of you family.😜
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Really tired today. There was a really noisy thunderstorm last night. The windows were rattling but little rain.
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Good morning everyone!. Had an adventure today on my early walk. There was a dog without a hooman roaming the streets. He followed us home and mom had him picked up by the police.Hopefully they’ll find his hooman.❤️
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I’m finding it’s very difficult to jump on chairs with a stolen slipper… mmm.
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The painters left and we couldn’t breathe so we ate in my bedroom. Lola and I were soo tired. Now we refuse to look at our hoos, so there!
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Does this young lady resemble moi?
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This is mom’s favorite tot picture bc it’s my first walk with a lead. A lady said I was a wild pinto pony. I showed her how I felt about her😝
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