A (mostly) good girl Shih-Poo. Mamaโs lilโ sidekick. Finder of dirty gutter socks. Gangsta. Member of
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Frens: Me Grandmaโs dog wasnโt friendly when me met her today. She made a big, scary growl and tried to bite.
Me is fine. No boo boos, but me is traumatized and sad. Grandma feels sad, too.
Can you help, frens? Show me some extra love? Me really needs it ๐๐พ
Me first emergency visit to vettyman. Me ate a silica gel packet from the box of a new household item.
The dogtor made me vomit, gave me fluids, & X-rayed me tummy while Mama cried in the waiting room.
Me seems fine now, but would appreciate some prayers anyway. Thanks, frens โค๏ธ
Dear Mr. Musk
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Please donโt chase us away. We loves & supports each other through thick & thin. We celebrate birthdays & Gotcha Days. We laugh & cry. We seek & give advice. We share paw circles when we is sick, hurt or scared. ๐งต 1/3
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Me donโt EVER wear clothes, but somehow Mama tricked me into dressing fancy for a photo wif Santa.
Heโll never know me is a fierce
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soldyer in dis getup. Pfft. ๐ ๐ป๐
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Me dear frens: Thank you for the prayers & the paw circle for me health & for Mamaโs worries. Your pawsitivity, healing vibes, & kind words made all the difference. โค๏ธ
We are both fine now. Just fine. We are grateful to you all (and to vettyman!) ๐พ
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Floof stolen. Groomer lady glamorized me wif dis ๐.
Pawfect camouflage! Da zombs will be fooled by me prissy look and me perfumey scent. Dey will never guess me is a fierce soldier of
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(Whispers in lady-like voiceโฆRaaAAA!)
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Spa day wif da groomer lady. ๐โ๏ธ
Dat means me smells like candy and da bow is back on me head. ๐
Next steps:
1. Shake it off me head
2. Carry it in me mouth until Mama trades it for a treat
3. Be impressed wif me tekneek
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Mama is watching da dog agility championship.
Now hers talking nonsense words like fitness plan bla bla bla no cheese bla bla bla chonki girl bla bla bla.
Me expressed me outrage! Pfft.
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Da face of a girl who chewed a dead bird zombie despite Mamaโs efforts to trade it for treats. ๐ชถ๐ฆ๐งโโ๏ธ
She is yelling some strange words about her wits being at da end. ๐คฌ
What dis means, frens?
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Spa day. Groomer lady glamorized me wif dis ๐ in me hair.
Pawfect camouflage! Da zombs will be fooled by me prissy look and me perfumey scent. Dey will never guess me is a fierce soldier of
#ZSHQ
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(Whispers in lady-like voiceโฆRaaAAA!)
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You is da bestest frens ever! ๐พโค๏ธThank you for your messages, advice, encouragement, paw circles, prayers, GIFs, and emojis.
Me is finally eating. Getting lots of rest. Infinite snuggles from Mama.
Vettyman prescribed 2 different meds and administered fluids under me skin ๐งต1/2
Dear Clouds,
Ainโt you done yet? Me haves had enough. Quite enough.๐ง๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐งฅ
Please take pity on a cold, wet, mostly good girl.
Miserably yours,
Waffles ๐ง๐พ
The face of a girl who knows dat mushy ๐ฉ for 48 hours + a rash on hers lady bits would guarantee dis pokin and proddin by da vettylady.
Dis is an outrage. Pfft. ๐ฉ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ฉบ๐๐ฉ๐ป
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Santa recognized me from his Good List! He greeted me wif a big hug!
Da photo assistant lady held me steady while Mama took da unofficial photo
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