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I'm so conflicted. I don't want Collingwood to win.
I want Travis Varcoe to win. I want Nathan Buckley to win. I want Tyson Goldsack to win. I want Chris Mayne to win. I want Sidebottom, Pendlebury and their good guys to win.
But I don't want Collingwood to win.
#AFLGF
If you're throwing abuse the way of the Supercoach head honchos - maybe consider not doing that?
No decision would have pleased everyone, and of all the things to be vehemently upset over in 2020, Supercoach is a weird target.
We're retiring from
#Supercoach
podcasting. It's been a joy and a pleasure (mostly) and it's been a very, very long time. Much love to every single person who's ever listened ❤️ and my biggest loves of all to the
@jock_reynolds
crew.
(I will never retire from making bad trades.)
The podcast is here!
If you don't want to hear the sap from
@lekdog
&
@PatchToTheMax
discussing their
#supercoach
futures you can skip to the 40 minutes of trade chat!
Listen here:
Why is it impossible this season to just find the page with all the team lists on it? The "click here for the full teams" link doesn't take you to all the full teams?
Super minor but I'm amazed at how much the UX gets consistently worse each year
Where my extra $400k in
#Supercoach
bank balance to alleviate cost of living pressures?! Back in ScoMo's day, rookies were 117k – nowadays the good ones are 200k or more!
@al_superfooty
pls get Rupert to give him a call.
#Budget2022
"We think that's the other side of the post, potentially."
Please never let Cameron Ling and Luke Darcy commentate another game of AFL (or VFL for that matter) football again.
I somehow accidentally captained Neale after forgetting to take Macrae's VC and it's further proof that the less I actually do with my team the better it gets.
#Supercoach
Thanks for playing everyone, I can end season 2023 a happy man no matter what else happens*.
*don't show my this tweet ever again unless it's because Tom Green is the best
FEB 2047: Hocking: Confusion around the new multi-ball rule is all on the players. You can only score with multiple balls after the second elephant has been released, unless you're scoring from a passage of play involving a player named Jack. It's on the players to work it out.
This video from an Essendon training session showcases the new man on the mark rule.
It's caused outrage but AFL operations boss Steve Hocking says it’s on the players:
(🎥:
@NotRodd
)
EXCLUSIVE: I can reveal 23 clubs will unveil a Super Mega Happy Fun deal which will send Neale to Brisbane, Hogan to Freo, May to the moon, Rory Lobb to Red Sox, LeBron to GWS & Usain Bolt to Carlton for pick one, which the Mariners will use on the delisted Steve Smith
#AFLTrades
So turns our a rare side-effect of the jab is a belief Essendon can win a final. Thankfully they picked up on it in the 15 minute window and a doctor set me straight. Go get ya jabs, people.
What would Essendon’s forward line look like with Jon Patton in there? It's the move that could take the club from fighting for the top 8 to contending for a flag.
Essendon trade analysis:
Who the hell decided to play Thursday night football on the same night Australia play a World Cup match?
Infuriating. Stupid. Get rid of Thursday football.
As someone with a hard-to-pronounce last name, I'm still incredibly angry at BT's stance on Fantasia.
No problem with people getting it wrong to start with - it happens. But once you've been corrected it takes an arsehole of the highest order to spit in someone's face like that
1) I'm on the edge of my seat watching a 12-year-old test
2) Justin Langer hasn't aged a day since 2007
3) Shane Warne was an okay bowler I guess
4) I miss Richie Benaud so much
#Ashes