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I can't stand you ugly muddafukkas! A Gorilla about my Scrilla and an Ape about my Cake!

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@PaleDeBarge
DonSleaze
7 months
@AmazonLoni Yeah, she's a keto diet away from HR Manager and a backyard wedding to her high school crush named Patrick, and her mixed kid as ring bearer.
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@snubdogg Not even a "Believe meh!"
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3 years
@mrctv @TheRoot Is her hair dyed blonde or is that my colorblindness acting up again?
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4 months
@GothamCityGoon The title of the song shares a name with a show about teenagers fucking and doing drugs. Oh, and the boy is an Executive Producer of the show.
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2 years
Tua family about to have a 49% share of the @NFL as long as they keep quiet. Damn. The tackle wasn't even that crazy but it's clear he shouldn't have been in on a short week. Hope he is OK in the long run. Damn. #Tua
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DonSleaze
3 months
@bomani_jones All them legendary "what ifs" due to injury were brutal. To sandwich all Adi flagship stars (non futbol/soccer) together and call out that common thread could be awful for the brand...if Cam has enough reach of course.
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2 years
@iansmithfitness I love my Black Privilege. I'm usually picked first or early in pick up basketball, assumptions about my schlong are welcome and fun to validate, and the overall academic bar is low so when I've continually surpassed it, it felt like I got bonus points.
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3 years
@AngelaBelcamino @DefiantLs I know it smells crazy in there.
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2 years
@NGates0 @Geezytaughtme @cedfunches His "correction" got more likes than your original comment. Tells me that a whole lotta y'all going into your barber requesting some Chinese Capital on your face and head.
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DonSleaze
3 years
@SteveGuest Joebot. Circuit overload. Must. Return. To. Basement. For. Recharge.
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3 years
@iAmMechaMind @Prince_Infern0 I'd eat that shit right out the fridge cold myself. Cold hot sauce too...don't ask me how.
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5 months
@DrakeChart Great job. White kids like Drake more than Ross. Next.
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5 months
@FuxwitLim "JULIO IGLESIAS"
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2 years
@CBSMornings @theestallion @GayleKing Megastar? Name 3 songs without Googling. Actually, name two.
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5 months
@tha_chosen96 @OfficiallyIce Were you in a coma since 96?
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4 months
@Olas_Truth That's not fair to throw BM under the bus when Vlad should remain the target. He should have been lost his Black following and this should be the final straw for those that hadn't dismissed him already. Still, to make us the scapegoat here is wrong
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4 months
@kodakk6000 Blocc Boy JB is the most glaring example in my opinion.
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DonSleaze
3 years
@stillnaima @Grateful342 @LifeasMarita I saw a wedding once that got shot up by some Italian gangsters and the dude they were shooting at, picked up a child to use as a human shield. Disgusting behavior. Keith Sweat sang at the wedding too.
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DonSleaze
1 year
@Proseccoriqo How yall see this and not think 99% of them are wife material (just judging off the limited info of looks, esteem, and goal oriented) is beyond me. You either fronting or intimidated. Single me would have done work at this event!
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1 year
@MUSICANDBUILDS The fact that you had to even mention The Wire just to try to bolster your case is evidence enough of the true People's Champ. If T.V. were hockey, Wire is Gretzky. Other sports have debatable/close goats, but none even enter The Great Ones radius. It laps its closest competitor.
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3 years
@emansbig3 @bkdudee__ @MeekMill You act like any of what you wrote makes any of it better. It's an awful look and it's not the only example of him looking like a dance primate. You think Bob Kraft advocated for his release because he's the homie? Nah yo. He probably dances shirtless at rich soirees in pleather.
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1 year
@SevereAnon @Timcast What crime was he committing that deserved instant judge, jury, executioner?
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DonSleaze
2 years
@MinxMan74 @ClayTravis You can dodge getting pregnant too with a plan B pill, condoms, Birth Control, not fucking, exclusively anal, etc.
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4 months
@dwannb They was playing Euphoria and No Vaseline last week, right after Euphoria dropped. Somebody in TNT production room is from the W fosho!
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DonSleaze
3 years
@Mentoch @ChiTown_Eazy The Morii 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 If that ever catches on, I hope you get your credit!
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DonSleaze
3 years
@nikgazcs @mersrulesworld_ You have BLM in your bio. Whole Foods was outwardly anti BLM messaging. Now you got decisions to make buddy! Sacrifice organic hummus with lemon zest or lose your pandering placards, can't stay on the woke fence! Choose wisely.
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DonSleaze
3 years
@urban6out @Nabeyin Like eliminating the X in Mexican and replacing with two S's.
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1 year
@rosethaaartist 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The knowledge of how good it will taste after reheating it is barely, but just enough, incentive to get over the mental block of how nasty that shit look as cold leftovers.
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DonSleaze
7 months
@BanisMajor I used to work in Admissions for a Nursing College. I had to do intakes, campus tours, and process enrollment. I had my own office and keys to any room on campus. Let's just say a lot of what yall are saying is true...even before they become officially licensed Nurses.
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DonSleaze
3 years
@atrupar @redsteeze That's the U.S. POLO ASSOCIATION KN95 Mask
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1 year
@ilovehiphop_88 "I have got a girl whose pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air, it would turn into sunshine."
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1 year
@_ValTown_ I was across the street, on my bike w my friends, watching this Pump It Up when they filmed it! This house is on Van Wick!
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3 years
@fanniesroom @heckinsmolbean Malcolm told yall about these ones
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4 months
@RollingStone @andrejgee "Once upon a time all of us was in chains..." There's "Brown" in that "Us"?
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1 year
@Charlestonwhyt Who's Year Is It In 2023? 🧱 vs. 🪑
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DonSleaze
3 years
@kennedyrue Why use your degree as the basis for grounded gears? That's odd and doesn't make your stance any more or less valid. Weird "flex". Black Boys in America, today, ESPECIALLY need their fathers or a stable/safe male father figure in their lives. This should be a given.
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@Apex_Intellect @bomani_jones "You want it to be one way. But it's the other way." - Marlo Stanfield
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5 months
@drakesattorney You'd probably crash out for Drake before Drake crashes out for himself.
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DonSleaze
3 years
He ain't even old enough yet, but @NewEmergingKing for President! Gotta love and admire this man's dedication, heart, and life work! Salute.
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King Randall, I.
3 years
Months ago, the first pic I ever saw of him was in a hospital with a gunshot wound, at age 13. He was shot by a rival gang. Long story short, he began with and now he’s back in school with AB honor roll, and now student of the month at school! 😃😭💪🏿🔥
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DonSleaze
2 years
@JalisaDanielle_ Whatchumean?
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3 years
@daveusesthis @ChrisMNovak Marvin Harrison clapped someone, never has had to say a peep about it, and he faced less resistance than @terrellowens
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@MrDaS13 @Rosenbergradio Culture vultures in shambles 🤣
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DonSleaze
3 years
@_Sweet_Lew @literaryeric You're leaving out the part where he screamed "Zeig Heil!", flashed a WP salute to the police on-site, then they immediately subsequently deputized him.
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@MulhollandL0ver This is like killing yourself to raise suicide awareness.
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DonSleaze
2 years
@LizDylan123 @BetteMidler Puts 3 K's in Republican...meanwhile Joe Biden was actually mentored by and gave eulogy for Robert Byrd....former Exalted Cyclops of the KKK. The irony. Smh.
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@neverbouthecake @kenmorale So it's a holiday for you but anyone else going is because they're unemployed? Smh. Is that the sort of critical thought we're to be applying here?
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DonSleaze
2 years
@andreaolewis @castrowas95 @StarlynnSaint A lot are bougie and elitists. Several are heavy into alternative lifestyles and if not then they almost certainly did some sus behavior while pledging. And above all, they proudly rep Greek culture and traditions while supposedly pro-Black. Nah. You can keep em.
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2 years
@njoonification @BeaEofficial @CBSMornings @theestallion @GayleKing If I can keep it that way and keep stacking, then I'll die a happy man.
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DonSleaze
2 years
@Showtime What Focus Group said this was a good idea to make? Nobody checking for this. About to go double asphalt.
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DonSleaze
3 years
@ekomikaze Huh? Jordan Downs and Nickerson Gardens are infamous projects in L.A.... Google is your friend
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3 years
@AdamKinzinger What about strongly encouraging people to go in? Any recourse for inciting?
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3 years
@FemiYahtzee @thehill Yes! Let's get out and vote for voting rights.
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2 years
@RealMattCouch He didn't even attempt to get in this bag even after growing up Puerto Rican in the Black Church. Shameful.
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3 years
@uglynewyork_ Of the 5M, how many obese, had preexisting conditions, and/or were elderly? Context always matters.
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3 years
@ModestyQueen19 He got caught peeing standing up in the ladies room?
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4 months
@Soulful1865 You're a hater. I'm sure he was doing this short film to reduce global homophobia and raise lgbtq2s awareness.
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@EnterDaDome Straw man argument. Why you clinging to the singing aspect? Bone was singing and rapping about their life and upbringing and experiences. Drake doesn't sing and rap about his Jewish Mom making him the wrong tuna sandwiches.
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DonSleaze
1 year
@_StillTheShawn Belly 2 twice? 🤣🤣🤣 Save The Last Dance as a Black movie? 🤣🤣🤣 This list is amazing. I love it! I haven't seen it but I feel like the new House Party should be on this list.
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DonSleaze
3 years
@JesseKellyDC @RepSwalwell It's ok. He's speaking to someone in Kente Cloth. I think that acts as a barricade.
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3 years
@tearsofshapiro @LawrenceBJones3 Hopefully it pays well. A lot of y'all Electric Slid for FREE for the man pictured here, hand in hand with former Exalted Cyclops of the KKK, Robert Byrd. Even scorning you nogs that "you ain't Black" if you didn't shuffle into the ballot booth for him.
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@mambax24 @gifdsports Right. Because those are the tenets that have made them the greatest post game show of all time.
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DonSleaze
3 years
@elizableu Did I rend correctly that the FBI declined taking the case, even when presented with evidence? Why would they not take the case?
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3 years
@MamatilaT @jBrown9195 @mPinoe The roast beef was something serious though.
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1 year
@jeffcharlesjr I've never even had the thought or considered "Digital Blackface". When I do post react gifs myself, I think I typically look for Black depictions of my expression, mainly because I think they display more of my real life reactions, but I wouldn't not use one from a diff group.
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3 years
@LHatesYouALot How did this make a headline if for nothing else to get conservatives riled up. Your local basehead at 7-11 may as well have said this; they are about as socially relevant as Macy Gray.
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@lepslair @_BarringtonII Pouring syrup on shit doesn't make it pancakes.
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3 years
@_TheShawn R.I.P. ODB... he'd have made this list. Ghostface might have to replace the main mane or something. I mean, he called Action Bronson a fat fuck whose beard he'd light on fire, calmly, over an old soul sample. I was dyin'. Also missing... Chuck Barkley
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@sugeknight What did BIG once say about what his man Gutta does near bridges?
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2 years
@dude_incredibIe @Breaking911 You're a Yugoslavian with a Deshaun Watson tweet at top of your page? The Texas big among the Yugos, huh? That's definitely not your real location considering you're also now chiming in about cons. The Left loves loyalists like you. Your type is their attack dog doing dirty work
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@rahiemshabazz Out there looking like Tron.
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DonSleaze
3 years
@MAL___ You stood tall next to one of the sassiest men of all time. You used to be met with a "Heeeeyyy" and wave every other Tuesday and Friday night for years. Don't trip now.
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3 years
@amasterpiece @JeffOnTheRight This is not the conversation I have with my kids, definitely not with my son that is 19 and can/did vote. Please share what I should be telling my Black Family instead. Malcolm X warned us of these types!
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@Realrclark25 @JCrossover Ain't no way that shit went that cordially 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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DonSleaze
1 year
@nxggafromwaywrd @Proseccoriqo The original tweet is shitting on them, referring to a recent viral tweet wanting a Target cashier over Women like this. Ofc we don't know them fully, it's limited info, but it's ok to dismiss them as undesirable based of this vid but not ok to see attractive or positive traits?
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@MUSICANDBUILDS Beyond any of his actual benevolence, he served as something to aspire to for mad people, and especially Black People. His dominance transcended basketball. People call the best of anything "the Jordan" of that field.
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@LadyJustice4512 @Juliann37765988 @GrahamAllen_1 Tell us more white lady about why the song was made. 🤣 It was created to divide us? It surely wasn't born out of being legally excluded from "The American Dream". No couldn't be. It was a malicious ode to division made in the early 1900s. Clown.
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3 years
@WeaponII @iRunWithLula @cjzero What if they fill the entire suite to the ceiling in popcorn? Everyone complaining but don't see units. What if it's that much for 401 Tenders?
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@JAYO718 @_StillTheShawn Nah yo. Even if the proper name is Kazaam, it's still Shazam to "the culture".
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@GilsArenaShow I'm a Laker fan and that was bad. Reaves gets whistles or non-calls on fouls he commits as if he was '06 D Wade.
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@EnterDaDome Not the face scrunch at mediocre bars. 🤣
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1 year
@dadsmithwest13 @RealMattCouch Um...that is a Black Child getting jumped.
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3 years
@LindyLuan @GlassyLady @RepKatCammack Reich, like 3rd Reich? Like when a government put people in camps, controlled media, weaponized propaganda, sought socialist and communist ideals? That's the movement you're grouping with Republicans? I'm impressed at your gall.
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1 year
@Slakonbothsides Busta emerging from Leaders of The New School and completely leaving Charlie Brown in the dust.
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1 year
@Coach_Moore_MV @MarcRandPRIME @GeorgeFoster72 I knew this Italian dude in Syracuse NY that had "waves". Full white. He was a barber too. Refused to tell anyone how he got them. I was knocking down a chick that was best friends w his chick. Only thing they could tell is he had a way of cutting it to make look like real waves.
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3 years
@JenCC63 @neontaster @jaketapper Fam, Incoherent Gibberish would be Biden's debut album title. Sound bytes were Trump's nightmare because of his style of talking, but he rarely if ever stammered, mixed up pronunciations or names of countries. Biden mumbles, stutters, drifts, loses his place, scrambles, etc.
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@MaadyBK67 I dapped Mase up at church in L.A. (Faithful Central) at the altar call. He was sobbing but it was real. Next day MTV announced he retired from music. I used to go to altar call damn near weekly because I was doing wrong every M - Sat 🤣. Got up there like, oh shit, you too Mase?
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2 years
@megsbeach @LizDylan123 @BetteMidler This is directly pulled from your fact check, darlin' Byrd was unanimously named “exalted cyclops”, which meant that Byrd was the top officer in the local klan.
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3 years
@kennedyrue @LeftSentThis Before I even clicked the profile I KNEW this person was going to be in L.A. Delusion central. Ask Indian, Japanese, or Italian people people (outside L.A.) if their traditional family structures are outdated. I used to think Hennessey and Newports were our biggest threat.
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3 years
@gopalkrishan991 @BillKristol Probably doesn't feel great about it. Especially considering that Xi is now running the show and holding the puppet strings
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@MUSICANDBUILDS That's on the mainstream front which is inevitably going to be white ran, thus the ones that "make it" there are in bed w them anyway. RZA, E40, Cube, Nas seem like they're doing just fine and they serve as fantastic examples of how we should get it.
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@iwik8816 @margielatabiz Keep going....he next says Fuck a phantom (phantom is a ghost) I like to buy Yachts (little Yachty = ghostwriter) when I get the fever (probably wrote Teenage Fever)
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2 years
@JohnReads @BlaiseJ28592891 @UjuAnya Never fails. Only surprise is that she's not based in L.A.
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DonSleaze
3 years
@swasser85 @SpencerAnglin @RealMattCouch @Beard_Vet @FOOL_NELSON @atensnut @WatchChad @leadpastor @RealKennyLee @RobManess @MattWalshBlog @T_S_P_O_O_K_Y @ksorbs That's a traditional English Breakfast. Like England English. Why TF would a confederate flag be missing? Yall be so ready to call someone a nazi or bigot, but never look in the mirror and point at the retards.
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2 years
@wrong_speak @catturd2 That can't be what he thinks it is. If so, he'd have never shot it down, but rather had it captured and brought directly to him, unharmed, for a private debriefing.
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3 years
@TheRealGaran @TrumpJew2 @WinsomeSears The pontification was only flatulentory in an aromatic effervescent incubation...excuse me...ovulation, merely because the over exorbitant climactic, sorry, climaxes reverberate between the isotopes.
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@MUSICANDBUILDS When Look Alive by BlocBoyJB dropped is when I first had this inclination. That shit never looked right to me. Shit...looking back now, I think Versace was my introduction to Migos. His persona and style never matched those type rappers to me, so it always seemed suspicious imo.
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