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If you can finance my vacation, I’ll do something idk
LI, NY
Joined June 2011
Lemme guess, his path to helping you make money is if you give him $200 for a monthly course.
"Broke people watching sports is dumb" - Man claims. Your comments on this
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We had 240p TVs.
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The plot device of the WWE Title being an evil albatross that weighs on you if you hold it long enough and slowly turns your less desirable attributes up is one I can get behind.
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Sasha Banks told the world that she has creative control and then immediately gave herself two world titles in her first 3 matches in the company lmfao.
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Love that in H-Man’s WWE, a newly turned babyface has to deal with the consequences of their actions over the last few years.
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Broke her shoulder.Won her title.Stole her man. My GOD.
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Crossover dribble into a fadeaway but yes.
men can be mid serious conversation and just start practicing their golf swing for no reason.
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Biggie: “you’ve got a gun up in yo waist/please don’t shoot up the place”. Random dude:
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Daniel Garcia, Ricky Starks and the Lucha Bros ringside at NXT in St Louis, October 8th, 2024:
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No one:. Jay Leno at the bottom of a hill outside of Pittsburgh:
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Adam Cole probably got a long ass text from one of the Bucks about the fight, took one look at it and put his phone down face first and went back to playing Halo.
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Dawg, Bad Bunny the biggest recording star in the world and when WWE calls, he goes “lemme clear my schedule, jefe”.
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“The tall beefy goth Australian woman can’t save you”. The tall beefy goth Australian woman in question:.
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The quality in that pic is far better than the video quality for the entire run of the Steve Harvey Show.
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POV: you’re a midcard act in AEW who’s gaining upward momentum in the uppercard. Chris Jericho:
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I just know KO is gonna crash out watching everyone accept him as if nothing happened.
Buddy was an abusive, manipulative dickhead for 3+ years, left for 4 months, came back and is the most over babyface. I love wrasslin man lmao.
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@PBSImpulse9 A) weight classes exist for a reason.B) never fight someone who goes barefoot in public willingly.
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Brock: 😡🤬. Cesaro: 🤵🏻♂️. Brock: “I’m wildin, lemme calm down”.
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Like “no bitch, you don’t get a Get Out of Jail Free card just because the fans like you again; you were stomping my throat in 6 months ago”.
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TK: “we can go half on the venue for Forbidden Door”. Tanahashi:
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Yes because somewhere along the way in the last 15 years, a combo of poor audio mixing, dialogue being barely above a whisper, and loud background music has caused us to not know what the fuck is being said.
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I'd say the line about Paul Ryan listening to "Last Resort" by Papa Roach while driving away today is fake. then I remember these exist:
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Happy anniversary to a career tanking unforced error, Tessa.
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Tony: “we just signed Kazuchika Okada and we need to find someone for his first feud”. Jericho:
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The Falcons putting a Chick-Fil-A in their new stadium gotta be the second biggest headass move they've made this year.
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BIG MEN.WITH BIG CHESTS.SLAPPIN MEAT.YOU WANT YOUR FIVE STAR CLASSICS?.NOT ME!.BIG MEATY MEN BUMPIN MEAT!!
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Test’s legs almost broke 3 times before he executed the move.
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That Ospreay/Ricochet match bout to be so annoying.
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Got the arena looking like 9:15pm on a Wednesday night on TBS.
Almost half of seats empty at Reading arena ahead of Trump speech — Philly Inquirer
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When a janitor asks how smooth someone wants a floor, they use your brain as a reference point.
Ice cube spilling allllllllllllllllll the tea. Exactly wtf I was saying
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“Kofi Kingston shouldn’t be the Champion when Smackdown goes to FOX”
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Rodman has prime Madonna fiending over him, Carmen Electea partying with him in Vegas, was a member of the nWo. A King, tbh.
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I would ask why is Jericho arguing with a lawyer at 4 in the morning on Christmas but I know the answer
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The sheriff watched that IMG/Bishop Sycamore game and was looking at the coach like
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“Man, that Giulia/Roxanne match was awesome”.“I had Hogan put down beneath an overpass in Slauson”.“What?”.“Hmm?????”
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Gonna say it:. All the praise y’all heap on the Young Bucks should be and is owed to MCMG. Everyday, the Bucks should thank Shelley and Sabin for not losing it over YB jacking their style.
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Mercedes: “let’s wrestle again in Mexico”.Stephanie:
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Mick Foley logs on and tells me privately that I’ve been an asshole, I’ma have to take the time to reflect on my life, ngl.
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That man LOVES his job for the first time in 15 years.
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MJF: *cuts a promo about a Make A Wish kid and calls them a useless cripple while doing the You Can’t See Me taunt*. Cena:
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Sting: “so my last match is happening in March and I need an opponent”. The Young Bucks:
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This motherfucker Jason Whitlock said racism is essentially a problem for the poor and that someone at LeBron's level doesn't deal with it.
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@DragonflyJonez “Where is Mackenzie?”. “She’s at dance recital”. “. I knew she had no heart”
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Byron Saxton at the table on Tuesday, looking at Graves and Tom Phillips:
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…………why does he look so uncoordinated when he runs?????? 🥴🥴🥴
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Cody Rhodes and Roman Reigns, September 13th, 2024:
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You almost figured it out. You’re right there—you’re really close.
WWE spent almost half a decade building Reigns’ aura and Rock has completely dog walked that in like a month. Rock feels like the leader of the Bloodline and he’s smart enough to do nothing that changes that. Real workers know how to work.
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WWE doing more with the Brawl Out material than AEW is crazy.
"I don't know who would feel comfortable working with somebody who randomly just punches people in the face backstage. " 👀. @FightOwensFight, you can't be doing that. 😂. @CMPunk #SmackDown
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This man really retired and said “I’m gonna do all the shit I couldn’t do because I was committed to being a zombie mortician biker for 3 decades”
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@CeeHawk Best that we steer clear of anything that’s even close (chronologically) to death mask Eddie.
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“If you stood up, the desk would tip over”. Vic Joseph is CRAZY for the line.
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Lots of moving parts here but the vision after Summerslam
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Cop: “son, I’m gonna need you to sit while we go through the system”. Jimmy Uso:
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@DragonflyJonez My man look like he plays bass guitar in the jazz band who has all the aunties throwing their panties on the stage.
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Ridge Holland being so close to the NXT Championship tells me one thing: any once popular midcarder in AEW who is feeling dissatisfied, if they leave and go to NXT, they’re getting the mega push.
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Them blue wall votes coming through
BREAKING: Harris set to win California.
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@DragonflyJonez TWolves/Grizzlies was the closest we’ll ever get to seeing a 6-game NCAA mens tournament series.
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@itsYDG2 As it stands now, he is currently the 4th most important act in his group and when he’s not in matches, he’s saying “bitch” and being a hornman.
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Triple H to a group of midcard era bitching about his jet privileges:
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@DragonflyJonez Kyrie’s the person that talks about getting rid of toxic people in his life without realizing he’s the toxic person in everyone’s life.
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@itsYDG2 TK ain’t beating three dudes who could book the fuck out of a Universe Mode, I’ll tell ya that much.
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@DragonflyJonez Justin after that Wrangler Jeans album flopped and he had to go back to that old reliable
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