Painful Puns
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Painful Puns. Funny Jokes, Silly Riddles, Punny Word Play, Groaner Puns, Cheesy Humor, Ouch! Plus RTs that hurt even worse.
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I don't know what that creatures is, but I suspect it's a good thing that it's smiling...
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April Fools!
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Bull Sh*t!
Toilet that burns the waste instead of flushing it.
Thoughts? 🤔
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Whoever shot this clip must have a death wish.
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And, that's why it was called a Service Station.
Nowadays, there is no such thing as customer service period. You have a problem? Fix it yourself!
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How could sea-faring men of yore have confused manatees for mermaids?
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What kind of a business would disply a plate of rawhide dog chews just sitting by the open door?
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And, don't you forget that!
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Who is hiding here, just waiting for the play to begin?
You are NOT a 🤖 if you can see this Tweet:
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Going up? Who else is with me?
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The young ranch hand has a keen instinct for relocating his critters to today's sweet spot.
This is my favorite video on the internet!!
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And, their you have it.
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So, cow you doin'?
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The adventure is in the journey! Woof Yeah!
When you want your ball, but you don’t want to get wet
🎾💧💦
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Good Morning! Owl you doin'?
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It's time for today's yes breaker: Do you see any difference between these two scenes?
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Why carry a corpse up into a tree? What are we seeing here?
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This always happens when crickets visit the cannabis field at 4:20.
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Guys... Some habits are just really hard to break.
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When the good guys come to the rescue:
Heroes aren't built from cloth and string. They're built from bravery, and from love.
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Just another reason that it's not a good idea to name your dog Robin or Jay.
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Yup, it's been one really ruff week. I am ARF-ing glad it's finally the weekend!
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Not what you usually think of when you hear the term "rescue dog." So awesome!
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What you see isn't always what got got.
Take a really close look at this one.
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Wow, just imagine seeing this larger than life sci-fi flick at the drive-in in 1963!
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At least this dragon doesn't breathe fire!
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It's Saturday, and it's only midnight here in Colorado. Are "normal" peope asleep right now? How boring is that?
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Revisionist history, fake news, or clever product placement?
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Is this an eye test puzzle, or is it a sublimanal message?
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Bear with me. It's Caturday!
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When you find a date online, you really never knut, it looks like he lucked out this time.
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You just gotta admire the ingenuity of Wile E. Coyote!
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The original self-driving lawn mower has been in use for decades now!
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When your dad is a hipster, merely walking to the bus stop is too mainstream...
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Yup, that truly is one fir-ocious pup!
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Today's dog school lesson is not a singing class. These well-trained Husky pups are being taught to laugh at their master's jokes.
The mom teaches them how to howl!
Education is vert important! ❤️😂
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Did he Kermit murder?
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Caturday is not for the meek.
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Bad Ass Twitter Tip of the Day:
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Happy Monday! Happy, Happy Monday!
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It's a great day to do a little fishing.
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Little dude is in training to be a chick magnet.
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Elephant wants to go along on the road trip. After all, her trunk is packed and she's ready to roll...
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Elephants are all about taking care of the environment.
Elephant caught throwing away litter into a trash can at a safari outpost
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What do you see luking in today's eyes breaker?
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Horse: The face looks familiar, but I don't remember the mane?
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Too baa-d the life of a shepherd isn't just a fluffy walk in the park...
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Wow, a double rainbow! Does that mean it's going to be a fantastic weekend ahead?
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National Western Stock Show Alert:
There's a cow on the roof -- and that ain't no bull!
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Okay, now you know what to get your pet turtle for Christmas.
Turtle learns to skateboard to keep up with his buddy🐢🥰🐱☮️💟
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Who else will be enjoying watermelon with friends and family over this long holiday weekend?
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Oh, comb on! It's the crow version of a back-scratcher.
Too bad the dog isn't that enthusiastic about getting brushed.
"You're finished when I fucking tell you you're finished".
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The ghost of Christmas tree past?
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C'mon peeps! This is the way to Spring!
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Catching a wave is the mane event.
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The dog thinks you should check out the CATalytic converter.
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Horse: "I told you to just get off my back already!"
It takes a lot to get a horse that mad at you 😳
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Just another typical Sunday in Wyoming, the Cowboy State...
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People with an IQ over 140 know that statement is a load of crap.
But, play along anyway. How many differences can you sniff out?
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It's all about horsepower!
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Am I the only one who expected a bunch of clowns to emere from this car?
I wonder if it only takes $5.00 to fill the tank on that car 🤔
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Owners of large breed dogs often refer to their pup as "pony.' Now you know why.
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What a paw-some way to enjoy the winter wonderland!
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Q. What is it called when you dream a bear is chasing you?
A. A bite-mare.
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Now, that is one heck of a crate-ive Halloween cosstume.
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Grrreat Grrranny always gets all fired up after enjoying Frosted Flakes for breakfast.
Folk artist goes viral for her mural tiger painting
(Wait for it!)
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Criminally nutty tweet of the day:
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When a dog is adopted by a former cat lady, is this what he should expect?
Old dogs are so beautiful. Sunshine, fresh air & new scents for this pup today!
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Dog's pet kitty cat doesn't like to get her feet wet. Snow problem 'cause Blondie's got a dog sled.
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Just because you named your dog "Tony" it doesn't mean he is a tiger, even if it is Caturday!
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Q. How does Sheila describe her mad, groucy hubby, Joey?
A. Angeroo.
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Once again, we salute the HOA.
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Little racoon thinks he's found his long-lost brother from another mother!
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Were truer words ever spoken?
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That butt-head got what he deserved.
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Just admit it: When you heard what this hurricane was named, this thought went through your mind, too.
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Getting back to key musician technique. Real or Fake?
Playing the piano upside-down and inside-out. Playing the right and left hands with the opposite hand and backward fingers -- I couldn't do it.
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Spring is in the hair!
Well, the birds know how to build their nests and furnish them, too.
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When a lion says "Gimme Five," you comply!
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An amazing rescue. It's lucky that cats universally love to jump inside boxes.
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Either this guy is really bored at work, or this video is being run backward. Which do you think is the real deal?
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That's a kiddie gate, not a kitty gate. C'mon, you can do it!
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How many tweeters got this one right?
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He'll never use that brand of cement again!
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This fun dog sport needs a name. How about Balloon Bop, Shepherd Shot, or To The Moon Alice?
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