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Probably 3-11. Work is hanging over your head until you go in and by the time you get out the day is done.
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@LegionHoops
@2300Frigg
@_MLFootball
Yeah, Shannon was pissed after Hamlin. I thought Bayless made a mistake going on the next day. But they got back to baseline very quickly. BTW Shannon is leaving Fox altogether.
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@mikerobb38
@PoliteMelanie
That’s the kind of thing kids never forget. Whatever he paid for that dress it was a bargain.
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@BOSSportsGordo
The 1981 Cincinnati Reds had the best record in the majors and failed to make the playoffs.
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@AlTheBoss03
Play clock at five…pass is INTERCEPTED AT THE GOAL LINE BY MALCOLM BUTLER! UNREAL!!!
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@Bob_Holtzman
@jdb820
@Google
People ask why I love sports so much. For reasons like this: it brings people from all backgrounds together.
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@NFL_DovKleiman
@dyland1967
That’s fine. You want to break in Bryce easy. Dalton at this point is a career backup and he’s good in that role so may as well let him be at the big boy table.
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@SundayQBs
Oh GOD no. Not a chance. In front of him: Brady. Montana. Unitas. Staubach. Peyton. Bradshaw. Otto Graham. Bart Starr. Aikman. Dan Fouts. Want me to go on? Because I will.
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@darrenrovell
99 seconds to be exact. I’ve said this before: Vin Scully was the greatest broadcaster of all time. Not sportscaster: broadcaster. Better than Edward R. Murrow, better than John Cameron Swayze, you name it.
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@Jimfrombaseball
Scully was the best. Listen to his call of the bottom of the 9th of Sandy Koufax’s perfect game. It reads like a piece of erudite baseball literature and he came up with it completely in real time.
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@AdamSchefter
@joeybagovdonuts
@billsperos
The Seahawks are something like 882 miles away from their nearest rival.
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@Erin_Murphy
Factual: Hanna Barbera produced the opening animation sequence. But you know this.
Happy 60!
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@tonestradamus
@LHM1983
Iverson is alright. He routinely holds basketball camps for underprivileged kids and doesn’t want anyone to know about it. A TV crew showed up once and he was furious.
That’s a good guy.
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@wiseconnector
This is easy: $20MM for cash. 50000 shares of Tesla right now are roughly $11.4MM and the NPV of $10K a week over 38 years (how long it would take to accumulate $20MM) is less than TSLA stock, let alone $20MM up front. Very easy choice.
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@Kathy4Truth
@JKash000
I only found out recently that someone I went to junior high school with was the product of a sexual assault. She was adopted by a couple that could not conceive naturally.
Today, she is a Doctor. And a Wife. And a Mom.
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@JenUSA90
@GoodBoy10204293
Yes. Gas is now $2.75 a gallon down the street. Two months ago it was $2.05 or something like that. Thanks, Uncle Joe.
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@marcofrog13
@TheHall
@justnate90
@PhilAPerry
@NBCSBoston
Love those! I have two. Bought them 25 years ago and they still fit!!! The official number font too!
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@BeingRealMac
@LibsNoFun
Because China didn’t have a Presidential election this year. Simple as that.
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@oscar_burner
@NFL_DovKleiman
@dyland1967
You’re right. And he had some good years. But at this stage in the game he’s your ideal backup: the savvy vet that can be Bryce Young’s Silvio Dante and can start a month or so if needed.
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@CHIZMAGA
@August1405
Sucker berg (as my spell check corrected it and I’m leaving it as is) is a tool.
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@SherryMAGA
@nana_lorrie
(hand up)
He has busted his ass trying to get this under control. The fact we’re seeing a vaccine THIS soon and the volume they’re talking about is nothing short of remarkable.
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@MasterMofeto
@PrincessSMH
Serves him right. He can however redeem himself by giving them away to needy families and writing I AM VERY sorry for trying to corner the market on hand sanitizer one hundred ZILLION times.
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@Top_ShelfSports
Bill Belichick has entered the chat. So have Bill Walsh, Paul Brown and Chuck Noll. Don Shula does not know the double secret password.
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@MadScientistFF
Tom Bosley. Not only was he Mr. C but he was also Mimi Bobek’s dad on The Drew Carey Show. Both Mimi and Gigi Bobek.
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@mikekadlick
@TheGregHillShow
Sports history is filled with- FILLED, I said - with guys that had phenomenal rookie years and fell off. RG3. Vince Young. Mark Fidrych. Joe Charbonneau.
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@liveocgirl
No, never! Nor do you blast ELO or Stevie Wonder or Van Hagar at military jet after-burner levels at 5:30 in the morning.
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I listened to Gavin Macleod on
@realgilbert
’s podcast. He was sharp and engaging and got truly choked up when talking about Ted Knight. It was enjoyable.
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@MadScientistFF
1. Cars that were less than 3 years old where regular maintenance (oil changes, tire rotations) were done
2. Vacations that lasted more than three days.
3. Vacations taken on an airplane to places like Disney World or California.
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I just found out I lost a close friend in a car accident this morning. 1:30am.
I’ll be off the grid a while.
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@MannyBnManny33
Ripken - 2632
Cy Young - 511 wins
Connie Mack - 50 years
There’s just no way.
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@9NEWSNANCY
She’s out of her gourd. I have absolutely no idea what she’s doing. But she’s not making things better.
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#FOXSports
: Here’s how you win Joe Buck’s departure:
NFL: Gus Johnson becomes your A game announcer. Get Steve Tasker from CBS, they were magic.
MLB: Two words: Don Orsillo. Pair him with Smoltz
Done and done. You’re welcome.
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@ScienceWDrDoug
@erinhaust
And I suppose six months later we’ll be told to go get vaccinated again. And STILL wear the damn masks.
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@drewbrees
No need to apologize sir. What you said was fine. Perhaps there was a better way to phrase it; there always is. But you’re good. And you’ve been good.
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First game at an AAA yard in 54 3/4 years. (My pal Bill Murdoch is not on Twitter.)
#LiveFromWorcester
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Adam Lambert - We Are The Champions (Live at Capital's Summertime Ball 2... via
@YouTube
/// And this guy came in second on American Idol to…who? Why?
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25 years ago today I got married. There was no baseball that day, because the start of the season was delayed.
And here we are 25 years later...and there is no baseball because the start of the season has been delayed.
Didn’t see that coming. No.
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And THIS is why
@realgilbert
rules the universe. In the face of adversity, he laughs it off. And he makes everyone else laugh.
These two have been chanting about burning in hell in front of the
@tacomacomedy
where I’m performing. Obviously they’re familiar with my work.
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@FloridaDude297
@JUSTNEWSGLOBAL
And the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette endorsed a GOP for the first time since 1972. PA is falling in place nicely.
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@SavageSports_
@hernan_zapata7
Betcha Kraft is on it now and will more than make good on it. Thats how he is.
#ForeverNE
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@gabbygabs25
@contodonetflix
Sounds a lot like Joe Jackson, Murray Wilson and countless other stage parents who considered their talented children a cash cow and destroyed them in the process.
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@guy_caldwell3
I actually took this serious at first because I knew Nick Cannon had a kidney transplant. Glad to see it is not so.
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@sanguinesu
Yeah. You always get a little "uh oh" when you see something like that. Sometimes your worst fears are realized. But just as often, it's all good.
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@BeatlesEarth
Wire to wire the album is strong. I like Come Together and Paul McCartney’s walk off line: “And in the end/The love you take/Is equal to the love, you make”
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@Anthony_Mazzola
@gmfb
‘Three! They got Three receivers! MALCOLM! GO!!!!!’
— B. Flores, Glendale, AZ, 1 Feb 2015
#GoPats
@thesportsguy622
@davieyo
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@HeartEyes4Brady
@Patriots
That is still unreal. You realise that about 100 things had to go the Patriots way for them to win that game. One doesn’t and Atlanta wins. It’s staggering. Truly the most epic comeback in the history of sports.
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@Parlay_J0E
Who ya gonna call?!?
Underrated: The Razor’s Edge. He said he wouldn’t do Ghostbusters unless he could do that. He was very good in the role.
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There’s a Barry Manilow concert on as I write this. He looks and sounds as good as he ever has. Very powerful. So many of these acts, they embarass themselves. But not here. Not here.
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@Selini_Kane
@Jimmymack010
I do not like what the masks represent. It seems they’re more about control and misinformation than anything else. The masks do not protect you from getting the disease; the CDC said as much. But people now believe otherwise.
Sad.
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