I just wanted to officially declare that I am okay with pickleball companies to sending me free shit in exchange for (incredibly limited and niche) exposure
TAKE: Ackshually Pickleball is pretty fun…
Am I only saying this because
@PCKLBall
saw the video above and sent me some paddles and balls to change my mind?
No.
Am I going to beat the brakes off of every boomer in my subdivision and send them to the hospital?
Absolutely.
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Wanna see Ben Johns play with a PCKL Elite 40?
You can this weekend!
5.0s will challenge Pros at the first Pros vs 5.0s event hosted by the Iron Paddles Pickleball Club in Arlington
Pumped to have Elite 40 as the official ball
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@PCKLBall
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@tyrolpickleball
Outdoor speaker
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MLP Dallas Storylines
☠️ Pool of death with 4 best teams in one pool
❌ How many paddles will fail testing?
🦅
@AtlantaBouncers
will bounce back
👭Excited to see Allison Harris return with Mary Brascia
🍊
@OrlandoSqueeze
have a target on their juice box
Might have to change my name to Matty PCKLs now that the
@PCKLBall
team hooked me up. Please allow me to
#influence
you, and stay tuned for a paddle review later this week!
#pickleball
There’s one rule that’s OK to break in rec pickleball.
Saying 0-0-start instead of 0-0-2
0-0-2 is correct, but it's pickleball, not Wimbledon.
So if your group enjoys saying 0-0-start, then keep doing it
Somebody has to keep the fun phrase alive!
Just to let everyone know, I will NOT be investing in a Pickleball franchise & will never turn a tv on to watch Pickleball. I would rather watch pain dry. Why all these tennis players think Pickleball is worth investing in & not the game that made them all the $$$ is beyond me.
Most Difficult Things to do in sports (no particular order)
Hit a 400 ft HR
Run a sub 2hr marathon
Remember your pickleball score in the middle of a game
Imagine playing
@KingJames
in pickleball
Wingspan the width of the court
Have to lob it 15 ft to get over him
Fierce competitor
Come play once you hang up the jersey
Everyone agrees you should touch paddles after a pickleball game.
But do you touch heads or handles?
Spoiler: the only wrong decision is to choose neither.