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@OwenKubekz
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Going through changes.
Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined October 2019
Nibone ukuthi uthini yena uMfana. โค๏ธ.
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This might not be helpful to her now because itโs quite late, but I canโt stress this enough for anyone who cares to read: When you go to varsity coming from a poor background, join student politics organizations & participate in their programs. These issues can disappear!.
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Not every informed or smart person will know what an ICJ hearing is. You could have just explained to them & kept it moving.
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Imagine being blocked from practicing law on any level because you trolled a fellow lawyer on Twitter? What kind of Mickey Mouse state do yโall think we live in? ๐๐๐๐ญ. Also, please respect your professions enough to not reduce them to such nonsense guys. ๐.
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Got my good news. How is your Sunday going?
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@Hosi_km Bro! Being a comrade will teach you how to cheat the commodified education system as a poor person.
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Some get to varsity & see us walking around in yellow SASCO t-shirts like weโre crazy because NsFas has sent you a letter of approval. A couple of months down the line things go wrong & you have nowhere to run because you saw the organizations that are there to help as barbaric.
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@hrhbitch__ @k_uttii Ukhuluma into ongayazi. Some schools implement this as a policy to eliminate the probability of kids feeling left out due to not being able to afford certain hairstyles while others do. Itโs kind of like an extension of uniform.
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Every video must meet your standards of entertainment yet no one complains when you film the same bum every week. First you had an issue with people admiring Banyana Banyana players now this? Eii awusimele.
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@MissTinah_M Please also find sometime to buy yourself flowers so we can be spared from all this nonsense.
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Iโm just here to remind you guys that Iโm a two times graduate with a third belt loading. Sikhonza ongabonwayo. โจ.
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But personally, Iโd never be pressed over someone not finding me physically attractive. Aowa guys these things can be overlooked cause of money and brains. Ingxaki is that SA men are broke as well. Imbi nyan ke ngoku.
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I canโt believe you guys are so unused to people who speak fluent English. ๐.
Smallanyana snippets of life with Bonga ๐๐โค๏ธ. #bonga #OnePieceFilmRed #ifeanyiisalive #SouthAfrica
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I would like to categorically state that I am not this Owen. Mina ngiyazifundela ngizisebenzele, the only questionable thing I do is to offer my salary to light skinned women.
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Concept: I wanna be a part of a medium sized squad (8-10) with gents and huns, but as Majita. All we do is link up, go out and go away. No strings attached beyond our collective love for izinto. ๐ฅบ.
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@LoveIsland_SA @MNet Lol. Even if this was the plan all along, itโs fucked up how you thought the best way to hype things up is by upsetting the blacks. Nisijwayela amasimba. ๐ค๐พ.
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Sometimes a tweet lands on your TL & you just know that even though I donโt know them, I never wanna hear this personโs thoughts again.
Blocked by the most random people Iโve never interacted with here. Weird ๐.
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Wozani nizobona. ๐.
TOP OF THE CLASS: 19 UP students have made it into this yearโs Gradstar Top 100! GradStar is a programme that recognises the Top 100 students across the country, based on leadership qualities and readiness for the workplace. More:
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And by the way, earlier today Absa GradStar announcement me as one of their Top 100 graduates for the year 2020. Jeremiah 29:11 ๐๐พ.
Iโm just here to remind you guys that Iโm a two times graduate with a third belt loading. Sikhonza ongabonwayo. โจ.
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@MariusCRoodt @thomas_violence So you understand that Australia belongs to the aboriginal but you donโt understand that South Africa belongs to Africans?.
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LOL. So I did something kinda amusing. Last week I found out that my crush who has been curving me has an identical twin, so I asked the twin out & Iโve just come from a drinks date with her. Sheโs sooooo nice, so sengithanda yena manje. ๐ซฃ.
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I go into panic mode the moment I go below 10k. ๐ญ.
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Apply for verification nawe wethu, uzay fumana because all it really means is that itโs really you. Ngoku youโre pressed because people are actually who they are? ๐ซ .
She won't tell you why she is verified shame cause naye akazi. She is just mortified like the rest of us.
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Yebo. & Luther Vandross been awfully quiet since Thukzin dropped.
iPlan is a love song ??.
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@Nyeleti0606 Bro! I was there last night & honestly, I have no words. But I wanna go again. ๐.
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@lumkokazi Theyโre saying you werenโt carrying food to school, angazi noma ubonile yini. ๐ค๐พ.
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@dansmywholename Dan, if multiple shots are coming from the direction of six suspects how are the police to ascertain the number of firearms being discharged?.
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@MmusiMaimane @TheRealClementM @mteton So whose word can we take Mmusi, if not the boardโs? Yours? You have this tendency of wanting to come across as someone who is a very deep thinker when in actual fact you just say things that are absolutely pointless or unnecessary.
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Iโm not even exaggerating when I say I see my life getting better with each day. Outside of the occasional disappointments & setbacks that make life life, itโs been very kind to me & I have no doubt that itโs going to get a lot better in no time.
I want you guys to give an honest review about life? How has it been?.
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@AngeeMudau For some people, life is always happening & the little that they could be saving goes into servicing that. Being able to make enough & catch a break from life is not a luxury we all enjoy.
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The same Musa who was on TV for all those years & went on to become a medical Dr.? Mans has probably had more baddies than all your male family & friends combined. Musa ukuba yisdididi.
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We take every opportunity to dress up in these trying times. We out of curry powder? Sharp, pass me my Gucci belt. ๐.
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Telling someone you donโt accept their apology is quite gangster, because now what must happen? ๐ซ.
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@MsRebrand My theory is that you guys just say these things for show. Thereโs no way you went through so many years of school just to end up thinking like thisโฆ thereโs just now way.
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Preparing greasy meals and then adding lettuce and tomato slices to sprinkle a bit of health in my life is my spilion.
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@dansmywholename Do you think thereโs a possible way to train police to hearing the number of firearms being discharged if that number is more than one?.
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Sbwl a โwhatever theyโre paying you, weโll double itโ offer.
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@EastColleen @Noxxcee Why do you guys not just stay home if itโs so unsafe for you out there?.
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Anyway, UP is only reopening next year bo Bheybi. โค๏ธ.
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Dawg Iโm curious. Do you ever just prepare some bread and peanut butter or jam or whatever basic sandwich or itโs always these things that have you expecting a bill afterwards?.
Iโm hungry but the kitchen just gets super loud after 1am.๐ช.
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Sheโs still sleeping? Weeeeh. If she was black idlozi ngabe selimvusile! ๐ค๐พ.
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I really hope he declares a state of emergency because anizwa. Left to your own free will nishaya ama house party and continue as though this is just a smol smol inconvenience in your rather vibrant lives. Nizosibulalisa.
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I genuinely believe that thereโs levels to ukufuna. Thereโs that โngiyakufuna wena, hahaโฆโ ngoba phela youโre a hun I can look at. & then thereโs the kind you guys assume is always implied, thatโs the one where you get all these things.
Umuntu athi uyakfuna kodwa no flowers, no date, no sending lunch. Usho Nge text abafana bayahlanya.
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Update: The second one just came through and itโs another 70%. Ahhh! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
My first assessment for the semester came back with a 70% mark. My faith in myself as a student has been restored. ๐คฒ๐พ.
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My first assessment for the semester came back with a 70% mark. My faith in myself as a student has been restored. ๐คฒ๐พ.
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@tapscabernet The negativity is not towards children, itโs towards having them. We donโt mind them if theyโre yours.
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Mans probably doesnโt even need to show the rents his academic transcripts because really siyabona iyaphasa lensizwa. ๐ฅ๐ฏ.
Dinner:.Homemade Burgers. Self assembled. โขHomemade lean cheesy beef patties.โขMushroom and blue cheese sauce.โขCaramelised onions, bacon and black shitake mushrooms. โขSesame seed carrot coleslaw.โขSpicy balsamic Guac.โขToasted buns.โขTomatoes.โขLettuce. Details on IG tomorrow
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Mina even in this heat, ngingayenza. ๐ค๐พ.
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@TomiRikhotso A random white lady bought me all the sweets and snacks I had looked at while standing in line to pay for bread and coke at a Woolworths store in Randburg. I was 12 years old. ๐ฅบโค๏ธ.
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Honey, I have two already and that should tell you about me and earning my ish, no one is trying to short cut anything here.
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Firstly, UCT is not the leader. Secondly they belong to a body called Uni. SA and thatโs where they take decisions and reach consensus, not at UCT admin offices.
Our universities like copying each other, so if UCT is saying October best believe all the other girlies are going to follow the leader.
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I have never not had options. I can go all out in effort with you but I always have someone/something to fall back on.
Disadvantage of dating you?.
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When you think you can still get with me cause we used to spend time together kante Iโve reinvented myself so many time since then. ๐คก.
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5. You all dressed up.
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Iโve just remembered that time I went on a date with a hun who had just moved to Pretoria from KZN. In sharing her experience of the transition she said the strangest thing about GP is how the men are shameless in wanting to be the ones who visit women in their own spaces. ๐๐ฌ.
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There are only a few things I find more attractive than being claimed. A partner who, without any ambiguity, reservation and sometimes even sense, tells their world (however small or big) that you are theirs! That, for me, is top tier mjolo.
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Akulona i dombolo leli. U jeqe loh.
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I sometimes forget how fun your life is. & then I remember that weโre friendsโฆ So I know how overwhelmed you get by everything. ๐๐ฅบ.
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I swear to God Iโm not hating, but do you guys really think that In โCase of Emergencyโ, anyone would skip the contact saved โMomโ if it didnโt have ICE after it? ๐ญ.
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Iโll never get used to how the women seating behind Zozi are looking at her with so much excitement, admiration and pride. You can see uba theyโre genuinely happy for and about her! What a Queen! โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ.
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@LungeloN_Zulu Then heโs doing a good job making sure people are aware of these opportunities & encouraging them to take advantage of them & change their lives. Is that not good governance practice or you just want the ANC out at the expense of peoples livelihoods?.
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I lived in a township for 21yrs of my life, so Iโve had countless encounters with criminals. Believe me when I tell you that I have never met a single person who comes out of prison rehabilitated after a life of crime. Not one!.
So last month I attended my auntโs wedding and I unexpectedly bumped into my uncle who has recently returned from jail. He was arrested when he was 19 for a house robbery that resulted in murdering a family. At the wedding, he kept telling me that he wants to make babies with me.
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Currently searching for a new hill to die on because haii defending the ANC is not the one.
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