My mother talks about Harry & Meghan every day man. Prays for them. Reads up on what they are doing. Vexes severely for @ the Royal family. 🤣
Yesterday I asked her “ chill abeg do you think this people know you ??
She replied “ Who knows you at Arsenal ?
Kai Kai 🤦♂️🤦♂️
Shebi if I had followed Celestine Babayaro instead of Kanu Nwankwo I would be celebrating now.
Kanu used back heel against Middlesbrough to trick me into captivity.
Just got off a call with my guy in Atlanta. A tech bro, father of 3 and all round great guy. He’s had elevated fevers for 2 years and a wound that won’t stop bleeding. After a tough episode my guy goes to do a test. Cancer markers were so high the Dr was scared to tell him…
If anything proves to me that Jesus Christ is real & his name is powerful, it is sleep paralysis.
I can struggle for what seems like eternity & call out the name of the person sleeping beside me & I’ll still be trapped.
As soon as I whisper Jesus its over. I’m released. Why?
Dear Aouar, as you come to
@Arsenal
May the grass under your feet be wet with the dew of Heaven
I bless you with the tenacity of Sanchez. The vision of Ozil, close dribbling of Hleb. Balance of Carzola. The long ball control of Bergkamp. The pace of Walcott & goals of RVP. Amen
Fevers have gone, wound has dried up, he is normal for the first time in years. He just called me. I’m in shock. I believe in God. I believe testimonies. I’ve experienced them but this is just absolutely crazy. Everything just stopped. All the tests reversed. 😳
This lil boy tried to clean my windscreen but he couldn’t reach it. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺.
I can’t wait to take all these kids of the street. Place them in schools I’ve built. Teach them Math English coding sports etc all free.
Baba God hear my prayer.
@MattWalshBlog
He was talking about history. White people called us animals & savages. But when they enslaved us, lynched us, Jim crowed us, slaughtered us, colonized us. They are the ones who acted like animals & savages. That’s what he said. Look at that wall, ignore it, make an excuse for it
I've been at the police station all day. I got in a taxify heading to a meeting with a client. These dudes in t shirts and jeans stop my driver. I look up from my phone and they are asking him to come out of the car.
@FrankKhalidUK
If I am playing Bayern Munich Juventus PSG or a Big club with a stacked defence in a UCL semi or final.
Start Cristiano
Bench Messi
Sell Neymar.
If I am playing a regular league game
Start Messi
Bench Cristiano
Sell Neymar
A Thread- The time I sat with Aliko Dangote and what Bishop Oyedepo had to do with it.
As I’m heading out the door on advertising & kicking off a new career, I feel like God will be upset if I don’t tell people how he helped me. So I’m going to tell a few stories till Sunday👇
I have COVID right now. I know so many people that have Covid right now. I sent medication to a number of friends. There is a second wave of COVID. Do not be deceived by conspiracy theorists
I travelled for 2mths ATL NY LA Lagos. I didn’t catch Covid until I stayed in lagos.
Cases were dropping in Nigeria, to as low as 145 per day and I think there were days that there was nothing to report.
Only for the rest of the world to announce that there's a second wave and cases started rising to over 1000 per day.
Now Nigeria may spend N540B on vaccine 🤔
Another Thread - How I met Fola Adeola Ex GTB Md and what Bishop Oyedepo had to do with it.
As I stated in the previous thread, I’m writing these stories because people ask me how I was able to go from a N15,000 month intern at SOU to earning millions from ad campaigns.
My guys says he immediately knew it was him. He felt something run through his body. Then he said your fevers are gone you are healed. Then he says you keep bleeding from a wound. You are healed. Guys ! My boys wound dried up. Dr’s test came in yesterday or so. Cancer negative
English fans probably think because they are beating Nigeria their team is ready lol. We only came here to model kit o! We aren't playing. Train harder 😂.
#ENGNGA
My boy has never believed in all these things. Especially Nigerian pastors. Anyway cancer makes you do crazy things. He joins the link every morning. Mumbling whatever he is told to mumble. Then one morning. Jerry Eze says “ you are watching me now and you have elevated fevers..
The Dr basically says Bruh you have cancer. My boy being a new father is so scared. He breaks down crying in the Dr’s office. His wife is broken. She tells her mum. Her mum calls my boy and says listen go on to this link every morning and pray with this Jerry Eze pastor.
Real Madrid’s present state clearly shows us that it was never BBC vs MSN. It was Cristiano Ronaldo Vs MSN. He beat that club Barcelona into submission many times. Dominated the Champions League & carried his team on his shoulders.
Messi might be better but Messi is not greater
Just saw a quote that said the worst pain is getting played by some one you lowered your standard for.
For you to lower your standard it means no one that standard wanted you. Maybe this is your real level & you’ve been reaching.
@UjuAnya
@AvrilAmaka
“We must beware of one who abounds in eloquent nonsense, and so much the more if the hearer is pleased with what is not worth listening to, and thinks that because the speaker is eloquent what she says must be true.” Augustine of Hippo, On Christian Doctrine,
This is Uju
😂Christians on twitter attacking Maraji don’t know what Christianity is.They think it’s arguing about tithes with Freeze.Jesus was offensive because he said exactly what Maraji posted & he also said you’d be offensive to people & be “cancelled “ when you say it.She believes him
Another Thread - 5th Story -
How Jesus closed my hand as I was mocking Paul Adefarasin-
I have written a few stories of how when I was down at various points listening to Oyedepo , Adefarasin doors for me. This is slightly different but it’s 100% true.
I learnt something that day. Your prayers aren’t answered because you love Jesus. Your prayers are answered because Jesus loves you. If you think you need to love Jesus first that’s self righteous. It’s not because you’re good he hears you. It’s because he is good he hears you.
On the wing Lionel Messi is better than Arjen Robben. In the CAM role he is better than Ronaldinho, Iniesta, Fabregas, Ozil. Deep playmaker he is better than Xavi & Pirlo. As a striker he is as good as Cristiano Ronaldo. Nobody on this planet plays every role like Lionel Messi.
While I prefer Messi as an all round footballer to Ronaldo. The truth is Messi will score Hat tricks against PSV in the first round & disappear in the QF against Juve. Ronaldo will score hat tricks against PSV as well but absolutely blast away Juve Atletico and PSG. No lies
When you see woke twitter abuse certain Pastors. Just shut up. You are just killing your blessing if you join them. If you’re lost, frustrated , unfulfilled, praying for something. Go to Winners Chapel OTA. Do whatever Oyedepo tells you. Don’t argue. Just believe and calm down.
Today they sit in Kirikiri awaiting trial for some crime that never existed. I ended up making some friends though. I heard heroic tales of catching criminals. So I commend some but if you're a police officer and you're corrupt may you meet one worse than you. Idiot.
Another Thread- 3 - How I met Edem Duke - An Angel helps me - And what Oyedepo had to do with it.
These stories are absolutely 100% true. There’s not an iota of false hood in any of these tweets. Which is why I confidently tag names. These are my deeply personal experiences.
My friend called me crying that her mum has Covid in London. She couldn’t speak & was gravely Ill. Hospitals said they wouldn’t take her until she couldn’t breathe 👀
I turned off the Drake I was listening to & took communion with her.
Her mum is well. No hospital. God dey.
Another Thread - The 4th Story
How my account kept getting replenished with almost the exact amount I took out of it. —— What Paul Adefarasin had to do with it.
My previous threads have mentioned how I met Dangote , Fola Adeola & Edem Duke via Oyedepo messages. I told no lies
@joeycrazype0ple
The only reason those JS 2 Boys can scale fence with the SS 3 boys is because they have more pocket money than almost all the SS3 boys.
Na who get money for house be 1st child.
I swear if Wizkid runs for Mayor of Atlanta now e fit win. Because this is bloody ridiculous 🤣
We did a test in the car. Flipped 5 radio stations. Essence playing on 3 at the same time.
Lol Every bar, club , street corner Tems is crying you don’t need no other body !
@0Iuwatosin
@Letter_to_Jack
@ToyosiGodwin
Complete it - And the Pharisees asked him what is the Will of thy father ? He replied. That you believe on him whom he sent.
Call on Jesus anytime. Only Satan reminds you that you can’t because you sinned. Because he is a liar and the father of it. He will hear you.
Watched Lampard highlights. It’s insulting to compare the sacked Oldham manager to that guy.
It’s also insulting to call him the best MF in EPL history. A midfielder that has more goals than Thierry Henry & 102 assists deserves to be named amongst the very greatest in the world
@WelBeast
Winning the league makes you better than all the teams in the league
Amassing 99 points and losing the league means there is a team better than you.
The goal is to be the best team in the league. Win the league. We don’t care about points.
@ade_IDD
@Boltapp_ng
If your bolt driver is obviously kidnapping you. He doesn’t want ransom. He wants your body parts. So it’s you or him going home celebrating. This is how you ensure it’s you going home and not him. Let him feel the cold steel then when you absolutely need to, send him to Satan
England with all the attacking depth is too scared to throw on Sancho Grealish Rashford and run them directly at a Bonnuci & Chellini who both fought in world war 1 for Mussolini.
Absolute nonsense.
How many innocent guys sit in Nigerian prisons because they didn't bow to corrupt police officers? This bastards were dictating a statement to me. I was like" you must be bloody crazy. My heart bleeds for kids who just went about their daily lives and met the police.
@SelecaoTalk
I’m a Madrid fan but absolute peak I’m taking Luis Suarez. With Benzema you can see the goal coming, he gets into the goal scoring position , with Suarez you don’t see the goal coming. He doesn’t need a goal scoring position. It just arrives in the net.
@GreatWhiteNueve
People underestimate how much love and confidence Ronaldo expressed to his teammates. I remember when fans hated Karim Benzema & booed him. Ronaldo would always motion to the crowd to stop. He laid on pass after pass for Benz to convert. Here he is picking up Bale
@DamilohunA
She asked for compensation and Kai said No.
He didn’t ask for compensation so Kai gave him 20k
The problem is Kai cannot be seen to pay people to come on his stream because if he does that the everyone will want to get paid first.
@RealKevinPalmer
You people listen to the football punditry of a man who thinks Shaqiri won African Footballer Of The Year twice. If I ever hear Carragher speak about Ronaldo again eh
@0Iuwatosin
@Letter_to_Jack
@ToyosiGodwin
State Matt 7 here. Don’t ask me to go read it
The devil wants you to depend on your good works before you call on Jesus. That’s how he depresses you with unworthiness
Your faith is in Jesus’s mercy & grace not on your works. Good works are great but that’s not why he answers
@0Iuwatosin
@Letter_to_Jack
@ToyosiGodwin
You have nothing to reply.Because everything you have stated is false. Telling people it’s weird to call on Jesus bc they sinned is literally the foundation Satan is built on. Self righteousness which leads to self condemnation based on works & then faithlessness.Thats the devil
This
@invictusobi
guy that was on Forbes was a common fraudster. When I chill with boys & I can not clearly tell a source of income from one coherent sentence I immediately keep a distance.
I recommend 40 years in prison. For trying to mess it up for the rest of us.
#SayNoTo419
I’m always in awe of men who dream up a whole universe, hundreds of characters, plots, sub plots, languages & just watch the world fall in love with it. Must be mad fulfilling.
Tolkien , Martin , Stan Lee , CS Lewis, Jk Rowling etc
As I kick off a new career. I’m at the place I was when I started advertising. I have started listening to him again. Jesus is in that church. Tomorrow I’ll tell you the madddest Paul Adefarasin story. Absolutely crazy ! But for now. Google Oyedepo and do what he says.
@ade_IDD
@Boltapp_ng
Girls listen , if you’re going to order a Bolt or an Uber in Nigeria please carry a big kitchen knife in your bag. I highly recommend it. Have your hand on the knife in your bag at all times and always sit behind the driver. Don’t sit behind the passenger chair. Get home safe.
All the big teams aren't doing well
Brazil
Germany
Nigeria
Spain
Nigeria
Argentina
The only country doing well is Cristiano Ronaldo.
#BRASUI
#CRONGA
#worldcup
There is a saying in the Bible that holds so true in this Falz case“ Professing themselves to be wise they became fools. Intricately & eloquently woven tweets & threads full of nonsense. How can you in your right mind argue with what Falz said ? Where’s the misogyny ?
It’s a treasonable offence not to vote Atiku Abubakar /Peter Obi. You’re fighting against your country, your people &your own hope if you vote otherwise. You desire the despair & destitution that comes with this government. You are a foreign agent. You cannot be reasoned with
Jesus drank sour wine on the cross so you wouldn’t have to. He drank your portion on your behalf.
So none of your business deals , relationships , friendships and dreams will turn sour this week.
New wine and fresh wine is yours. In Jesus name. Amen.
Let tell you a true ridiculous story about how God gave me a sweet deal 3 months ago. Everything in this story is the absolute truth and nothing but the truth. 😎. So when you’re praying to him about your business you know he is listening.
Bishop Oyedepo’s words have a deep fire that moves obstacles for me. I learnt to repeat, pray & believe when I couldn’t pray for myself. Pst Paul , Joseph Prince , TD jakes , Hillsong Music & my mother are my life guards. May God keep you. Go to church. Don’t kill yourself ☺️
@GoldmyneTV
I didn’t want this man to be Governor because I judged him incorrectly. I thought all he had to offer was dancing but I was so wrong. Thank God I’m not God. I’m glad he won the election. May God bless him exceedingly and grant him wisdom and empathy.
Don’t let woke diaspora twitter make you lose your faith in Jesus & preachers. They are jokers.They have better government but yet they are addicted therapists & medication to save them from suicide, drugs, debt and depression. They pray their therapists words. You go to church.
@DevilsOfUnited
Roy Keane is a joker. Look
@GNev2
sitting like the spineless person he is & not able to defend Fergie.
Roy is pained Fergie kicked him out after that MUTV interview where he criticized CR7 & Fletcher. After Roy left United beat José Chelsea with that same team he criticized.
Lucky for me they turn into the police station. I have never been so happy to see a Nigerian police station in my life. I'm thinking ok at least they are police officers. The rest will sort itself out.
@manlikeNU
@MrFeral_
What she said sounds stupid but it it’s food for thought. I love her thought process. It might be mathematically wrong but it shows critical thinking
you have 8 cars multiplied by 2 You have 16
If you have 8 cars multiplied by 0 You should still have 8
0 cars x 8 should be 0
@MrSmietana9
Ronaldo was better at everything
Football. Basketball. Eating. Partying. Dribbling. Getting injured. Playing video games. Drinking. Putting on his jersey. Taking off his jersey. Passing. Football. Playing football. Thinking about playing football. Sleeping after playing football
@madridistatvYT
This goals shows you why Benzema & Rooney sacrificed for Ronaldo statement is a lie.
Ronaldo’s anticipation level is the greatest in the worlds
There are wither strikers in the box. They are standing around. They didn’t start pulling wide in anticipation
CR comes from deep
But I learnt something about Jesus early. The highest form of holiness is faith. He would rather heal & bless prostitutes, runs girls , tax collectors &. thieves who have faith for what they ask than listen to religious people who are over familiar with the word or their teachers
So I lose it and I tell him you are a fucking idiot. A corrupt slug and you are the scum of the earth. I won't give you one fucking dime you lazy corrupt kidnapping bastard. Do your worst. At this point they are definitely not going to let me call anyone.
@piersmorgan
Man if you weren’t such a prominent person. You probably would have stalked & killed her for not responding to you after that pub meeting. You’ve displayed traits no different from men who’ve done it
You’ve bullied & harassed that woman simply because she rightfully cut you off.
@RyanGarcia
@Gervontaa
Gervonta needs to set up Ryan to beat him. The problem while Gervonta is planning the setup. Ryan Garcia hands are tooooooooooo fast. Tank will get caught.
It just made me realize how many innocent people without my clout are in jail on false charges. These officers wanted me to write what they dictated in my statement. I was like wow!!!!!! 😢😢😢😢
@MichaelBensonn
@espn
Canelo Alvarez has really become a menace since he learned English. Lol man is a proper comedian.
That quote about being whatever animal beats a lion sent me rolling 😂
@MrFilipeOrlando
If Benzema played till he is 50 he would not be as good as Thierry Henry was.
Henry played for Arsenal under a coach who couldn’t win anything.
He moved in old age to a coach who could win and won 6 titles in one year.
If he played in the Madrid team. He would be a god
Thread - Answering the questions in my DM’s.
There are so many. I’m sorry I can’t respond to everyone. It’ll be tough. So I’m going to write this thread and hopefully you find answer to your question. This will be my last thread for a while. So I pray I’m able to cover much.
When you are lost , depressed , failing and the storms don’t cease. God is beside you. He needs faith from you to help you and you need to hear something for Faith to fire you up. That’s why I listen to certain people when I’m lost. Oyedepo Adefarasin TD jakes Joseph Prince
@LifeOfNapaul
These are the worst football tweets.
1 Beckham is overrated
2 Zidane has no style of play
3 VVD is one of the greatest CB
4 Kaka > Neymar
5 Ronaldo is a tap in merchant
6 Ronaldo wasn’t a midfielder in Man U
7 MSN > BBC
8 Zidane winning 3 UCL consec is overrated
@akaworldwide
AKA’s real beef with Nigerian’s is he hates the fact nobody outside SA rates him. He is a poor man’s French Montana. I can understand the pain watching Wizkid Davido Burna Teni Tiwa sell out European shows & your only song to cross Sandton is a Nigerian hit.Honestly I’d hate us 2