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A bad Catholic with a bad attitude. #LGBTQinChrist (he/they). Fan of literature, history, & theology. Books: Clickworks Press—blog: Mudblood Catholic at Patheos
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guy who pronounces "wolf" with the same vowel as "pot"
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@HTTP_Lovecraft
can't help but feel like this is the equivalent of trying to explain why you spat in your date's food with "sorry, force of habit, I'm a food safety inspector"
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@eeberquist
Also gotta love its unrelated lookalike:
why is no one talking about [trending topic]?
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@HonourableHappy
So what you're saying is, poor people will use the $600 for things they actually need (or, at worst, want), while the rich will only use it to widen the already obscene gap between themselves and the poor?
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@staidindoors
About three years ago, one of my nephews walked up to me and said "You know what happens when you die? Well it's just like burping!" and has not elaborated at any point since
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@aguaardientes
well, if he ever is a prisoner of war for some reason, all the people who didn't train for it are going to look pretty silly
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@meakoopa
most of our so-called friends nowadays wouldn't build us a golden gundam to house our remains because it "wouldn't be normal." who loses in this scenario, pray tell
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(1/12) Hey fellow Catholics. I somehow hadn't noticed this before, but apparently, we are once again throwing a "mock the women who've just been ordained in the Anglican Communion" party.
This is not only a shitty way to behave, it's downright *embarrassing.* 🧵
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@SBSNews
Looking at the face of the first guy in the video, no way in hell did he not show up without a mask specifically hoping to get manhandled by a huge shirtless wrestler.
Now how do we get the US to do this
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@gmac7000
@DrJoyP
@LibyaLiberty
My mom tells the story of the time she and my then 4yo sister were walking home, and passed a robust woman bent over garden or something, and my sister said loudly: "Wow, that lady has a big" [mom: NO NO NO] "yard!"
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Literally every formerly homeschooled adult I know is both (a) deeply wounded by their parents and not at all sure homeschooling was a good choice, and (b) extremely smart, interesting, mature, and emotionally intelligent. This gets more paradoxical the more I think about it.
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struggle with same-sex attraction? goodness no, it comes to me very easily, but it's so kind of you to be concerned
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@cicibercerita
@gastationbarbie
interesting that OP doesn't mention whether she speaks French
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The Seven Great Councils: A Cheat Sheet
Nicæa I: Jesus is God; that's, like, the point
Constantinople I: The Holy Ghost is God too, quit trying to jazzercise your way out of the Trinity
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@Hbomberguy
"We refuse to risk even one Juggalo life" should be a commonplace saying for all circumstances.
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Say a prayer for me, fam. I'm in a bad place.
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guy who "loves sexting" but thinks it means reciting midday prayer from the liturgy of the hours
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hungry? why not eat one to twelve large strips of dried mango. you will certainly not regret eating one to twelve large strips of dried mango
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To those who evidently need to be told this in the year of Our Lord 2022—yes, it is racist to oppose interracial marriage. Transparently racist. Extremely racist.
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Using a proverb about not throwing children out when discussing the way Christians treat gay people is a choice
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@BishopBarron
Your Excellency, this is a horribly frivolous way to express a totally unnecessary reaction. I find the Sisters tasteless, even a bit obnoxious, but their mockery of religious persons and institutions doesn't in itself make them any more anti-Catholic than, say, Geoffrey Chaucer
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bullshit, everyone one of these people absolutely looks polyamorous
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@TommyPistol
@billieeilish
Since when does "being exposed to porn as a literal child messed me up" amount to "Sex work should be abolished"?
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Jesus literally never teaches one single person to fish in the New Testament. What he does do several times is (1) grant fishermen miraculously huge hauls of fish that they did nothing to earn, and (2) miraculously multiply food, including fish, for people with nothing to eat.
@JohnFugelsang
@JohnSmi57909273
Jesus believed in teaching man how to fish, not just continually giving them fish right? That’s a Republican ideal.
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Just found out another friend is leaving the Catholic Church because they cannot stand the incessant homophobic harassment from fellow Catholics any more.
Wanna "speak the truth in love"? We've heard it, thanks. We have little reason to think your love is worth having.
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@inesanma
"it can't be wrong because we're doing it" is absolutely a sequence of words that you can say
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@feminine_europa
Who is "they"? Who is "us"? Which "traditional values"? Don't complain about people misunderstanding you when you're being vague as hell.
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@GovLarryHogan
Excuse you, governor: YOU stand with them. You don't get to decide what any other Marylander thinks, and you sure as hell don't get to make us complicit in acknowledging the rights and tragedies of one side while spreading horrific lies about the other.
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"Grotesque." The word you were looking for is "metal," hon
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@costiwhinn
@forthegospelmin
I grew up ardently Reformed, and wanted to evangelize Catholics. To do that, I figured I should learn what Catholics believed, so I bought a copy of the Catechism and started to read it.
I've been a Catholic for a little over fourteen years now.
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@Vallam13
@christapeterso
it's like a doctor telling you that you have cancer, but it's only stage one and highly treatable, and then the doctor attacks you with a meat slicer
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Hey, Christian Twitter, please say a prayer for me (and if any of my Catholic priest mufos have Mass intentions to spare, that'd be extra great). I'm going to be having a very challenging conversation with my parents tomorrow afternoon and have no idea how it's going to go.
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frankly, the hope of bringing back this hilarious attempt at a slur is the best reason to bring back Friday abstinence
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@murkadha
@antifapossum
We lived in Scotland for a while, and my mom used to say she liked the Grampians and the Appalachians because they both seemed like they were worn down with age. Found out twenty years later that they literally are, and worn down with the same age because they're one range!
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@JasonSCampbell
Y'all literally cannot think of one single 19th-century Black or indigenous person from your state? Or even a white abolitionist?
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I dearly wish Christians in/from this country would quit spouting stuff about "God's covenant with America," because—and this next clause is very complicated, so please read carefully—THERE ISN'T ONE.
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If you have a problem with a nun wearing her habit to a protest because it's "political" then you better not be bringing rosaries and crucifixes to the March for Life. This has been a subtweet.
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If you're a Catholic and you *don't* agree with this, it's possible you shouldn't be receiving the Eucharist, since (intentionally or not) you dissent from Catholic teaching. Talk to your pastor or confessor if you're having trouble accepting the Church's moral authority.
No matter your politics, we must agree that someone working full-time should be able to pay for housing and food with their paycheck.
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I have a joke about Catholic social teaching but nobody will read the whole thing
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"hugs are gay" "breakfast is gay" "sugar is gay" "butts are gay" "feelings are gay" y'all are just deeply determined to make yourselves miserable huh
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@makesmes1ck
@kisstheblade_
"Uber Driver" admittedly doesn't have quite the right ring to it
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@redditships
I thought I had it bad when my mom found out I spent all night looking at gay porn
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at least it wasn't her gay porn
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@TheEpicDept
And why do they make us read Macbeth? "If you kill a king, *you* get to be king instead!" What kind of lesson is that?
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Okay, we're doing a gay Catholic thread. Here's the tea. Once you read this, you are a fully certified expert in Gay Shit and have no need to listen to anyone or anything else ever again.
[extremely kidding, I am one dude, please listen to other people]
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@SHK_Movement
Overpopulation is capitalist and imperialist propaganda invented to excuse inequalities and y'all really shouldn't be spreading it
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I've said before and will say again that if modern New Testament critical methods were applied to recent authors, they'd all turn out to be six or seven different people.
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You guys, I just realized a huge plot hole in the Harry Potter series: Snape literally couldn't have killed Dumbledore because magic spells aren't real
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@ItsLumberzack
is he hot or is he a carbon-based life form that is not actively running away from me
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I wish I could invite my LGBTQ friends to Mass without worrying about what might be in the homily, or what other parishioners might say to them, or say in their hearing. I wish my experience of my faith right now was so beautiful that I could get past caring about those things.
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@reproutopia
gonna advance the controversial thesis that even if it is a new thing, not having sex in front of children is Good Actually
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@TinaJordanNYT
@a_lolbrarian
This dog is not the hero we need, but he's the one we deserve right now.
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I'm continually surprised by the number of professing Christians who not only don't seem to grasp this, but indignantly reject it. "Love your enemies" comes straight from the Sermon on the Mount. This is Christianity 101.
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Tobit, Judith, Sirach, Wisdom, Baruch, and I and II Maccabees
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[Umbrella Academy S2 spoiler incoming]
Just heard the line "Sweetheart, your vagina needs glasses, he is not worth it" and nearly did a spit-take right onto my laptop
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Bringing my gay little bag into Mass for the first time is more bravery than I wanted to practice for Pride (i.e., a drop, rather than none at all), but at least I can quite truthfully say it's a pro-life symbol—not due to "but Noah etc," but because that's what it means.
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@AlphaMasculini1
Yeah, "looking at women as sexual objects" and "lusting" are clearly and usefully distinguishable categories
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To the Latin Mass gentlemen: a gentleman does not make a habit, or for that matter an occasion, of correcting ladies (generally or in particular). He also knows that there is nothing either impious or indecent about ladies' hats, though he hardly sees it as his business anyway.
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Please pray for two friends of mine who are anticipating a likely miscarriage. If it occurs, it will be their fourth (out of seven pregnancies).
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Trolling aside, I am genuinely curious what people think of this map:
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Gay men have accepted we find X attractive but just won't ever sleep with him from time immemorial; meanwhile straight pastors say things like "It's a sin to be friendly with any woman but your wife, up to and including your own mother," and then call *us* uncontrollable pervs.
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pride was originally a christian festival until the emperor constantine changed the date at nicea
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@DreamDarknessVG
"they sincerely thought they *had* to capture, torture, murder, and eat foreigners or the sun would go out" doesn't make it stop being human sacrifice
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@dailywireplus
@jordanbpeterson
This is absolutely not what the Church exists to do, and it's simultaneously offensive and hilarious that an avowed non-Christian feels entitled to pontificate on the Church's purpose in the first place.
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I categorically refuse to believe that anyone knows who either of these people are
Charles Melton & Chloe Bennet broke up at the end of last year, TMZ reports.
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@LT_MCQ
The only solution that springs to mu mind—which I think is practical in itself, but may conceivably run afoul of some ill-designed collegiate policy—is to require assignments of this nature to be written out longhand (if necessary, in the classroom).
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the multiplication table does not offer one word of hope or comfort to the oppressed in this life
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I venerate St Augustine, but the absolute effing brainworms *one point* of his theology has inflicted on Christendom are sickening to behold. God's love looks for the flimsiest pretexts to dispense torrents of mercy, and so many Christians act like he craves any pretext to damn.
Do unbaptized babies go to hell? St John Chrysostom says they are innocent and God receives them as such.
Quoting the Wisdom of Sirach, ‘‘The souls of the just are in the hands of God’ and so also are the souls of children for they also are not wicked.’
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Just saw a Catholic express skepticism that a saint struggled with masturbation not because the claim was poorly sourced, but because the saint was holy and learned.
That is ... not how sanctity works.
Sanctity means loving God enough to continually repent, not never sinning.
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@jpbrammer
this is why in old pictures of fairies you always see them carrying purses in their mouths. yes, I looked at every old picture of fairies. yes, they all have purses in their mouths. don't check, you'll only be wasting your time
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I'm not ready to embrace dogmatic universalism for philosophical reasons, but universalists are one million percent correct that any whiff of *wanting* people to go to hell is shockingly creepy and the seeming relish with which even some saints discussed damnation is revolting
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Ephesus: Mary is the Mother of God—don't make us tap the sign
Chalcedon: Jesus is one person with two natures (human and divine)—now pipe down
Constantinople II: Two *complete* natures, there weren't bits missing
Constantinople III: Quit rules lawyering the natures or so help me,
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Nicæa II: Ikons are not "fake and gay," quit saying that
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1. The Gospels *were* written after Paul's letters (or at least that's the overwhelming academic consensus).
2. The idea that they were written to rebut, undermine, or embarrass Paul in some way is, to put it kindly, *not* the academic consensus. If they had been, one might have
The Gospels were written after Paul’s letters. They were designed to “disagree with Paul,” specifically the Pauline community practices, and replace them with new practices “in the name of Jesus.” Later, a character of “Paul” is written in the Acts that “agrees” with the changes.
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This is a
@FrMatthewLC
appreciation tweet. He's gotten a lot of nastiness from anti-vax/anti-mask Catholics & sedes; he's consistently upheld and very patiently and correctly explained the Church's stance on these things for months on end, and I have yet to see him lose his cool.
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So here's the thing, fellow papists who have the luck (whether good or bad, I frankly don't know) of being straight. Here is the absolute, knock-down, drag-out, million-dollar thing.
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@edpreston
@LibyaLiberty
😳 I HAD NO IDEA UNTIL NOW THAT PEOPLE SAID SOMETHING ELSE BUT I KNEW NURSERY RHYMES WERE 85% AWFUL HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING
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(5/12) but those of you mocking these ordinations evidently don't care about that, or you wouldn't be publicly sneering at their faithful for wanting to serve our God. The roots of schism are contempt, pride, and hatred, and it doesn't seem like you want *those* going anywhere.
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Gonna be writing an email to my pastor, asking that we remove the plaque to Robert E. Lee (he attended the parish in the late 1840s) in the narthex, which was given to us by the Daughters of the Confederacy. Please pray that he listens.
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@Wangleberry
I've been glad lately to see "'Charlie Brown had hoes.' No he didn't. That isn't true" getting some mileage
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(12/12) like you're perfectly happy to demean or rage at something that doesn't affect you anyway, because you find it icky. That's how a *toddler* behaves. It does not honor Christ any more than it honors his Bride. Grow up.
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@sethasfishman
"Move Along" by the All-American Rejects, on repeat
I can neither confirm nor deny that this is literally a thing I did when I was 20 and getting over a straight guy I'd been in love with for three years, no there is no reason this is so specific, GET OFF MY CASE MOM
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You seriously, literally, absolutely cannot make this up.
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just a friendly reminder that the Church literally doesn't teach this at all
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just found out some prehistoric penguins were 5'9", which is not okay
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@feralspamlet
*A penalty,* to help you remember not to do that in future—okay, I get that; I'd consider anything more severe than "a mild talking-to" overkill, but you know, regional standards of behavior are a thing ...
But three months' suspension for a 5yo!? That they ain't, no way no how!
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all the "it's a diabolical plan to conceal the image of God" talking points against masks are at least equally good as arguments for public nudity
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Please pray for two friends of mine, a married couple. The wife is expected to die soon.
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st augustine be like "paddington bear? more like BADington PEAR"
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"public universal friendzone" would be a much more fun name than "celibacy"
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