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@One1Man1Army

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Ten Time Champ, Bout to Be Eleven. Proud Pitt Man.

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@One1Man1Army
Glock Rivers
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HE USES A BLOODY DOUBLE
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“You want to be fooled…”
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65 year old penn state fans when the guy with dreads and tattoos makes a good play
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Penn state being very good at a sport that revolves around groping other men is the least surprising thing ever
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11 of the last 13 Wrestling National Championships now belong to Penn State D. Y. N. A. S. T. Y.
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I did this with a Primantis Sandwich in the Monongahela River and now I need help going up the stairs and using the bathroom
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Damarys
2 years
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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Yall running 5s?
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That radical social work chick
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We need bodies at the Pitt encampment NOW.
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If you ever feel useless, just remember that West Virginia Univeristy hands out diplomas
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Phil’s response
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Glock Rivers
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They said you’re washed up 5. They said you’re fat 5. They said you can’t throw a spiral 5. They said you can’t win anymore 5. How will you respond 5?
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Oh my god I texted my number neighbor and looked what happened! Wow
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Glock Rivers
2 years
Can I just get a hail to pitt from every real pitt fan? We are very much still alive and could definitely make a run. We are the fucking pitt panthers. I’ll start. Hail to Pitt.
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Glock Rivers
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Folllwing around a dude in the gym that’s wearing a PSU shirt and doing the same exercises as him but with more weight and saying “That’s how a Pitt man does it” after every set
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Glock Rivers
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Steelers fans can’t even celebrate a touchdown anymore it’s just “I don’t see Kenny doing that”. PSU and WVU fans have turned this fanbase into dogshit
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2 years
So tough.
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Glock Rivers
2 years
It’s funny people are saying ACC is awful but if UNC and Duke had Pitt and Clemsons record and resume they would be sitting at a top 15 position in the AP poll lol
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College Basketball Report
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College Basketball takeaways🗞️
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I hope she sees that Snapchat of you doing 50 pushups bro
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They said you’re washed up 5. They said you’re fat 5. They said you can’t throw a spiral 5. They said you can’t win anymore 5. How will you respond 5?
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Glock Rivers
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“And at the half your Pittsburgh Panthers lead the Kent State Golden Flashes 13-7”
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Glock Rivers
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Pitt beats every team in here by double digits
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College Basketball Report
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Define “war”
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“He’s a 5’8 175 pound running back from the University of Pittsburgh?”
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@LegionHoops
Legion Hoops
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What's the most "I'm not him" moment you've ever seen? 🤣
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Phoenix Mercury
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SHE CAN'T BE STOPPED.
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Me and my son in 25 years
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Glock Rivers
2 years
LOOK AT WHAT JUST ARRIVED IN THE MAIL TODAY. RIGHT IN TIME. THIS IS A SIGN … A VERY GOOD SIGN.
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Glock Rivers
2 years
May or may not have just bought our entire starting 5s jerseys. Ready for March.
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Glock Rivers
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Micah, you punched me in the face at senior week ocean city Maryland 2018. Stop acting all high and mighty asshole
@MicahhParsons11
Micah Parsons
2 years
Damm social media has allowed players social media skills be better than their football skills ! #SAD
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Glock Rivers
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People with a brain and eyeballs: “Nova needs a late three to beat a 3-28 DePaul team. Surely they can’t get an at large bid. Who would even put them in?” Joe Lunardi:
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Best Team in PA. Whooped ass start to finish against a very good wake team. Even when the refs decided they didn’t want us to win. We put our heads down and came out with a dub. We are a tournament team. Fuck everyone but us. Especially you, you bag of mayo @ESPNLunardi
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Glock Rivers
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James Franklin told my 11 year old brother to kill himself
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May or may not have just bought our entire starting 5s jerseys. Ready for March.
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Glock Rivers
4 months
They had 3 wins you absolute fucking moron
@JoeCroissant
StedmanBaileyLover
4 months
Gotta be a joke. Right? How is pitt ranked higher than wvu when they had 4 wins last season and almost lost to BC. BC is ranked a 74
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Glock Rivers
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PSU Fans when they finish 4th in their conference every year
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Me: "Markie what'd you get me for Christmas?" Markie:
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Glock Rivers
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If you think Indiana state, Michigan state, Villanova, and St John’s deserve to be in the tournament you need to seek help
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Glock Rivers
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Joe Biden wants an America where this is ILLEGAL!
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@joesmeltzer775
Joe Smeltzer
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Penn State fans, what’s the first thing that comes to mind when you see a picture of this guy? Let me hear it.
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Me: Sean Mcdermott:
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Me at work tomorrow and Monday
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I’m back
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Glock Rivers
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Me at trees
@MichalowskiCBB
George Michalowski
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Jacksonville: 11-41 from the field (26.8%) and 0-11 from three.
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I need to be put down
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Glock Rivers
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We are about to witness the best sports year of Pitt history
@Pitt_MBB
Pitt Basketball
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. @ZackAust11 at it again in Spain. #H2P
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If I worked 3 jobs and came home to this voice I’d kill my self within 48 hours
@tariqnasheed
Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸
1 year
Who agrees with this? 🤔
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@JJMaples55_MST Lmao Kobe scored 81 in an era where it wasn’t guaranteed a team would score 81 on a given night, I don’t wanna hear this shit
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@OnwardState
Onward State
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Former @PennStateFball cornerback Kalen King didn't make the @packers 53-man roster.
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@POTUS
President Biden
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If you haven't already – text me at (302) 404-0880. Tell me what's front of mind for you and your family this summer.
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@_NoahHiles
Noah Hiles
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Breaking: Multiple sources have informed the Post-Gazette that Phil Jurkovec is not longer Pitt's starting quarterback. Full story here:
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Current list of teams that are “oh shit really good” (no particular order) - UConn - Arizona - Pitt - Tennesse - Miami - Houston
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Glock Rivers
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Nah. 45 Disney. 46 Cartoon Network. 47 Nickelodeon.
@Stussy_Fly
New York Giants 0-2
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Nah. 31 Disney. 32 Cartoon Network. 33 Nickelodeon.
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Florida vs Pitt next week is basically a preview of the National Championship
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Glock Rivers
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Diaz-Grahams next year
@ClassicsCBB
College Basketball Classics
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Bob Huggins retiring but then realizing he doesn’t have to go to sensitivity training anymore
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Penn State fans after they beat Idaho by 14 points week 1
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@mgtnquasar
Mgtnquasar 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 🇮🇱
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I forgot to mention this earlier, but I met @hail2snerd for the first time today. Dude is a really cool and down to earth guy
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Wouldn’t be a family holiday if I didn’t escape to the bathroom every 30 minutes to rip my vape
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Waiting for Coronavirus to cancel my classes is like anticipating a snow day on crack
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@TerrillCharming
Terrill ©️
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Tweet a PHOTO of someone you'd make a sandwich for at 3am.
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Pitt is 2-0 when I wear my Fede jersey this year
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Fuck it Eli Holstein highlights
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He’s an 18 year old kid, this is what we do lol. Women ain’t shit.
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Lmao Justin Beiber just passed Hunter and I on a skateboard
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Glock Rivers
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Heather Lyke got fired for doing “Girl Math” and put the university in a bunch of debt
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Christopher Carter
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BREAKING: Sources have informed the @PittsburghPG that #Pitt has relieved athletic director Heather Lyke of her duties. Lyke, hired in March 2017, signed an extension with Pitt in 2019 that tied her to the university through 2024. More:
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Wine drunk telling my ex girlfriend from middle school to sit on my face
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The Sheriff reporting for Duty #YarnellSzn
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Shoutout Kade Bell Shoutout Desmond Reid Shoutout the Defense for cleaning up Shoutout THE PITTSBURGH FUCKING PANTHERS
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Glock Rivers
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If sheetz sold booze when I was in middle school I would be doing heroin in a south Wilkes barre apartment right now
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Glock Rivers
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Snow tomorrow? That would be so titties
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Glock Rivers
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And that’s the game folks
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Glock Rivers
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Lucky I don’t smack you across the face
@sam_alberti
Sam Alberti
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celtics are up by so much that I don’t even know who this is
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I could kick the living shit out of all 3 of you at the same time. I live in Oakland, Pittsburgh come see me
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Y’all ain’t never been to 310 Atwood
@BigGameBoomer
Big Game Boomer
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2023 Best College Town Rankings - By Conference
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WVU hiring someone to get an 850 on the SAT is hilarious
@drewfino15
Drew Schifino
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I’m a real one. Back when i got dismissed from wvu and they turned their back on me without knowing the story. I could’ve snitched on them. Wvu had somebody take my SAT for me. I got a lot of money from boosters but I kept quiet.
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Glock Rivers
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Nelly Cummings Greg Elliot Jamarius Burton Blake Hinson Federiko Federiko
@GreatDayTarHeel
Great Day Tar Heel
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You have $15, who is your Starting 5? 🏀🐏
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She couldn't couldn't even stand straight and you had sex with her, congratulations
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Glock Rivers
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Wake up honey, a whole new brand of losers just dropped
@PSUBarstool
Barstool Penn State
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This is what March is really all about
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Glock Rivers
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I feel bad for whoever I marry cause I will never love a woman nearly as much as I love Pitt Athletics
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Glock Rivers
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Made out with mad girls but got knocked the fuck out ! #froggyfest
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Glock Rivers
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Was just looking at a map and found all this green space. Why not put the Pitt Football Stadium here?
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Glock Rivers
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I wonder if all these West Virginia players transferring has something to do with the recent controversy involving their former head coach, Bob Huggins. I’ll look deeper into this. Developing story, more to come.
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This is insane
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@BigGameBoomer
Big Game Boomer
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The 2023 Best Restaurant In Every College Town
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@contextdogs This guy is hammered lmao
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The Sheriff™️is ready for Duty #YarnellHive
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@redcupwvu
RedCupWVU
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This team beats Pitt by 10, sue me.
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@JiveNarduzzi Got blocked for this one
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Her: I’m pregnant... Me:
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Nelly Cummings
@MarkTitusShow
Mark Titus Show
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First player you think of
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@everettp08 @JWepp Wait hockey a sport ?
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Me watching Duzz trott out Jurk next week against UNC
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@CarterCritiques
Christopher Carter
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Pat Narduzzi says there was no consideration of benching Phil Jurkovec during #Pitt 's loss to #WVU .
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If I could go my entire life without ever being in the 570 again I would. This place sucks so much dick.
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Glock Rivers
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Chris Dokish Last year he tweeted saying Pitt was not good because of the Michigan loss. I tweeted at him opposing his view. Saying Pitt was a different team before and after northwestern. Pitt then beat UNC that day. I tweeted at him “?”. And bang, Blocked. Soft as baby shit
@JakeCrain_
Jake “JBOY” Crain
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Who is the one person that blocked you for no reason?
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Glock Rivers
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Take a girl on a date thwre and after 7 beers imma start acting like it’s the NBA finals
@thewavecheckk
Wave Check🌊
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They’re opening a basketball version of Top Golf called Jumpshot Live👀🏀🔥
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If I ever posted a story of myself lifting weights my dad would kick my fucking ass
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Brandon Miller after the game
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