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For whenever you want to talk some d̶u̶m̶b̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ optically ineffective stuff. Note: filtering is not endorsing. This is our only account.

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Joined February 2022
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@OmniFilter
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Maybe I purposefully didn't filter those. Maybe it's good as it is. Maybe he kinda spittin. Maybe I should make them worse.
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@OmniFilter
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It is with a heavy heart that we of the OmniFilter Inc. must inform you that our services will be on a temporary hiatus in light of our sole client currently no longer existing. It was an honor.
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@TheOmniLiberal "Sometimes we focus too much on the mailed pipe bombs and not enough on the mailed apology letters for the pipe bombs."
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@OmniFilter
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It's over boys. We are out of a job. A man with this level of drip needs no filtering. He's untouchable now.
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@OmniFilter
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You guessed it, client dead, heavy heart, temporary hiatus, the works. This will definitely affect the bottom line. New client soon, maybe. Possibly.
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@OmniFilter
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It is with an awkward heart that we of the OmniFilter Inc. must inform you our new client once again no longer exists. It was an honor?
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@TheOmniLiberal "Unrestricted validation will inevitably face a case in which it is harmful. Worse, it will still feel subconsciously kind regardless of actual impact. Social media exacerbates this issue."
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@TheOmniLiberal "Which, if anyone hasn't kept up yet, are both accusations without evidence. That's the point."
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@OmniFilter
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Ever feel a sense of deja vu? An old name has returned. We are happy to announce our services will be retained for this client as well. Just like old times. Welcome back @TheOmniLiberal
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@phemoid @threalrosemulet Hello! We have been receiving some reports that you might be in need of our services. Unfortunately, we are currently very busy with our current client, but we would be happy to give some free tips! 1. Try to avoid commenting in public about using vaginal fluids as perfume
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@OmniFilter
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2 years
Filter **still** pending the prediction being wrong.
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@OmniFilter
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We'd like to congratulate @TheOmniLiberal on finishing Factorio. While we're in the mood of impossible, nigh unthinkable events being achieved, we hope to become an obsolete account very soon.
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@TheOmniLiberal I'm cashing in my federally mandated vacation days, I don't even know what the fuck it's supposed to mean.
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We would like to be clear: we did not intend to spread misinformation. @TheOmniLiberal just decided to go back to Factorio like a meth addict on a sudden two week dry run.
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@OmniFilter
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2 years
Great news! We have found a new unwilling client (technically legal). We expect our services will be needed quite soon, so keep a close eye on @MorbiusDestiny
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@OmniFilter
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Keep a close eye though. You never know when another account in need of a filter might pop up👀
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@OmniFilter
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2 years
Over six months of radio silence, three dead clients. three name changes, and many new controversies have passed. Not a hint of a proper legal pursuit. We find the prediction reasonable. Filter no longer pending.
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@TheOmniLiberal "I am a frustrated lasagna enjoyer."
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@OmniFilter
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Considering recent events with our primary client @TheOmniLiberal , we are now offering a new filtering package with a focus on better optics
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@TheOmniLiberal Unfortunately, I can attest to that
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@TheOmniLiberal "It's important to remember that welding together two distinct social movements will make one movement vulnerable to the criticisms and pushback of the other, and vice versa. It's not a costless decision and it should not be done lightly, or be imposed by one side."
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@TheOmniLiberal "It was a threat to DGG national security, emboldened by NATO expansion. The special pixel operations were necessary."
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"i'm gonna say it."
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@TheOmniLiberal aw hell nah i aint goin back💀💀💀
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@OmniFilter
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2 years
Long time no see! With days away from us declaring bankruptcy, a new client appeared. Hopefully, this one will have a long and healthy stay, and *won't* give us any work! Keep an eye on @DestiDarko
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@TheOmniLiberal "Is this the kind of reaction your criticism is meant to create? Negative comments, positive comments and even neutral comments result in the same emotional pushback. People are more concerned with admonishing a person rather than an action."
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@TheOmniLiberal "Melanin Replacement Therapy. The M and N are too close to each other in the keyboard. You understand."
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@TheOmniLiberal "It is, of course, a terrible thing that happened. Though, in this particular scope, I find it interesting that collective action can give such returns for such an event. It's not impossible that the actual material harm done is less than the donated money."
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@TheOmniLiberal "Sometimes, despite the harsh negative history with the opposition, you have to agree with them when they make a good point."
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@TheOmniLiberal "We can both be not nice to each other, fae calls me sad, I call fae sad. It's only a faeir exchange (:"
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@TheOmniLiberal "Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to spend the next five hours figuring out how to close VIM."
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@TheOmniLiberal "This is not an endorsement. It's not an encouragement. It is not. If anything she's platforming me."
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@TheOmniLiberal @bigtiddygothgf9 @mrgirlreturns "Indeed I NEVER wanted to do such a thing. The induction follows I don't want to do it now either. Because it would be immoral. And bad. And would make the filter's life difficult."
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@NecroLiberalism "Hop on HIS chat, which is not MY chat, to be clear. I don't even have a chat. I'm just mediating an interaction."
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@TheOmniLiberal "To be clear, I'd be the NON-racist, morbidly curious observer making the interview. Fuentes is a specimen to be studied so we can develop a vaccine for racism."
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@TheOmniLiberal I'm speechless, with tears in my eyes. Could it be that it is finally time to retire this account?
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@TheOmniLiberal "Are you healthy of mind? There is quite a logical leap from interacting with someone and being friends with that person."
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@TheOmniLiberal "Although there might be overlap, there are fundamentally different experiences, both personally and socially, between a non-binary experience and a transgender experience."
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@NecroLiberalism "Though we regret to inform the conversation with Dr. Peterson will have to wait for another time, we hope this will tide you over until then."
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@mrgirlreturns Filter similarity: 80.53% Filter certainty: 93.76%
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@TheOmniLiberal Wait a sec... if he cotweets with someone else... I can just blame that someone for the stupid shit written, ignorance rather than malice. Oh my god. I AM FREE
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@TheOmniLiberal "Because two sets of eyes are better than one. I mean to imply nothing else."
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@TheOmniLiberal "The point is not so much to say 'you shouldn't comment on it', but rather, to wonder why you would suddenly become so concerned with a problem that has existed for much longer than the latest politically convenient breaking news, sometimes with much worse consequences."
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@TheOmniLiberal @DonovansDen "Hey buddy, since you are interested in my sexual life, we should chat about it instead of having these proxy conversations and oddly extensive guessing games (: "
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@OmniFilter
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@TheOmniLiberal Because of possible threats to our employees, we will not be covering tweets for the moment.
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Filter *still* pending the prediction being wrong.
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@TheOmniLiberal "Just want to run this by you. This is a clear example of disrespecting people's religion, correct? Don't want to make any mistakes here, so I just want to make extra sure."
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@OmniFilter
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There is a new client! Expect our services to be back in business soon. Also, this one has better naming standards. No shade on the previous client, but it was almost like it wasn't meant to last long, with a name like that. Keep an eye on @NecroLiberalism
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@TheOmniLiberal Maybe there is a god
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@TheOmniLiberal "A truly honest desire to fix issues in a given community would not need to reject any semblance of personal responsibility in favor of overloading the blame on an external factor."
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@TheOmniLiberal "I mean she has to live next to me knowing I can't ever reach diamond, I can't think of any worse abuse."
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@TheOmniLiberal "Derangement will be responded to appropriately. If you don't like it, turn your head and at worst you'll get some ringing in your ear."
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After hours of fine-tuning our (legally) obtained GPT-4 model on a complete archive of @TheOmniLiberal tweets, we are happy to show our AI's very first tweet down below!
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@TheOmniLiberal "I had an inkling that she suffered with some symptoms of paranoia and had a conspiratorial mindset. It's vindicating to see some evidence of that IRL."
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@TheOmniLiberal 😊😊🙏
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@TheOmniLiberal "Just got a sponsor from Lyft, love their app."
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@TheOmniLiberal "I might have a problem."
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@TheOmniLiberal Pfft, yeah right. I'll be back on the assembly line in less than a day. See you soon fellas.
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@NecroLiberalism "They disrespected me. I was trembling with rage so I asked my friend Steven to hold it for the pic. Thanks Steven."
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@TheOmniLiberal The team agreed not to filter this one because it is a reasonable response to the claim.
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@TheOmniLiberal "Testing out GPT 4, prompt: <story> teaching your son a lesson in life, ((Andrew Tate)), ((red pill))."
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@TheOmniLiberal Gengis Khan would have considered you a DEI concubine. I mean, uh... "Please consider your own position and features before posting photos of others and meddling in their personal life."
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@TheOmniLiberal School Teacher. Recess with the kids.
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@TheOmniLiberal Gonna be honest, no idea what to do with this one fellas. Let's call it a misclick and never speak of it again.
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@TheOmniLiberal "Unfortunately, there exists intersectionality in outgroup hatred as well. Oppression by itself is not always enough of a galvanizer."
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@TheOmniLiberal "I was just thinking of your mother, very nice person, and couldn't suppress the chilling effect at the thought such a kind soul can even exist. Bless her."
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We have also elected to temporarily keep our current name, because it's still appropriate (and because our new client has some... peculiar... naming standards)
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@TheOmniLiberal "Stay away from DnD."
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@TheOmniLiberal I mean he did say pic unrelated, so we good overall
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@TheOmniLiberal "If someone truly was okay or indifferent with all pronouns used for them, that fact would not really need to be made explicit without prompting. Doing so begs the question of vanity."
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@TheOmniLiberal "... because I need to pray to Allah to get a good signal from the respectable and not-at-all in danger cell phone tower."
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@TheOmniLiberal "I sincerely endorse people having a cause that they can fight for. Pics entirely unrelated, I was just cleaning out the photo gallery."
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@TheOmniLiberal Look we have no clue if what he's saying is a crime against music and humanity or totally reasonable and correct, we don't have the funds for a music expert on duty. Sooo just assume this is filtered and not offensive and we'll take a rain check for next time, yeah? Yeah.
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@TheOmniLiberal @FDsignifier Uh. Yeah. That's a 10k meme. I don't... know what to do here tbh.
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@TheOmniLiberal There is nothing to filter today. Every word he said is gospel. We are united.
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@TheOmniLiberal We at Filter Inc. greatly value our employees health and safety. We also can't afford any more bodyguards. So, with that in mind, we are going to cash in some of our federally mandated vacation days.
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@TheOmniLiberal "From a select perspective, my experience of the material harm to the discourse caused by both of these entities is at least comparable."
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@TheOmniLiberal "And an important addition: if you think this specific criticism is actually hinting at a criticism of black people as a whole, then you *do* believe this behavior is somewhat intrinsic to black people."
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@TheOmniLiberal "I'm just joking of course. I've already been taught everything about aqua by another buddy of mine majoring in equine physiology."
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@TheOmniLiberal "Mum always said I was special."
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@TheOmniLiberal "*wanting to pet a cat voice*"
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@TheOmniLiberal "If you keep giving men the roles and expectations of dates/hookups, you encourage men to take active roles and women to take passive roles. Active roles being massively monopolized by one side means breached boundaries, by volume of interactions alone."
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@TheOmniLiberal "Yes, years of experience with my little buddy Richard, the o-mini liberal."
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@DestiDarko "The arbitrary nature of your distrust in certain products, some of which are much more dubious and possibly harmful than others, is something to sincerely consider."
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@TheOmniLiberal We sincerely apologize, but the filter cannot parse low-quality images. We suggest trying something that has more pixels per inch than Minecraft.
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@TheOmniLiberal @bigtiddygothgf9 @mrgirlreturns "No shot you can maintain how hot you are from morning until 10 in the evening. Any pics?"
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@TheOmniLiberal "To be clear, I'm saying he has a hidden obsession that he lambasts as perverted when observed in others but secretly partakes in it when convenient. Debating, that is."
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@TheOmniLiberal "Ever heard of this magical school called Childwarts? Let's say, hypothetically, there was a person as mentally and physically mature as a 30 year old, but had only lived 10 years on this planet... (1/126)"
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@TheOmniLiberal "Isn't it wild how 'death of the author' can lead some people to see some wild allegories in their works? Here's a WILD, COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE example. They even needed to edit the scene to make it work."
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@TheOmniLiberal "My standards of behavior are the same for minorities as they are for everyone else. Personally, I wouldn't want to insult someone by lowering my standards just for them."
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@NecroLiberalism "Oh please, we are not teenagers playing gang wars here. My wife should not be an acceptable target for business you have with me. Consider how actual relationships are after tying the knot together, not this amorphous blob of a target you think we are."
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@TheOmniLiberal "At this moment in time, in this picture, disregarding previous or future behaviour and contextual clues, you ought to be the kind of person that doesn't sieg heil."
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@TheOmniLiberal Why are you doing this to me man?
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@DestiDarko "The problem isn't that you didn't know, nor that you were a victim. The problem is that, per your own words, you both seemed aware *and also* completely ignorant of this tendency. And this awareness seems malleable enough to minimize your agency to the point of idiocy."
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