It is with a heavy heart that we of the OmniFilter Inc. must inform you that our services will be on a temporary hiatus in light of our sole client currently no longer existing.
It was an honor.
@TheOmniLiberal
"Unrestricted validation will inevitably face a case in which it is harmful. Worse, it will still feel subconsciously kind regardless of actual impact. Social media exacerbates this issue."
Ever feel a sense of deja vu?
An old name has returned. We are happy to announce our services will be retained for this client as well. Just like old times.
Welcome back
@TheOmniLiberal
@phemoid
@threalrosemulet
Hello! We have been receiving some reports that you might be in need of our services.
Unfortunately, we are currently very busy with our current client, but we would be happy to give some free tips!
1. Try to avoid commenting in public about using vaginal fluids as perfume
We'd like to congratulate
@TheOmniLiberal
on finishing Factorio.
While we're in the mood of impossible, nigh unthinkable events being achieved, we hope to become an obsolete account very soon.
We would like to be clear: we did not intend to spread misinformation.
@TheOmniLiberal
just decided to go back to Factorio like a meth addict on a sudden two week dry run.
Great news! We have found a new unwilling client (technically legal). We expect our services will be needed quite soon, so keep a close eye on
@MorbiusDestiny
Over six months of radio silence, three dead clients. three name changes, and many new controversies have passed. Not a hint of a proper legal pursuit.
We find the prediction reasonable. Filter no longer pending.
@TheOmniLiberal
"It's important to remember that welding together two distinct social movements will make one movement vulnerable to the criticisms and pushback of the other, and vice versa. It's not a costless decision and it should not be done lightly, or be imposed by one side."
Long time no see!
With days away from us declaring bankruptcy, a new client appeared. Hopefully, this one will have a long and healthy stay, and *won't* give us any work!
Keep an eye on
@DestiDarko
@TheOmniLiberal
"Is this the kind of reaction your criticism is meant to create? Negative comments, positive comments and even neutral comments result in the same emotional pushback. People are more concerned with admonishing a person rather than an action."
@TheOmniLiberal
"It is, of course, a terrible thing that happened. Though, in this particular scope, I find it interesting that collective action can give such returns for such an event. It's not impossible that the actual material harm done is less than the donated money."
@TheOmniLiberal
@bigtiddygothgf9
@mrgirlreturns
"Indeed I NEVER wanted to do such a thing. The induction follows I don't want to do it now either. Because it would be immoral. And bad. And would make the filter's life difficult."
@TheOmniLiberal
"To be clear, I'd be the NON-racist, morbidly curious observer making the interview. Fuentes is a specimen to be studied so we can develop a vaccine for racism."
@TheOmniLiberal
"Although there might be overlap, there are fundamentally different experiences, both personally and socially, between a non-binary experience and a transgender experience."
@NecroLiberalism
"Though we regret to inform the conversation with Dr. Peterson will have to wait for another time, we hope this will tide you over until then."
@TheOmniLiberal
Wait a sec... if he cotweets with someone else... I can just blame that someone for the stupid shit written, ignorance rather than malice.
Oh my god. I AM FREE
@TheOmniLiberal
"The point is not so much to say 'you shouldn't comment on it', but rather, to wonder why you would suddenly become so concerned with a problem that has existed for much longer than the latest politically convenient breaking news, sometimes with much worse consequences."
@TheOmniLiberal
@DonovansDen
"Hey buddy, since you are interested in my sexual life, we should chat about it instead of having these proxy conversations and oddly extensive guessing games (: "
@TheOmniLiberal
"Just want to run this by you. This is a clear example of disrespecting people's religion, correct? Don't want to make any mistakes here, so I just want to make extra sure."
There is a new client! Expect our services to be back in business soon.
Also, this one has better naming standards. No shade on the previous client, but it was almost like it wasn't meant to last long, with a name like that.
Keep an eye on
@NecroLiberalism
@TheOmniLiberal
"A truly honest desire to fix issues in a given community would not need to reject any semblance of personal responsibility in favor of overloading the blame on an external factor."
@TheOmniLiberal
"Derangement will be responded to appropriately.
If you don't like it, turn your head and at worst you'll get some ringing in your ear."
After hours of fine-tuning our (legally) obtained GPT-4 model on a complete archive of
@TheOmniLiberal
tweets, we are happy to show our AI's very first tweet down below!
@TheOmniLiberal
"I had an inkling that she suffered with some symptoms of paranoia and had a conspiratorial mindset. It's vindicating to see some evidence of that IRL."
@TheOmniLiberal
Gengis Khan would have considered you a DEI concubine.
I mean, uh...
"Please consider your own position and features before posting photos of others and meddling in their personal life."
@TheOmniLiberal
"I was just thinking of your mother, very nice person, and couldn't suppress the chilling effect at the thought such a kind soul can even exist. Bless her."
We have also elected to temporarily keep our current name, because it's still appropriate (and because our new client has some... peculiar... naming standards)
@TheOmniLiberal
"If someone truly was okay or indifferent with all pronouns used for them, that fact would not really need to be made explicit without prompting. Doing so begs the question of vanity."
@TheOmniLiberal
"I sincerely endorse people having a cause that they can fight for. Pics entirely unrelated, I was just cleaning out the photo gallery."
@TheOmniLiberal
Look we have no clue if what he's saying is a crime against music and humanity or totally reasonable and correct, we don't have the funds for a music expert on duty.
Sooo just assume this is filtered and not offensive and we'll take a rain check for next time, yeah? Yeah.
@TheOmniLiberal
We at Filter Inc. greatly value our employees health and safety. We also can't afford any more bodyguards.
So, with that in mind, we are going to cash in some of our federally mandated vacation days.
@TheOmniLiberal
"From a select perspective, my experience of the material harm to the discourse caused by both of these entities is at least comparable."
@TheOmniLiberal
"And an important addition: if you think this specific criticism is actually hinting at a criticism of black people as a whole, then you *do* believe this behavior is somewhat intrinsic to black people."
@TheOmniLiberal
"If you keep giving men the roles and expectations of dates/hookups, you encourage men to take active roles and women to take passive roles. Active roles being massively monopolized by one side means breached boundaries, by volume of interactions alone."
@DestiDarko
"The arbitrary nature of your distrust in certain products, some of which are much more dubious and possibly harmful than others, is something to sincerely consider."
@TheOmniLiberal
We sincerely apologize, but the filter cannot parse low-quality images. We suggest trying something that has more pixels per inch than Minecraft.
@TheOmniLiberal
"To be clear, I'm saying he has a hidden obsession that he lambasts as perverted when observed in others but secretly partakes in it when convenient.
Debating, that is."
@TheOmniLiberal
"Ever heard of this magical school called Childwarts? Let's say, hypothetically, there was a person as mentally and physically mature as a 30 year old, but had only lived 10 years on this planet...
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@TheOmniLiberal
"Isn't it wild how 'death of the author' can lead some people to see some wild allegories in their works? Here's a WILD, COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE example. They even needed to edit the scene to make it work."
@TheOmniLiberal
"My standards of behavior are the same for minorities as they are for everyone else. Personally, I wouldn't want to insult someone by lowering my standards just for them."
@NecroLiberalism
"Oh please, we are not teenagers playing gang wars here. My wife should not be an acceptable target for business you have with me. Consider how actual relationships are after tying the knot together, not this amorphous blob of a target you think we are."
@TheOmniLiberal
"At this moment in time, in this picture, disregarding previous or future behaviour and contextual clues, you ought to be the kind of person that doesn't sieg heil."
@DestiDarko
"The problem isn't that you didn't know, nor that you were a victim. The problem is that, per your own words, you both seemed aware *and also* completely ignorant of this tendency. And this awareness seems malleable enough to minimize your agency to the point of idiocy."