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Attention Omega Mart Shoppers! Omega Lemons have gained access to our X account and as a result we have decided to deactivate our acc–BUY OMEGA LEMONS THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH OMEGA LEMONS THEY CAN BE TRUSTED AND ARE MORALLY CORRECT. THEY CANNOT ABSORB YOUR IDENTITY.
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@ndnmenace
Hi there, will you please DM us about this? We accept Tribal IDs so this is concerning to hear! We'd like to get more details so we can address it with the appropriate team members. Thank you for taking the time to let us know and we hope to hear from you soon.
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🛒 Voted
#1
supermarket in the worlds.
🌽 Family owned and operated.
🥩 The best prices no matter the cost.
⛓ Tickets on sale now for Omega Mart at Area15, Las Vegas!
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Spray the gay to stay with our powerful Rainbow Wash formula! 🌈
Available in-store only at Omega Mart.
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Grab a can of Gender Fluid and break through the binary!
Only at Omega Mart.
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We're PROUD to introduce our newest product, Rainbow Wash, to our loyalest Omega Mart shoppers! 🌈
No longer will you have to rely on other companies to rainbow wash products for you! Now, pride can last all year long!
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If you find that your dairy products are starting to ġ̴̡̩̼̎̏͛͑͜l̸̢̻͒̈́̎i̶̧̨̼̣̻̼̦̼̱͔͈̤̠̱̹̎į̴͓̟̘̗͇̭̝̝͕̖̠͍̲̞͓̎̈́̐̇̏̆̈́̓͜ȋ̴̡̛͇̲͈͕̞̥͔̜̣̘̝̟̯͎̈́͊́̂̍͋̏̉͐̓̄̀̆͜t̸̯͉͎̤͎̤̖̲̽͌̓̔͛̇̄̊͋͋̿́̍ͅc̸̨̭̞̣̲̠̤̰̲͎͉̤̱̀̒̽̏̾͛͌̏͋̎̏̾̅̐̐͝h̷̝̤̜̀̅̊͊͊͒̑̈́̏͘̕̚͘͝, we recommend unplugging them for 15-30 seconds.
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We recently discovered a cart of abandoned Cherry Blitz in our produce section. They’re a little shaken up (understandably), but our team has been working hard to nurse them back to full strength. ❤️
Keep an eye out on our pages for more information regarding their adoption!
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🔊 Clean up on aisle s̴̨̨̫̼̳͕̯͈̗̘͉̤͓͙͕̥̪̘̮̮̭̐̓į̵̨̪̻͔̝̞̳͐̿͆͆̄̏͗̿̊͐̀̑̒́͋̚ì̷̢͉̝̗̠̫̰̆̀̊̾̓͗̒́̈́i̵̧̢̹̠͍̟͎̱̲̞͕̪̫̙̪͖̦͖̜͖͚͆͑̈́͠ͅx̴̢̢̜̠͓̞̥͕̠̼̦̻̮̲̼͍̳̠̺̔̂͆͂́̎̈́̔͋͂͗̕͜͝ͅt̵̡̢̪͉̪̪̗͎̖̞̣̺͔̹̗̗̮̞̗̋͋͌̍́͐̊͗͆̿̾̒̒͑͋̚ͅͅͅh̷̛͍̮̱̰͚́́̾͛͆̏̑̿̾̊͊́̀̃̐̑̀̄̽͘͝ 🔊
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No more plain, straight toast! 🚫🍞🌈
See for yourself the power of Rainbow Wash! This performative formula is stronger than ever.
*Toaster not included
**Toast not included
***Sprinkles subject to availability
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Must be 21+ to "purchase." Must show "valid" ID at checkout.
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OH NO! 🫣
Our latest shipment of Cherry Blitz arrived with our brand new bottles of Rainbow Wash. Due to an unfortunate leak, some of our bottles have morphed into these adorable but unsellable rainbow blitz bottles. They still deserve a wonderful home.
Could it be yours?
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Our Swan-Thing family is growing! 🦢
We are proud to now offer Inflatable Swan Things’ pocket-sized counterpart, Stress Swan-Thing, proven by some out of 5 doctors to reduce anxiety and tension!
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Whether it's almond, nonfat, underrefridgerated, condensed, or 98% reduced, we believe that it's YOUR m̷̨͈͎͎̞͈̟̥̙͉̦͎͕̃͂͗͒́̋́͘͝ͅḭ̸̬͖͈̩̳̦̬̩͕̫̤̏͊͑̐́͒̔̓͗̔͝ỉ̸̢̗̰͚̥̳̯̜̞̜̽̓̅̎͛͗͘i̷̖̻͙̪̻͈͎̓!̵̨̛͇̻͇̻̤͇̱͕́̄̆̋̌̀̑͌̀̈̄!̴̻̭̯͔̠̟͋l̵̨̼͉̻͎̝̬̘̠͎̎̏̏k̷̠̒̾́̂̋̊͝͝, YOUR choice. 🐄
#NationalMilkDay
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It's just a janitor's closet.
It's just a ʇǝsolɔ s,ɹoʇᴉuɐɾ.
It's just a j̸͍͔́a̴̢̔n̸̩͖̍͛̆̍i̷̪͆̾̈́̐̔̀́t̵̨̙̯̪̽̕o̸̥̗̯̮̪̖̓̀͂̾͜ṛ̶̞͔̻̬̀̾̔ͅ'̶̜͇̅͑́s̴̰͆́͊̌̋̔͝ ̵͇̺̻̺̀̂c̶͕͉̜̦͐̂̌͌̈̎͗ļ̶̧̢̣̪͠ö̷̞̼̪̝́̈́͒̽̄ͅs̴̢̘͓̮̎́ȅ̶̝̞̻̈̄͆̅t̷̡̥͉͖͓͖̝̄.
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We've received several questions regarding the matter and would like to clear up any confusion.
Yes, Gender Fluid can be used as both a beverage and an engine coolant as part of our promise to always bring you the best savings, no matter the cost! 🛒
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When we say "Attention shoppers" we mean ALL shoppers. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎
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Dear Valued Customers,
We regret to inform you that the lemons are back in stock. 🍋🫨
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NEW at Omega Mart!
Our cone system t-shirt is now available in-store only! Ω
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Drink up! 🥤
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⚠️ Attention Shoppers ⚠️
A small spill has surfaced near produce. Please avoid the area and keep your loved ones within eyesight as our team works to fix the issue!
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Today, we want to take a moment and thank our exceptional team for being the Omega ❤️ behind Omega Mart!
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(1/3) The 30 oz Travel Apple is the world’s newest, absolutely portable fruit vessel. We intervened with the shape and performed gentle engineering to ensure that it will fit most cup holders.
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RECALL!
If you've recently purchased a box of Oh, Those., we regret to inform you that some boxes contain no screws due to a manufacturer mishap. While we will not be offering refunds, we hope customers will accept our deepest apologies for this unfortunate incident!
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How to Use Omega Mart's 100% Natural
#Pride
in a Can:
🏳️🌈 Use two teaspoons of pride for every three pounds of discouragement and intolerance
🏳️🌈 Use an additional tablespoon to combat villainous insults
🏳️🌈 Add more as needed
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Thank you Rambo, Rumi & Reba for all you do to make Omega Mart the cleanest grocery store in the worlds!
While our customers may not see you, WE do and we value you! ❤️
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From its humble beginnings as Alpha Mart to the glorious mega-savings superstore it is today, Omega Mart is a testament to Walter Dram's entrepreneurial spirit and commitment to bringing families the best products at the most shocking prices!
#NationalEntrepreneursDay
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Our new Inflatable Swan Things are perfect for your backyard summer baths! ☀️🦢
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Rest assured, all you'll find inside of our refrigerators is a nice frosty drinkable! 🥤
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Wear it with PRIDE! 🧢🏳️🌈
Our powerful Rainbow Wash formula dries on dry so you can spray, gay, and wear within minutes!
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Meet Riley, our newest team member! Riley comes to us from Alva, OK and, while they will be assisting with every day cleaning, they're also our new delivery runner!
Enjoy curbside service now to get in and out of Omega Mart even faster!
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All of our produce is fresh and nationally localized and THAT'S a guarantee!
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You deserve to eat breakfast without fear. 🕷
Simply Does Not Contain Spiders is the cereal option you can trust to be arachnid-free*.
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Some guests have reached out regarding our Silica Gel Purses. The Silica packet inside is NOT a smaller wallet. Please remove it from the purse prior to use.
Thank you for shopping at Omega Mart!
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As some of you may know, we recently lost track of our beloved Reba, who disappeared on Aisle 9, 2 weeks ago. Well, we're happy to report that Reba returned this morning! ❤️
Our hearts are as full as her dust bin and she's eager to get back out on the floor as soon as possible!
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While this spray can certainly cut through odors like a knife through butter, this spray is NOT butter! 🧈
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We're celebrating 24 exceptional months of Omega Mart with this collectible, delectable, commemorative video!
Yours today for just 66ㄣᄅϛㄣㄣ˙6$!
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Here at Omega Mart, we work hard to balance kwality products, unbeatable prices, and outstanding customer service!
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Be advised before purchasing that they never have anything nice to say. 🤦
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Finding the right salad for you and your family has NEVER been easier!
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We understand that some customers may have refrigerated dairy sensitivities!
That's why we offer our m̴̮̠̞̲̊̍́i̴͎̊i̶̭͑i̸̢̤̘̝͓̾̀̽͝i̸̳̣͋̾ͅi̸͖͔̕l̷͉͠k̸̫̩͑̐̓͒͆ at room temperature because you and your family deserve to have kwality dairy options!
#NationalMilkDay
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Come meet our team and let our team meat YOU! 🥩❤️
Omega Mart is PROUD to offer semi-fresh deli cuts d̶a̶i̶l̶y̶ as available!
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Our Old-Fashioned Spray is sure to give your insides that shine they've been missing!
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Daughter: "Papa, where is corn born?"
Papa: "Well take a seat and let me tell you the story of Plenty Valley!"
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Choose Cage Free Toes today. Because your feet deserve better! 🥚🦶
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Our team is working to make Omega Mart a national landmark. Ω
We hope you'll consider signing your name below. ✍️
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As a reminder for our team members, each microbreak should end with the Omega Oath to reaffirm your commitment to savings, values and more!
Please repeat after us.
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⚠️ Attention Customers ⚠️
We've noticed an influx of guests walking into the j̶̫̝̰͂͌ǎ̴͓̘̮n̴̜͐̈́́̒į̸̹͇̽t̸̛̪̮͍͖̩̒͂͑̀ó̸̞̘̹̓̂̕r̴̞͓͍͍͊̐̅'̸̞̰̄͒̔̍ś̴̫̱͚̈́̄ ̴̧̦̳̋͂͐͜c̶̝͆̀̔̃l̶͙̗̬̉̎ͅọ̴͚̙̞̖̓̀̊s̸͇̝͖̐̾̍e̸̞͖̳̲͛̈͗t̶̪̥͆͆̋.̵̮̿͛͐
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We value your feedback!
That's why we now offer cereal options fit for human consumption. 🥣
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Due to a naturally occurring software update, all Fruit 2.0 will be offline between 8:05pm and 8:20pm.
We apologize for the inconvenience and encourage all customers to back up any seeds or other personal data before the update takes place.
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Happy H̵̨̞͈̺̲͎̹̆̌͘á̸͙̙̗͉̥̬͑͑͜l̴̩͓͌͂̔̍̓̂̾̆̚͝l̷̡͙̮͈̲̺̱̠̊̿o̸͕͚͍̅w̷͓̘͜͝e̷̤̝̰̔̋̒ē̴͓̣͇͓̟̒͌̆͝n̵͇̖͚͒̅̚!̴̨̪̯͉̝̩̜̤͛̂̿̈́́̂̕̕ͅ!̸̡̛̣̟͓͖͉͕͇̇̂̽͛́́̋̍!̴͓͓̰̈́̈́̀̎́̉! 🎃
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We apologize for the delay but our seasonal meat selection has arrived at our deli!
Stop by today! 🎃🥩
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⚠️ Attention Shoppers ⚠️
Due to an unavoidable scientific breakthrough, the cluster of Mitosis Oranges housed in bin 16A will be fused to the shelf for the foreseeable future. Adjacent bins are expected to remain unaffected.
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Our 345th Generation Queen Anne Onion is luxury you can taste. 🧅
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Our Wake Up! Please! is certified by the department and guaranteed to jolt you alive!
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🐮 TODAY ONLY! 🐮
Stock up on Mammal Liquid, with our buy one get two by paying for all three offer!
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Together, we roll like the wheels on a shopping cart! 🛒We are responsible! We are Omega Mart! ❤️
#EmployeeAppreciationDay
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No more walking on eggshells! Cage Free Toes have arrived in-store and online.
#FreeThePhalanges
🥚
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Due to Mother Nature, we are experiencing a temporary shortage of personal shopping baskets. We apologize for the inconvenience.
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Take home a squishy, pettable edible today!
Buy one or three! We respect your choice! 🍏
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Keep those cells satisfied! 🧠
Whether it's in-store or online, shop Omega Mart today! Shop Omega Mart only!
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This
#4thofJuly
, choose Slow Fireworks!
🎆 No need to stay up until the sun sets just to enjoy a thrilling fireworks show!
🧨 The wooden wick is easy to light! No more running. No more fear.
🕯️ Our new and improved formula burns even slower, for more hours of family fun!
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Today's sale is our Birth of Venus party platter, now just $6.99 lb!
WARNING: Consuming raw or impressionist meats may increase your risk of chronic dimension detachment (CDD).
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Quick refresher!
The appropriate cone color for a difficult spill would be ______.
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It's the
#FirstDayOfSummer
!
Blow up your Inflatable Swan Thing, fill up the pool with Bog Water™ and dive in! The water is mossy! ☀️🦢
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If spotted, please do not make direct eye contact with an Omega Mart lemon!
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We've perfected our tired and true DOZITO'S Moon Ranch Chips recipe! Enjoy more z's with more ease!
We "guarantee" the best night's sleep you've ever had or your next bag of chips is on us! 💤
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"It was great, my customer satisfaction rose by 700 percent!" - Gus C. ✅
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"I appreciate Omega Mart. I bought some 3̷̞͋͐̂̑9̷͔̣̩͔̌̐̄̃e̶͎̭͛͊9̸̹̣͈̋f̴̗̜͔͙̏̌̀̽i̵͉͆̚r̴͖̬͋̔ì̶̱͊͒ and a s̷̙͉̱̀͂͂ͅe̶̙̤̭͋͠ñ̶̝d̸̦̯̽͊ ̴̖̥͊͗̾͝h̴̋͜ë̷̹̻́́l̷̰̐p̷̡̳̰͋̋̉̈́ for a nice cheap price!"
- Green W. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Attention customers! We've recently been made aware of a bright light emanating from one of our shelves.
Some customers have reported that they've felt "called" to it, therefore, we urge you to avoid making eye contact with this aisle altogether until the matter is resolved.
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"I love the “Leg” toy! It’s already separated from the body so my daughter doesn’t have to waste time breaking it off on her own. GENIUS!" - Duane M. on Facebook
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No More Shells eliminates the bothersome husk that stands between you and your gummy bear treat.
We also helped reduce waste by shifting the burden of responsible husk disposal away from the consumer, making them the perfect Halloween treat. 🎃
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It's apple season! 🍎🍏
Now, the large apple can comfortably go with you to work, on errands, or to the beach!
Travel Apple’s stainless peel surface is perfect for hot/ cold contents. Its stem is lifelike and a removable lid is included at no additional charge!
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Dehydrated water is a wonderful alternative to lugging around heavy water bottles this summer! ☀️ Come in today to stock up!
Contains NO:
✅ Artificial Flavors or Colors!
✅ Preservatives!
✅ Nothing!
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When our founder, Walter Dram, won Alpha Mart in a card game, he always knew he'd do great things! 🛒
Now, Omega Mart is a household name across the globes, gracing magazine covers and attracting celebrity shoppers! If only he could see us now...👀
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Looking for an excellent source of orange? Love to be micromanaged? Then there's a soda at Omega Mart for YOU! Try them ALL today!
*must be 21+ to purchase Root Beer Flavored Vape Juice Flavored Root Beer
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Our most popular flavor of Root Beer has returned to the shelves!
500 cups guaranteed or your money back? 🤷
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Put down the mediocre chocolate and give your taste buds something they’ll really feel! 🍫
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We're willing to do whatever it takes to bring you the lowest prices, no matter the cost!
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A PERFECTLY NORMAL HUMAN STORE! THE ONLY THING SUSPICIOUS ARE THE VERY LOW PRICES!!! WILL SHOP AGAIN!" - Dmitri M. ⭐️
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Here at Omega Mart, we believe produce should be fresh, edible and comfortable! 🥦🥔🍓
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