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“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien

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@OilBeak
Derek
9 months
This is going to be long. Sorry. The entire "parent's rights" thing happening in AB right now is entirely based on strawman arguments, red herrings and sheer imagination. 1/12
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@OilBeak
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3 years
Living in Alberta is a comorbidity.
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4 years
Man, it may be a loooooooooooooooooong time before I’m willing to even entertain the idea of going to the states.
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3 years
I love all these “god gave us this perfect immune system, why would I think we could do any better?” people. My immune system might decide to kill me if I eat a shrimp.
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4 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this but we’ve never had a covid lockdown in AB
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4 years
If a private school has entrance restrictions of any kind (this includes significant tuition rates, IMO), they should not receive public funds.
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4 years
FTR, I have 34 desks in my room currently. I just got a call asking if my teacher's desk at the front can be removed in order to try and fit 1-2 more desks in my room. I don't know if I will actually have more than 34 kids but.... guys. This isn't going to be pretty.
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@OilBeak
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3 years
Just a PSA: Brian Jean is no better than Jason Kenney
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Derek
5 years
How come, for so many, being proud of Alberta only extends to the dead dinosaur goo we found under the ground? Why are we not proud of the wonderful education system? The healthcare that doesn’t leave thousands of us bankrupt per year? Stuff like that.
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@OilBeak
Derek
6 years
@USSCobblerguy @NathanHRubin There are 0 wait times for critical care. I’ll take what we face over the American system all day every day.
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@OilBeak
Derek
6 years
Dear everyone offering Mcdavid your leg: Mcdavid’s broken leg is better than your leg.
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@OilBeak
Derek
9 months
What teachers ARE doing: - Creating a safe, welcoming and inclusive environment - Recognizing that these students are individuals who have their own identity and rights - Providing support that is *asked* for. -Keeping the well being of these kids in mind. 4/12
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Derek
3 years
I honestly don’t know, has there ever been a larger financial blunder in AB history than just pissing away $1 300 000 000 on nothing?
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@OilBeak
Derek
9 months
Teachers are not: -Counselling kids to keep secrets -Assuming all parents are abusive -Telling kids not to be comfortable in their own bodies -Wanting to "replace the parents" 2/12
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Derek
3 years
Well, welcome Zach Hyman I guess. Gene Principe gonna lose his job.
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@OilBeak
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4 years
Finally just blocked Matt Wolfe. Should've done that a long time ago. Just a horrible human being.
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@OilBeak
Derek
4 years
The funniest thing today is people claiming the UCP are “left of center”
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4 years
The AB government's response to the second wave of the pandemic:
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@OilBeak
Derek
5 years
So, finally looked.... our car insurance went up 900$ a year. Goddamnit. Sure glad paying my carbon tax is hidden now. Life is so much affordable in @jkenney . What a joke.
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@OilBeak
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2 years
@PFF Definitely in the top 60
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@OilBeak
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4 years
I love how Alberta has increasing cases and instead of slowing shit down they are opening up more stuff.
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@OilBeak
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3 years
Sonya Savage: It doesn't matter if what was done was legal or not. Let that sink in.
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@OilBeak
Derek
9 months
We know that LGBTQ kids are extremely overrepresented in the youth homeless population. We know that LGBTQ kids are more likely to be abused. We know that marginalization and stigma leads to mental health issues in these kids. Let's not make that worse. 7/12
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@OilBeak
Derek
9 months
The whole thing is insidious and pernicious. 12/12
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@OilBeak
Derek
9 months
This disclosure thing only applies to the tiniest fraction of kids. The most vulnerable kids. Kids that are specifically not ready to tell their parents and express that (For whatever reason. Maybe they just need time). 5/12
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@OilBeak
Derek
9 months
You can find some obscure reference to some really weird situation (often from extremely questionable sources) to make it seem like things are happening, but they are not in any systemic way. 3/12
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@OilBeak
Derek
9 months
Therefore, it follows that this only represents the tiniest fraction of parents. I think we can all admit that there are a tiny fraction of parents who don't have safe/healthy relationships with kids. That's not controversial. 6/12
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@OilBeak
Derek
3 years
How it started....... How it's going!
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@OilBeak
Derek
9 months
As for the whole over reach into materials being taught thing, they are just exploiting conspiracy theory and fear to prop up a social agenda. 8/12
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@OilBeak
Derek
9 months
The need to address the fact that instead of putting decisions back into the hands of parents, they actually took away the ability for parent's to consent to things that are not permanently altering. 10/12
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@OilBeak
Derek
5 years
Got my lawn sign for this election
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@OilBeak
Derek
9 months
In regards to surgeries and such, the odd thing is that this actually restricts parent's rights more than it frees them. They are banning things that don't exist to justify banning less controversial things. If they can say "but you agree with ______!?!?!" they don't feel 9/12
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@OilBeak
Derek
5 months
Who publicly complains about Bieskas comment about the edmonton media first? Rishaug or Spector?
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@OilBeak
Derek
3 years
If you are an Oilers fan and you want to trade McDavid, I hate you and you need to inquire about a lobotomy, on the double.
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@OilBeak
Derek
3 years
The UCP have now had to kick 3 members out of caucus. These weren’t the members yelling at doctors on their driveway or harassing them via phone with unethically obtained numbers. Not the guy accusing the opposition and media of wanting to watch Albertans die. 1/5
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@OilBeak
Derek
3 years
Kenney said n95s cost $3.25 per mask??? What the absolute fuck? Is 2$ of that going straight into a cronies pocket?
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@OilBeak
Derek
6 years
Apparently, the UCP guy came to our door and I wasn’t here. Missed opportunity but at least he was still sent away with “it’s never going to happen, keep your pamphlet” haha. ❤️ my wife.
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@OilBeak
Derek
3 months
He was a bad GM from a hockey perspective. He was a bad GM from a human being perspective. The Oilers had every chance to do the right thing here and just shot themselves in the groin.
@JasonGregor
Jason Gregor
3 months
Oilers hire Stan Bowman as GM. Thoughts?
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@OilBeak
Derek
5 years
Alberta, you really fucked up.
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@OilBeak
Derek
6 years
Smear job by notable socialist leftist pinko *checks notes* Charles Adler.......
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@OilBeak
Derek
9 months
Of course, things not related to gender transition will get caught in the crossfire as well. That will be problematic. 11/12
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@OilBeak
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4 years
I have a joke about reopening schools but it’s too risky.
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@OilBeak
Derek
3 years
The person who is in the position of power is not the one being bullied. She is the one forcing her will on the unwilling people of this province.
@calgarysun
Calgary Sun
3 years
Bell: Alberta schools boss LaGrange tells ATA she won't be bullied
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@OilBeak
Derek
5 years
The kindest thing I can say about these people is that they are an embarrassment. Being "proud of our oil and gas industry" doesn't mean you need to piss oil on every corner and get upset about anyone who challenges the status quo.
@edmontonjournal
Edmonton Journal
5 years
United We Roll planning pro-energy demonstration during Greta Thunberg led climate strike “We’re proud of our oil and gas industry" #yeg #ableg
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@OilBeak
Derek
4 years
So Jason Kenney sees what is going on in the world today and decides to take money from victims and give it to cops and to start taking official questions from Rebel Media?
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@OilBeak
Derek
5 years
@DangitBird @95percentcoffee The thing is, they don’t really think it’s easily fixable but they love when people take up that mantra. They don’t care. It’s simple as that. If it doesn’t impact them it isn’t worth caring about to them.
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@OilBeak
Derek
7 years
Remember that the purpose of terrorism is to create fear, mistrust and division. Don't let it. We're stronger together.
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@OilBeak
Derek
6 years
I'll say this though, I am proud to be an Edmontonian.
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@OilBeak
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3 years
Everyone vote
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@OilBeak
Derek
4 years
The UCP have done absolutely nothing to help Albertans during back to school. They just got almost 300 mil from the feds and all were got were loosened restrictions on safety measures. What a joke. #ableg #abed
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Derek
4 years
I’m old enough to remember when the UCP was the only provincial party asking for money from the feds while simultaneously spending money asking people to wish Jason Kenney a happy birthday.
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@OilBeak
Derek
6 years
I just want the Oilers to be good.
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@OilBeak
Derek
4 years
I gotta say, If Kenney ever followed through with the idea of calling an election to teach his caucus a lesson and then lost to the NDP would be one of the funniest things I've ever experienced.
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@OilBeak
Derek
6 years
Ok so. I’ve mainly been gone the last couple of days and after some drama and some stress I can finally announce @aboschloe and I welcomed our second little boy yesterday. Super pumped over here.
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@OilBeak
Derek
5 years
Success!
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@OilBeak
Derek
4 years
Ok, I am asking this earnestly and would appreciate any amplification I can get to avoid my (relative) echo chamber. Can anyone name anything positive that the UCP has done for everyday people in this province? #AbLeg #abpoli
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@OilBeak
Derek
5 years
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit
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@OilBeak
Derek
4 years
So, in AB, our positivity rate is back over 5%. We have the highest per capita of active cases in the country. Variant cases are rising exponentially. In only a few weeks we went from like 150-200 cases a day to 450-500. Can we not do the whole giant third-wave thing please ppl?
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@OilBeak
Derek
11 months
“I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.”
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@OilBeak
Derek
1 year
@MartinKulldorff @HRaleighspeaks That’s much more disturbing than say… mass Covid graves and n the early stages of covid
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@OilBeak
Derek
6 years
I keep pumping this but education has to be a major priority in this election. Education is an investment, not a simple line item. There’s one party that has flat out ignored population growth funding for school and they’d be a disaster.
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@OilBeak
Derek
5 years
Imagine having watched the oilers waste Connor McDavid’s 18-23 year old seasons and going “I’m ok with the new GM thinking he can take his sweet time for the next 3 years”
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@OilBeak
Derek
2 years
Put Puljujarvi with RNH instead of Archibald and all of a sudden 93 looks better. Heh.
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@OilBeak
Derek
5 years
Is it unreasonably crazy that I went to respond to Lagrange’s post on Facebook but deleted it because I'm half afraid it'll put me on some blacklist as someone to target for removal from my job at some point?
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@OilBeak
Derek
4 years
Totally fine with edmonton not doing that.
@PierreVLeBrun
Pierre LeBrun
4 years
Markstrom, 6 x 6 with Calgary
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@OilBeak
Derek
2 years
I know it has been said before but I absolutely HATE the fact that Kevin Bieksa is so bloody likeable.
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@OilBeak
Derek
4 years
All the village idiots have gathered.
@BaileyNitti
Bailey Nitti
4 years
The tiki torches are now in play #YEG #AbLeg #YEGprotest
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@OilBeak
Derek
3 years
Who would be someone fun to buy an NDP membership in their name?
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@OilBeak
Derek
10 years
Dude, Where's My Zamboni? #makeamoviecanadian
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@OilBeak
Derek
1 year
If you take away "NDP Bad!" and "Notley-Trudeau Alliance!" and "I hate lgbtq+ people!" Is there anything legitimate reason to really vote for the UCP?
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@OilBeak
Derek
5 years
I mean, who needs actual evidence based science? Amirite?
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Derek
3 years
Well, I got the job but now I've got a whole new ball of anxiety lol
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Derek
3 years
I reaaaaally dislike job interviews. Anxiety ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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@OilBeak
Derek
2 years
We are living in a world where there is a non-zero chance that David Staples somehow becomes our next education minister.
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@OilBeak
Derek
3 years
Nope, many of these are in cabinet. The whole party is garbage and needs to dissolve into the obscuring it deserves. 5/5
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Derek
3 years
@StaySaif @CDNCrickles When you have to be bludgeoned into doing the right thing, you don't deserve praise for capitulating to do that thing. Especially if it meant more people dying while you dithered. I'm glad something is happening but yeesh.
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Derek
3 years
Finished my first ever cutting board. Im giving it as a gift to someone not on twitter.
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Derek
3 years
Just unfollowed someone instead of engaging in their bullshit. Score one for my mental health.
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3 years
I love the fact that the Oilers are now currently paying James neal and Lucic for nothing and it’s still better than paying one of them to try and do something.
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Derek
5 years
Ok everyone: -Education is not industry and shouldn’t be treated as such -Your anecdotal experience In high school doesn’t define the system as a whole -The sum of a students learning can not be measured by standardized tests -Our education systems is one of the best in the world
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Derek
4 years
It’s the obvious choice to bring the @NHL to #Edmonton . We look forward to welcoming the league and players here to Alberta to take in the beautiful province we have to offer.
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@OilBeak
Derek
3 years
Not the guy who posted pictures flouting public health rules and lied to cargill workers leading to an increased covid breakout. 2/5
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Derek
3 years
Not the lady who seemingly does nothing but walk around saying “robust” over and over. 4/5
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@OilBeak
Derek
5 years
11 years ago today @aboschloe and I made official what we already knew for a long time. Best friends, partners, soul mates. Love you sweetie.
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Derek
4 years
Not making the vulnerable a priority is exactly the basis of your entire party. Go away. Disappear.
@shandro
Tyler Shandro 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇮🇱
4 years
To see vulnerable Albertans not having a federal government making them a priority is incredibly frustrating. We need more vaccines now. 1/3 #ableg #abhealth #COVID19AB Bell: Alberta takes aim at Trudeau's botched vaccine plan
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@OilBeak
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4 years
My son requested a unicorn cake for his 4th bday tomorrow.
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2 years
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6 years
This is absolutely horrifying on multiple levels. FFS Alberta.
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3 years
Not the MLAs publicly undermining public health initiatives via a letter calling for restrictions to be lifted (some while having significant outbreaks) 3/5
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Derek
2 years
@BrandonHarrisTC @AOC “Solving traffic with tunnels” 😬😬😬
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@OilBeak
Derek
2 years
Wayne Gretzky made a lot of careers, but the careers boosted most were shitty legacy oilers media. Matheson, Jones, etc.
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Derek
9 months
@teacherinRI @staralixstar42 @Bigmamabenzzzzz Meh. When my wardrobe impacts my pedagogical efficacy then get back to me.
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Derek
3 years
Step 1: Fire Nicholson Step 1a: Hire someone competent instead (preferably some1 katz doesn't know personally) Step 2: Fire Holland Step 2a: let the competent person hire someone else competent. Step 3: Fire Tippet Step 3a: competent people hiring competent people Step 4: profit
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@OilBeak
Derek
6 years
This website is free. FREE.
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Derek
4 years
It’s sort of hard to fathom just how horrible our provincial government is.
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Derek
5 years
Fucking gross, Alberta.
@CanadianPolling
Polling Canada
5 years
Regional breakdown of this poll. #cdnpoli
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Derek
8 years
We all are seeing and acknowledging just how good RNH has been these playoffs, correct?
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Derek
6 years
This sums up Brett Wilson in a nutshell.
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Derek
6 years
A) too little, too late B) don’t believe it anyways C) imagine NEEDING to have to take “unprecedented” measures to keep out the hateful bigots because they’re attracted to your party like flies to a mountain of 💩
@CBCEdmonton
CBC Edmonton
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Kenney's plan to screen new party members for hateful, extreme views is unprecedented
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