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#BiteEmWolves #LIVEFREE ....and it is written in these days if thy 9 to 5 does not pay the bills then thou better be a #hustla  ..

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@Ohmz_
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7 years
😴 with one 👁 open, I'm terrified to get my ♥ 💔 #StarBoy
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4 years
@reMARQable_ @ZoeGawd Sounds like they knew the expiration date couldn't be trusted so they cooked it well done out of an abundance of caution
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@Ohmz_
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4 years
Top one is supposed to be chocolate but it's actually oatmeal raisin Middle is your favorite flavor but the person who made it doesn't know how to make it properly Bottom is an edible and you wasn't ready
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Vote for doughnuts and cookies! 😆
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@Ohmz_
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3 years
Ay can I resign from being governed by d Bermuda Government
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@Ohmz_
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11 months
So you owned a taxi...someone who owed you money needed a job...you allowed said guy to drive your taxi to pay you back.. while also gifting him a position he doesn't deserve, to also assist with paying you back....said guy then commits a murder in the taxi...GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY
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@Ohmz_
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2 years
WE are the problem, the youts are just the symptoms...we are the tree, they are the fruit.. ownership is the first step...YOU/WE are the problem
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@Ohmz_
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3 months
⛽ is starting to look like a grocery bill .. grocery bill starting to look like the Belco bill...Belco bill starting to look like a mortgage payment ...what is life right now
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@Ohmz_
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3 years
If I wanted to do 20 years for a one bedroom, I'd just go Westgate
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@Ohmz_
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4 years
Bermuda is NOT paradise..we have drug problems, all types of abuse and children who have had their loved ones murdered
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@Ohmz_
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3 years
Peace of mind that the police ain't going blow my brains out when they pull me over ..... priceless
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@Ohmz_
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24 days
Big CCTV system and we couldn't find that lady in a good time frame
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2 years
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@Ohmz_
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4 years
IF you're ok with being alone, you'll have the upper hand in making a lot of decisions for yourself that'll lead to a happier life
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@2Loyal297 If an inmate costs $80k per year, each child should have a scholarship to match... prevention is better than a cure
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5 months
Love how white people put on their exercise clothes and come back of town to buy drugs🙃 we know you ain't going for a run
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1 month
Thinking about buying a house in Bermuda...a 🧵
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2 months
Letting shit slide to keep the peace starts a war inside you
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@Ohmz_
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8 months
Bring back bermynet, blackandcoke and vybzalliance tv
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@Ohmz_
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2 years
Having a job is cool and everything but EVERYDAY?!!
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@Ohmz_
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2 years
My three year old just rhymed kitchen with bitch'n
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2 months
@trottyyyyy The nepotism made them go to Somerset in the first place...
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5 months
I feel sorry for the Portuguese granny's...their dream was always for the women of their family to marry a good Portuguese man...now they are all up on charges like the blacks
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@Ohmz_
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6 months
BAA is hiring 4 new air traffic controllers...they will send you England to train..no prior experience required
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@Ohmz_
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1 year
Whyyyyyy does the government continue to outsource everything....this government, the last government...all of our governments have zero faith in our greatest asset...the people
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@Ohmz_
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1 year
I applied for a job 5 months ago that asked for 3 years experience...I had 8...and they didn't even give me an interview...but they are still advertising for the job
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@Ohmz_
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2 years
@BERMEMES Say good morning/afterny/evening before you say anything else
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2 years
Electric busses overheating in April....wait until summer
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Great sex has more to do with emotions than positions
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@Ohmz_
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2 years
Bermuda's future is NOW...but the past isn't letting go of the reins/reign
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@Ohmz_
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2 years
There are so many seemingly unnecessary hoops that government makes you jump thru to make a lil legal money in Bermuda
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@Ohmz_
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3 years
Online shopping hack....create an account, add items to your cart but don't check out... they'll send you a discount code in a few days 🤝🏽
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@Ohmz_
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4 years
The system is broken and has been broken since day 1...the youts today have been led down the same path as the youts of yesterday... rinse, repeat
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@Ohmz_
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11 months
I want to hear a PLP politician, condem the actions of their peer
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@Ohmz_
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11 months
So now that this guy has been arrested, everyone is talking about it...the police never thought to investigate the person who called in the accident..they never checked the cameras to see if his car was in the area..to see if the car has damage
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@Ohmz_
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4 years
Until Reid street, tuckers town and fairlylands isn't owned by the same people who owned us as slaves, shit won't change
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@Ohmz_
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9 months
Life hack... picking up food for ya lady friend? Double her order so she can either take the left overs for lunch the next day or eat the rest for dinner that night 🤝🏾
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@Ohmz_
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9 months
105 plates of food going out to the needy today...east to west
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Better to admit you walked through the wrong door than spend your life in the wrong room
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@Ohmz_
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3 years
Schools are about to open, any legislation to grant paid sick leave or some type of protection for covid related work absences..many parents will be forced to choose putting food on the table or keeping others safe @BermudaPremier
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@Ohmz_
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2 years
Help people when they need it..karma will pay it back when you need it
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1 year
Damaged children come from damaged parents who were once damaged children...break the cycle
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@Ohmz_
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3 years
What type of Crackerjack ring cost PS5 money?
@bdaconfessions
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I had money for an engagement ring, but then the opportunity to buy a ps5 came... What she don't know won't hurt her. Plus I got two controllers.
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2003-2009 dancehall was an ERA..
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@Ohmz_
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3 months
If you have good insurance I recommend art therapy...I do it every so often and it's great to open up parts of yourself that you don't regularly access.... Note: therapy isn't always trauma based, it can be used to enhance your overall performance
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@Ohmz_
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3 years
Bermuda...I love this place... everyone looking beautiful...march outfits are like an early warm for good Friday....good Friday outfits are pre game for 24th of may... it ain't a fashion week, it's a fashion season
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@Ohmz_
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2 years
1997 in Bermuda
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2 years
Did you know that it is the year 2079 over in Nepal?? #allthisshitisfake
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@Ohmz_
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Places Bermuda needs a direct flight to.... Chicago, LA, Brazil, Germany or Paris and Dubai
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@Ohmz_
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4 years
Wishing everyone good physical health, mental health and wealth
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@Ohmz_
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2 years
I wonder how many other government departments are being held back by horrible leadership
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2 years
Job offers hit differently when you weren't expecting them
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1 year
Bermuda is too small for conflict and just big enough for cooperation
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@Ohmz_
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4 months
This man hasn't made a public appearance at a community event in 25 years ...politricks
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@Ohmz_
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2 years
OBA out canvasing...PLP has a tent... neither of em doing anything for me @1bermudalliance @BermudaPremier Actually the only thing you lot can do for me is move us back into 'Tuckers Town'
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Bermuda is too small to pretend to be someone that you're not
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@Ohmz_
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3 years
Directly and indirectly, a large portion of our economy is powered by the drug trade
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@Ohmz_
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4 years
Atlanta is back in phase 1 and that's our main flight
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@Ohmz_
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3 years
Being frontline during this pandemic deserves a lot more than is being given... grocery store workers, bus drivers, EMTs/firefighters, people doing testing, Dr.s/nurses etc etc etc
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Somerset has the best Italian food among other things but that market place is hot garbage...got 5 things and 4 were out of date or the packaging was compromised....the only good thing was the wine!
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@Ohmz_
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4 months
In life you have to pivot...it's not the end of the world and sometimes it's better for you
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@Ohmz_
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6 months
A big political scandal should be dropping in about a month...some people will be "stepping away" from politics to distance themselves from it
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@Ohmz_
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3 years
Bank account don't look like like a phone number yet...what's taking so long
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@Ohmz_
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1 year
Our history is literally our survival guide that we MUST keep alive ..if we forget our history it'll die along with our ancestors
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@Ohmz_
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2 years
Even with a will, your estate/assets can go thru probate....a trust is the best avenue so the assets never have to change hands
@notcapnamerica
chris evans
2 years
Chadwick Boseman’s estate was worth nearly $4M and his family lost $900k of it to lawyers fees for probate court just because he did not have a will. You need a will people. Even better, a trust.
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@Ohmz_
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What we really want to know, what company is government buying the LED bulbs from without a RFP 👀 @BermudaPremier ...here's a bone @BDAMilkman
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@Ohmz_
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10 months
The core issue in Bermuda's politics is a mismatch of supply and demand . What the PLP and OBA are offering is significantly different from what the public truly desires
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In a nutshell John Swan said both parties are not good enough because the the individual parts are not of the highest quality
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@Ohmz_
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3 years
Damn ..white ex police officer allowed to plead guilty to a lessor charge after him and his wife held a delivery driver at knife and (imitation) gun-point....that's our justice system working for who it's intended to work for
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@Ohmz_
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3 years
Remember fellas... 1. Don't argue with em.. 2. Listen! 3. When they win, we all win.. 4. Don't forget to express yourself
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@Ohmz_
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2 years
My savings account is telling me to put a down payment on a house...my checking account is telling me I can't afford a weekend trip to Miami
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1 year
I hope that guy gets all the flute, trumpet and trombone lessons he needs while he's up Westgate...no place in society for child pornography
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Lights out in the east end...we deserve it after cup match
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@Ohmz_
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3 years
With all the refugees from African, South/central American and Arab countries... why on earth would we take Ukrainians
@davon_a
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🇧🇲🇧🇲 Bermuda should consider offering some Ukrainians 🇺🇦 refugee status. More people… more people putting Into to the pension pot. More kids being born…. I say win win.
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Hoping all my brothers stay safe out there and live to see the OT money in next month's paycheck 🔥 🚒👨🏽‍🚒
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@Ohmz_
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2 years
@stfucarly Theee most rhetorical question ever
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4 years
Dont take the ability to WFH for granted...lots of people's paycheck hasn't looked the same for over a year
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It's a war outside
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3 years
I wish our newest national hero all the best on her new endeavors...now maybe government will cut the shit
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Things could be so much worse but that doesn't mean they shouldn't be so much better....
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2 years
Not needing my ID because the lady at the bank knows my people #ThingsIUseMyBlackPrivilegeFor
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2 years
@RaykiEmery1 @JamelHardtman @BermudaPremier Might be overstepping with that one... the current crop of politicians are inferior because WE allow that mediocrity to exist...if we really wanted results we would be more involved like our grandparents and ancestors was
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@Ohmz_
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2 years
Wait until these direct flights to DR and Jamaica start up 🎉
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Dipset was an era
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Get her Sade Milan to show you care
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1 year
No fuckin way lubin won that fight #CaneloCharlo
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4 years
This guy still hasn't figured out that people are NOT feeling him
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@Ohmz_
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1 year
No matter how hard times get, I'll never trade in my Sade Milan for Dove & Butterfly
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2 years
What time does the parade start tonight...cause cedar avenue is rammed
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2 years
Buying a house sounds okay but owning commercial property is my dream
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@Ohmz_
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Governing a country is no different from running a household...do you earn more than you spend...if not, it's about making the difficult decisions on what to sacrifice so that your future decisions become easier
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@Ohmz_
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5 years
Looking at other countries cases vs response to said cases (relatively speaking) is a very easy way to see what's next for Bermuda..
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Many wish they had the talent but wouldn't have what it takes even if they did... #Family
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Hope someone takes his woman while he's locked up too.... dirty cops disgust me
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@Ohmz_
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3 years
Imagine building a condo next to a well established bar and then complaining about the noise from said bar
@Dboybda1
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Gentrification is alive and well on this island!!!
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10 months
Throw those pedos under the jail Juan Wolfe!!
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4 years
With so many hotels closed, WHY don't we have quarantine facilities... government doesn't necessarily need to foot the bill but they are already paying for people to be unemployed 🤷🏽‍♂️might as well put some of the unemployed to work
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@Ohmz_
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4 years
This probably makes me broke on the internet... But 4 nights in a hotel for over $1000.. staycations just don't motivate me to open my wallet
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People need to earn the right to call you by their nick name
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@Ohmz_
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3 years
And I hope every professional football player watching these scenes decides to play for a different nation...go back to your roots
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Don't be afraid to be a beginner
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3 years
I never know what to say to when someone dies...there is no way to make that situation better
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