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I'll PIN this post. These are the dates that applications open for
#MUFC
Premier League away games for the 2024/25 season.
I will continue to post when apps open.
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Roll up, roll up, Man City Home in East Lower only £534... Standard prices for these tickets, £28 - season ticket price £532
Fans still can't sell tickets to each other at face value but the club can do what ever they like and tout tickets. The club is beyond a joke.
#ManUtd
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It's funny that the picture posted is from the 5-0 win over Portsmouth at Old Trafford in 2010; United is at the top of the league and the current Champions.
oh, we're only wanting
#GlazerOut
when we're losing. Give over; it's comical to see how obsessed you all are with
#MUFC
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A few years back,
#MUFC
allowed Season Ticket holders to "lend" their tickets with friends and family for free. Now, you must pay a £20 fee for a "forwarding" membership per user. Next season, limiting Season Tickets to "one device" further alienates fans. 1/4
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Go on Holiday:
Take ID to prove who you are
Security check
Relax
Go watch
#MUFC
:
Take ID to prove who you are
Security check
Stress about whether your ticket works
What it is to be a match-going fan today
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#MUFC
are changing the required home games to 17/19 attendance from next season for Season Ticket holders, but what the club needs to consider is that the
@PremierLeague
consistently provides late notice on TV games. Including
@WeAreTheFSA
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No more FA Cup game ticket updates (or any other for now)
#MUFC
FA CUP WINNERS
Until next season fellow reds, enjoy
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This is a thread in which I highlight my concern that there is a hidden agenda from bigger teams in the Premier League to slowly reduce “legacy” season ticket holders (STH) 1/11
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As previously mentioned, there is an ongoing issue with
#MUFC
away game applications this season, and I'm growing frustrated with the club's apparent lack of focus on addressing the root cause behind high applications and poor success rates.
Let me elaborate on this issue. 1/8
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The biggest news from the Fans' Forum minutes is the successful pushback by many parties on the 17/19 attendance rule. This will revert back to 15/19.
Well done to all involved.
However ⬇️ 1/3
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#MCFC
lawyers are sharp & undoubtedly enlisted top-tier legal experts to scrutinise every detail. The game we cherish is at a critical juncture. If City prevails & escape the charges, football's decline will accelerate dramatically. At that point, it'll be gone forever IMO
EXCLUSIVE: Man City launch unprecedented legal action against Premier League. Has sparked civil war among clubs with hearing due to start on June 10. City describing PL financial rules as ‘tyranny of the majority’. Full story here on
@TimesSport
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#MUFC
home drawn tie in the 3rd round of the FA Cup will take place in the build-up to ITV's coverage of Eastleigh v Reading on Sun at approx 13:00
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Don't get me wrong, stayed till the end, enjoyed it... But... Papering over the cracks.
It's not the manager.
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It's time for fans across all clubs to unite and challenge this trend. I'll approach
@WeAreTheFSA
for guidance on how we can make our voices heard. We may already be too late, but if we do nothing, then we can only blame ourselves. 4/4
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You'll need to give yourself time and patience to read this, it's a long thread but well worth it if you want a clear understanding of what the charges are against City. I'm still unsure why anyone of them thinks they've done nothing wrong, it's pretty damning IMO.
🚨 𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝘆’𝘀 𝟭𝟭𝟱 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘀: 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆? 💣💥
𝘈 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘶𝘱 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦́ 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦.
I received many comments on my previous thread analysing the evidence used by Uefa in its 2020 prosecution of
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#MUFC
v Coventry Sunday 21st of April
KO 15:30
What a farce. Let's see transparency in the reasons behind the decision.
It does not sound good, but I'll wait for official confirmation.
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Here's the current ticket availability for
#MUFC
's upcoming away match against Bayern Munich.
According to UWS updates, blocks 339 & 340 (approximately 1k tickets) are still awaiting release.
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This is getting out of control for me. The average number of apps per game now is over 12k. I don't know what the answer is, but something needs to change
#MUFC
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Poor effort
@sistoney67
#MUFC
are selling one of the problem areas from Galatasaray for the Copenhagen/Bayern games. Plus other areas.
Poor journalism IMO. Did you actually look into what you were writing about or just listen to United's view?
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#MUFC
will get the whole lower tier of the Bridgford Stand. Allocation is still to be confirmed, but I'd guess circa 4k.
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"Fans need to be united & stand together to exercise our collective strength" tells me the club doesn't want to change it's stance on this.
Fans Forum reps have robustly raised all ticketing issues flagged as of concern by fans, particularly around 17/19, as the minutes of the FF will show.
Reps are working hard to achieve positive change.
Fans need to be united & stand together to exercise our collective strength
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Clubs' ticketing policies are understandable, but the increasing scrutiny feels like a crackdown aimed at penalising fans. With the Football Regulator overlooking ticketing issues, it falls on us to speak up, raise awareness, and advocate for supporter protection 1/9
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#MUFC
have received 30,000 tickets on the stadium's east side for the upcoming FA Cup Final. They have asked for more.
Apps to those who purchased all home cup games, silver status or above, and an FA Cup semi-final.
Apps open on 26th April. 1/2
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An additional 337 tickets for Wigan v
#MUFC
tickets will be available online at 11:30 today to ST holders who were unsuccessful in the original ballot.
Bringing the total allocation to 7,334 tickets.
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No date/time/allocation has been confirmed for the semi-final yet.
City play Weds before, Coventry Tues after, no game for City the week after, and Chelsea has no game before/after.
Saturday for the Coventry game makes sense, but logic isn't always followed, as we all know.
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Or follow me for updates...
#MUFC
ℹ️ The away fixture page will be updated with ballot application dates once we have ticket prices and our allocation confirmed with Nottingham Forest.
📲
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I wish
#MUFC
would be consistent and fair with their comms. The Telegraph () have reported fans annoyance on a Saturday 8pm KO, which is bad enough with lack of travel. 1/5
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Nothing from
@sistoney67
, as a journalist, you'd want both sides of the story. Why have you not engaged with the fans about what happened Tuesday, & what is constantly going on with tickets at Old Trafford
Two sides to every story, yet you only tell one of them, United puppet
@sistoney67
Can you DM me please, love to chat properly about this. No annoyed with you, just want the record straight.
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@sistoney67
Man Utd TO responsible for these last season against Barca. Just lucky, United fans snapped them up rather than Barca fans. United selling these tickets for inflated prices.
You're just painting over what is actually happening.
I'll ask you again, come talk to me about all this
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Allocation for Aston Villa v
#MUFC
on the 4th of February is 3,016.
Applications due to open tomorrow at 8am.
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The delay in announcing the FA Cup Semi-Final Date/KO will be associated with Premier League fixtures in the capital that weekend.
Fulham v Liverpool & Palace v West Ham.
L'pool play on Thurs, so likely to be Sunday or Monday. No chance L'pool in London same day as us.
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Away game application data has been added.
Newport 12,171
Wolves 10,951
We're still consistently, on average, over 12k apps per game & success rates are down. A change to the system is needed
#MUFC
have published this information here:
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Wigan v
#MUFC
ballot info has been added. Overall, 15,834 apps were made, with a final allocation of 7,334.
14,264 were made from Standard Pot.
All this information is published here:
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Well, this was Barcelona at home last season - look at all these "hospitality" tickets at £349 each. In the same tier, we saw issues on Tues
@sistoney67
This clearly indicates what the club is doing; why not engage with me, and let's talk about what is going on with our tickets.
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The FA Cup Final ballot is now complete and emails will be sent out this evening.
There are a small number of fans with a ticket in reserve as there were payment issues during the ballot, please check your online account. The deadline to complete payment is 9am, Friday 3rd May
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Despite everyone emphasising that football is nothing without fans, we are at the bottom of the pile in decisions regarding it all. Fans are often the last to be considered when broadcasters select their games, and this needs to change. 2/8
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Here's the current ticket availability for
#MUFC
's upcoming away match against Bayern Munich.
All blocks have now been put on sale.
Tomorrow 10am (9th) tickets go on sale for 1+ euro credits
Monday 10am (11th) tickets go on sale to everyone with Membership/Season Ticket
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For anyone expecting to see pending transactions for the FA Cup Final, according to
#MUFC
, the ballot will commence on Wednesday.
The ballot results should be emailed out by 5pm on Friday.
Keep an eye on pending transactions.
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The Wigan vs
#MUFC
ballot will commence shortly. It will take slightly longer than usual due to the higher amount of tickets.
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Another fiasco with Brentford returns.
Here
@ManUtd
Why are you so rubbish when dealing with your fans? Purchased a ticket for my lad today for Brentford and was told he had to collect today. No option to pick up tomorrow, Saturday am or at at Brentford on Saturday evening. The advice I was given?
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I see City fans saying it's "too expensive" to get to Istanbul... Have you looked at the multiple stopover options? That's what we did to get to Moscow, 3 flights - if you're there, you get there, whichever way possible...
Unless you're plastic, of course.
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FYI -
@barneyrednews
has content around the thoughts of some reds regarding away tickets in the latest Red News
This is not a plug; it's to let you know there is some good info on how various people feel about the 12k+ apps per game
It is always good to support the fanzines
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We need the new regulator to address how clubs manage Season Ticket holders and ticket sales. Increasingly, clubs offer "premium" packages, selling individual games for what a Season Ticket costs. It's smart for business but unfair to fans. 3/4
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Wigan v
#MUFC
This is why the allocation is 6,410. United are talking to Wigan about sale process of hospitality.
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If Aston Villa continue in European football after Thursday evening's game against Ajax, Bournemouth vs.
#MUFC
will be rescheduled to April 13th at 17:30
The
@premierleague
cares more about TV revenue than fans - that'll be 30 days' notice of the change
Money>fans
@WeAreTheFSA
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Chelsea and Coventry have posted ticket allocations of 34k for their semi-finals, and both Manchester clubs should expect the same.
No date/time/allocation has been confirmed for the semi-final yet.
City play Weds before, Coventry Tues after, no game for City the week after, and Chelsea has no game before/after.
Saturday for the Coventry game makes sense, but logic isn't always followed, as we all know.
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Man City v
#MUFC
allocation is 3,002. A proportion of the allocation will be safe-standing, but this is still determined based on how many are issued.
The ballot opens towards the end of next week.
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Applications are now open for the FA Cup Semi-Final
#MUFC
v Coventry game at Wembley, with the KO date/time still TBC
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I'm exploring ways to improve
#MUFC
away game SP success rates, which currently stand at 21.1%
Eliminating the Loyalty Pot (LP) increases chances by 2.5%, while increasing Standard Pot (SP) collections could boost your chances by up to 14.2%
How have I come to these numbers? ⬇️
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Wigan v
#MUFC
ticket returns update:
Returns before 4 Jan will be reserved for 24 hours for the most unsuccessful fans. Any tickets returned after this will be on sale on 7 Jan at 11am to all supporters unsuccessful in the ballot. Any last min returns, collect from Old Trafford
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In Seville from 10 am on Wednesday, till 10 pm Friday. 😎
Wembley 13 degrees and drizzle on Sunday. 🌦️
Think we're still too good for Sevilla, we'll soon find out. Brighton will be a tough game.
Big week, Erik's got this sorted.
#MUFC
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Not the news we wanted
#MUFC
Copenhagen away allocation is 2,250 tickets priced at £45.50. Tickets will go on sale from Wednesday 4th October.
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The difference in these allocations will be the fact that City are including all staff tickets whereas United are not.
City getting nearly 2,000 more tickets than United for Cup final 🤔
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This could be circa. 8k allocation if true. And quite a few are saying it will be announced shortly.
#MUFC
have been allocated the East Stand instead of the usual North Stand. Not sure if this will impact the number of tickets we get
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Forest v
#MUFC
applications are now open. 2,893 allocation, reduced by Forest due to safety concerns 🙃
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#MUFC
FA Cup semi-final emails have started to be sent, instructing successful applicants that you can now download your ticket.
Tickets aren't currently available to download but will be available tomorrow.
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Allocation is 6,410.
This could be circa. 8k allocation if true. And quite a few are saying it will be announced shortly.
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Munich away 20/9
Allocation of around 3,800, priced at 30 euros club will confirm sales arrangements on Tuesday 5th September.
#MUFC
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Galatasaray v
#MUFC
latest seat info after today's sale to 4+ credits. 3+ credits are on sale tomorrow from 10am. 2+ credits on Friday from 10am.
This should go to zero credits, but let's see where we are tomorrow evening.
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But this isn't just about
#MUFC
; it's a broader issue in football. Football is more than a game; it's a community. Yet, clubs driven by profit view loyal fans as expendable when others are willing to pay more. 2/4
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Stansted to Frankfurt (Tues to Thurs) is £39 return.
Train return from Frankfurt to Munich £72 return
There are still cheap options; you just need to spend time researching.
#MUFC
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Christ, "It’s our only chance at a trophy", behave, it's November.
@UnitedStandMUFC
We HAVE to win tonight. It’s our only chance at a trophy, but i feel Newcastle will be up for it despite the fact that they’ve got big games coming up. No one goes to Old Trafford and thinks “we may as well not try.”
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This doesn't get any better for
#MUFC
away game applications and success rates. Updated stats are:
Villa 14,190
Luton 11,732
Forest 13,883
#MUFC
have published this information here, along with all other game data:
Away game application data has been added.
Newport 12,171
Wolves 10,951
We're still consistently, on average, over 12k apps per game & success rates are down. A change to the system is needed
#MUFC
have published this information here:
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There will be an additional ballot for the FA Cup Final on Weds 8th, May, 10am, for anyone who did not apply in the original ballot & Red Level Season Ticket holders who purchased all home cup games & FA Cup semi-final
Tickets will be restricted view and Club Wembley seat-only
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The ballot has been running. It may be completed on Friday.
Best to check for pending transactions and be patient.
For anyone expecting to see pending transactions for the FA Cup Final, according to
#MUFC
, the ballot will commence on Wednesday.
The ballot results should be emailed out by 5pm on Friday.
Keep an eye on pending transactions.
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Read and follow ⬇️
1/27 I've kept quiet about what went on at Fans Forum on Thurs while waiting for the minutes to come out. Now they're out, in the name of accountability I'll explain what went on and try and dispel some of the myths and accusations levelled at Forum reps over the last week.
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Back in the day, before the internet... This is how we found out our new kits. And what a kit that was 😎
@GaryPallister
@Sharpeyofficial
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Real Betis away:
Gatwick to Malaga 15th to 17th March from £118
Birmingham to Malaga 15th to 17th £284
There are still options; people say it's challenging to get euro credits for
#MUFC
; well, here is your chance.
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"misleading narrative some journalists"
Article is yours and titled "United believe season ticket-holders were selling on to Galatasaray fans"
This is on you
@sistoney67
Man Utd chief operating officer Collette Roche has apologised to fans affected by the problems on Tuesday. In email, says number of Galatasaray fans who bought tickets in corporate areas was 'unacceptable'.
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The "high-risk" factor is more the fact the police don't want Chelsea fans all over London on the day of the Marathon, is what I've heard.
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As
#MUFC
Season Ticket renewal emails are being sent out this week for those who have already met the minimum 14/19 PL games criteria, the club have updated the website so you can now view if each PL ticket has been:
• Scanned
• Resold
• Donated
• Forwarded
(1/2)
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Indeed, we could opt for a managerial change, acknowledging that the current manager has made errors. However, that alone is not the solution. The root of the problem lies in
#MUFC
ownership. (1/5)
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So, come on
@manutd
, assist the fans now, take the lead for us supporters as a whole, engage with fellow clubs, and exert pressure on the
@PremierLeague
and broadcasters to genuinely prioritise the fans and not their bank accounts. 5/8
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#MUFC
have sent an email regarding the home FA Cup tie against Liverpool. My assumption is it will be scheduled for Sunday, the 17th of March. Liverpool play the Thursday before, and internationals commence the Wednesday after, leaving no other feasible option.
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It's time for all
@PremierLeague
clubs to collectively push back on the
@PremierLeague
and broadcasters and prioritise their fans more. There are too many games, affecting too many supporters for whom public transport isn't a viable option when games are moved for TV rights. 3/8
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Copenhagen zero-credits came and went... Best hope now, wait on returns. These could be randomly added over the next few weeks until 3rd Nov.
#MUFC
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Plenty of tickets remain for
#MUFC
's away match against Bayern Munich. It seems that block 344 might now be available. While it's not confirmed, this suggests that there could be three blocks yet to be released.
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Plenty of tickets are available ahead of the 10 am release for Sevilla away. Block S24 has had extra released.
#MUFC
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#MUFC
v Coventry ballot should be complete Friday midday. Slightly oversubscribed but United have requested more tickets. Additional applications may open on the 4th April for STHs who missed 1 home cup game and weren't eligible for the first ballot.
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Were you aware that for the full collection at Newport, out of the 1,433 allocated tickets, approximately 660 were cancelled or forwarded, mainly from the SP. 5/8
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Fans also are hit in the pocket by being unable to take advantage of cheaper travel. Brentford v
#MUFC
, for example, I posted this was agreed on the 25th Jan; it's now 5th of Feb and just been announced. No trains back to Manchester post-game, no thought of fans. 4/8
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A few people have asked, so for anyone still looking for Cup Final tickets, there'll be a further ticket release of any cancellations/returns and this will take place at 10am on Wednesday 22nd May for any previously eligible fans.
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