#CORPSE
: "I don't stream... I get a lot on anxiety when I stream & it just wasn't ever a pleasant experience & it never got better... Every stream I would be shaking the whole time... I was like, I don't really think I enjoy doing this, but I like being on other people's streams"
#RAE
: "... You have to remember that Corpse is a music artist, okay; he is not a streamer; he is busy doing other things like creating art, okay. He's busy, man's busy, he's busy, man. You guys have to be patient."
#RAE
: "Corpse, Friday, his song, be sure to pre-save now... It's been a long time, this song has been taking forever, but now finally on Friday, be sure to pre-save POLTERGEIST! It's gonna be my new work out song."
VALKYRAE SAYS PRE-SAVE POLTERGEIST!
"oh my god, i'm so sorry. are you ok, ma'am?"
"no, you just hit me"
"wait a minute, gigi?"
"yeah?"
"yo, 'sup dude. i would apologize, but you don't like my sister, so i'm giving middle finger"
"who's your sister?"
"ray mond"
"the crazy thing is, the twin thing really ended up happening... we just had similar storylines—with different people, slightly different situations—but a lot of the themes were similar"
‼️LOST RUNAWAY DOG‼️
5 year old male Shiba Inu named Mika, owned by Rachel "Valkyrae" Hofstetter
APPEARANCE: White with tan ears and brown nose
PERSONALITY: Anxious & timid
MICROCHIP: Unknown
PLEASE ATTEMPT TO CONTACT VALKYRAE'S TEAM IF FOUND
"chang gang. the clowns. relationship rp. gang life. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. then, everything changed when chatterbox made ray mond make a choice. only the erpril could save her, but when ray mond needed her most, she vanished."
"i am a content god; my plan went perfect, by the way. i'm so freaking good at roleplay; i don't give a fuck what anyone says"
💬: "chat is so invested"
RAE: "bro, i'm invested"
"hello, a pocket"
"hey, cups"
"um, it's ray. ray mond"
"queen cups"
"ok.. oh, alright, ok. so everyone just calls me "cups""
"yeah"
"oh"
"queen"
"oh, wow, thank you?"
🗨: "VALKYRAE OFF STREAM AGAIN"
LESLIE: "Stop saying stupid shit like [that], she streamed all day, let her chill, she tired. I've been seeing so much of that weird shit lately, like people feeling entitled to her time, that's so weird."
"you heard me? i'll be your father-in-law; you gotta do as i say you little shit"
"wait, did you adopt-"
"not yet, when she gets back"
"really?"
"yeah"
"oh boy, i guess i- ok, when you're not busy, you gotta call me, alright?"
"you know what, chatterbox, i'm gonna say no"
"vinny, vinny, please! vinny, please!"
"i'm gonna make sure he says no, chatterbox"
"you know what, zolo, you gotta let it go, man; just because you're jealous a clown can do better"
"yuck you, chatterbox"
"i know ray, i met her today, she seems nice"
"what do you mean you met her? whatchu talking about?"
"she was asking to go upstairs & i told her she couldn't, then later she could"
"you better not be looking at my queen, man..."
"yeah, cups threw her first clown meeting; she did really well, i'm sure she tells you about it"
"cups threw a meeting?"
"yeah, she had a queen meeting... she answered as much as she could, & she actually stopped the bubumca war. she called dundee herself & stopped it"
"ok, now i'm uncomfortable. she's really fit in well, hasn't she? it's kinda creepy"
"the first day i hung out with her, i knew right away she was with it"
"tell me how ray mond's known this motherfucker for 2 fucking months; all of a sudden she's got everyone kneeling to her; she's got the clowns working for fucking cg; you're fucking buddy-buddy with them; what the fuck is going on here, curtis? am i in crazy town?!"
"me & cups got matching tattoos"
"oh my god, that's adorable; isn't that adorable?"
"& she doesn't remember"
"it's ok, sometimes we get forgetful, but you know what we don't forget? our feelings"
"well, she forgot those too"
"let it be fun for her, please, for the love of god. 'cause if you don't, you know what's going to happen, right? this her not-coming-back thing will be reality."
THIS APPLIES TO ALL HER RP SO STFU CHAT
"... i can't even, like, watch a stream because some chatters are so cringe, & it's so embarrassing... can you guys stop talking about ME & the CHARACTER in other people's chats unless it's relevant..? please stop, it's so embarrassing, stop it, i hate it so much, i hate it."
"cups has done 10x more than mini has in the last several years; she has more heart in this than most of the clowns; & she seems more like a clown than most of the clowns right now"
"well, the thing is, even if she wasn't & she was completely an asshole or useless, guess what..?"
"cups is your queen, & you will respect her"
"i didn't vote for her"
"i don't give a yuck; it ain't no vote. it's respect or you get yeeted, you understand..? i'm not doing no money run with you unless you put respect on my queen right yuckin' now"
"if i don't get this house, cups is gonna come back to town & probably tie me up & throw me in the trunk of a car & send it off to mt. chiliad"
"hasn't she already done that before?"
"yeah, what's stopping her from doing it again"
"she's said it to you guys before, and she's absolutely right. let her decide what's gonna happen with ray mond, okay, because it can't always be good because if it's always good, then it's not as entertaining."
"just view everything as an arc. everything can find it's way back or not; it's just an arc. i wanna do this 'cause i wanna know what the clowns would do, i wanna know what cg would do, i wanna know what people would do. i'm just fucking around, really"
"i do feel like i need to remind you guys that ray mond and chatterbox's relationship will never be as serious as you want it to be, okay, some of you guys are literally losing your mind."
"i called her because she wanted to know about the meeting, 'cause she's kinda dumb"
"what you say?"
"she kinda dumb"
"i told her you two are perfect for each other, 'cause you're both fuckin' stupid"
"you hate that, i'm what? pretty? i don't get it"
"yeah"
"... Chatty, come on, i feel like me making it official with you was pretty clear on how i feel about you, right..? if anything, it's a compliment..."
"this drop is very expensive; don't buy it. the next one's gonna be way, way, way cheaper... i still want to make the designs as cool as possible, but obviously i have to balance quality & customization so that it's not super expensive..."
"yeah, if she tries to leave me or try to runaway, i'll find her, & i'll kill her"
"you guys heard that, right?"
"i told that to her face; if cups ever leaves, if she runs off, i will find her & i will kill her, & then i'll kill all of you"
"we'll talk about this stuff on, like, tuesday or something"
"why not tomorrow"
"i don't wanna talk about it tomorrow"
"why not"
"i'm busy tomorrow"
"busy with what"
"stuff & things"
"what kind of stuff are you busy with"
"well, whoever it is, they're gonna find out what it means to take that mask, especially what i means to me... for years, i had to defend him from people doing that to him, the cops especially"
"no one stole my mask. cups has it"
"aww, that's so cute; you gave it to her before she left?"
"so this way she ain't alone, 'cause that's a-"
"it's sooo romantic"
"that's so freaking adorable. i didn't know chatty was romantic"
"what if she does the same thing gigi did?"
"to be clear, he's not crazy; he's an addict without his stash. hiccups is his addiction, & he's without it, so let's all be very clear. he's going through withdrawal right now; he is shaking, he is substituting his stash, he is turning on his friends..."
"i heard he has a girlfriend now"
"oh hell, that motherfucker 'bout in love"
"i mean, good for him; she's super pretty"
"yeah, she's sweet. she's nuttier than squirrel shit, but she's cool"
"i saw you guys in love; you almost murdered him in the er. you almost beat the shit out of him with a wrench"
"that don't sound like love to me"
"for clowns, literally, that's love; that's the greatest show of love"