Notorious Henrie🇰🇪
@NotoriousHenrie
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Gas imeisha, mlisema Sossi mbichi na uji baridi sio mbaya sana, sindio?😂
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"Mom amesema umwekee unga hapa kwa kasuku atarudisha akipata" was the hardest message to deliver 🥺
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@ZwebackHD
They dissalowed Fenerbahçe’s goal without looking at the VAR which was clearly onside!
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Mbogi yangu yote wenye tuliingia 2K pamoja saa hii naona washaa fika 5K,.. mnifollow pia nafollow back
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Kama uko Nairobi Pangani na unataka kazi ya supermarket, payment 50k per month nitumie number yako nikupigie uniambie kama ushawahi niona Nairobi.
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Huyu wa sahii anajua blunt ni kisu yenye si sharp msinirogee😂😂
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After kumaliza tu bangi hivi ilibidi nijipige finger kwa matako ju polisi wangeninusa vidole
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What makes someone look older than their age?
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@UtdEIIis
I am a Manchester united fan, I watch other games and Cole palmer is super talented player
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Between bangi na fuliza gani more addictive kwa comrades?
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Like for Morara Kebaso.
Repost for Fred Matiang'i.
We need them.
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Ata wewe kuja Nairobi uone kaa utatuma pesa nyumbani.🤣
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Madem hudhani wao pekee yao ndio hutaka watu wako na pesa nawahurumia
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Unauliza njia za kutafuta pesa na ukiambiwa ukue ready kuhama kila wiki unakataa
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Sahii manzi yako ashaa ulizwa kama atakuwa free kesho jioni, na amesema atakuwa free na wewe uko tu kejani ukisema London is blue
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Vijana tuliachia Stevo Simple boy mihadarati vile alikuwa anataka😂😂
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Ni character mgani wa Bible unaona kama alikuwa Mkenya😂
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Ushago shops are so funny. Unaeza itana 30 minutes kumbe shopkeeper ako kwake anakamua ng'ombe na hawezi toka mpaka amalize😂😂
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Mtu kama Khalif Kairo anafaa atulete chopper kama mbili kesho tuingie hio Parliament kama Jeshi ya Airforce bana
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Nimejiita brief meeting with myself nikafika late akili ikajam😂😂💔
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Dad typing...ebu funza mama yako doggy style hajui 😂😂
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Ukiachwa na mpoa hio feeling hukukujia ukiosha vyombo unaanza kuongelesha sahani na vikombe😂😂💔💀
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Tumebaki mtu mmoja tuingie 32 Million sojas, mnifollow I follow back
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Ufala ni kupika chai ikuwe moto alafu tena mnaipoesha ikuwe baridi
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What is the first sign that a relationship will not work?
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Bare minimum niggas ndio wanataka jersey, fuck jersey mimi nataka gari mamaa
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Yaani gas ilikula kiapo haitawahi isha mchana😭💔!?!?!?
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Kupigwa heartbreak sio shida, shida ni ikifika usiku hiyo kitu ni kama haipendi giza
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Nimefanya ujinga mingi lakini kujifunga towel nikienda bafu, hio nilikataa🚮🚮🚮
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Unapea mtu keja adinye manzi yake alafu ukirudi unapata walipika ugali mayai
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Usiogope kunifollow or ask for a follow back 😊✊🏽
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Calling yourself ugly nigga is fun until someone agrees
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Unaenda kuficha avocado yako mahali unapata zingine mbili zimefichwa hapo 😂😂
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Mi nayo sitakataa kuenjoy maisha ati kwa sababu niko na deni yako😂
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Ugly niggas adi sai wazazi hawajatupigia simu kuuliza kama tuko safe, wanajua we are the danger
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Uko pale kwa aunty yako ukiwatch movie alafu katoto ka 5 years kanakuambia rudisha cartoon ama urudi kwenu.
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Bro we endelea kununulia madem pombe na wazazi home wanaenda choo na vitabu zako za highschool 😂😂💔
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Mwanaume kamili anafaa aende round ngapi time ya mechi?
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Nguo nitavaa mtumba lakini kiatu lazima nivae rent yako
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Jana nililala pekee yangu alafu leo naamka na njaa
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@JenniferTilly
I don’t know what else fans could have done. We really really tried for this fourth season. I’m sad. For Nica, for the trio, etc. Fans deserve a 4th season, we really do.
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Nimekumbuka kwetu tunashare bafu, ikabidi nijiamshe tu😂
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@iamjuddah
Wakimalizana na Airport wanataka kuuza stadium, so long as ruto is the president this country will continue to suffer
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Former classmates posting their cute children, making us look like losers
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Usiwahi pima maji ya ugali kulingana na njaa uko nayo😂
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Hata kazi haifanyiki unafanya 3 slides, unarudi twitter upiganie nchi😂
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Dem kienyeji nayo hata ameze P2 moto yenye imetoka kwa company sahio bado atashika mimba😂, hao madem hukuwa fertile ajab😂😂😂
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Fresher mwingine ameshakulwa na bado mzazi hajafika home
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Hello guys, support my hustle 🙏. Nauza kuku online. Unatuma dooh, napea kuku direction
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Unateseka na mapenzi na labda soulmate wako alikwama Kwa CD😂😂💀
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Who is best in doing investigation?
Like for Aoko Retweet for DCI
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Sikuizi nang'ang'ana nikule atleast mara mbili kwa siku ju huku wameanza fununu ati niko na ukimwi
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Mkimaliza mechi alafu akuambie usitoe mjulus inamaanisha nini?
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Bei ya chapati huku haipandi lakini size mtu wangu, ni kama tunanunua sacraments buana. Ju sasa hizi ni nini shually 💔😂
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Wakati Isaac Newton walikuwa wanainvent gravity wahenga wetu walikuwa busy wakinusa mavi...eti "mavi ya kale hayanuki..."😂😂
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What is the worst thing you have done after being cheated on in a relationship??
Thread👇
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Ushai notice before ulale lazima ujifanye umelala ndio kulala idhani umelala alafu ulale
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Leo nimeinua pillow nikapata 10 bob...kumbe am not poor in bed😂😂😂
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Huyu fresher ako line ya admission ameona Lec akaficha simu
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Can you allow your partner to cheat on you with a rich person if it will benefit you🤔
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Heri njaa iko campus, ile kazi iko nyumbani ata waisraeli hawakuteseka hivi wakiwa misri😂😂💔
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@MoraraKebasoSnr
This government is so cruel for sure..why do that for someone who is struggling to make a living because of your stupid leadership..
#JusticeForBruce
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Bachelors hatujajua tunakula nini for supper, we have until midnight to decide
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Leo msipoenda state house mtakujiwa one by one, Ruto back to Sugoi and Hanifa back to Somalia
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Hakuna watu hupretend wako sawa kama watu wameachwa💔😂🚮
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Sahii continuing students wanazunguka hostels za mafreshers kama mbwa iko na njaa😂😂
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Huwa unatembea na silaha gani Incase noma itokeee ikupate prepared?
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Huwa mnakulana na CD to prevent HIV right...but ukijua dem ako na HIV unaeza mkula na CD😂💔🙌?
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Fresha wanahesabu 1 month waende kumeet handsome guys waliambiwa na mode wa maths 😂
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Forget about clothes, people even judge you for the number of sheets you take in an exam
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Nimeuliza mama mboga kama anaweza niletea mboga kwa nyumba akaniambia ananyesha
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Namalizia kupika na ndio unabisha mlango. Kwani hutaki kufunguliwa 🤣
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@polo_kimanii
Take 23 hours to fear women and another 1 hour to fear those who don't fear women buana 😂😂😂
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Ukiwa na dem mrembo na huna pesa watu hudhani nyinyi ni relatives 😂💔
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Kuachwa na mmama unaskianga ni kama umefutwa kazi😭😭
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