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@Nothando0o

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@Nothando0o
NakshiMrembo_
24 days
I sure damn fuck better live long enough to look back at these days and laugh
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4 years
And governors?
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
Watu wa amapiano mnaona chenye mmefanya?
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
I really pray my small hustle shikas niomoke 🙏
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
I know my ass claps better than your comebacks for sure
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
Blacklist has to be the most successful series that has prospered without sex scenes and creeped on love stories for plot
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@Nothando0o
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2 years
greatest fear ni mnasemanga hivi alafu mkuje kuanikana watu huku ati wako broke😭
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2 years
Nikikuita out we tokea tu…mambo ya “ooh i dont have money oooh sijui transport” wachana nayo …i gatchu😭
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@Nothando0o
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5 years
When my man who’s not my man hugs me and puts his hands Almost near my ass😭
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
Wanaume ukiwatolea bodyshaming na marriage hawana content haha
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
This could be us but y’all wanna go back to restaurants
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4 years
Dan Vietnam berhasil. Luar biasa.
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@Nothando0o
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5 years
Nani ako free aninyonge leo?
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@Nothando0o
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5 years
A nigga without my number
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@Nothando0o
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3 years
Sasa mayai saba ni Kitu ya kugombanisha mtu?
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@Nothando0o
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5 years
A girl baby>>>Jaber>>>Babygirl Luo men 🤝 Nyadhi Luo men 🤝 ja chien maduong When the devil can’t reach you he sends a Luo man
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
Lakini why would you be friends w your ex?
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@Nothando0o
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2 years
Can we stop recording people who are just tryna have fun?
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
First thing I’ll do when I move out is cook naked
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
Am I the only one who realizes that I was harassed/treated like shit laaaaaaater? like it doesn’t click in me when it’s happening or when what happened is still recent
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
Sending love and hugs to wenye wananuka moshi❤️
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@Nothando0o
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3 years
Stop whatever you’re doing and say a small prayer for Sheila Please Thanks ❤️
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@Nothando0o
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5 years
Form two girl stabs rapist in self defense 🙂
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Form Two girl stabs man to death #16Days
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@Nothando0o
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5 years
Turning your lingerie into a bodysuit because no one’s hitting>>>>
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯manifesting a new phone and money 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
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@Nothando0o
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Seeing your agemates get burried is like you standing outside your own funeral
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@Nothando0o
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5 years
Lmao na btw kama sina pesa huwezi nitoa nikuje kukuona for shit😂heri ata nikuambie “Niko na fam function” and I stopped that lying ass behavior bc kama sina pesa,sina pesa Normalize not stretching yourself when you don’t have money,save yourself the hustle😚
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@Nothando0o
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5 years
Food without pilipili is almost as good as flat
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@Nothando0o
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5 years
Why tf is Chris Kaiga underrated?😭
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5 years
Idk why niggas these days gas stupidity
@PrinceJohntv3
Prince John Kenya
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Vitu zingine hapa si za kila mtu Lol 😂😂😂
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@Nothando0o
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3 years
Ellie Goulding’s Burn was a massive bop 😭take me back
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5 years
No matter how intense it gets just don’t spit in my mouth,Nitakuua mimi🙂
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cuks 🍀 #RutoMustGo
5 years
Normalize spitting during kissing.
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
But like why would you hit on me and my sister at the same time? Huskii thithi?
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@Nothando0o
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2 years
hahaha woi y’all do too much to prove you have rich boyfriends i cant😂😂😂😂
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@Nothando0o
NakshiMrembo_
5 years
I caught my lil bro watching a travel vlog to Tanzania,nikamuliza Kwanini unawatch😂akaniambia you don’t need money to travel😂”Amevisit” 5 countries already I have to stan🐐
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@Nothando0o
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TW! I’ve just received a rapist alert by afya centre boda riders 💔 They take advantage of this curfew by using “alternate routes” to avoid cops and roadblocks They threaten,then do what they do and leave the girls stranded my girlies please be careful,stay safe
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@Nothando0o
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Guys I think we need to take our education to Facebook too That’s where the most illiterate boomers are @Osama_otero @JoyJMurraya
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My mom opened one Of those moan videos from Facebook and I-😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
Babes who love to slow whine on the ninio
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Fafa Mukuru
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Who does Kranium make music for?
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
I love it when we Dj Evolve Babu Ofuckwino to death
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@Nothando0o
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2 years
If you don't fry your mukimo with some spring onions as a final step you're doing it wrong
@MrBlackOG
Mr Black⁛
2 years
What Kenyan food opinion will have you like this
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
Anyways only 7k was raised
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@Nothando0o
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I wanna make out for like 96 hours straight
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@Nothando0o
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Our girl Lori made it out without a pregnancy😂 I knew she’d break him Queen shit 🐐
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
Can we also talk about how authoritative and stupid the prefects were? Like surely all of us were kids and some things were very unnecessary
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AliceNgangaYouRaggedyAssBitch
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Can we talk about how Highschool teachers weren't punishing us to teach us better but just to show us that they have power over us by humiliating us?
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@Nothando0o
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I’ve shed a tear This can’t be my country #rejectthefinancebill2024
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5 years
Nilikunyima wewe,tulia
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@Nothando0o
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4 years
My mom told me that earlier this year she had to sell her gold chain and ring to make ends meet for me and my bro And I swear to God under this sun,this woman will live a good life at my expense
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@Nothando0o
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Small small kesho ako kwa highlights za Edgar
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3 years
I hope the mom who was rocking her baby in the ambulance trying to get to hospital is okay.That her and her baby are okay
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@Nothando0o
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Guyss, Shad is still MISSING!!! @DCI_Kenya WHERE IS SHAD @WilliamsRuto WHERE IS SHAD @rigathi WHERE IS SHAD @NPSOfficial_KE WHERE IS SHAD @IG_NPS WHERE IS SHAD @OleItumbi WHERE IS SHAD @UKinKenya @USEmbassyKenya #FreeShad #RejectFinanceBill2024 #TotalShutdownKE
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4 years
Haha babes who listen to Jhené think they have a kacute toxic personality trait😂
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4 years
Pls understand that when I say men are ugly and trash I’m not talking about past relationship experiences tf I’m talking femicide,abuse,violence,rape and misogyny
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@Nothando0o
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he was found in a morgue May his soul rest in peace 🕊 thank you for your help🫶🏽
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Nyinyi wote buana Fuck you
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
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RONGAI SHOOTING: President Ruto says Kennedy Onyango,12, was not killed by police, but a criminal who snatched a gun from an officer and started shooting indiscriminately.
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@Nothando0o
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My ass bigger than your music career Sit down be humble
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Kubeba leather jacket as you start your day on Friday just in case>>>>
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@Nothando0o
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Men themselves are literally not talking about it but no,women should do it for you 🙂 Y’all wanna make the bare minimum of even getting justice look like it’s a competition
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@Nothando0o
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Mimi ata tukivurugana siwezi leta “you know who my father is?” To the fight Hatuna uwezo buana😂😂
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@Nothando0o
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It’s fucking inappropriate to tell people that are dealing with loss that God has a better plan for them
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Ok hear me out Making out>>>>>sex
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Anyways Sharon Mwikali is a thief Trust her with your moneys and custom designs at your own risk
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@Nothando0o
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Nimekumbuka passion juwiss ya klabu and I’m weeping vehemently 😭
Ushaikunywa juice tamu mpaka unaogopa iishe? 😂
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@Nothando0o
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as long as nimeona ngong racecourse as the venue for an event?im automatically cancelling
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vile nakaa mrembo huwezi dhani niko na 3 figures kwa account
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Made my first six figures at 21🥳
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I WANNA BE A WIFE ❤️😍 but I want to be a happy wife. A submissive wife. A cooking wife.A loving wife . A sexy wife. A peaceful wife. A secure wife. A comfortable and safe wife. I want to be a honorable wife to a honorable,ambitious, hardworking , LOYAL , loving husband
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@Nothando0o
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Going for a vacation to just sleep and drink 24/7 with no activities is valid,idc what yall say
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Carry On.
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What’s a travel opinion that will have you in a position like this?
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How can I post a voice note on twitter?😂
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Everyone in the comments sayin she’s grown and Kuma ni yake>>>>>>>>>>>>
@Jo_Kimoney
Madam
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Huyu @JoyJMurraya anataka kukula kila Boy kwa TL venye watu wanakula fish za Osumo😂😂😂 girl ur hoe is showing, Jiheshimu madam😂
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3 years
I really really love making out
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4 years
Haha I’ll never get this “mind your tax bracket” thing,tax bracket unaongelea ni yako ama ya Mzazi?
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@Nothando0o
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5 years
😂niggas really don’t foreplay yuck Small small mwah ashawhip Equipment 😭
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AliceNgangaYouRaggedyAssBitch
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Kissing is an art😍 And, in my opinion, one of the best forms of foreplay💯
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Watching a scary movie so you can hide under the cover and suck his D>>>>>>>>>>>>
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I love dark humor But rape and mental health jokes will forever not be funny
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this idea of signing NDA’s ndiyo relationship ikiisha mnyamaze wote is a good idea fr
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Mbona unikatie na Uko campus? Soma bro
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Anyways mtu anafile nil returns kra asikuambie shit kuhusu “tax bracket” I rest my case now 😂
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@Nothando0o
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How Njugush uses his platform to convey his message>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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4 years
Nipeeni haga zenu mimi Sitapull screenshots,sitasema🥺
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@Nothando0o
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3 years
End all forms of GBV Nothing justifies GBV Stop killing men and women
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4 years
TL asleep? Future is overrated and trash
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Niggas really think they have the power to strip someone off their value bc they stuck their D in P😂😂😂😂lmaooo🤡😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 2 grown people consent to sex and it’s the babe who takes an L bc she’s considered cheap? Make me understand pls
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I wanna make out and cuddle all day
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