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Avid Propagandist, NATO Proxy fighter, Canadian Imperialist. And yes, everything in here is to piss you off 22. he/him. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡±πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡±πŸ‡»πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ώ

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Joined February 2023
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I'm losing my mind but not in the "stress and uncertainty" way but rather in the "I've stumbled accross an unexplainable Lovecraftian horror" way.
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@saltysauerkraut Absolute lies. The ministry of truth has repeatedly stated that this conspiracy is false and unpatriotic.
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@_mx_ae_ @ShitpostGate Using the bayonettes on each rifle you could stick them together and it was impossible to unstick them.
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@KamepinUa To be fair, I think that's kinda what he wants. I'm pretty sure he wants to retire from politics after his presidency ends.
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@Anthrax_In_UK The Super Earth ministry of truth has repeatedly confirmed the automaton threat has been dealt with and there is nothing to worry about. The Helldiver corps is winning on all fronts. Cease your dissident fearmongering.
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@realMax0r You wouldn't leak information that would damage the war effort and trooper morale would you? You know thought crimes can kill max, shouldn't you chat with your democracy officer first?.
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@habitualasshole On todays episode of people hating Ukrainian culture because they can't get over the fact the USSR was a failed state.
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@Nivamp1984 Pro-Palestinians not attack Pro-Ukrainians challenge: *IMPOSSIBLE*.
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@saltysauerkraut Exactly. Super Earth never has and never will lie to those who fight for it.
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@Bolverk15 Literally sending in an engineer with schizophrenia and depression against 3 experianced fighters, one of which is the literal manifestion of the devils rage. Yeah I think Isaac has this guys.
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@BadSocialisms One day people will realize the military likes giving their things cool names and symbols. One day.
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@Echinatoe There comes in a point in your life where you need to mature a realize bugs aren't scary.
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@MuricanEv "We're losing the war so why should we apologize for our war crimes?".Ah yes. Truely only a logic used by the moral and just.
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@GDebatta You're getting rightfully clowned on for ignoring the Ukrainians in the red army, but you should not forget that traitors came from ALL nations. Collaberators came from Russia, Belarus, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, America, Arabia, India, Britain, and many more places.
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@Bolverk15 The biggest irony is the wreck of Terror was found in a place called Terror bay.
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@revhowardarson Some things will always be timeless
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@StrategicTrends Hey man the hole still stops bullets. Not everyone gets a fancy multi million dollar we machine.
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@Anthrax_In_UK FAF-14 Spear guided by the light of Allah (infrared homing warhead).
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@habitualasshole Sorry what about my statement was wrong? Is the USSR still around today? I know Canada is.
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@SR_Planespotter I swear the russians are only a few drinks away from claiming they intercepted fucking NGAD.
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@WaffleusRex "I'm not offended! I'm just bringing up a conflict that happened 150 years later on another continent because they're totally related. I don't care if I'm defending fascism I'm owning the libs!".
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@Xaniken You need to throw it like a spear though. Gives you better aim and (more importantly) makes you look more badass.
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@FrenlyFrenchBoi This is far funnier without the quote tweet
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@PunishedGramsci What's racist? The Iran-Iraq border is mainly desert, and Operation Desert Storm obliterated the Iraqi army within the opening weeks
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@jeremymstamper @TheIOGuy A soldier remains a human. A person who has to deal with stress and boredem like any other person at any other job. Denying soldiers the basic ability to joke and dance is going to drastically decrease their ability to stay focused and commited. Not rocket science.
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@ksc1m0ne Wrong. We should give this square to the United Kingdom
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@Rimmy_Downunder If you had told me back in Feb '22 that Ukraine was only going to lose Kherson (and then later retake it) and go on the offensive into Belgorod with its own proxies, I'd have laughed my ass off. Yet here we bloody are.
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@vodk_anon Don't forget the NASA F-15s. We should have just NASA fight the Houthis in Yemen. That would be more fair
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@Nivamp1984 Bull. If you didn't mean ill towards Ukrainians you wouldn't have brought them into this.
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@reshetz Inside of Macron, there are two French leaders. One is Napoleon, the other is Petain.
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@Bolverk15 2 Albanians and a Greek walk into a bar. .
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@AlbertSzpeer You love to see cultural unity between East Europeans.
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@KamepinUa What's more wild is the fact Zalazhnyi is running off pure glory right now. Dude doesn't have a party, I don't think he's even talked about running for president.
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@Captain_Fubar "We have destroyed a single T-90A! Please ignore the fact a lone BMP-3 was able to defeat 2 M1A1s last month with just its autocannon".
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@saltysauerkraut No I'm just trying to find the fog demon. He owes me money.
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@Anthrax_In_UK "Everything is going smoothly and according to plan".-Mark Milley, in a video press conferance from his Alaskan bunker.
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@RaiderLegion Bro got the taliban experiance.
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@Jackson61689330 What the hell I'm a leftist now?.
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@qiqikinnie 500 has got to be the lowest of the low balls. There were propably 500 children killed in Mariupol alone.
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@RevAus199 The standard of living was so high they had to build a wall in Berlin to keep it from spilling out into the West. A wall with barbed wire and armed guards.
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@ArthurClar16660 @Kurisu__99 @acisturntdown The Barbary war was. decolonization?.Are you high dude?.
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@Anthrax_In_UK "All units, be advised, the big ones can jump really fucking far, over.".
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@ksc1m0ne Yes. In fact the first game was (loosely) based on it.
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@AnimarchyYT Islamic terror group budget:.Rocket attacks: 40%.Drones: 20%.Propaganda videos: 30%.Officer corp salary: 10%.Training: 0%.Maintainance: about 3$.Critical infastructure: a dead goat and 2 rocks.
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@SaltyFrenchBoi Me when I shoot down 7 of my own attack helicopters and draw the whole worlds attention just to move 25,000 men along the front.
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@StrategicTrends The masculine urge to construct a vast defensive network using only a shovel and back breaking labour.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 I rest my case
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@ksc1m0ne Ah yes the culteral differences between Italians and Ukrainians is surely the same as Californian Americans and New England Americans.
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@fltchrr @im_not_bi Won't that involve them working though?.
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@The_Ops_Room Least insane Gripen pilot.
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@vodk_anon "The Azovstal Redemption" has no right looking as sick as it does. Also the photos of the first strike on the Kerch Strait Bridge are very memorable
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@Steve_Boer1865 Yall are never getting over losing the civil war are you?.
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@TerribleMaps Big Ukraine is BACK.
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@The_sigma_fem Wonder if he's still rich?.
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@jackrei89444673 @psych0kn0t_ Iraqi forces retreated from Kuwait were hit by USAF on the highway. A lot of people call this a warcrime because it's full of civilian vehicles, but those were actually just stolen and looted from Kuwait and being driven by Iraqi soldiers.
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@ShitpostGate It's Darth Gaul.
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@strike_dr It should be 2 trillion tbh. Best aircraft ever made, no commie flying shitbox can compete.
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@Darsam12_ Tell us you don't know anything about the soviet Afghan war without telling us.
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@RevAus199 So let me get this right, the East had a better standard of living, but was without thousands of comodities that were commonplace in the West, and also the Berlin wall was pointless and didn't do anything?. Do you see why this sounds just a little bit silly?.
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@JustAPenguin_01 Swear to fuck it's like Hamas opened a portal to the corner in hell specifically made for the SS.
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@Glowfizz @TheBattlecock Something that explodes if you shoot it. They shot it cause it explodes. I don't have any more answers than that.
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@Captain_Fubar Yes sir glory to the M2A2 Bradley Fighting Vehicle🫑.
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@SaltyFrenchBoi New item on bucket list: Take nap in B-2 Spirit air intake while airforce isn't looking.
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@ExtremistLs From the river to the sea there will be an uninhabitable radioactive crater I guess.
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@Nobbie_OCs Bro is living the dream.
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@NatalieRevolts So wait why doesn't the free housing, healthcare, and leisure actually produce any light? Do you think capitalists just operate massive searchlights for no reason? Or do North Koreans just have superior socialist night vision.
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@RevAus199 If crossing was such a non issue why would they build a wall then? And further more, what was this mystery commodity that the West offered? What was so good that the East didn't have that made all those people run out the second the wall came down?.
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@LilithLovett I think it's a universal thing tbh.
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Mf'ers will say shit like this and then geniunely believe Donetsk Oblast voted 99.2% to join russia.
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@KareemRifai "Why hasn't russia lost, didn't they repeatedly say russia will collapse any day now?" Says the man who repeatedly said Ukraine will collapse any day now for 6 months straight, with absolutly zero self reflection.
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@MaosGardener Ah yeah sorry my bad. I can't believe I thought the ethnonationalist authoritarian islamic terrorists were fascist. I guess you can do literally all the things the SS did and not be a fascist.
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@nykyt0sha North American is the best btw. Has a grounding conductor for safety and can give 120 or 240 volts if needed.
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@KareemRifai Serbia is geniunely shocking tbh.
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@Inhumansoflate1 Geniune question, how is modern communisn helped by denying genocide and defending dictatorships that no longer exist? Like what's the gain here?.
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@visegrad24 If the tank survives the war they should give it back to him. It's only fair.
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@HegelwCrmCheese "Sub-optimal".
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@SpaghettiKozak Don't make me tap the fucking sign again
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@Monoro10 What actual fucking copium is this?.
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@2Russophobic4u Pro palestinians are desperatly trying to get worse optics than russians I swear man.
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@Rimmy_Downunder @martincitopants Why are you two looking at my like I got a C+ on my report card.
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@FrenlyFrenchBoi Hellbomb, 380, orbital laser, or affix bayonets.
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@eugencro Shoutout to Estonia for changing to the right team lol.
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@krus_chiki Somehow the Donbas accent will get even worse.
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@vodk_anon Real talk Ghosts did it better. Not everyone remembers the Fort Santa Monica 30 foot tall wall.
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@vodk_anon You heard the fuck outta me
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