@sweatystartup Anyone who has ever cold called knows what a dumb bitch you are. Who’s answering your calls today pussy ??

@PMahomes You Uber?

@FutureJurvetson Awesome post and I learned a ton in the comments. My question, does altering these events to avoid earth carry any consequences when it comes to orbits? Does moving one asteroid out of its normal path change the general pattern of the belt?

@kanyewest “Me and John Mayer” lol

@kanyewest If you’re white and get called “honky” just understand you made it

@munchieg195 @AdamSchefter “What we been knew” can someone translate because I don’t speak Amscot

@tonytellez Tell whoever is force feeding you to please stop. Won’t be any food left on earth

@BubbaWallace Is this the guy that put a noose in your garage?

RT @OleGriersy: Patrick Mahomes, whose brother is a sexual assaulter, father is a serial drunk driver, and wife is mildly off putting gets…

@SeattleONTap Who cares

@BfloFanatics Run the ball.

@charlieo_conn Thank god you let us know. Not sure I would have made it through the game if I didn’t have those hard hitting tweets without a forewarning

@barstoolsports Oversized windbreaker is still no match for that guy. Respect

@jimrome Chrissy.

@espn How much??

@HockeySeanie @J_Swish24 Liberal doormat is talking about hockey. Jesus, please come back and get rid of these people

@WFLA @GrmmrShrff

@samknotty @Ghost_From1776 @KayeSteinsapir @Michal_Mac None of those houses in the video show a house “still standing.” If it is, asking strangers online to risk their life to rescue a cat she abandoned perfectly sums up California though

@RealCaloJones @goinggodward Spit it out junior

@spittinchiclets Tampa. Don’t let logic get in the way.