(Not)Clay
@NotClay8
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Stand up comedian, but only if you laugh.
Detroit, MI
Joined December 2023
Get from under that table stupid, them grapes not help you find that 6'3 nigga in a hell cat. The 5'6 nigga named Rick who work at rocket mortgage gon treat you like a queen but you think the real world is a city girls video. So what Rick drive a Malibu.
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I’m a keep it a bean, Aaliyah daughter wouldn’t look like this.
Jaguar Wright already teamed up with Aaliyah's alleged daughter, Lagena Gold.
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2 fat niggas telling each other “EXACTLY!”.
Babyface Ray & Peezy said don’t worry about how much weight they gain 😂💯
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Only a matter of time before some woke mf say I hate darkskin women.
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I NEED to know who ppl are voting for this election lol. It’s a clear indicator of the type of human you are. This nigga is crazy.
Trump: These lights are so bright in my eyes I can't see people. I can only see the Black ones. I can't see any white ones. That's how far I've come. That's a long way isn't it?
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His issue for his homies are very valid & you niggas trying to run some stupid macho man shit calling him soft or sassy look like a clown.
I just blocked and deaded friendships with 4 of my "homeboys". I had back surgery literally a whole month ago and not one of those niggas checked on your boy. I ain't say shit, I just blocked and let it be what it is. Niggas wasn't my real friends.
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Some things should stay in the photos app, ya know. For you and your lover to go back n laugh at or w e. Cuz nobody wanna see a sweaty ass Timon & Pumba post fuck. I promise.
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This bitch a wake your whole block up.😭😭😭😭😭.
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@LisforLaice Lmao hell nah. The COMPLETE opposite. It starts to cause blockages in your stomach & fuck with your digestive system. Which causes that belly.
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Profile pic is neck up, media tab is all neck up, pinned tweet is neck up. Pot meet kettle.
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Niggas do not know how to be good people or good friends and "nigga" is very gender neutral here.
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Don’t nobody need an ar nigga lmao.
I’m glad that nigga Trump won. Cause Kamala was out her mind talking about she gone confiscate people ARs. Muh fuckas worked hard to purchase those firearms she thought she was gone become president and take them. She thought this was gone be a dictatorship.
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So excited about what will be my new personal training space. I’ve always wanted a blank canvas & I finally got it. Start cleaning the space out today & plan to be up & running by January. Watch this.🥳
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I don’t know how this nigga can sit up and smile next to his daughters knowing wtf he was doing to women, man hang this nigga.
All of Diddy’s children have surrendered their passports to ensure that they have no plans of running 😭
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Got my mom’s a 9k contract at my job for 3 months of work. This shit on the floo! .I feel amazing. So happy for my girl. I’m bouta have her do a money spread pic, don’t worry.
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My nigga, when that right to bare arms shit was written niggas was using muskets that took 30 minutes to reload not a draco or an AR.
I FEEL THE MEDIA CONVINCED YOU ALL TO THINK THIS WAY DOG! This a free country ain’t it? We got the right to bear arms don’t we? Oh that’s what I thought.
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One thing I hope that niggas stop doing is dick sucking the Chaldean liquor store owner and taking pics with them behind the counter.
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I'm down at this youth skilled traded competition & seeing so many young black boys & girls doing masonry, carpentry, & other skilled trades is amazing.
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gay niggas didn't even drop til bout '04.
Why don't I see Freaknik stories from the gays that were around then??
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I think you proved everybody point with this dumb ass tweet.
It’s like we’re obsessed with telling ppl they aren’t Black enough. So much so we have a game called Black card Revoked!.God forbid you ain’t grow up watching Crooklyn, playing spades and eating chitlins 🙄.
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nigga could ALWAYS rap. ppl didn't listen to shit past old town road & this is why it's a surprise. 😭.
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That Omar tee is TOUGH! @Ziggys_Duck.
@Ziggys_Duck doesn’t get enough credit for keeping #TheWire alive on these social media platforms! Yes he’s a fan but he became family by supporting the cast over 22 yrs! We go viral everyday from him posting! LOVE U BRO! He couldn’t hold back his tears. You deserve everything
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That’s lame as hell lmao.
Nigga was digging in me and whispered in my ear "make sure to tell your Twitter about this" YO? WHAT ARE YOU? WHO SENT YOU?
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I got garnished for like 4-5 months straight earlier this year, every pay period. Why I just get a check in the mail from them mfs with damn near all that shit back & I have no clue why!🥳🎊😭.
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Hard lol.
The rejuvenated Leaf Village’s handsome devil Rock Lee! 💚 Happy Halloween 🎃
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Them kids gon be strange as hell lmao.
I believe in keeping my Black children far away from schools with predominantly Black students.
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not gon lie, every time i see a poly couple they always saying some stupid ass shit about community & energies & family. man stfu, just keep it a bean admit that y'all all some freaky frogs.
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Missing a few of the crew but this was fun. So happy & proud of them. All their steaks looked & tasted amazing & this was a lot of their first time making one!
Today at work I’m doing a cooking class with a handful of kids. They thought I was about to play with my babies. I said I need New York strip, potatoes, & asparagus. I should’ve told my job to order lobster tails too!😭.
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Just got back from the pistons training facility & I can confirm another year of ASS is otw.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.
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He was 93 man lmao.
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Real tears running down my face, this shit mean something to me!!!!
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Idc what you think of Tyler, he really is a student of HIP-HOP. It’s so mfs evident, he be rapping his ass tf off. He can out rap damn near all you niggas faves.
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Real Keith Lee hate on the TL, now his palette is limited, it was just a matter of time.😭😭😭😭😭
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Last week was eye opening & made me just appreciate my life, man. I was in NY doing comedy shows, chasing my dream. Meanwhile at home, my job is texting me telling me I get to name my position & pay for my next promotion this spring. Very grateful.
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niggas are in the comments crying like these mfs aren't super sexual deviants to women. fuck them man.
She holding her breath im crying.
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Ultimately, trying to be a good nigga has put me in more fucked up positions than being a piece of shit, lol life so funny.
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you sent dog pics UNSOLICITED the first few times. You tell him you doing a video, he ask for it, you say no. He ask why, like you ain’t already send shit unsolicited. The nigga was probably confused, he thought shit was green.😭😭😭.
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This nigga a sneaky creep.😭😭😭😭😭😭.
Jay z at Beyoncé’s 21st birthday party in Atlanta on September 4th, 2002
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this what happen when you get money, you can be who you really are deep down inside lol. they prolly both been 2 little weird asses all along but couldn't be on that cuz of their environment.
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A woman with piss poor eating habits is a fast ass way to turn me off, at this age. You thought getting a 10 piece nugget from Taco Bell was cute? Lmao ok.
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This one of them Taco Bell nuggets.
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Hand tats like this is equivalent to chest tats. Be a LADY😭.
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The internet is becoming a very scary (?) place, cause somebody can say anything & now ppl believe this when she don’t even got a daughter lol.
Keyshia Cole's daughter says she has better knees than Megan Thee Stallion 👀.
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them tin foil hats be a little TOO tight on y'all head fr.
When we gone talk about how these aren’t rocks.
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Is a bitch suppose to move on or not? Lmfao.
she got divorced exactly 2 years ago and already got knocked up by her tai chi practitioner. maybe tom brady wasn’t the bad guy.
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yea man this my type of content.😭.
Clothes are objects with irregular shapes. This is how you reduce them to very simple regular shapes with the minimum bulk volume to fit in drawers and bags. [📹 miss_m_d_s_].
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You can see the growth in certain niggas & other niggas just run to lil Yachty.
Kevin asked Q this question and this was Q response lmao any thoughts?🌚
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Camo never left. I'm so tired of white people running these pages.
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Ice Spice need to put that mic down for good & put that big ol yellow ass on somebody onlyfans.
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lmao a nigga born with a dick cosplaying as a woman beat the shit out of an actual woman and he mad cuz someone called the police? life not real.
i’m sorry i’ll never call the cops on a black trans woman. like be soooo fr.
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Seeing that he’s 31, this makes perfect sense. We use to just have fun on social media lol, all this shit a curated show now, smh.
someone found a old Duke Dennis YouTube channel where he used to just post him doing flips 😭😭
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BREAKING: State Farm, one of the biggest insurers in California, canceled hundreds of homeowners' policies last summer in Pacific Palisades—the same area which is now being ravaged by a devastating wildfire, per Newsweek.
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Jewish people wanna be oppressed so bad that they literally throw themselves into the fire. No pun.
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There’s really nothing that can steal my joy today. I see Stevie Wonder tonight my nigga, goddamn goddamn I’m a cry the whole night!🥳🥳🥳🥳.
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Glad we kept the good furniture out after company left. Imagine if they would've pulled these bitches up after the draft.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Big Meech came home and immediately got a camera crew to follow him to get some veneers. All these niggas some attention seeking hoes lol, wow.
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I was raised by a nigga with a shit load of integrity. Who wouldn’t think being a Chaldean lap dog is “status”.
Growing up this was a sign of status. You had to have some business going on with the owners to be behind that counter. You niggas never went in a store grabbed your own bottle and played your numbers? Y’all wasn’t raised by street niggas I take it?.
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Did 3 shows tonight, with the last one being the reason I came to NY, this what the promoter had to say.😤😤😤🔥
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Bruh… we need to start relying on our own brain again & less of this.
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If you watch this shit on mute you’d think he beat the case LMAO.
Quando rondo speaks on his prison sentence with ABC News Savannah: “I did the wrong thing and I’m getting punished for it so y’all should do the right thing”
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Sometime we use our brain too hard, on here.
when Warner Bros. publicly sent him a cease and desist for portraying the character, that was confirmation that something deep was already in the works.
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I realized recently that I can’t fix everybody problems & I can’t be there for everybody, every time. It has set me back tremendously, but like a phoenix, this nigga here gon always rise up onna bitch.
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Man that was SHERM BLUNT, why is this nigga playing. All them Wu niggas was smoking dust, this is well known.😭.
Ghostface Killah writing his Cuban Linx verses during schizophrenic episodes triggered by weed and diabetes explains EVERYTHING
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this ain't smoke this smog.
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He fucked you after you played a game of football? No shower? Lmao.
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This is why I proudly say I only wanna be cool with gays & woman, niggas as a whole are useless. Ngl.
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