Not Bill Walton
@NotBillWalton
Followers
125,225
Following
810
Media
1,744
Statuses
37,068
LAUGH! Contact: notbillwalton @gmail .com
A Parody Universe
Joined March 2011
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Argentina
• 767084 Tweets
Drake
• 647576 Tweets
Canadá
• 410538 Tweets
#ฟิตติ้งซีรีส์หยดฝนกลิ่นสนิม
• 264688 Tweets
PETRICHOR SERIES EL FITTING
• 233791 Tweets
seokjin
• 208594 Tweets
#loveislandusa
• 181630 Tweets
Julian
• 162360 Tweets
De Paul
• 99335 Tweets
Leah
• 93158 Tweets
Enzo
• 57592 Tweets
#にじ甲2024
• 40897 Tweets
#Dokkan9thAnniv
• 39141 Tweets
Barron
• 35628 Tweets
性別変更
• 35121 Tweets
納豆の日
• 34409 Tweets
Kaylor
• 33824 Tweets
#TheAcolyte
• 27171 Tweets
野球の時間
• 26509 Tweets
手術なし
• 24010 Tweets
Joe Hendry
• 20989 Tweets
Montiel
• 18802 Tweets
ジェイド
• 16001 Tweets
ロッキン
• 11712 Tweets
女子トイレ
• 11098 Tweets
サマソニ
• 10929 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
I stopped this account a long time ago, but...For the few people reading, here is a short story about how cool Bill Walton was. Back in 2011, in the same week, my dad died, his friend the legend Walt Hazzard died, and this account got suspended for "impersonation".
81
986
17K
Warriors fans: "YoU OnLy wOn tHe TitlE bEcauSe wE wEre iNjuRed
Rockets: Oh.
Clippers: Oh.
Spurs: Oh.
Cavs: Oh.
124
7K
28K
Indians lost. Braves lost. Redskins are getting blown out. It really is Columbus Day.
108
4K
14K
To me, Kevin Durant is like Kim Kardashian. I don't care how successful you are right now, I will ALWAYS remember what you did to get there.
189
4K
9K
This is how LeBron is going to greet Kyrie at their lockers if the trade doesn't go through
70
7K
9K
To me, Kevin Durant is like Kim Kardashian. I don't care how successful you are right now, I will ALWAYS remember what you did to get there.
94
5K
8K
To hear Bill Walton is gone today is beyond devastating. We all know what we have lost. This is about way more than basketball.
Oh, the humanity. Bill had it in spades. One last time...
Throw it down, big man, throw it DOWN.
32
298
9K
Jerry Jones and Cowboys players knelt before Anthem and were STILL booed. Thanks for proving this had nothing to do with the Anthem at all.
141
2K
4K
Packers are playing like a team that CLEARLY wants no parts of having to meet Trump after winning the Super Bowl.
50
2K
4K
...in touch with his assistant to get my account back. He was a man of his word, and I worked through a difficult time of losing my dad but at least had the humor of my account to keep me going. I have Bill Walton to thank for that. I made this account because we all loved Bill.
2
56
4K
If you watched Ray Lewis' Hall of Fame speech, you can skip church tomorrow.
40
828
3K
Damn AB had a longer career as The Masked Singer than he did with the Patriots
25
631
3K
So.. If you are wondering what Kobe Bryant is up now...Evidently he moved to Belize and became Mayor of Belmopan!
29
2K
3K
Marcus Williams' Saints teammates waiting for him at the lockers right now like...
26
2K
2K
And of course, the great Bill Walton was there. We spoke after the service. He had known my dad. I told him about the account. "That is YOU?" he smiled that bright smile. He was kind of annoyed at the account, but understood it. Without me asking, he said he would put me...
2
50
3K
The Rockets and Wizards immediately after that Russell Westbrook/John Wall trade 🤣
17
469
2K
LeBron doesn't belong in the NBA. He belongs in a separate league designed for mystical shamans, possessed wizards & God-like aliens.
23
2K
2K
Fight of the Century? That wasn't even Best Fight of the Week on World Star.
31
3K
2K
I never thought I’d say this, but Tony Romo is the best QB in the Super Bowl right now.
8
605
2K
Shocking deaths like this collectively remind us that we are all on the same journey in this delicate cocoon of life, that every moment is precious and must be cherished, and to hold our loved ones just a little bit longer. We are all family today.
#RIPKobe
8
586
2K
Demarcus Cousins: Let me get this free ring real quick
Jeremy Lin:
9
500
2K
Don’t worry, Rockets fans. You’ll still be able to see James Harden and Chris Paul in the playoffs. They’ll be running plenty of State Farm commercials.
21
541
2K
even though it was a clear parody account. Walt's memorial was very soon after he passed and I went to speak on my dad's behalf. So many greats from the NBA and UCLA were there. Many from UCLA knew my dad, and were shocked to hear he had passed as well.
2
38
2K
BREAKING: Kevin Durant announces he is joining the Atlanta Falcons
26
2K
2K
BREAKING:
@KDTrey5
to join OKC along with 17 Instagram accounts, 12 Twitter handles and 3 Tinder profiles
20
1K
2K
Leonardo DiCaprio can't lose. Which means Steph Curry will pop up from out of no where, hit a 60 footer and win the Oscar at the last second
11
2K
2K
BREAKING: Dwight Howard has already requested another trade.
189
3K
2K
Anthony Davis when he saw Jokic make that shot with soooo much time left on the clock
@NBAonTNT
10
446
2K
Both of these teams are playing like they don't want any parts of eating cold, dry, cheap hamburgers at the White House.
#SuperBowl
22
626
2K
Ask Kobe if he would do anything differently knowing his end, he'd probably joke and say "not get in that damn helicopter". But everything else would have been exactly the same. He was already living each day to the fullest. You want to honor his memory? Don't Waste. A. Second.
5
217
2K
2018 NBA All star Game Final Score:
West: 734 East: 8
16
923
2K
@realDonaldTrump
Why is the president of the free world putting out tweets with five question marks?????
103
133
1K
Austin Rivers is trending because he & his father Doc Rivers are
#2
Father/Son NBA duo.
#1
was Lebron & Delonte
http://t.co/1GDdQJcK4p
69
2K
1K
We just witnessed the best Game 7 in NBA HISTORY and Doris Burke sounds like she is talking to her accountant about her taxes.
16
776
1K
"Mr. President, let him answer! Stop interrupting!"
Trump:
15
459
1K
Alabama vs Auburn today in the Iron Bowl. This rivalry divides households so much in Alabama that many siblings have divorced because of it.
17
1K
1K
Congrats to Trump supporters on raising 2.5 MILLION dollars to
#GoFundTheWall
in only 3 days! If they keep this up they will reach that 5 BILLION that Trump wants in "only" 15 years. Way to go! Good job, good effort!
89
265
1K
We all remember the horrific Paul George injury and he is back as good as ever. Let us all hope that Gordon Hayward will do the same!
9
596
1K
This isn’t the Lakers vs. Heat. This is LeBron vs. AD in a battle for the Finals MVP.
11
277
1K
And it was at that exact moment that we all became NFC fans
12
648
1K
AJ McCarron's mom tweeted, and then deleted this during Jameis Winston's speech
http://t.co/zRbJsFvHSF
218
3K
1K
" no one ever accused me of pulling a weapon on them" - OJ
Well that's hard to do when you are DEAD
#OJSimpsonParole
11
358
1K
Floyd Mayweather is going to laugh his butt off about Ronda Rousey..once someone reads the news to him.
19
1K
1K
I had a discussion with Samsung over their LeBron app malfunctioning
http://t.co/wVhJvbx2pB
80
1K
1K
"They said Steph Curry would torch me in Game 3. That's none of my business tho"
http://t.co/ewbkvLjabo
20
2K
1K
Laker fans, on LeBron June 2003 - June 2018: We hate you, Kobe is our god, you are a bald loser, we wanted the Celtics to beat you
Laker fans, on LeBron July 2018: We love you KING! YES! LAKERS ARE BACK BABY!
22
527
1K
Tom Brady looked at that two minutes that Patrick Mahomes left him like..
9
580
1K
Michael Phelps - Aquaman. Usain Bolt - The Flash. Simone Biles - Wonder Woman. Who needs made up superheros when we have real ones?
11
868
1K
Everyone is saying
#yourefired
. Not me. I've been waiting four long years to share this GIF. Hey
@realdonaldtrump
#getthefuckout
9
284
1K
Tyronn Lue says one word, gets a T.
Draymond Green tells a ref that he had sex with his wife, and not in those words, and the ref just smiles.
24
464
1K
Space Jam 2 starring LeBron is in development. The twist is LeBron loses to the Monstars but then takes his talent to Mars and joins them.
32
2K
1K
Draymond Green has to get a huge suspension for what he did to his co worker, right? Because Ime Udoka got suspended a year for hitting someone he works with.
19
187
1K
Ezekiel Elliott ran through so many athletes so quickly that his new nickname should be Kardashian.
#CollegeFootballChampionship
26
2K
1K
Steph actually threw his mouth piece at a fan waving bye to him. If this was JR Smith he would be suspended a game.
54
1K
1K
Ebola reported in Dallas. Call Tony Romo. If he gets involved, no one else in Dallas will catch it & it'll be returned to West Africa for 6.
33
2K
1K
Russell Westbrook is alone on top of the record books! Meanwhile Kevin Durant is somewhere bringing Steph's groceries in for him.
12
635
1K
Not So Fun Fact: The Rockets are now 0-6 in the playoffs when Scott Foster refs their games the last 2 seasons. He was also voted worst ref BY FAR by all NBA players. Rockets never stood a chance.
38
542
1K
79
2K
1K
To me,
@KDTrey5
is like
@KimKardashian
. I don't care how successful you are right now, I will ALWAYS remember what you did to get there.
18
799
1K
At this point Lakers need to get Westbrook, and they need to do anything they can to get him. FAST! Trade nudes, trade a % of Staples Center, trade Magic's cure, JUST GET IT DONE, Jeanie!
31
429
1K
@KDTrey5
@CJMcCollum
It's more like you made a sex tape to become rich and famous and now want to be taken seriously. No one will ever forget what you did to be successful. You could win ten rings, but you still made a porno with Ray J!
17
122
1K
If you're more upset about Colin Kaepernick protesting than you are about WHAT Colin Kapernick is protesting then you're part of the problem
58
941
1K
27
363
1K
With all this talk about Bert & Ernie's sexual orientation, why is no one concerned with Oscar's homelessness?
21
313
1K
Pic of Justin Bieber in 2010, just like every other current Heat fan...
http://t.co/op8qzpY9lH
388
5K
1K
Steph Curry hasn't played in 5 weeks, has been in the game only 4 minutes and has already scored more points than Paul George in an elimination game 😂💩
13
281
1K
Jordan Clarkson with 0 points, 0 rebounds, 0 assists, 0 steals, 0 blocks.
I'm low key salty he makes 11.5 million a year and we have the same exact stat line.
9
401
1K
We all have many questions about Heaven. Not Alex Trebek. When he arrived today, he had all the answers. RIP to a legend.
6
152
1K
Conor told Dustin "I’m gonna send you home in a stretcher" Now he’s going home in a stretcher. Isn't that ironic, don't you think? It's like RAAAAIINNN
12
247
1K
LeBron passes to LeBron! LeBron shoots and rebound LeBron! LeBron SLAMS IT HOME! LeBron with the block and steal and 3! LEBRON LEBRON LEBRON
5
902
982