MSM teaming up like the Avengers to take out Boden. Might be time for the only potential replacement candidates to start working together, and worry about each other later…
$Kama 🤝 $Noosum
Getting rid of $Boden
gm. Just woke up to 4-digits: 1,000 Twitter followers!
Thanks to everyone that’s supported our campaign so far. We’re just getting started on this journey to replace Boden, defeat Tremp, and CTO the White House.
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420 $Noosum Twitter followers. Blaze it, fool. Seriously, light up. The devil’s lettuce is legal is California (so I can tax it excessively to fund non-binary bathrooms in elementary schools). This could be you America!
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During difficult economic times the $Noosum campaign will bring freedom in a time of struggle.
Come join us as we continue to build and kick sleepy jeo $boden out of office.
New campaign vid just dropped. Hope you all like it. Vote 4 $noosum 🇺🇸🫵
What a day for the $Noosum campaign!
Unfortunately for Boden, he looked like an 81 year old dementia patient. Fortunately for America, I looked like an absolute stud. Eloquent answers and not a hair out of place.
If it wasn’t abundantly clear before, it should be obvious now.
Yesterday, we were able to raise $1M for POTUS and Dems across the country in small, individual donations.
This team is absolutely incredible.
The outcome of this election is not something to sit back and experience. It's something to manifest.
Let's keep it up.
🚨Here's a Biden update from news headquarters. The decision has been made that the President will quit the campaign. Two reasons: Democrat internal polling says he cannot recover from the debate, and fundraising is drying up. (1/2)
#JoeBiden
The night is darkest before the dawn.
Just like everyone is saddest right after watching Boden put the finishing touches on the collapse of our late stage empire before I take over.
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Some people call this a “crime”, not me. They didn’t harm anyone. They didn’t say any mean words that hurt people’s feelings (a crime punishable by death in California). This is just wealth redistribution. Which is why no one will face any consequences for this!
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Thanks Aunt Nancy! Love you 😘
Remember that I’m her nephew and she’s the biggest fundraiser in the party when I walk across the stage to accept the nomination.
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If you are watching the presidential debate and think “Holy sh*t $Boden cannot run again…” you’re not alone! Join the $Noosum campaign today!
CA: 7YHPdtmjuEmgEA9bTWAWNSULacbjADxEKENL3XWL1RXC
Dex:
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We were all victimized by what we saw on tv last night. We must stop the terror. We must replace
@boden4pres
, defeat
@dolandtremp_sol
, and CTO the White House. Now, watch this drive…
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It’s time to end the charade. We need to hurry up, take Boden behind the wood shed, give him the Ol’ Yeller treatment, and get my campaign on the road!
Thanks for your service, Jeo 🫡 but it’s out with the old in with the $Noosum
Successful 3rd day on the $Noosum campaign trail!
Applied for
@coingecko
✅
1st CEX listing (
@CoinMoonList
) ✅
Posted dank memes ✅ ✅ ✅
Most importantly our community showed up and showed out. So excited to have you here with us on our journey to CTO the White House!
Hey $Obema when I get the Democratic nomination maybe you’d want to join the ticket as my VP? Also accepting applications for First Lady 😘
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TLDR: Boden had lunch with Kama to tell her she won’t be nominee. Boden, Noosum, Pritzker had closed door meeting about how to fundraise for Noosum. Noosum will be the nominee (why he’s campaigning “for Boden” this week).
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JUST IN:
GAVIN NEWSOM AND JB PRITZKER HAVE EXTENDED MEETING WITH JOE BIDEN AS OTHER DEM GOVERNORS LEAVE WHITE HOUSE
The Governor’s meeting at the White House just ended and several of the Democrat Governors gave a press conference on the lawn of the White House.
It’s very
Do you hear that
@kamalahorriss
@Gretch4Pres
? I am the eldest boy! Well, not older than Boden, but I think that’s the point.
$Noosum 🤝 $Gretch
Getting rid of Boden
So something not that chill happened…
Although my hair did look IMMACULATE so I will definitely continue using this product. Priorities!
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24 hour countdown until the first presidential debate.
24 hours until $Boden poops his pants on stage and my campaign really kicks off.
I am the forces of darkness. Consider yourself warned.
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Did we just become best friends,
@boden4pres
?
Just kidding. I hate you. I’m replacing you and sending you to Leisure World with the other senile people.
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🚨Wow. Nancy Pelosi still won't back Joe Biden:
MSNBC: “Does Joe Biden have your support to be the head of the Democratic ticket?”
Pelosi: “It’s up to the President to decide if he’s going to run. We’re all encouraging him to make that decision because time is running short.”
We Americans like to focus on the 4 main food groups: salt water, pilsners, patriotism, and grilled meats (not pictured).
Happy MFing 4th of July MFers.
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“Ya, so the current guy is so old he can’t speak in full sentences, stand for a debate, and probably poops his pants, so I’m definitely going to be the nominee.”
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Happy Father’s Day to my good friend, Jeo $Boden. You really knocked it out of the park with
@HunterBoden
(with all due respect). Hope that hooker is ok.
🎥 creds:
@KookCapitalLLC
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What would be more abusive of the elderly: What they’re doing to prop up Sleepy Jeo $Boden in the White House, or me dropping the MFing People’s Elbow off the top rope?
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BREAKING:
The DNC is having an emergency call with their members today as Joe Biden campaigns in New Jersey.
The emergency call comes after top Democrat donors and advisors met with
@JoeBiden
and Jill Biden last night and told Biden to step down.
Biden is attending a
He’s talking about my campaign. 8 more sleeps until $Boden falls asleep debating $Tremp and my campaign really accelerates. Slowly, then all at once.
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Now that everyone else has established his brain is not functioning, can we get this show on the road or do I really need to wait until the DNC in August to get the nomination?
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Hey, all you cool, young voters. Look at this podcast I’m doing that is by no means pandering to any potential voters in the upcoming election. Check out this sneak peak of Beast Mode and me discussing
@dolandtremp_sol
.
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We at the $Noosum campaign would like
to congratulate our fellow meme,
@TheBoysClubWolf
, on their success.
Your can-do attitude and execution have shown us what it is possible to achieve.
Perhaps there is a spot in the cabinet or even on the ticket for a wolf.
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