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@Jasmine_LaVerne
Oh my God, l thought this tiktok was an exaggeration . They really do say that😭
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l love authenticity. This lady's content is too wholesome. I pray she wins for real.
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Strathmore University strict dress code also applies to their guests ?
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@justdozi
Now everyone who loves washing dishes or cleaning is questioning their childhood, whether they actually love doing those choresnor they were conditioned to😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Guys! Look at this girl's growth. She has grown so much, stock imeongezeka, ame diversify products. This is just too wholesome. May she continue to grow🙏🏻
l love authenticity. This lady's content is too wholesome. I pray she wins for real.
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Chama yetu kuna mama alipass after amekula chama a month ago, tulikua tumedecide ku write off her debt but the husband felt bad akasema he will continue in her place. Last Saturday ni yeye alikula kuenda kwake tukapata mama mwingine wa chama ndio mama nyumba. Women are quick!
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But watu wa Strathmore walikipitia. If you can't wear your micro minis and dye your hair whatever color you want ukiwa campus uta try hizo vitu lini? Unatoka kwa strict/reserved parents & highschool unaenda strict uni then unaingia workforce. The midlife crisis will be epic😂
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"There is always someone with a bigger smile" 😂😂😂😂😂😂aah!
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If you were raised in luhya or Luo household you know what has transpired😂😂The way the baby looks defeated and just accepted their fate 😂
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I swear kutoka mseme anafanana kale ka Reverend that's all l see when l look at her. 😩
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The writers and actors of Malcom in the middle deserved so many awards. They don't wtite and act them like this anymore.
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There we have it from Abel Mutua's first wife. Back to you in studio.
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The smoothest freaking burpee form I’ve ever seen.
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Mi nasema. That is what happens when you love an ugly man loudly. He starts moving like he is handsome.
That dancing couple,wame wachana .
Kuna kitu nataka kusema but eh.
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Waah! I envy her husband. If my man was to ever find a babe like this, l will gladly step down and let her be the main and beg to be the side chick in that relationship. Please choose her, She is a rare gem.
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Someone in the comments asked kama hii ni chai inapikwa ama ni Guinness ama chai wet fry😂😂😂😂
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Kutoka gym nimepewa lift na a luo guy cause the guys l usually walk with hawakua and it was drizzling. ata afadhali ningetembea ama ninyeshewe kwa bike. Huyo mtu ameniudhi, how do you even tell me, as in ME ati " you look tired twende uoge u relax kwangu" naskia tu tungefight😩
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Someone wrote a thread on Tom Mboya then someone in the replies said Tom Mboya looked like Fels 😂😂
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Low key women who didn't hoe around hukua jealous when hoes get wifed. Wanaonanga they are more deserving of marriage and good men than hoes.
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😂😂😂😂wueh! This throwback has finished me walahi. But she was living her best life😂😂😂
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I hate how skuizi najuanga tu mtu akipiga campaign ya brand. I can promise she never used garnier to clear her acne. Kwanza hio 3 in 1 charcoal on active acne haiwes.
My battle with acne - y'all asked for the story. It premieres at 8pm tonight on my YouTube channel:
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This is the prettiest wedding dress l have ever seen
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My friend told me she came from having sex from her boyfriend's house when her mum asked her to help with her zipper. The minute she got close to her, her mum told her "mtu huoga" l have been mortified on her behalf ever since😭😭😭
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Me coming back from a relationship my friend warned me about
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The best video l have seen today. So precious ❤
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Okay, ENOUGH! Y'all kikuyus should not speak on naming kids when you are naming your men female names. Doesn't get any lower than a grown man with Wambui or Muthoni as a surname.
Imagine upate mluhya alafu mtoto wako aitwe Shindishindu. Even when it's urgent, avoid luhya men 😂😂😂
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Single mama of 3 already has a new man na mnasemanga no one wants a single mum?😂😂
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Me letting HR confirm l am infact wearing underwear even though my ass is jiggly
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She has just passed at home on the sofa and her son came to wake me up crying. The daughter was asleep. The husband is in mombasa for work.
I have a neighbor with two kids. The last time l saw her she looked so frail & pale,her 6 y/o daughter just knocked on my door crying coz she couldn't find her older brother then tells me their mum is away in hospital since last wed. My stomach sank. I really have a bad feeling💔
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These people actually thought watatupea Zakayo alafu alafu waende Finland watuache tuteseke?
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Even when a man bags his submissive woman all he thinks about are women who aren't submissive. They really can't stand to see women living life on their terms.
Each time my wife cooks a delicious meal, I always take a moment to think about all the men around the world whose wives are too “woke” to cook for. My heart goes out to all of you dumb folks married to toxic feminists.
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Rama has kept his shit together for over a year taking all your insults head down. Ukiona mbaba ameanza this type of slander just know the babe has new man and this has triggered him. All this slander is directed at Shiku's new man😂😂😂
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I love this because now when a man comes to my house l expect him to provide food that l will cook for him, sort my pending bills and fix things around my house, nipoa mwanaume akionyesha effort that he is a man indeed. Let's normalize making our guests work for their food.
Dem kukuja kwako na hafanyi amything not even doing dishes or simply cooking yaani atakama hajui kupika atleast she can make and effort ya kukatakata vitungu etc ama kuosha vyombo. Usikae tu hivo fwaa and you expect upewe treatment kama ya malaika next time. Haiwezi
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This girl's tiktok kept me up last night. Nilikua naisha😂😂😂
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Unataka niteseke kwetu tena nikuje kwako niteseke na bado unidinye?
"I can't date a man without a car" na baba yake hupanda Indimanje sacco kila siku 😂😂
Like please make it make sense 😂
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Nature is really fucked up sometimes, the way predators tresspass into other species territory because the food chain demands it. But this is so cool to watch.
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Uzuri mimi ukinidinya proper l will just continue giving you coochie ata uchoke tu. That is the only thing l bring to the table.
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Seeing Kenya shown in this lense is kinda refreshing. Imagine how far we would be if we eliminated corruption.
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You can't date people your age cause you dont have the range to hold a conversation within your age group so you go after Gen z and expect them level up to your mediocrity. If you are such a conversationalist why not talk to Gen x or Boomers🤷🏻♀️
I walked out of a date today because these Gen Zs can't talk about anything. She was on phone all through looking at TikTok videos. After the food, I paid for my order, not hers and I walked away...
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Y'all expected a man who ghosted his family to stick around and give you his side of the story?😂😂Now mumewachwa hanging the way he left his family😂. Ataenda fb afungue account aseme l left twitter and started from scratch here and l am thriving. Ye hujitoa kukiumana.😂
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This is the greed that was talked about in the bible😂
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Hear me out, part of the reason these guys got conned is abit of tribalism. They reasoned reasoned "mtu wetu ametuletea opportunity" and they gatekept. Atleast ingekua open to everyone, people would have done their due diligence and questioned the process.
Hii Finland Story sasa sijui if I should feel sorry or what ! Because how can adults give out their atm card details without even thinking? Banks even tell you not to share any details? Kwani walirogwa?
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I promise you the most important thing is not skipping steps hii life. You will be grateful you did that in your 20s. In your 30s your priorities are aligned. Usifike 30s sasa ndio hoes wanaku excite unashindwa kujiset up financially. You are right where you need to be.
Lakini enyewe in my 30s nilianza kufikiria kujenga na kubuy mashamba..in my 20s kitu nilikuwa nafikiria tu madem. I wish i knew this earlier...
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Kwa matanga huyo mama alikua anasahau anamuita babe, mbaba anaskia aibu anamhepa. Saa kidogo anamfuata kwa tent " babe, umekula? Please kula, kunywa ata chai" she was marking her territory na hata hawajazika wife.
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Wait! A tweep who twote here ati life has been hard but his dad can't even let him go home to regroup kiasi ajipange is also fighting that boy for not wanting to struggle? I am not sure ilkua nani kwa hao watu wanampiga za kahasho. Awuoro!
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"They always wanna hurt you with what works for you the most " the lack of self awareness is crazy. Cause that is exactly what he tried to do with Lizzo.
Comedian Aries Spears responds to the backlash he is receiving after mocking Lizzo’s weight and looks
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I miss being in relationship juu namiss kuvuruga mtu unprovoked. The thought of waking up on a Friday morning seeing him happy juu weekend imefika then just taking that joy and stepping on it ndio ajam nirudi kwangu nijitayarishe kwenda out with my hoe bila disturbances . Heaven!
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Tudem tunapenda roots huwa tumeiva then there's me
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💀💀Fentanyl crisis in the Us is so bad this is literally a zombie town. 💀💀💀 hii fentanyl kwani ina nini? Shiet! I heard in Nigeria pia kuna base kaa hii drugs zinauzwa open market.
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I was walking minding my business & released the most lethal loud fart nikaskia mtu amecheka behind me only to find a tall fine man1. I felt like dying akaniambia nisitense it is healthy to fart,😭 . Anyway we exchanged numbers and l now have a date. It was love at first fart😭
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Found another hilarious authentic tiktoker yesterday, l was and still is very entertained 😂😂😂
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Snatching a nigga's soul like this on the dancefloor then never seeing him again>>>>>
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People in Diaspora : kids in Africa are starving
Meanwhile in Africa ukienda shagz:
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Even men love tall men with fore physique.😂😂😂look at them.
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The case is apparently defilement of a minor. Disrespectfully, your bro can rot. The same way y'all tell women victims to go to the police because you trust them so now the courts can't be trusted? Yeah right.
This has turned out to be a very bad day. Bro wangu ameskumwa ndani for 10 years, for a crime he didn't commit.
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This man had the funniest most thoughtful award winning vows😍😍 he put the chipped tooth in the ring👌🏻😂 this marriage will last.
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LMAO! Content creators wakenya wameanza hii aesthetic. No rosecoco in the ice cream containers. We are loosing recipes.
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@Annitajoe1
Amepewa uji ataro😂😂😂( you block their nose so they are forced to open their mouth and swallow porridge) akitoka unamwosha ile usingizi atalala itabidi aamshwe cha nguvu😂
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Reminder that 844 was never the problem, our government has never cared about supporting the youth and sports in general. I hope they get discovered by foreign countries that value them.
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We are fixing the nation because who was going to pay 18k for those aesthetic mirrors? Naona wanasema kuna tao mtu anauza 1500😂😂😂
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1. Never compromise , leo ni gym, kesho it will be something else
2. His response is to threaten her with with marriage & child custody 🚩🚩🚩
3. He mentioned he earns more than her, the day she will make more than him it is OVER.
4. It will 💯% escalate to abuse and violence.
Oya KOT, huyu dem mnaweza msaidia aje?
She asked me to share with you.
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Kama huyu sasa ndio nataka tutombeshane nikitoa lock ya celibacy.
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You waiting for your boy to come to you now that your competition has left the chat
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Having a child with the right person is where it's at.
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I am loosing my shit! I just learned today that baquila trifiliolata is a plant that can shape shift into other plants😳😳 and scientists are saying it can see because it can also shape shift into plastic plants. 💀 WHAT? Guess the country
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Your man might look okay but deep down he wants to do this😂😂😂😂
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If l looked like Carrie Wahu ata singekua navaa nguo. Y'all are lucky she is in a crop top.
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This is a hack l have seen some self aware men use. Just because you know how to make money doesn't mean you know how to manage it. If that's your partner's strength delegate and prosper.
Hanifa ukimleta kwa household una divert all your salary to her accounts unarudi kuishi bila majukumu like the unassuming gentleman you are. Kazi ni 'uria nyukwa' to the offspring
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Waah! PTSD,l spotted someone l knew on a table nikasema hi to everyone then proceeded to go sit at my table only for that person's girl to come to me as a woman ati " is this how you dress when you greet people's husbands?"Sijawai shikwa offguard hivo juu she wanted war
For your own peace if you spot a babe you know in a table full of other dudes anywhere & decide to say hi, say hi to everyone. Nairobi men are not cordial when you don't acknowledge them but you want to be a standup comedian around the girls they're drinking with or loving.
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I thought this was a happy party song kumbe it is about heartbreak?😂😂😂😂
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