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@NoirWarrior

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upbeat and confused

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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@PHX_0073 @WrathoftheChimp @mellowindiffere @dezaltd @BubbaBrix @PoorlyAgedStuff My guy his hand is literally rotting off of his body that’s the definition of aging poorly. Please go cry elsewhere.
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@NoirWarrior
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4 years
@zakur0 @ALICEGLASS Bruh I just hopped onto your soundcloud, gtfo with that GarageBand bullshit. Focus on your own craft.
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@NoirWarrior
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@NoirWarrior
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3 years
@earwormzz @tylerthecreator Absolutely trash take; extremely thinly veiled racism; not every successful black man with more money than you needs their wealth redistributed. Let’s start with the plethora of white billionaires first huh?
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@riskypatterns @zakur0 @ALICEGLASS I don’t make music bro, but your SoundCloud is also ass. Stay in your lane.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@weazel5 @tinaqueen_15 @DeAnna4Congress Yeah you would be offended by someone spelling something wrong huh snowflake? :/ ❄️
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
@mme_ntja @Petty_Hardaway @RoseyRedd5 @theygotmegirl @musiclovechaos This dumb as nigga ‘futures apprentice’ gettin ratio’d left and right.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@CarnesOnQuack @amp6 HAHAHAHA u got the whole squad laughing bro, so clever !
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
@Petty_Hardaway @mme_ntja @RoseyRedd5 @theygotmegirl @musiclovechaos Nigga don’t make me ratio you again boi 😂 also Future definitely wouldn’t claim yo raggedy ass out here gettin dragged, you should probably change yo name
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
I truly mean this from the bottom of my heart, Fuck Huntington Beach.
@trythefish
Ira George
4 years
Huntington Beach 2 weeks ago: Protest against stay-at-home order and to open the beaches on the left. VS Today: "unlawful assembly" to protest racism & police violence on the right. Sick to my stomach #blacklivesmatter
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@NoirWarrior
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5 years
This new Galcher Lustwerk album is fucking unreal 🔥
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
5 years
yeah uhh lemme get a uhh muchfuckin uhhhhhhhh,,,, god damn how that shit go?
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
5 years
I feel like Jerry Seinfeld but black
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
11 years
One pic says it all... #gtav http://t.co/G7BV8ExQeP
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
9 years
Waiting for white ppl to riot in the streets about this one #starbucksdown
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@AbnormalUSA @ANicHamilton @euge140 @AbdRahman_KL @bbynattyy @kumailn @JohnBoyega Abdul? Any response to the facts?? Any apologies for spreading false information during a time of mourning and anger for black people??
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@NoirWarrior
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3 years
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
5 years
I can be your angle.... or yuor devil 😈
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@NoirWarrior
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3 years
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
Huh! with all these Karens in the news every day getting exposed for blatantly lying, weaponizing their white fragility/femininity & using it to rewrite narratives, I know some ppl I dated are at home SWEATING rn
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
Dawg I watched the first episode of Lovecraft Country ridiculously high on shrooms, there’s nothing I can’t do
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
5 years
Do you ever feel a breakdown coming on and you’re like ‘lemme put on an album that will get this downward spiral poppin’
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@OneEyeBlackJack @BubbaWallace Go cry about it elsewhere snowflake
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
I just carried my brand new *** with me for the first time and lemme tell u what.... this has gotta be what being white feels like
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@ZiadRashad17 @CanadaNurseBoy @Tatakai_no_Kami AAVE is a dialect of English. The person above you was trying to enforce ‘grammatically correct English’ which is the language of colonizers. AAVE is not. Also your explanation of AAVE is reductionist and frankly incorrect. Not just for words like ‘bae & lit’ 😂
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@ZiadRashad17 @CanadaNurseBoy @Tatakai_no_Kami You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about, please don’t try to weakly define AAVE. Also English is literally the language of colonizers, so trying to get someone to adhere to it is weird. It takes a basic understanding of English to decipher what he said, typo or not.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
If a blunt or joint has ever gone out in your hand while you were talking, you’re hot.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@VBNKC757 @riskypatterns @zakur0 @ALICEGLASS Because this isn’t the time to critique her music. She’s asking everyone to stream her music instead of Crystal Castles because she was groomed and sexually abused by Ethan, the other member of CC. It’s extremely insensitive and fucked up.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@tevans9129 @kevsez68 @DH_Cloudz @tbonbon @jay0044 @drewbrees Ted you got dragged 😂 I know you embarrassed af
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@NoirWarrior
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3 years
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@GarrettSchertz @_Chayden_ This her? We know her opinions... pardon us for filling in the blanks 😂
@gladmak
kaleb
4 years
this you??
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
Just watched the first episode of Industry and it was really good & then I saw it was directed by Lena Dunham and now I’m sad :/
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
8 years
My Uber Driver just called me Rick!!!!!God would choose today to test me.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
6 years
I’m trying to dance to Last Christmas in the club this year
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
If I get to go to Italy this summer imma dress like a tourist and go to all the spots from Jersey Shore season 4🤞🏾
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
6 years
Fuck Ariana put some respect on his name
@MirrorCeleb
Mirror Celeb
6 years
Ariana Grande's ex-boyfriend Mac Miller dies aged 26
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@ZiadRashad17 @CanadaNurseBoy @Tatakai_no_Kami Alright bro you have no reading or critical thinking skills, have a great day
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
Portland, OR
@Struggle_Tweet
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
6 years
Last time I was at a hardcore show I got my jaw knocked out of place. Tonight I get my revenge.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
Vacation fits goin crazy 🥴
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@dotcsb_ @drjeffmbaxter @TRIPWWG @dippedinchocl8 @4TheCulture____ Jeff, God would not be proud of your actions and you inserting your useless opinions where they don’t belong. Just because you, a white man, met a few cops that were nice to you doesn’t mean that police aren’t corrupt. You don’t have the pserpective to make that call.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@dotcsb_ @drjeffmbaxter @TRIPWWG @dippedinchocl8 @4TheCulture____ Jeff it’s terrifying that you are a pastor and that you are in charge of peoples everlasting souls, and yet you have a blatant inability to self reflect and you cut off people who challenge your ignorance. You’re responsible for being the lords shepard, yet revel in ignorance.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
7 years
If you trash your partner on Twitter every time ur mad at them, ur a joke
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
I’m gonna smack tf out of the next grown man that walks into my job & makes me argue the importance of wearing a mask.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@dotcsb_ @drjeffmbaxter @TRIPWWG @dippedinchocl8 @4TheCulture____ Jeff you came to a video where no one explicitly said that all cops are bad. Your statement ‘not all cops are bad’ was to discredit the pain we feel. Then someone calmly educated you, and you blocked them. You are 100% what is wrong with our country today. Self reflect please.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
This how I feel when I wear my trench coat
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
I have literally never lost an argument with a racist and I never will. Undefeated.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
My driver is playing Sade wtf i am an emotional hostage in this Uber
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
6 years
Guys she literally came up to my window and knocked on it like that's normal!
@welltits
cowboy dan
6 years
hm I think my neighbor is banging but I really wanna show him my hair!!
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@ZiadRashad17 @CanadaNurseBoy @Tatakai_no_Kami The fact that you’re trying to quantify a dialect of English that isn’t supposed to be quantifiable is sort of a joke, please nonblack person, teach me all of the rules of how black people talk 🤔
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
5 years
The guy sitting next to me on this plane has a ranch w/ a view of some mountain and owns a CBD extraction facility in Oregon... imma try 2 scam this nigga on this flight plz pray for me 🙏🏾
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
This is my first vacation away from my puppy since I got him and mannn my heart is achinggggggh 💔
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
Hmm looks like the days of ‘I’m completely unhinged as a joke’ & ‘toxic for the sake of being toxic’ Twitter are coming to an end 🤔
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
7 years
Buying yourself a $10 drink is self care
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
Portland, Oregon
On today’s episode of “I Know Why That Happens:” Why are marginalized white people like that?
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
6 years
Damn we r 2 cute! Honored to have spent a year serving looks with this little flower. Luv u 2 death 💌
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
Oh nothing, just crying at the possibility of getting a puppy
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
@VBNKC757 @riskypatterns @zakur0 @ALICEGLASS Hmm I didn’t know only people who made music could be critics of music? Shitty music is shitty music, doesn’t take a musician to get that, it just takes having ears :/ and I have ears, so I’m in my lane dummy
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
6 years
Tommorow I see my mom and sisters for the first time in two years and I couldn’t be happier. Feels like a gd dream.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
Vaccine dose 1 had me faded last nite 💯
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
Anyways I just upped my hourly rate by 44% 😌😌😌 papa got the big account
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
6 years
Back on our bullshit
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
Christmas Magic!
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
6 years
I forced Monty to use her white privilege to ask for a free upgrade on our hotel room and now our room has a full couch, a bath, & 2 TVs #Vegas
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
Aspyn was rollerblading around the house with no pants on last nite
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
NYC photo dump pt. 1 📌
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
5 years
Pink Matter 💒
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
Return of the Mack truly truly only plays at very symbolic times in my life
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
My mom texting me to tell me The Obama’s got married on the day I was born >
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
5 years
I’m bout 2 be like Pam & feel God in this Chili’s tonite 🌶
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
1 year
Just cussed out a room full of white people at the car rental spot in L.A. at the top of my lungs. 31 is gonna be a very good year.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
Badge of honor
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
I’m dad inside
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
5 years
best part of rainy season
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
6 years
I just got approved for the most beautiful apartment in the most bougie neighborhood, get @ me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
I will never forget Monty, Aspyn, & I in the fucking pit at Turnstile going hard as a family. That will probably be the last thing I see before I die.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
8 years
My New Years resolution is to invest my time in people that deserve my time.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
Me when I find someone else’s wallet: ‘BOOM i got your wallettt!! 🎵 BOOM I got your credit cards!’ 🎶 Me when I lose my wallet: 🥺
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
Yesterday I had to ring up a White man in a durag & it wasn’t even the low point of my day, & that says a lot.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
‘ No coffin, just wet wet mud’
@yedoye_
yedoye
4 years
damn a coffin costs $4000??? y'all can bury me loose
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
8 years
Doing shrooms on Christmas 🍄
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
Crying in public is a power move, especially if you’re non white in a white space
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
7 years
Anyways, I'm considering wearing my Vampire Weekend shirt to Turnstile so that ppl underestimate me in the pit
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
7 months
I fucking love Vanderpump Rules
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
6 years
So I got a new job, way more money & way less work. I have my first 2 big forearm tattoos on the 6th and 15th. I’m finished unpacking my bougie apartment. Oh & on my last day of work Monty is taking me to Vegas for NYE. Life is gr8 tbh.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
5 years
I’m trying to break tradition of crying on my birthday every year by having a nice pre birthday cry (triggered by Monty buying me 2 bouquets of flowers)
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
The sexual tension between me and anyone that will make eye contact with me at the airport
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
6 years
Just got in the Lyft and this nigga is watching family fued on his phone while driving instead of looking at a map literally help
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
6 years
Coffee drama in this city is so intense and hilarious. Ristretto Roasters really fucked up a bag. Love seeing white business owners fuck themselves over.
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
‘Yeah I’m actually really excited to move back to NW because I fucking hate everyone that lives there & itll encourage me to be more reclusive, which I’m into’
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
Traitor Joes Orange Chicken
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
Out of the 50+ mostly white construction workers that work right outside of my job, I know a few of em gotta be angry Trump supporters which is why I have the butcher knife w/ me at work today 🔪
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
This has happened to me 3 times in the last 3 months
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
Craig of the Creek is so cute 😢😪 exactly like my childhood
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
Monty just called eyedrops ’artificial tears’, what a narc
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
3 years
I just gave my puppy a sip of Perrier and he physically jumped backwards away from it when he tasted it
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@NoirWarrior
Thickolas Cage
4 years
Finna have a daughter and name her Sade, DO NOT steal this idea please
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