yes..i gotta ass so big as the sun
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a crazy laid back artist that happens to be your bottoms favorite bottom. Check out my art/tattoo page @sorrydoiknowyou
Never Never Land Of Phoenix
Joined November 2017
@SomaKazima Hold up…. did that baby just call Atlantis Atlantica? Like Atlanta?…oh they definitely super niggafied this shit 😂😂😂😭😭.
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@CallMeeChoc I couldn’t be a fast food worker. because hot grease is being tossed the minute somebody come behind that counter and I feel like my life is being threatened.
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@Not_UR_Usual Listen I looked into this…that girl was only registered for a fucking year…A FUCKING YEAR BRUH!! Before he shit got terminated immediately!! All that hard work and hours put in to get yo license and then get that shit instantly snatched away cause you wanted to be a petty bitch.
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@SomaKazima I ain’t see her take not one damn sip of anything until the end…and then it’s thick ass milk.
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@lou_m_cypher Like I said Adele likes NIGGAS! Not black men NIGGASSSS of the purest of niggatry.
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@FaatiTheStreet @UbieEvenings Lex literally look that one light skin baldheaded uncle we got. He either funny as hell or a judgmental snob that’s rich.
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@stickysweett1 Maya just chilling hell I think she was the one who spotted it first singing Hello😂😂😂😂😭.
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@SomaKazima I feel like she would possibly lowkey dominate if she became a rapper…because she is quick with them insults…I feel like beefing with her would be fatal.
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@BobbyKingDeal Wait a got damn minute. What?!? See now I’m wondering how much of that stuff they said was actually even Lizzo to begin with. Because someone actually looked at lawsuit and said it was the choreographer saying and doing a lot of that sexual and fat shaming shit.
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I secretly think some of y’all only call out peoples preferences regarding masculinity/femininity, skin color(colorism), or preference for muscular bodies because y’all can’t fuck them.
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I may get crucified for saying this. I may get a side eye or 3….But I would let this man bend me over and flood me till kingdom come goofy deep voice and all.
When Beyonce said, "I like my negro nose with Jackson 5 nostrils" this who she meant😮💨
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@SomaKazima I went to look up her zodiac….and I just knew she was about to be an Aries 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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@__mossymoss …….work husband one day, hanging out for drinks another, invites you over to watch a show y’all like together one day, then boom balls deep in missionary saying “you been wanting this didn’t you?”.
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@xocvbox Translation-“if you don’t sitchu BIG LANKY HYPO ENERGETIC ASS THE FUCK DOWN SOME DAMN WHERE!!”.
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Critical situations show whose really in your corner or not.
Man is going viral for cutting his homeboys off for not checking on him after his back surgery 👀
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@tittaysnkitties @ARIPBITCH Try “I’m jealous of your heart because it’s beating inside of you and I’m not!”.
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@CandiceBenbow idk what be going on in niggas heads when they start openly cheating around they homies after getting they girl super acquainted with them. Like Nigga what was the reason.
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@kdxix @cxnechxm @Eazywithit2x @filmsonthebayou @Elenaa_Luzz @i8yomomma @FinesseEness Basically if you ever watched the show Icarly, how Jane Lynch portrayed her mother is pretty much how her mom was in real life. but like 3x worse.
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@cronasnoh @Daniel_Prince @KlNGSJESTER At all because the bitch was one of the biggest antagonist on every season she was on.
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@divinesammi @Not_UR_Usual Like BRUH all of that fucking work, money, and possibly sleepless night studying just FLUSHED down the drain. Then you’re only 22 so your life was just starting. and ya lowkey just fucked it up.
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@gld_soul2 @CaziaTaughtYou_ @LoosCoilz @Yea_ThatScotti @_mimitaughther I was wondering if someone was gonna catch on to them referencing Helen in diary of a mad black woman.
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@MoMelaninMoPrbz Like no ma’am. Fuck around and get drowned by an actual mermaid. I’ll pass.
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@CallipygianBest @katethequaint @Dreadful4Tymes @BrownSuddenly Now y’all should of known it wasn’t the mamas doing this mess.
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