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@Noir2x
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🇬🇭 | Chinese food, no soul food here
Joined September 2011
NFC East is REAL HATE. Your team can go 2-15, as long as your rivals losing you can still smile.
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“A week after the album drop, add 2 more songs and call it ‘The Deluxe’ they’ll eat it up”
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Professor: "Don't come to my office asking for extra credit". Me: "dOn't CoMe tO my OfFicE AsKinG For EsSCra KrEdiT"
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Broo?? Where you eat at?? Cockeyes??? RT @artieperez__ MMmmm fried dicken for dinner! My favorite😋😋😋
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I thought this was me
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I was texting this girl once and she was like "if you send me another meme, I'm not responding". Needless to say, that was the end of that convo ya boring bitch.
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How are you non-binary and a woman??.
your friendly neighborhood black trans-non-binary woman lesbian says hello 👋
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FOH with that FaceTime appointment bullshit, if I wanna FaceTime I'll do just that. You not my doctor you lil whore.
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Corona virus in niggas bank account too.
I thought I was broke but y’all complaining about $60 dates? Did the recession hit again?.
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So, I then typed "you spilled my juice and I didn't even take a sip" into google translate (Chinese) and played it for her.
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Going to sleep knowing that a black qb ruined Bosa’s MAGA reunion>>>.
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Tristan Kardashian- "YALL KNOW WHAT THE FUCC GOING ON!". Refs- "NO THE FUCC WE DONT"
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Sometimes you'll be thinking "wtf I do to deserve all this" but that struggle gon make you stronger.
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I walked passed this group of women in the party and one of em said “Last time I drank Hennessy, I woke up next to my vibrator and a bag of Flamin Hot Doritos”.
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Shawty got a side of Pepto 😭.
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This kid has a whole fucking fried hen on the plate. Left leg will be gone by the age of 12.
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Our ppl will never be free.
Discussion in group chat : “If you tell someone you’re talking to that you’re traveling and they don’t offer to give you $$ they hate you”. What y’all think?.
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Busted my ass walking out the front door. I'm not goin to class anymore.
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I'm tryna figure how a dude got into a police station, filled with police, with a gun.
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Tomatoes don’t even contribute to shit when it comes to flavor on a burger lmfao whoever idea it was to put that shit on there needs the electric chair.
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- a nigga that got scammed last week.
If you scam, you really poor af.
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Low key, I used to hate being African when I was a kid because the mean kids would call me an "African Booty Scratcher" or ABS for short.
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This Asian lady spilled my orange juice at the airport just now, then had the audacity to stand there and stare at me.
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She then proceeded to say something in her her native tongue. BITCH I know you speak English!.
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RT @KdibbzNice25 -Take a pair of Jordan bred 11s. Get rid of the Jordan logo and put a Skechers logo on it. Would you still rock them hoes?🤔
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Nah it's because y'all pay $1000 a month in rent to share a 4x4 box with family of rats
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I see why ppl have therapist. There something euphoric about speaking to someone you don’t know about the things you’re experiencing.
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Girls crack me up. One minute they hate each other, the next, they're having lunch at chipotle.
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Texas Tech, where speaking English is optional to become an instructor.
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"Are you on the football team?" Oh, yeah I'm big and black so that must be all I'm good for.
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“COLOR MONEY”.
these hoes know what men to try because any girl that dated me know that concert wouldve ended quiccer than a Lauren hill show.
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Niggas in the gc talmbout some Kelly Rowland mid but Joy Taylor fine…… AIGHT.
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I really don't understand why people don't say hi when you both know you know each other.
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After this final in an hour, I am no longer taking any responsibility for my actions. You have been warned.
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