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Gullible virgin golden retriever himbo being gaslit into thinking that humping his pillow will feel better than having real sex, turning him into an addicted permavirgin gooner muscle pup
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Aaaaand now cringe gamertalk gets me gooned bros. Like, fuckin poggers dude.
I'm like one goony post away from startin to say poggers shit like sigma unironically.
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Need sweaty pirate socks forced into my mouth to gag me as I'm tied up and carried aboard their ship and then thrown into their laundry barrel
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All im sayin is that if a team aqua grunt crossed paths with a team skull grunt there would be gooning
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We need more erudite detectives being hypnotised into various kinds of imbecile by the criminals they're pursuing.
No more smart detective man, the sketchy new college frat has a new bro now.
No more prying investigator, just another dumb goon for the local gang boss.
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Aftercare online is crazy because one minute a dude's pissing himself while being called devestating insults and the next minute you're chatting about Ice Cream
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I love this gif yet it always reminds me of the spooky haunted VHS trend from youtube a while back...
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Toxic gamer bros are just so fuckin poggers though dude, they're so goony. Need one to call me a trash noob as he pwns me and I drool all over my keyboard. Need to be completely fuckin humiliated by a toxic gamer bro that'd be POGGERS hnggh
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Just nutted over losing in fortnite via the controller and a dude teasing me in dms... Im a freakin poggerbator bros hngh
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Anyone got any good gay gooner techdom accounts to recommend? I'm not lookin to sub to em or anything, I just wanna pump to em 💯
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Subs playing one of those billions of smutty gay indie rpgs spamming the "Submit" option anytime they get into a fight:
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Working out your brain is just as important as working out your body! To get an efficient brain workout try consuming as much porn as possible at every moment of the day. Trying to process all that stimulation is like making your brain lift weights!
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Yeaaaaa I'm horny for ORAS Archie again... This man is always on my mind.
Need sweaty pirate socks forced into my mouth to gag me as I'm tied up and carried aboard their ship and then thrown into their laundry barrel
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This simp was down bad for real lmfao
Ok, he's commented on every single freakin post. Liked hundreds of em. Blown up my dms even though he's not getting any replies. This is the creepiest simp I've seen in a while.
If you wanna drool over my account so bad, then you can go simp for the FREAKIN BLOCK SCREEN.
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I don't reply for literally 1 minute and one of the simps pulls this..... Fuckin' creep. 😬💀
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Just saw a gif of a bowser cosplayer getting fucked by a luigi cosplayer and I think this is what I've been searching for all of my life actually
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Hnggh... Been told by someone else to admit this but....
MY BRAIN IS BROKEN 😵💫😵💫😵😵🧠➡️🗑️
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Feelin kinda sick.... 😔
Need a bro to pet me n call me a good boy n stuff fr no cap ong 😩😩😩
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Penalties built up. We had a wager, and I lost - and now I can't view uncensored porn, nut, or shower for the next 54 hours.
I'm doomed, bros.
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Saw a tweet about the sort a minute ago, I'll repost it if I can find it.
Smart -> dumb hypno.... It's peak bros idk
We need more erudite detectives being hypnotised into various kinds of imbecile by the criminals they're pursuing.
No more smart detective man, the sketchy new college frat has a new bro now.
No more prying investigator, just another dumb goon for the local gang boss.
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Someone approached me in dms today. I told em I was a pro gamer - so they challenged me to a couple games. It only took 2 rounds for them to prove just how wrong I was, and from there it was a downwards spiral. Loss after loss.... They left me stoopid, sweaty and drooling...
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Back on my horny inting bros, hmu if you're down for a game
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Left home in a rush today and forgot to wear deodorant... Ended up getting a whiff of my pits a couple minutes ago and uh oh I'm hard now
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I dunno bruh i just thunk all the persona bruhs are lowkey full on goonmaxxed poggerbators and we need more rep for dem in gooncaps n stuff ‼️‼️‼️‼️
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To be clear, I dont want em clean, I'm talkin warm, steaming, sweaty, worn-out, FILTHY, after he's just done 28 straight hours of hard detective work and dumbassery, haven't been washed in years because it's his one and only pair that he wears every day
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Shoot, I forgot about stuff like sigma. Do I wanna mix 2010 gamertalk with modern brainrot...?
Guhhh, frick yeah I do. If I don't sound like a loser from xbox live then how will people know how dumb I am?
Aaaaand now cringe gamertalk gets me gooned bros. Like, fuckin poggers dude.
I'm like one goony post away from startin to say poggers shit like sigma unironically.
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@KAMISATOSLAVE
3 weeks later, they finally take me out of the full laundry barrel, slap a bandana (soaked with the captain's sweat) on my head and give me an order to go swab the deck.
The only words that can come out of my mouth are "AYE-AYE, CAP'N!"
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The struggle of wanting to get into gacha games but all of the men are incredibly pasty twinks.... Even when I'm playing for fun I find it off-putting. I need SOMETHING to balance out the UwU anime girls, maids and milfs.
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Gooner 2 gooner communication 2
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Was yappin about how im a freakin SCRUB compared to
@mindgamerx
😖😖, and he thought I should let everyone know how freakin CRINGE I am ‼️this is an L for me dudes, I'm getting frickin PWNED... It's FREAKIN POGGERS...!!
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Man, some people here really think they can dom, but then you push back just a LITTLE and suddenly they're FREAKIN POGGING and BEGGING you to frick up their brains
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Uhm.... He's commenting on every post I make, drooling all over his phone screen while he pumps his cock... This simp is getting out of hand. I'm thinkin it's time for a freakin RESTRAINING ORDER lmfao
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Yikes.... Now it's spamming my dms.
Erm....this simp's blowing up my phone with notifications. If this keeps up I might have to just block him.... frickin CREEP 📸🚫💀
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Mutts who bark in casual conversation to show they're excited >>>>>>
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Erm....this simp's blowing up my phone with notifications. If this keeps up I might have to just block him.... frickin CREEP 📸🚫💀
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Wish I was an anthro dog so some hunky frickin Lion studs would do this to me... 😤💪🤤🔥‼️Tail or not, you bros still know I got dat DAWG in me fr no cap ‼️‼️‼️😤😤😤😤😤
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Thinkin of havin a nice romantic night with my pillow
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When the poggerbatings so good you start spelling words wrong accidentally‼️ 😩😖🤤
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Lmfao, two in one day? Someone wants attention lmfao
‼️📸🚫SIMP ALERT🚫📸‼️
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Reading this fucked me up big time dudes
I still can't get over the fact that 'Gooning' is really just Western Ahegao
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Im startin to think the letter "L" unironically turns me on 😵💫😵💫😵💫🤤🤤🧠📉🗑️
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I'm not like a major food kink guy or anythin but
Well. Was trying out a pizza dough recipe earlier today. And I'm just gonna say it straight up I got some dang goony thoughts when kneading it. Like, it was so sticky and warm and heavy, bros... 😵💫😵💫😵💫
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I really enjoy the whole gooner League Of Legends inting thing conceptually but just can never get into it myself because the game is so mid
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Working your brain to exhaustion as often as possible with no rest days is an important part of any himbo's routine.
Don't worry if your brain is too busy struggling to process all that porn or too fatigued to do tough, boring things like thinking, reading or basic math.
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"OOOOoooo ahhhh oh nooooo the evil scary tape turned me into a pup" vibes
I love this gif yet it always reminds me of the spooky haunted VHS trend from youtube a while back...
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... Are there any totk ganondorf goon accounts? I would finsub to him no cap.
Probably to bowser, too....
I'm a simp for nintendo kings, I'm like a full on peon fr
The 100% completion reward for TotK should've been a 10 minute sex scene between link and ganondorf's soles.
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Ok, he's commented on every single freakin post. Liked hundreds of em. Blown up my dms even though he's not getting any replies. This is the creepiest simp I've seen in a while.
If you wanna drool over my account so bad, then you can go simp for the FREAKIN BLOCK SCREEN.
Uhm.... He's commenting on every post I make, drooling all over his phone screen while he pumps his cock... This simp is getting out of hand. I'm thinkin it's time for a freakin RESTRAINING ORDER lmfao
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I've had a massive crush on Dick Gumshoe for years dawg no cap 🥴🥴😤‼️
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I've got something to confess...
I'm... I'm a desperate SIMP for the KING
@Alpha__Pokemon
! He's the strongest trainer I've ever met, everyone should just bow down beneath him or be CRUSHED...
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Trying to swear less.
And by that I mean I'm trying to replace all actual curses in my vocabulary with more cringe stuff like heckin, freakin, that kinda thing. 2012 cringe youtuber or dumb gamer talk. I wanna be impossible to take seriously under any context.
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Im not saying puppyplay is underrated but I think even MORE people should be into it. That's an S-TIER kink broskis
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BullBoy lying in a bed of hay curled up, exhausted, balls empty and head empty after a 20 hour milking session, lowing softly while his farmer sits by his side and strokes his hair
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On my knees drooling begging whining pleading cross eyed probably gonna cream my pants instantly within an instant of touching him
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Just lost BAD on pokeshowdown and now I'm mad horny fr fr no cap 😤😤😵💫😵💫🐶
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D'awww, look at this cute dork.... The freakin drooler's liked even more posts than that other creep has. These simps are desperate, dude....
Lmfao, two in one day? Someone wants attention lmfao
‼️📸🚫SIMP ALERT🚫📸‼️
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The 100% completion reward for TotK should've been a 10 minute sex scene between link and ganondorf's soles.
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Puppyboy bringing his husband a beer unprompted, carrying it in his mouth like a stick (he thought his husband looked really comfy on the couch and got sad at the idea that his husband would need to get up if he wanted to get himself a drink)
Puppyboy with a dog bed right infront of the couch so when his husband's watching tv he can curl up by his husband's feet (which will be used to casually stroke his hair while his husband focuses on the TV)
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Puppyboy keeping a collection of his favourite cool sticks poorly hidden under his and his husband's shared bed so his husband doesn't find them because he's embarrassed (when his husband inevitably finds them he will immediately invite the puppy out to play fetch)
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So I was watching youtube shorts on my commute and this one explaining pokemon names came up. At the end of the video the guy goes "And obstagoon has goon in its name because it can't stop GOONING"
When did people find out what gooning means?? Why did it trigger me so much??😖
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Everytime I see this I think "Wow this is funny as heck" and then pop a boner fr 🥴🥴
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His face when you ask him if he knows how to use a washing machine (he doesn't even know what those are)
To be clear, I dont want em clean, I'm talkin warm, steaming, sweaty, worn-out, FILTHY, after he's just done 28 straight hours of hard detective work and dumbassery, haven't been washed in years because it's his one and only pair that he wears every day
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Remember the anon gooner/tooner trend? We should bring that back. It was hot as hell.
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Bruh ur all freakin nerds 😬😬😬😬💀💀💀💀 Clearly ur not gettin gooned enough bros.... ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
Yo goon twitter, got a question for u. But like u can only answer mid goonsesh, no cap.
What is 2+2x4?
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Bruh u can't fool me, this is subliminal hypno
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Idk I love hard dom as much as the next depraved goon but soft sweet fluffy aftercare gives me butterflies.
BullBoy lying in a bed of hay curled up, exhausted, balls empty and head empty after a 20 hour milking session, lowing softly while his farmer sits by his side and strokes his hair
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Farmer whispering about what a good boy his cashcow is, how sweet and dumb his captive calf is (the farmer is going to get filthy rich off of the milk the bullboy produces and the boy will see none of the profit, except in the form of a big new cow bell for his collar)
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I'm just sayin bros like a comfy doggy bed would fix me
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Husband proceeds to pull the puppyboy up onto the couch so he can cuddle him and rub his belly (he loves his husband very much and knows the exact spots to rub that'll make his puppy happy)
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Daydreamerjim gotta be the best smut artist out there this is amazing bro never misses
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I am actually debating getting in on the account-play twitter scene tbh... It's goony af
Remember the anon gooner/tooner trend? We should bring that back. It was hot as hell.
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1998 rum tum tugger... Save me....
1998 rum tum tugger
Save me 1998 rum tum tugger
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Puppyboy getting scolded for keeping a secret stash of his favourite pieces of his husband's sweaty clothes when he could have just asked for fresh sweaty stuff whenever he wanted (he was too embarrassed to ask 🥺)
Puppy subsequently tries to pull his husband's socks off with his teeth so he can chew on them, ends up pinned down by his husband's socked sole covering his face while his husband shushes him and orders him to be less rowdy like a good pup.
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sooo... the batteries died. Can't believe not only am I getting gooned by a video game controller, I'm getting CUCKED by one 😖
found a way to make my ps4 controller vibrate non-stop. Was thinking about buying a vibrator but somehow getting gooned by a game controller is goonier 😵💫
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...don't send me dms like this, I'll nut handsfree 😖🤤
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I am ENDLESSLY horny for ganondorf, you have no idea
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found a way to make my ps4 controller vibrate non-stop. Was thinking about buying a vibrator but somehow getting gooned by a game controller is goonier 😵💫
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