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24 • He/Him • Bengaluru, Dosay, Kannada • Writer, Comic, Professional pillion rider • ತೋಚಿದ್ ಟ್ವೀಟಿದ್ದು ತೋಚ್ದೆ ಇರೋದ್ ರೀಟ್ವೀಟಿದ್ದು •
Bengaluru, India
Joined March 2017
What a sudden suppai! . Perks of being a lifelong member of YelNeer gang, @rukminitweets comes to watch you!
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Kannadiga auto driver attacks Hindi customer, National outrage, trolls, internet meltdown. Hindi migrant STABS a BMTC conductor, thrashes the bus and creates havoc, nation silent.
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Imagine being born in a tier 2 city in UP, with little to no exposure to metro culture, unsure of what to do with life. Then you see Bengaluru – beautiful, welcoming. And then you come here and act like you built this mfkn city, with the audacity to demand it adapts to you. Man.
Guess which Indian city this is❓. Hint: Autowalas infamous for beating Outsiders.
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Banger tweet Babu Brother, enjoy the X revenue, Kannadigas giving employment to yet another child chapathi😎☝️. 500rs notes are printed in Mysuru, btw.
Kannadigas should stop accepting these notes as major portion is in hindi
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And never said “we built Mumbai” did we? Learnt local language and never made a fuss, did we? Never seen or heard an instance of a kannadiga attacking a Marathi local for not providing service in kannada, have you? . Respect the land you live in, thrive in, earn or eat from.
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Feels so good to see auto annas in khaaki, proudly displaying the state flag as they drive by.
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Mane clean maadakke UrbanCompany avrna book maadideeni, avru barthiddaare antha namamma mane clean maadthiddaare.
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#RallyWithRohan! .Pick up some tennis lingo in the local style from the maestro, world #1 Entertainer @rohanbopanna himself🎾👑. The Kannada Swager remains the same at #Level44!. #MerakiHeroOne #Rohanbopanna #kannada #Kannadacomedy #Kannadareels @merakiconnect
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Two back to back Ranji, Irani, Vijay Hazare, and IPL trophies. Absolute legend!.
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Bookmarking this. Let’s see how November 1 goes down.
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KFI needs more simple comedy bangers like Ekadantha (2007).
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"So firstu Dharmasthala. Amele Kukke. "
Jos Buttler in the IPL:. 2016 to 2022 - 1 Duck. 2023 - 5 Ducks.
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EN HELU? EN HELU?? EN HELU?????.BUILD A SHRINE TO THIS TEAM, DEDICATE ROADS AND LAYOUTS IN THEIR NAME, ITS COME HOME, NO LONGER A TROPHYLESS FRANCHISE, EE SALA CUP NAMDE NAKKAN!💛❤️
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A festival in itself, a theatre experience like none other, JACKIE HABBA!💛♥️. #Jackie4KReRelease #JackieKannadaMovie #puneethrajkumar #Appu
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It’s Kannada-Karnataka’s year on social media, just watch.
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A metropolis doesn’t mean a city with metro rails leyy😭.
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These cookies are leagues above unibic and other players in the market, NANDINI NATION‼️‼️‼️❤️🔥❤️🔥
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Will forever flex that I got to play cricket with these two, and ABD took another superhuman catch off my ball.
Who is the most famous person you've met ???. ✨✨.
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Another #Gemsofkannadacopywriting BANGER! HIRE KANNADIGAS TO DO KANNADA COPYWRITING WORK BRO. HOW HARD IS IT. OK TOO MUCH TO HIRE, CONSULT A FUCKING NATIVE SPEAKER???? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE???????? AYYA NIM MAKA MUCCHA
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I’d told you nenne ne👀
Come to JP nagar show tomorrow, there’s someone super special coming too. Tickets here -
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Tamil ah? • Kannada standup comedy • full video out soon!
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RCB was more serious and organised about Unbox event than this tournament.
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My good friend Harman, a Bengaluru-born English comic who recently started performing Kannada comedy with us, has just released his first Kannada standup comedy video! . Go check it out, show some love, and share it!💛❤️. Link -
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“You’re kannada bcoz ur parents had sex in Blr” confirms the IQ of these Northies is lesser than the letters in the alphabet in their scripts. Mother tongue remains the same even if you’re born in mars you dumb fuck.
Idk why people take so much pride in their state or language bruh you are kannada bcoz ur parents had sex in banglore not bcoz u fought for its freedom calm down.
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Idk but at 15 I was Enjoying RR ban.
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ಅಯ್ಯಾ ಎಂದರೆ ಸ್ವರ್ಗ ಎಲವೋ ಎಂದರೆ ನರಕ ಸರ್ ಎಂದರೆ ನಾರ್ತಿಗಳಿಗೆ ಅಂಡುರಿ.
@vatsalyatandon Everything else is fine, but wth is this “Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir” ? It feels like talking to a big office boss rather than an auto driver.
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I love this song for single handedly uniting kannada internet diaspora.
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Auto Anna from KR Pete, moved to Mumbai when he was 10. Baaythumba “neev oorovru” andru💛❤️
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Kannada commentary when this guy is playing 🤌🏽🤌🏽.
RCB have traded Shahbaz Ahmed for Mayank Dagar to SRH. (Cricbuzz).
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We got Hamilton speaking in kannada before parangis in HSR did.
So @artistictania and I did the banner project again for Bahrain again and Lewis and saw it! Take a look to see what he thought! . He was also soooo nice to attempt speaking in Kannada (my language from South India)!
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There’s an Uttara Karnataka guy next to me on call, here’s a quick swear word count of his 10 min call .Randi maga - 50+.SuuleMaga - 40.HuchhSuuleMaga - 34.Chodi - 30+.Avnavvn Hada /Thaay Hada - 23.Other swear words (sum total) - 60+.
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Kannadigas be owning the fanciest of dogs and still name them Kencha, Kariya.
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One interest I would push hard is a grand Karnataka Rajyothsava celebration in schools, colleges, and universities. Karnataka Rajyothsava doesn’t get half the attention or support that Onam or Pongal celebrations do in colleges. (1/4).
It's high time, colleges in Karnataka start having democratic Kannada centric youth organisations at various levels. Not only to protect interests. It can be one of the strongest functional ways to build networks for Kannadigas.
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I genuinely think they’d actually understand and maybe even give it a try, without cribbing like our clothes-hanging-on-a-line script besties with paan flavoured braincells.
Coldplay cancels concert in Bengaluru after fans asked them to sing in Kannada
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Need. Want. Deserve. Require. Wish. Yearn. Demand.
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This is Bengaluru. This is Kannada. ಊರಿಗೆ ಅರಸನಾದರೂ ತಾಯಿಗೆ ಮಗನೇ ಅನ್ನೋ ಥರ, Global Brand aadru roots maribardu. ಉಘೇ ಉಘೇ RCB‼️ @RCBTweets.
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Looking for a Kannada Stand up Comic? Hi!💛❤️. Namaskaara! I’m Nithin M Kamath, and I’ve been performing Kannada comedy professionally for 4+ years. Book me for Kannada stand-up comedy at your college, corporate events, private gatherings, or community events. DM for details!.
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North Karnataka is facing serious floods. Speak up and activate yourself in assisting our brothers & sisters. Contribute funds and support in every way possible. Kannada-Karnataka unity is not just spoken, but shown through our actions, let our deeds resonate louder💛❤️.
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If RCB loses (badly) next match, it's a clear sign for us fans to seriously consider boycotting this clown team. You don’t get to play with our emotions on a subscription model, every fuckin year.
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Just northie behaviour bro, don’t know how to be a guest in another person’s house.
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Maga you’d be blown away if you found who made the platform you’re saying this on.
UPI apps were made by Non kannadigas, so don't use them then.
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Three language policy - Kannada, English and Facts.
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It’s not Bengaluru’s fault if you can't get out of bed and make an effort to learn about its history. Don’t take one observation and try to force everything in Blr into that narrow lens. Palaces, forts, temples, and museums all lie just below the “fancy” surface you’ve scratched.
i mean there's nothing to do in blr besides exploring good food at fancy restaurants like. you can't catch yourself having a historic epiphany at red fort or catch a breath at india gate or explore the art in hauz khas village's lanes or wander through paranthe ki gali or embrace.
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ಏನಾಯ್ತೋ ಏನಿಲ್ವೋ, ಕಳ್ಳೇಕಾಯಿ ಪರಿಷೇಲಿ ಹಂಗೆ ಒಂದ್ ರೌಂಡ್ ಹಾಕ್ಕೊಂಡ್ ಬಂದ್ರೆ 99% ಕನ್ನಡ ಕಿವಿಗೆ ಬೀಳೋದೇ ಚಂದ.
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If anyone’s from RVCE Bengaluru, I’m performing Kannada stand up comedy at your college tomorrow. ಸಿಗುವ!💛❤️.
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"Oh, you're from Rajasthan? I know a bit of Rajasthani - Khamma Ghani!”🥰."Oh, you're Bengali? I know 'Ami tomake bhalobashi!'😍."Oh, you speak French? Bonjour! I learned it from a TV show."😇. "Oh, you're Kannadiga? I know a couple of words - Kannad Gotthilla.haha lol get it🤪🤪.
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‘Mornings after RCB win’ are already a different high but ‘THE MORNING AFTER RCB WON A TROPHY’ is just ecstasy PURE UNADULTERATED SWARGA THIS IS!.
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Can’t fight for Kannada shows in other cities, can’t control other language movies dominating theatres in Karnataka, but CAN discuss banning film reviews on YouTube because they supposedly harm movie makers.
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Kannadiga auto driver attacks Hindi customer, National outrage, trolls, internet meltdown. Hindi migrant STABS a BMTC conductor, thrashes the bus and creates havoc, nation silent.
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BharathgaLu, NaavugaLu, Diganth jothe fanboy momentgaLu🫡‼️
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The next time you think you only have a 1% chance with your crush, remember.
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@vatsalyatandon Everything else is fine, but wth is this “Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir Sir” ? It feels like talking to a big office boss rather than an auto driver.
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ನಾವಾಡುವ ನುಡಿಯೇ ಕನ್ನಡ ನುಡಿ💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️.
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I fucking miss Appu sir man what a charisma on screen what a man what an actor😭😭😭😭😭.
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Had a lovely time performing Kannada stand up at RVCE, heard it was the first time a Kannada stand up show happened on that campus. ಸಿಕ್ಕಾಪಟ್ಟೆ ಮಜಾ ಬಂತು!💛❤️
If anyone’s from RVCE Bengaluru, I’m performing Kannada stand up comedy at your college tomorrow. ಸಿಗುವ!💛❤️.
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Why aren’t some Northies seeing the silent benefit of this bill? Get offended😠 channel that energy into building better infrastructure back home😡🤬 Contribute to the nation’s economy🤯 invest and benefit, and help increase the GDP of your state😈😈 revenge = taken🦠.
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NAKKAN NADI MANEGE, BOOK MAADLA NIM KERALA SRTC CHOTTHE SEAT NA??
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How long before Mallus claim “we built Middle East, Middle East would be begging if not for us”🤡.
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Support local artists, bands, and rappers by listening to their music and sharing what you liked. Tell them you want to see them live. This is how you help grow concert culture, live performance scene and the indie music scene.
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Whoever is saying Bangalore should definitely experience Hyderabad first. It's definitely a city worth living in. You should totally leave immediately. In fact there's a bus at 3 am should I book? Haha seriously should I?.
Life in Bangalore vs Hyderabad, which is better if you are totally new to both cities?
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Guru ishtu maadi name change maadu, bekaadre innuuu 16 varsha kaaythivi trophyge.
ರಿಷಬ್ ಶೆಟ್ಟಿ ಎನ್ ಹೇಳ್ತಿದ್ದಾರೆ ಅರ್ಥ ಆಯ್ತಾ? . Understood what Rishabh Shetty is trying to say? . You’ll find out at RCB Unbox. Buy your tickets now. 🎟️. @shetty_rishab #RCBUnbox #PlayBold #ArthaAytha #ನಮ್ಮRCB
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Boli in Rajasthan gets its name because Bolimaklu North Indians settled there.
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A friend posted this on Instagram. Kannada artists have finally started getting their due opportunities, stage time and credit. This has increased in the last few years as pandemic has helped independent art scene break out, paving way for a lot more people to hit the stage (1/3)
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Janmabhoomi Bengaluru bittu Karmabhoomi Mumbai ge hoguva suyoga. Got a job in an ad agency as Creative director 🫡🙌🏽.
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Cure yourself sometime, doctor.
Planning to go to Bangalore with my boys' group, pay the cabbie a thousand bucks and speak in proper Mehoni gujarati. How many wanna join? 😜.
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This better not have “Karnatak” written in Hindi script this time.
Karnataka's Lakkundi Temple will be featured in the Republic Day parade in Delhi on January 26.
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Didn’t achieve X revenue, that’s for sure.
JPMC in Kannada. 😄 Funny!.What did this name board in Kannada achieve?
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Kannada news channel anchors searching for new adjective words to describe the virus during their prime time report :
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Heart fucking broken, damn. Will miss you #chiranjeevisarja sir, thanks for movies such as vaayuputra, chiru and aatagaara😶❤️
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And having played 2016-17 season.
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The bus Bharath's family took to see Hennin Kade avaru in Pancharangi was better than this.
@entadabyavarsi I think most State transport corps are now bringing in good vehicles, these are MSRTC made by Scannia
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Man this joke so old it was there when NaadaPrabhu Kempegowda built the city, sit down.
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“wHy sHoULd I cALL tHem SiR?” Mucchthiya illa “boss” annak heL’la?.
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This photo and the fact that ABD CAUGHT A BLINDER OFF MY BALL will forever be my biggest flex. Happy birthday you beauty.
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Idk if any of you have eaten at this criminally underrated ice cream joint in Jayanagar, it’s called corner house (I discovered it thanks to Narayan murthy sir) do check it out!
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