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@ChennaiIPL aficionado. Part time bleeding blue, full time spreading #yellove. For Commercial and Collaboration - DM @FarziCricketer
Joined June 2020
If India wins tonight it'll be a finals of Generational chokers vs Chokers of the decade.
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So you gotta win a whole World Cup to make him remember he has a instagram account.
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Imagine applying for one month leave from your office only to send Kohli and Rohit back to the dressing room.
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The Greatest there is, .The Greatest there was,.The Greatest there ever will be.
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Any random Indian kid returning home after studying abroad will have more crowd than this 😭.
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Why do I feel like the whole team is collectively trying to get Pandya sacked from captaincy 😭.
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Will go down as one of the coldest delivery in sporting history.
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Poetic how the only trophy we won under Dravid is in a T20 format.
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The worst part is these Australians won't even give two flying f's about this World Cup once they wake up tomorrow 😭.
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"The best thing about Rayudu is he always gives 100% on field. The second thing is with him on the field I will never win the fair play award.". - Thala 😭😭😭😭😭.
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"I didn't do anything da. He just saw my thala WC final six screensaver"
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Holy fuck. Imagine what the crowd would be like if 2027 happens.
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This should be the last final hosted in this stadium atleast for the next few decades. No use of 1.5L crowd when the only vibe we gonna get is watching it on mute.
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KKR gave RCB their 49 and now took away their 263 too. What kind of generational hate is this?
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Literal rap*st? Allowed ✅️. 100g overweight cause she ate her opponents for breakfast, lunch and dinner? Disqualified ❌️. We don't need this rigged Olympics.
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Still the Greatest Indian batsman to play franchise cricket.
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Imagine how insane of an athlete you have to be for billions of Indians to be disappointed for a Silver in a tournament where they barely even win any bronze.
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Honestly I don't think I've ever seen Sharma ji intentionally slow down a knock for a milestone. He either genuinely struggles or does whatever he's doing now. No in-between.
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My brother in Christ please leave the 7th stump alone tomorrow.
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CSK taking club cricket to higher levels. We're on a different league now.
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Cricket can sit down for a bit. We've got one proper India vs Pakistan rivalry on the biggest stage.
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You can literally see in Kohli's face how much this innings means to him. Guy went through one hell of a time in his career, roasted by media and by some ex cricketers day in and day out. He literally looked into the camera like "talk to me now mfs". 🐐 Mentality.
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Kavya Maran's top order and Preity Zinta's middle order need to form an alliance and take over this league.
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This team really just went from not even chasing a 160+ target this season to chasing 170+ from just 15 overs in the biggest stage against the best bowling side of the tournament. Still feels unreal.
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How good you have to be to be celebrated like this by a country that's only known to worship their batsmen like God's. There'll never be another Bumrah.
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Bro these Aussies are fielding like they're on steroids wtf 😭😭😭.
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Guy deleted his tweet to add "ever". The way a 40 year old Dhoni brings out the inner fanboy of many is just unreal.
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4.5 hours of good cricket getting ruined by 45 mins of bad cricket
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This is gonna be that Sreesanth catch of this generation.
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World Cup final ❌️.IPL final ❌️.All my homies are waiting for this Queen's final ✅️
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T20 cricket heals every second it isn't played in UAE.
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91 against Gambhir. Bro's doing everything he can to get retained.
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91 runs by Conway in 1st test .91 runs by Rohit in whole series .91 years since last series whitewash in India
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Rahane is officially CSK's greatest steal of all time. No one can ever top this impact.
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When they ask you to bat at number 3 but you know you're gonna open after one over anyways.
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What do people genuinely expect him to do? Fast for 5 straight days until the match is over?
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Kohli I'm sorry but you're done. Not even an amateur will get out for the same delivery in every single innings of a series.
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I personally feel like Bumrah deserves complete rest from cricket until the end of May. This is the least we could do for him as a cricket loving nation.
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Deepak Chahar when it's a month before auction and retentions.
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Ajinkya Rahane:."I loved all my knocks so far but i feel like my best is yet to come.". It's getting scary 🥵.
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Physically he was celebrating his 5fer, mentally he was celebrating his Gold medal.
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Team score 53, Rohit Sharma 50 and the second highest scorer is extras with 2.
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Always knew he was the one with spine from all the carrying he does.
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Goodnight sir 🫶
Goodnight 🫶.
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Thala captained his team to all kinds of trophies but kicking these guys out still stands as his biggest contribution to the team.
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A whole week of what started as a troll on reddit turning into unexpected pr by brands around the world, followed by BCCI retiring the number itself. Thala for a reason.
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Hitting 5 sixes in a row is one thing but hitting 5 sixes in a row when 5 sixes are needed of the last 5 balls is fucking crazy.
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Trash talking Kohli until he's out is kinda risky. One minute he'll be 30 off 29, in the next 10 minutes he'll be 50 off 35. Weird behaviour.
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When the limelight is mostly on Kohli, Rohit and the bowlers this man silently showcased one of the best middle order performance in World Cup history. Only player from outside top three in Top 5 run getters of this World Cup.
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97/5 against a team which isn't even going to play the World Cup.
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Brother gave a 49 for Bangalore and broke the same record in Bangalore.
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I genuinely can't believe we aren't winning the World Cup, at home, with quite easily the greatest Indian ODI team assembled. What even went wrong?.
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If an Australian is mad at you you've probably done something right.
Siraj, you’re a disgrace to yourself, Test cricket and your country.
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Have no memory of any World Cup's after this six. We move.
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From getting dropped in IPL team's to getting on the plane for World T20. This redemption will be remembered for ages.
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Me and my homies realising that Pathirana bowls at death, Rahane stands at slips, Jadeja protects the boundaries and thala looks over everything else for us.
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Happy to see this man finally getting his flowers. No Indian captain will find a better team man than him.
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Mom was out carpet shopping. The guy said 800 for one and she started bargaining at 250
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Only dube can frustrate both the home team and the opposition team at the same time. Unreal skill set.
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Can we have a moment of silence for brother Nawaz for celebrating Kohli's wicket in a free hit delivery? Walking like a God amongst men.
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England against Afghanistan, South Africa against Netherlands and we're playing Bangladesh next.
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Rohit Sharma when he announces Arjun Tendulkar replacing Bumrah during toss.
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The Greatest there is,.The Greatest there was,.The Greatest there ever will be.
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4 overs .4 maidens and.3 wickets. This will probably be the only record that stays unbroken forever in the history of this sport.
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