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@NinjaGrannyHodl

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Soft as a knife. #bitcoin Old, wrinkly, fat, ugly, loud, 😉😉. 2 cats Not based, not woke, too alive for that shit. Anti-Marxist

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@NinjaGrannyHodl
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2 years
Oh, we’re discussing feminity? Give me calm intelligent majestic war goddess Athena (Cryptonomicon), sexy loving strategic Mariko (Shogun), creative evil-destroying Durga & Kali, wife & mother Vidya Bagchi (Kahaani), protective empowering Khaula bint Al-Azwar, soft mother bears.
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@escapefrommelos Dutch weren’t so nice in Africa
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@datepsych They use this fact as a reason for why you should settle for their abusive low quality selves. It’s just manipulation on their part. A sort of “nobody else could ever love you”.
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Bitcoin will destroy Blackrock if they fuck around.
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Finished The Sovereign Individual. What next??!
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@ShaykhSulaiman Yeaaaah…. So I’m pretty sure it’s actually because of his teachings toward women and his raping. But keep playing victim.
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@subzndubz @anammostarac @Bruce6620440846 The vast majority of autistic adults would not give it up.
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@francispouliot_ @JasonSCampbell This is why I can’t take y’all seriously. Old system new lords
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@___klassy @InternetH0F Might’ve saved his life tbh
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Oh my. Did Nic Carter fall on his head? Goodness.
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@BitcoinScoresby Send it to a burn address nobody can ever access? 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@francispouliot_ @JasonSCampbell Naturally YOU will still get a say in your new system.
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@KeturahAbigail Nobody is a spoiled brat for not liking a gift they don't like. We get to like what we like and dislike what we dislike.
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@ask_aubry I’d straight up ask him to move over.
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@Inversionism @elonmusk @CommunityNotes Maybe you’re just wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@actingliketommy @francisxwolf @Eve6 Rent will get much more expensive.
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@NinjaGrannyHodl
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Dear women, Buy bitcoin. You can get a boyfriend later. 🤷🏻‍♀️
@HodlTarantula
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If you ever feel some sorta way🤣
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@RealTimers @billmaher @ben_mckenzie I’m not planning to get rich. I’m planning to have money that saves it’s value. That way I can focus on building stuff in this world and being productive. Utterly. Useful. Young and fully embracing.
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@ask_aubry Bears don’t care….choose the bear? 😂
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@reformedwifey Need?? Ha. What if the parents are abusive? What if the woman simply loves adventure. Different people need different things.
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@sacwriter I’ve turned down applicants for doing this to me! 100%. My female employees don’t need to deal with a guy like this. I’d be horrible to make them do so.
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@jujudaponziguy @Slatzism It’s been in the religion from the start.
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@gladstein @udiWertheimer Dodged my question. Do most of the responsible adults support Hamas?
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@CedYoungelman @_BitcoinMatrix Getting on a lifeboat can still leave you stranded in a deserted ocean
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@RobAltenburg Homelessness and poverty create horribly dirty environments. Prosperity leads to better for the environment. People can afford to care. Sound money is the foundation. It’s so important.
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@nathandickson @BitcoinMagazine You don’t like knowing g all your stuff is saved by the nsa, etc? I like knowing that.
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@SMHsport Not a woman.
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@LukeDashjr
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@OG_Kenobi_Hello They got my cold wallet too
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@CleanUpBitcoin Poor economies don’t care about the environment. Prosperous economies care about their environment. Fix the money, fix the world.
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@hrtlndbitcoin Who is she?
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@Andrew_J_Howard Meet more people
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@BritMartinez Eye liner is makeup.
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@thetrocro Better yet…. May the good men start calling out the bad ones. I’ll be impressed when THAT baseline standard happens.
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“If people don’t start to copy you, you’ve probably done something wrong.” - @parkeralewis @PlebLab startup day
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@DzambhalaHODL Letting others define you. Don’t do that.
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@DevoutDriller @zerohedge He hasn’t committed suicide yet though. I think he’s lying.
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@luinalaska This is probably a man.
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Everyone should have three accounts. One as an old woman. One as a young woman. One as a man. Say the same stuff. Be you on each. See the different responses you get. 👀😂💀🤷🏻‍♀️
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@myranie54_23 @JFGariepy They’re just mad because every single woman means another single man.
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@sovrynmindset Ideas should not need a face. Ideas stand or not on their own. If you need a face and name, you’re likely a very common user of ad hominem attacks.
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@Satoshi_Madoff @AsherHopp @steve_hanke Bitcoin has utility value as a ledger and a secure one at that. Like a scoreboard where money is the points. And it has value as a way to send value, extremely quickly and cheaply.
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@BecomeAManAgain If it keeps men like you away, I can see why women get them. 🤔
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@Cobylefko It looks hideous to me. Reminiscent of communist block architecture.
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@jyn_urso We had a sex worker who came to our meetups for a while and they are canaries in the coal mine for freedom. She had some scary stories. Stuff that will come for all of us.
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@Lorinaura Saving has been a value for millennia. Until those in power break the money and inflate it into a Ponzi scheme. The more I hodl the more valuable everyone’s bitcoin is.
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Dear women, Buy bitcoin, so a guy with bitcoin doesn’t impress you for something other than his character.
@TheBTCTherapist
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One day she’ll appreciate my #Bitcoin
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@liamthomson @jam21t @1GarethWynJones Regenerative agriculture is the way to go. It improves soil, improves plant life and carbon sequestration in the soil. Anyway. Climate change is just change. It’s not bad. People just freak out over change.
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@newscientist @modernTman @CarniClemenza @MrSollozzo @JasonWrich I’m gonna go cry for the poor dogs. Be back later.
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@culturaltutor This one is pretty ugly actually.
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@Co5taRica @hollowearthterf Please. Do. Go away. And don’t come back.
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@SamuelUzuegbu @DramaAlert Do he was sexually harassing her. Zero sympathy 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@HodlMagoo Damn. We just didn’t see this coming.
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“If you don’t build it for bitcoiners, it’s probably a temporary solution.” - @parkeralewis @PlebLab
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@KeturahAbigail her smile did not reach her eyes, but anyway only she knows
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Honestly half the reason I’m leaving this state is how sick I am of being hit on by swingers. I’m over it.
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@gladstein @udiWertheimer Do most of the people support Hamas?
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@zedact3d @SvetskiWrites He “trained” his. Classic abuse.
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@ROGUESUPPORT2 @kirtipatelmd So I’m guessing you’re single
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@ExistNNature @Elmontaserr @JohnConstas Matcha, specifically, for L-Theanine. Bright green ones. Has way more than regular teas. You’ll feel it pretty quick.
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@LysisTrading @imodernman Same for men. I imagine 9-5 is soul crushing to them too. It’s not the way humans are made. Any of us.
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@FredNietzky That’s not a nun
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@efftheuniparty @autocorrect2_0 Umm. Communism fits that bill.
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@Ryan_Daigler They accept kindness you owe them, but never that you offer them. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@datepsych Are men less emotional? This would, of course, include the emotions that lead men to kill women more. Anger, jealousy, rage, etc.
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@WalkerAmerica @thecryptoc0up1e This sounds so disturbing somehow.
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God. People not into bitcoin who insist on asking how much bitcoin you have and how much you spent on it and don’t get how rude or un-opsec or against etiquette it is. And you just refuse to answer a good ten times, and they don’t get the hint. 🫤 because it’s so foreign to them.
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Moving to nostr is isolating yourself from your intended audience of non-bitcoiners and just partying with friends in a nice echo chamber. Have fun.
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@LynAldenContact @molly0xFFF Wow. Lucky you. A lot of us women have had a lot of sexism, harassment, and retaliation directed at us. Are you discrediting us? Because, don’t.
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@ck_SNARKs @FossGregfoss @TheBitcoinConf “My vision of you is tarnished because you criticized me”…..?? 😬
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@Kyle_Fuller117 @SouthlandPost The day someone does it to you is the day I’ll say someone did something based.
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@haymes_joshua Men should probably start wearing robes again like they did in Jesus' day.
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@TFTC21 What?! Blockbuster thinks Netflix is only for pirates?? Shocking!!
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Women w/ men like Svetski either flee & spend years trying to heal & recover their sense of self, wondering how they were duped so fully; or they become shells, physically aging really fucking fast. His last 2 podcasts are horrifying. His ideas on bitcoin don’t make up for this.
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@Coinicarus You know…. Good for her.
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@fantasticarg3 @Philosophi_Cat @Brittany010817 @drantbradley Hey. For every single woman, there’s a single man. So. How’s he gonna feel in his 50s, 60s, etc? Maybe he should been a better man, risen to the challenge, etc. 😂
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I can mute words? I’m about to mute ‘based’. Might add ‘woke’.
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Some of these women in #bitcoin are getting loud, and it's prompting some of the misogynists to start showing their true colors in embarrassing outbursts of pure stupidity. I'm here for it.
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@TheRubyKennedy @VicJules69 Imagine trusting anything you tweet.
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Dear women, buy #bitcoin so you can choose a good man at any price because you have no need for *his* money when you have your own.
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@luke_broyles Dude, everyone's gonna get some many chicks at 100k
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@jorkney5 @Dennis_Porter_ @SatoshiActFund Why is a face needed for ideas?
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@DonutOperator @hollowearthterf Former police officer…. You’re one of the ones that’s the reason victims of rape don’t bother asking for police help, aren’t you.
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