EXERCISE BOY (DEROGATORY)
@NightmareModeGo
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Vile wee streamer man. Games, manga, all the good stuff - 1/2 of @2gdbys - QA on Paradise Killer - For business enquiries nightmaremodego @gmail .com
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My gran is trying to tell a customer about the time she accidentally went through Burger King's drive-thru and had to wait ages to explain she didn't want anything.
But she can't remember the name, so just keeps calling it "Beef burger car park".
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My gran spilled a bit of bleach on her carpet the other day, so decided to go with it.
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I'll never forgive Scott for deleting these.
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It's been seven years, and this only gets funnier with time.
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Laura Palmer's Theme on this is killing me.
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Earlier the delivery dude handed me the pizza, clocked my Dragon Ball tee and immediately went "How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?".
Before I could ever begin to react to what was happening, he started walking away going "Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!".
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Reading the Berserk guidebook. Nodding away at Guts' parameters.
Then I saw Emotional Strength.
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This bloke interviewed by Vice about whether we should go to console war with the world over Scorpio is my new hero
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oblivion loading screen tip: take caution! others can see your constant replies to 20 year old women
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Borderlands 3 hasn't happened yet because Randy keeps writing "I can has cheezburger?" in a word document, then laughing so much he passes out, accidentally smashing Alt+F4 as he hits the keyboard.
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Pat laying it out like this is what really cemented how fucked the Microsoft situation is in my mind.
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Breaking into Jamie Oliver's house dressed as Tony the Tiger and making him eat a bag of sugar.
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53 years old.
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"Stay cool, Rory. He wouldn't do anything in a public place. You've got this, old boy"
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👏STOP👏EATING👏YORKSHIRE👏PUDDINGS👏IF👏YOU'RE👏NOT👏FROM👏YORKSHIRE
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Incredible wordplay here in Saint Young Men.
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Be careful who you call ugly in high school.
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I'd be normal and simply help my child and let him know I've always got his back. Not treat him like I'm his fuckin' manager.
My kid packed his project last night and forgot to bring it to school this morning. I saw it as we left the house and it pains me not to remind him. That bitterness as he walked to his classroom was horrible for me to watch, but necessary for him to grow up.
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*JK Rowling voice*
"Voldemort was a Scottish Nationalist"
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Saw that the tweet with these incredible fake Ice-T CSI quotes was deleted, but you deserve to see them.
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So the story in FFXV is shite but the folk you're with make it worthwhile?
Can I blow your mind for a second?
That's LIFE, my friend.
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Stiffling massive laughs in work as a customer tells us her husband is banned from picking their grandwean up from nursery because last time he was there he saw a wean eating a huge sandwich and said "You are nothing but a beast".
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I totally forgot about this bit. Amazing.
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My wee pal is away. I'm in bits. Cannae think properly typing this.
Please, I don't want any rainbow bridge chat. He's gone. I just wanted folk to know.
He was my best pal. I loved him.
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Imagine Drake died in the first 20 minutes of Uncharted 4, and the rest of the game is you as Sully trying to buy viagra in a Nepal market.
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Just realised I'd never seen the original of this bit and it's funnier than every variation I've seen over the years.
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Genuinely the coolest thing that's ever happened to me.
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My maw's pal forgot she cut the grass and let her pups out.
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It's gonnae get absolutely destroyed.
They'll wake up one morning and just find it completely smashed to dust and damp with piss. Big shit in the middle like a flake.
Margaret Thatcher statue costing £30,000 approved despite concerns about it being vandalised
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Quickly placing my face into the gamer mist and inhaling deeply to become graphics.
Xbox Series X users are reportedly facing hardware issues on launch day, as multiple consoles start to smoke.
#XboxSeriesX
#Xbox
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A person who's been legally allowed to drink for 30 years hearing someone say "wine".
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This is a wrestling promo.
ICYMI: A vandal with a bone to pick spray-painted “Mike is a cheater” on an SUV parked in Northeast D.C.
But it wasn’t Mike’s car.
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I cannae breathe.
WILD HELICOPTER RESCUE: Firefighters say a 74-year-old woman had to be flown off of Piestewa Peak this morning after she suffered an injury while hiking.
STORY:
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Just learning about The Bed of Chaos' hitbox, and fuck me.
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I had to get this wretched thing out of my brain.
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Two jabs, and 95% covid immune, but still not goin' anywhere because I've fuckin' played XCOM.
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I mind being about 14 sitting at benches in the local park, and the polis asked what we were doing. Felt like an idiot goin "Sitting". They said we couldnae hang aboot there because it was loitering.
We were just chatting about nothing. Folk are such fuckin' weirdos.
a lot of 'anti-social behaviour' is actually just people being social, a good illustration
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Stupid old fuck
Miyamoto originally wanted Wind Waker to be realistic, “cringed” when he saw the art style
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Who's that?
Whose name is that in a real game and not for daft kickstarter reasons or shite like that, but for actually helping with it?
Who could have that name in a game that is available on Nintendo Switch right now?
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Just seen a fan music video for Stellar Blade that has the lyric "Handsome gamer boys let's all unite... Against these woke sites!".
The dude is 42 years old. These people have lost their minds.
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I love when Toriyama draws a dude like this.
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I have hacked yer arse so it cannae do shites now.
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Funny as fuck meeting this guy and he's like "PLEASE, I AM A MAN WHO WAS TURNED INTO A MONSTER BY CRUEL SCIENCE!".
Then you come back later and he's like:
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I work full time and have £2.34 in the bank, but I'm praying for ye, son.
Wanna know the struggles of streaming over other jobs? I left for less than 48 hours and lost 40,000 subscribers on twitch. I’ll be back today (Wednesday) grinding again.
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This is officially the most powerful image to ever exist. Please draw strength from it in times of need.
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Banks? Naw, I don't trust them.
I just keep my
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Me to a very lucky lady:
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"I asked him who the fuck just said that, and he asked me if he was a mistake. I told him he wisnae and the telly shouted 'aye he wis!'".
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killer7 chat stickers from Kurayami Dance.
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This fucking kills me every time it appears on my feed.
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A Japanese guy with 17 followers is gonnae build a fully functioning mech in Tears of the Kingdom that can leap across the entire map in a single bound and land on the final boss, killing him instantly.
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It's amazing how quickly normal underpaid folk turn against other normal underpaid folk just for standing up for themselves.
The rich have got them trained so well.
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My maw was in the middle of telling me it was nice to see the school weans wearing masks earlier, then cut herself off with "aw.... Fuck off" because they were trying each others on.
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Howlin' at this cunt on telly who's angry at no financial support because of his job, and dropping the "I've voted Conservative all my life" clanger.
Well done man, they finally got round to you, and NOW they're the baddies, aye?
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I've never noticed until now just how much "Picking up yer drunk pals" energy this has.
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A-levels are a scam. Just get a few shags in ye to put things in perspective, then have a 20 year breakdown in a shite job like the rest of us.
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I recreated them to the best of my ability.
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