Sam @ I've Never Seen... 🔆
@Never_Seen_Trek
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Sam's Quest to binge through all of Star Trek! (she/they). Suggestions and Feedback: [email protected] 4th Horseman of the Apocalypse apparently
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Joined April 2021
Oh yeah my handle changed cause I realised you can use your own domains over there, it's @iveneverseen.com now.
Yeah I'm not gonna be using this app beyond occasionally checking up on friends then, see you all over in the butterfly place
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Oh aye, targeting David Tennant for harassment is a sound idea for sure mate, his fans are famously small in number and just roll over and accept when people attack him /s 🙄
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Make this man Wolverine please he has the short king gremlin energy nailed.
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Fuck it, every Doctor and whether Houdini is blowing their back out, or they're blowing Houdini's back out.
ruby thinks houdini was blowing the doctors back out btw
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@inreGray @Namron_elocin @keybrackson "Sorry, your dog was too dog so I have no sympathy for you being scammed".
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I think I'm in love with whoever designed this form
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*sigh* here we go again. Every Doctor, and which Beatle they would shag 🧵:. (I'm keeping the low res pictures of the Doctors fuck you all).
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@JuliaHB1 "I deleted the tweet where I used somebodies autism as an insult but I'm totally still in the right and not owned at all shut up".
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My phone's lock screen now cycles through Doctors 1-14 (including War) each time I open it, and then unlocks onto 15!
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Can't wait to see how his wife reacts tbqh, I can only assume she'll burn Graham so savagely he'll have to leave twitter again 😂.
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Someone leaking the entire no fly list on this fucking blog is the funniest thing I've ever seen
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Petition for Data's pet Spot the Cat to make a re-appearence in Star Trek at some point, but being played by @JortsTheCat and also they're the star of the show and it's just a Jorts the Cat show.
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@Hbomberguy To be fair he is right, our greatest fantasy writer is also a powerful defender of reality. He's just wrong about who that writer is, cause it's Neil Gaiman.
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@mikepocalyko Does it make you feel uncomfortable that you manipulated a vulnerable person into returning to an abusive environment, sending them to their death?.
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9th Doctor - Every time he visited Houdini he trauma dumped about the Time War and killed the mood
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@siteofgrace Need to know what his reaction to being called the most fuckable twink was ngl.
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Today I learned that Pizza Hut in the USA has a small selection of stores branded as "Pizza Hut Classic" with fully retro interiors and signage and shit and I'm so mad that we don't have them over here
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It's a tad late in the evening to be posting this but I don't want to sit on it so screw it: I've done some statistical analysis on the LGB Alliance's Twitter Followers, and oh boy is it interesting . 🧵🧵🧵🧵.
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15th Doctor - Gets his back blown out by Houdini nightly and is incredibly enthusiastic about it, has finally gotten over his awkwardness about sex
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War Doctor - came up with some bullshit excuse about how because he's not the Doctor anymore, he doesn't deserve to have his back blown out by Houdini
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Idk how this is a hot take, but twitter is being twitter so I'll say it anyway:. If you feel so threatened by the presence of an 8 year old boy, that you respond to this suggesting his mother should abandon him in order to access a shelter, the problem isn't the boy, it's you.
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6th Doctor. Nasty freak, he and Houdini take turns doing utterly depraved shit to eachother
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11th Doctor - Confused the hell out of Houdini by being surprisingly nasty despite his clumsy demeanor. The only Doctor who Houdini properly enjoyed being topped by
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1st Doctor - Pillow Princess, Houdini is doing *all* of the work here but the Doctor let's him have one of his cigars afterwards
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14th Doctor - desperate to make up for 10's selfishness, just let's Houdini do whatever he wants (which usually means wearing handcuffs and getting his back blown out)
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10th Doctor - much like the 1st Doctor, very selfish in the bedroom. Houdini's least favourite incarnation
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12th Doctor - The 12th Doctor has never and will never have sex. Houdini called him after fucking one of the less caring Doctors so he could supply the Aftercare
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4th Doctor - just cuddles platonically, one of only 2 Doctors who never had sex with Houdini
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2nd Doctor - MASSIVE bottom, MASSIVE brat. Houdini refuses to teach him the handcuff trick cause it'd ruin their evenings together
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5th Doctor. The most vanilla doctor, only does missionary and cried when Houdini tried to tie him up
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@fesshole Every additional MPH increases the risk of death, from 5% at 20 to 40% at 30, 80% at 40 and close to 100% at 50 and above. It's entirely plausible that that "few mph above the speed limit" made all the difference
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1. Anti-Colonialism.2. Pro-Corgis.3. Follows me. What's not to love?.
@kelios It’s ok we don’t have to agree on everything, and we can still have other stuff in common. Like how I don’t like the violence of colonialism or pretending to be destined by god to hoard generational riches from colonialism and enslavement, but I do love corgis! ❤️.
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13th Doctor - too socially awkward for most things, but makes him pay her for attention and then spends it on shit from Kerblam
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3rd Doctor - Tops. Houdini prefers topping himself but accepts it cause 3 gives him some great massages
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11th Doctor: Bonds with Ringo over Thomas the Tank Engine, shags him.
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8th Doctor - didn't reconcile with Houdini until a week before he regenerated, had one incredibly passionate night together (where he bottomed ofc) and then left straight for Cass' ship
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I called 4 "one of only 2 Doctors never to fuck Houdini" and then listed 3 total doctors who never fucked Houdini I'm a fraud.
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@MichaelJPartyka "it's okay that the Pastor is a pedophile because I am too" really isn't the slam dunk you think it is buddy.
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7th Doctor - bottoms, loves being picked up. Houdini tried to convince him to join his magic act cause of his height but he wasn't interested. They fell out and 7 stopped seeing him because Houdini called him manipulative
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9th Doctor: Prefers the Rolling Stones, sleeps with Paul anyway
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@bendreyfuss "yes I'm a sociopath, but you're worse than me so nur" is quite the argument Benny boy.
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14th Doctor: fucks all of them but at different times because he wants to make sure they all get his undivided attention
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This is my best one yet don't you dare sleep on it
Fuck 359.
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Since this is doing numbers, sup gang, I'm a disabled trans woman who's been unable to get a job for the last year and a half and the DWP keep telling me I'm "not disabled enough" for benefits, so if you fancy helping me not die of hunger, my PayPal is
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@DANIELPEMBERTON This is actually an urban myth and result of news sites not checking their sources. The story as told more or less did happen, but it was a different advert made by the same agency, not this one.
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15th Doctor: Massive Ringo fan, would probably sleep with all of them but Ringo's his fave and he visits him regularly for a quick bit of fun and a cuddle
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13th Doctor: fangirls massively when she meets them, is so distracted looking for her autograph book that she misses all their hints and doesn't fuck any of them
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@mikepocalyko Does it make you feel uncomfortable that you manipulated a vulnerable person into returning to an abusive environment, sending them to their death?.
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12th Doctor: bonds with Paul during that era where he despised John for some reason. Would probably punch John if he met him.
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@jmasseypoet The most hilarious thing about this is you confidently posting it on here, seemingly in the mistaken belief that it doesn't make you look pathetic 😂.
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10th Doctor: too vain to make a decision based on any actual attraction, fucks Paul just so he can say he has
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@leahajk Not that you should have to do this, but Spotify lyrics feature is provided by Musixmatch, if you have an android phone their standalone app can put a pop-up on your screen whenever it detects music playing that'll show you the exact same lyrics, time-synced and all.
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6th Doctor: Fucks all of them over a long weekend, in a penthouse. With a jacuzzi. Doesn't take the rainbow jacket off once.
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@MockWooloo @I_make_music @tfirstelizabeth "it causes huge anxiety". You know what causes a lot of people anxiety Hun?. BLOCKING THE FUCKING FIRE ESCAPES.
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4th Doctor: still doesn't fuck, but has a lovely time eating some very strange brownies and offering them some Jelly Babies in return
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@Nigel22680761 You see how he has half a million followers?. You also see how I have just over a thousand?. You realise how stupid you sound now?.
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Introducing your new managers at AFC Richmond
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War Doctor: still sulking, still making excuses about not deserving to shag a Beatle
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@Neogears27 @Network_Synth @unfunnymeat @BetwixtBeing The trans woman getting doxxed and people making bomb threats towards her after she got dogpiled for posting a version of this meme was just a coincidence then was it.
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8th Doctor: appreciates George Harrison's quieter demeanor, ends up having a long relationship with him
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If this thread does well I'll do bonus shit like the Fatal Death or Shalka Doctors.
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@wutdafudgebro Mulaney had Chapelle come on as a surprise opener at a recent gig, where he proceeded to make loads of transphobic and ableist jokes and then end with Mulaney hugging him and calling him a good friend.
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3rd Doctor: Gets high with John Lennon, shags him
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5th Doctor: reluctant to fuck any of them but knows his companions will laugh at him if he chickens out, fucks Paul because "he's the most famous one, right?"
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@SVPhillimore If kids can't be queer then they can't be straight either, let's lobby for no heterosexual relationships on kids TV. No characters with married parents, the kids can't know about people's attractions!!!.
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Everyone complaining about Robert April being black better also be up in arms about him not being 2D anymore.
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7th Doctor: bonds with Paul and John when he learns they had a skiffle band, fucks them both
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9th Fatal Death Doctor: talks too much in the bedroom and nearly put Houdini off, but brought it back by demonstrating what else his mouth could do
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@JortsTheCat I have had the week from hell and basically had to cut off a good chunk of my family for treating me like shit but somehow Jortsposting always manages to cheer me up please keep this account active as long as you can be arsed 😂.
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1st Doctor: from the 60's, knows that Barbara would probably *love* George Harrison so shags him
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13th Fatal Death Doctor: much like the real 13th Doctor, rarely actually had sex with Houdini, but the exact opposite of the 13th Doctor in that it's because she was too busy whipping him
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2nd Doctor: relates to Ringo because of his reputation as the less talented one despite actually being really good, so shags him
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Me watching the likes beginning to tick up on this thread:
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Transphobia is dangerous. If allowed to fester and grow, it can, and has been shown to, roll back hard won rights not just for trans people, but all LGBT+ people. But those rollbacks require vocal support. In artificially inflating local follower numbers, the LGBA is creating/.
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First of all, a couple of disclaimers:. First, whilst I studied Data Science at Uni for a period, my poor health led me to drop out, and as such I am not a qualified statistician. You're welcome to draw your own conclusions from any data I provide. Second, the data I have looked/.
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At in this research includes location data, so I want to be absolutely clear - at no point during this research have I had access to any single individuals location data. The only information I have seen is a serious of anonymised numbers representing followers in a rough area.
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@PaulCos18783963 If my mentions rn are anything to go by, "absolute freaks" was too kind honestly.
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10th Fatal Death Doctor: switches it up with Houdini, big advocate for toys in the bedroom and no Harry he doesn't just mean your handcuffs get with the times
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Stonewall spent the last week tirelessly working to evacuate LGBT+ Afghans. LGB Alliance spent it saying Conversion Therapy is fine actually. Remind me who the real allies are again?
Let’s start the weekend with some uplifting news! 🌠 ✈️ We’re delighted to confirm that the first 29 LGBTQ+ Afghans have arrived in Britain to begin new lives free from persecution. This wouldn’t have been possible without YOUR support!
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A false narrative, that local people care about the issues they claim to tackle. They create the illusion of vocal support where none exists. It's been shown repeatedly that GCs manipulate twitter's algorithms to push hashtags to trending with relatively small numbers - this is/.
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12th Fatal Death Doctor: Knocked Houdini off his feet with how suave and confident he is. Topped most of the time, but knew how to let Harry take control every so often to keep him happy
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