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How to pick a fake profile.
Written by me using information I've learnt by osmosis.
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I don't really care too much about the queen, but I really feel I need to remind everyone that Meghan Markle got punished worse for being black and a divorcee by the Royal Family than Prince Andrew did for being a pedophile.
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@PunishedAG
I work with someone who has paranoid schizophrenia.
They started yelling that someone put a curse on their legs. I started massaging their legs, telling them my magic is more powerful than the curse. Eventually they stopped being "cursed".
They were having a cramp.
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@thehill
He committed a hate crime, arson, third degree harrasment, trespassing and theft.
"16 years for burning a flag" yes, bit excessive.
"16 years for the above crimes" yeah... Not so much.
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@anitasarkeesian
I did martial arts.
It was compulsory during spars to wear chest protection.
Of course, they were designed for men.
They put women in a major disadvantage.
Once I got female chest protection, it was significantly easier to fight and less likely to get injured.
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Yes, that's what happens when you break Twitter's TOS.
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TIL getting an education is woke.
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@anitasarkeesian
Moral of story?
This has a huge practical reason for having the armour shaped like that.
For reduction of injuries, flexibility and comfort.
They're not skimpy clothing.
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@DatFishe
@ChironRtrnBomb
@YouMustBeJo
@jRomeest93
It's ridiculous.
People are just saying "I don't like what you just said, so I'm going to pretend that you are lying to make me feel better."
Same thing happened to me when I complained on r/CaronavirusDownUnder about the time I was verbally attacked for wearing a mask.
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This is a
@KatyMontgomerie
appreciation post.
She's incredibly strong in the face of all the anti-trans bullshit, and I just think she needs some love.
Everyone, please, say something nice about her in the replies.
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@Highlandfreethi
@PeterSweden7
*denies women and non-white people an education*
"WHITE MEN INVENTED STUFF! YOU WOULD HAVEN'T GOT WHAT YOU HAVE IF IT WASN'T FOR WHITE MEN!!!"
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@littlewhitty
@PearlPearl1
@seekverdad
Imagine having your future threatened for speaking out against having your future threatened.
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@gimmickannoying
Have you seen the one where they posted a screenshot where the woman says her husband left her for her daughter on her 18th birthday?
Like, that basically makes them endorse p3dofilia.
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@BlueCollarYuppi
@nypost
A polymer is a chain of repeating molecules, such as cellulose. Not all polymers are artificial and not all are toxic.
You have polymers in your body right now for structural purposes.
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@AITA_reddit
Jeebus
That's really horrible.
Didn't OP say they weren't particularly close?
I think we can see why now.
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I mean, this is literally what happens under capitalism.
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Why can't Americans just learn Celsius?
Why should 7.5bn people learn F when 400mil people can't be arsed to learn C?
This attitude pisses me off.
No one should ever even think about using Celsius for daily life, ever. I'm sorry, I know that is very American of me, but what the hell is 66.7°C? No one knows. But if you say wow, it is over 150°F EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS THAT IS TOO HOT.
Don't get me started about body temp. 😡
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The fact that the majority of the planet has adopted Celsius and the metric system kinda tells you which one is the better system.
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@POTUS
You cannot say democracy has prevailed while the people who were instrumental in the attack are still sitting in Congress and the Senate.
And people stonewalling investigations into the insurrection.
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@PunishedAG
It wasn't funny at all.
They were screaming and panicking and if I took my hands away from their legs for a second, they got bad again. I was stuck like that for a good ten minutes.
When the cramp stopped and they recovered, I explained what happened.
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I have a very expensive piece of paper!
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@Esqueer_
I know this is AI, but even this AI generation appears to be a happy and content person.
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@TootsTheRed
@TehAngryAnalyst
@HappyFeminist
@Dixie_Yankee
The problem is, she probably can't because she doesn't have money.
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@Inkaino
Kinda also neglecting to mention that Christopher Columbus was so heinous that even the Spanish royalty (you know, the people who ruled the Spanish Inquisition) were horrified by his actions.
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Hot take.
Child beauty pageants are a lot worse for kids than drag shows.
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@CrazyMomma007
@EveryVoiceNC
@JessPish
Teaching critical thinking is important, but you also need to teach effective research skills or else you'll end up with a kid who believes every conspiracy theory known to humanity.
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@LizardOrman
@MadelineTraino1
@halford_rosie
@setoacnna
They defaulted to the male and there was a feminist revolution, demanding that they can express their gender publicly.
He portrayed everyone against the revolution as being stuck in the mud and bigots.
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@JimNeutrino
@Olas_Truth
Fun fact: fat people can still get health problems outside of their weight.
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@Aaawhyme
@ohmyjoshh69
Kangaroos fight using their legs to claw at their opponent's torso. He hit it in the face. He broke with the rules of engagement.
That's like agreeing to a boxing match and your opponent does a flying side kick.
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@BlueCollarYuppi
@nypost
It's a charged polymer that lines the vas defrens which destroys the sperm as it passes through.
Synthetic =/= evil nor does it cause cancer. That's a logical fallacy called "appeal to nature" and it has caused deaths.
Hormones used in birth control are synthetic.
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@TabitaSurge
If I was to get a cleaner, it would be so they can stand in the kitchen with a cup of coffee and yell at me while I do the cleaning.
Not a fetish. I have ADHD and I need people to keep me on track.
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@ask_aubry
When your partner orders food for you without your input, then that's a massive red flag.
I was on a gluten free diet and I asked my ex to order me a chicken burger without the bun and he refused to because he was worried about what the person taking the order would think.
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@varindersingh24
Not sure.
My country locked down and got on top of COVID very quickly.
There hasn't been any cases in my state in weeks.
Because science works.
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@PunishedAG
I was legitimately concerned that I was going to have to be there for 30 minutes.
Luckily, I was sitting on a stool so I was already comfortable.
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@londyloo
@NohemiRuthBeni2
No, you're not naive.
It doesn't state it has caffeine in it on the product unless you do a deeper dive on the ingredients.
That's so dangerous (as a person who has mild caffeine sensitivity, that could cause a panic attack for me).
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I'm fucking exhausted.
In the past few years, I've come into my own as a science communicator.
But COVID has done it.
I can't keep going on and debunking every new fucking thing COVID deniers throw at me.
And the FUCKING GOAL POSTS THAT GET MOVED.
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The atheist community needs to make it clear that individual atheists are NOT to be worshipped
I'm seeing a disturbing trend where certain high profile atheists are amassing a cult-like following and it is up to them to nip it in the bud
We didn't leave religion to join another
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@ksorbs
I love it when a failed actor thinks he knows more about epidemiology than...
Epidemiologists
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Atheists: if a religious person is talking about bad things happening in their lives, DON'T TELL THEM THEIR GOD DOESN'T EXIST!
It annoys us when they insert god into our lives, and it's exactly the same if we do it to them.
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@HaruunAli
We have labour laws here that guarantee a living wage so we don't need to.
I might chuck a few dollars here or there if I enjoyed the meal, but I'm morally against compulsory tipping.
Pay your damned employees.
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@BannisterKeely
@oldenoughtosay
And that the dress showed her baby bump too much or not enough.
And she shouldn't wear black because she left the family, but she should have worn black because it's appropriate.
Or asking if eating Camembert is OK...
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I am so SICK AND TIRED of anti-vaxxers telling me that I'm a sheep and haven't done my research.
Do you WANT me to introduce you to a world leading virologist?
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Please stop scrolling. This is very important.
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I don't get the hate towards asexuals.
What's so threatening about them?
How dare they... Read a book!
It's not like they're going to steal your boyfriend.
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Australian here. Can confirm.
President Trump: “Foreign nations looking at us — they honestly think we’re nuts!”
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News flash: being asked by someone to respect their preferred pronouns is not an infringement of your free speech.
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@StefanMolyneux
Say that to my grandmother who lost her husband in war two weeks after getting married to him and then drove troops around for the war effort, acquiring PTSD and ultimately a lifelong alcohol addiction which ultimately killed her.
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@backroads_linda
@littlewhitty
It's almost as if there's this thing called a car.
It can take you from one place to another.
It can even let you *gasp* MOVE to a new part of your country to live!
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Why is it so important to people (especially Christians) that morality is subjective or objective?
Shouldn't it matter that people HAVE morals to begin with?
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@KDRogersMD
I noticed that the god of the Bible displays classic abusive behaviour. If god was a real person, he'd be in the high risk category for spousal murder.
Yeah. Not worshipping that.
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For those people saying "can't you just say normal and not cis?"
No, fuck that.
I'm cis.
Not normal.
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Very controversial opinion. I think the wages of CEOs, CFOs etc should be tied to the full time wage of their lowest paid worker. INCLUDING interns. Let's be generous, let's say it's 100x. If you as a CEO want to earn $5mil/yr, you're going to have to pay your cleaner $50k/yr.
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@patriottakes
I won't entirely rule that out, there are extremists everywhere.
But I still don't believe him.
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Repeat after me:
Religious people aren't stupid.
Religion isn't a mental illness.
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@TallBart
Wait, they're talking about men turning gay after hypnosis, but use a beautiful, naked woman as the hypnotiser?
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@such_hockey_wow
@AITA_reddit
His parents had to use THEIR LIFE SAVINGS to pay for medical bills due to an accident he didn't cause.
Fuck that.
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@nypost
Maybe we should do something more effective like, I dunno, pass laws that puts caps on CO2 emissions?
Maybe put the blame on the people who are causing the problem? Might work better than demanding people to give up a small luxury which will do effectively fuck all?
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Hot take:
Libertarians are selfish.
I mean, I'll still talk to you and interact with you, but your philosophy is kinda garbage.
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@AgesInsight
@RyanMarino
They're literally removing a very popular medication which makes millions per year because they recognise that it is ineffective at relieving cold and flu symptoms.
The opposite of making money.
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When I hear from some Americans that I'm living in a tyrrany because I have to pay taxes for my healthcare, stories like this makes me think "I'd rather live in this tyrrany than yours"
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Whenever I hear from TERFs "I don't want to see penis" (referring to a trans woman in the toilet), I think back throughout my life and I cannot, for the life of me, remember seeing another woman's vagina while going to the public toilet.
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People really need to understand what happens to their proteins when the temperature hits 40°C.
This is what a climate lockdown looks like. They didn't even have to INSTRUCT people to stay at home. They did it willingly, forgetting they used to be capable of doing their own risk assessment on a sunny day. Businesses empty. I'm furious. Wake the f*** up people!!!
#Richmond
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@LaMorenaSerena
@444molls
This is extremely accurate.
A snake, especially a venomous one, does NOT want to bite you.
Making venom is extremely energy demanding and they do *not* want to waste it on something they can't eat.
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@reddit_TLCM
My year 11 English teacher told us she was pregnant.
My female teachers went by "Mrs" or "Miss".
One got married and we had to start calling her by another name half way through the year.
I had two sets of teachers in the same school that were married to each other
So... Yes.
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FFS. Transphobes are freaking out about a boy in a dance class's EOY sleepover celebration.
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@BlueCollarYuppi
@ncorgan
@nypost
Our body produces bleach, hydrochloric acid, proteases (chemicals that dissolve proteins), urea, ketones and other toxic substances.
All of which we need to function.
You drink hydrofluoric acid, eat heavy metals and breathe in carbon monoxide.
At low doses, they don't kill.
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@scrowder
@elonmusk
@jordanbpeterson
He misgendered and deadnamed Elliot page.
This option is given during reporting a tweet.
Please tell me how this is not breaking the TOS?
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More birds would be killed by climate change than wind turbines.
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I saw someone wearing this at Bunnings today.
It was glorious.
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