Steven K 🇮🇩 🇺🇸 🍉
@NeonTetraploid
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50% iNat curator, 50% birder, 120% memes. Sometimes I yap about things like nature, Pokemon, Fromsoft, FE, Star Wars, Smash. USC '19. He/Him, 27.
Los Angeles, CA
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Men, your dream girl isn't on dating apps or at a nightclub, she's:
~In knee-deep mud at the sewage ponds
~Off shore photographing storm-petrels
~In the Gull Identification discord server
~On a boardwalk at a saltmarsh
~Learning fall warbler plumage
~Owling in the woods at 3 AM
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Marine biology is so fun because of the cool diagrams you get to study
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do you think you are capable of love even though you aren't a grackle?
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I bet menswear guy has nothing bad to say about this guy's fit
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we need more cool and unique and creative singular bird names like ovenbird. dovekie. smew. anhinga
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I can't believe that it's 2024 and hotels are still putting a copy of the Bible in every room
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quick and easy way to get bird people to visit Las Vegas:
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Beautiful women named "eBird Rare Bird Alerts" keep messaging me while I'm at work
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this thing was on the eBird homepage and jump scared me
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this is what they're trying to put in your field guides
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@TheTrueNanami
@evansmoakvgc
you have to level them up after they get the required number of steps
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My coworkers when they find out I spend my free time looking at birds
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something tells me this lifeguard I saw at the beach isn't licensed and trained...
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By age 30, you should have a greatly reduced abdomen, a broad and flattened carapace, and one or more pincers on your forearms in order to properly grasp food items
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House finches and house sparrows before humans invented houses
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my favorite genre of eBird content is LA birders making ominous comments about Swinhoe's white-eye
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Chimneys during migration season be like
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when photographers use their $30,000+ setups to take pictures of mallards
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Me: how on earth do car people know what make, model, and year a car is at a glance that's so weird
also me: oh yeah that was a first-winter glaucous-winged gull, I could tell by the vibe
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look I know neon tetras are literally part of my handle but comparing them to cardinals is like a Daniel vs Cooler Daniel situation
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me birding without a scope at Bolsa Chica yesterday
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Fall migration is a particular brand of hell
Fall warblers and fall gulls make me want to cry
Credit to
@BSBOBIRD
on insta
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she blue on my gray till I gnatcatcher [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] she spoon on my bill till I sandpiper [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] she alala on my iiwi till I akikiki [USFWS shows up at my door to arrest me]
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Me trying to remember what those blackbirds with yellow heads are called
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bringing back this classic for National Hummingbird Day
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The neurons in my head when I forget to take my adderall before going to work
60 seconds of Anna's and Allen's hummingbirds crowding the feeders at 6:20 am.
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ornithologists will literally name a bird "Crescent-faced Antpitta" and then when you look it up it's literally just this
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Thank you, Seabirds: The New Identification Guide, very cool
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I can't name a favorite
@inaturalist
observation but I think one of the contenders is this:
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being in a group chat with other birders is very fun
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Beginner's guide to Black-crowned vs. Yellow-crowned Night Heron ID
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Why would I have a kid when I can be spending my time looking at bar charts
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The moment I laid my eyes upon a wild condor was reason enough for me to never talk shit about zoos ever
Without them, so so many species would already be lost forever
Yeah, I’ve talked about this point before. But sanctuaries generally have less resources, lower standards(in a lot of situations), less well trained staff (in a lot), less resources for care. There’s some awesome sanctuaries out there, but they’re not “better than zoos”.
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Nobody:
Birders when fall migration hits and it's finally worblin time:
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@MaceAhWindu
I don't think George Washington and Thomas Jefferson's parents were US citizens either but somehow I doubt this lady cares
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Birders who are good at nocturnal flight calls scare me because they'll look at something like this and be like oh yeah that's a Dark-crowned Scrunko
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