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"Brooks Koepka wouldn't look out of place standing with NFL linebackers"
Have these PGA Tour announcers ever seen an NFL Linebacker?
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Why do people allow their Venmo transactions to be public?
They really want everyone to know that as an adult they are asking friends to pay them back for drinks/uber rides?
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Ok think this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Trying to read the green from the tee?
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Has the letter from Patrick Reed's lawyer been delivered to Kostis yet?
Yes -500
No +450
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Some interesting tidbits from the US Open's $100 Milly Maker Contest:
- The winner had 5 entries
- 10 users netted > $10K, 16 users lost > $10K
- 34 users max entered, combined they lost $281K
- ~11.5K unique users,~2K of them turned a profit.
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@JBC69
@CalvinAndHobo
@RunPureSports
Interesting response. I don't consider mine a shot, your response without a doubt was.
When i look at your results for the last year in golf I don't see "win everyday". Weird
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Buddy made a 6400 yard course on his farm. 36 holes and probably 36 beers on the docket today. Just gotta get the ball in the circle.
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This should be an instant ban for life. No appeals. Thanks for playing
Hill with a GatorRoll on Chris Carson‘s knee. Utter scumbag move.
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Spring break with the kiddos. Our date night turned into a sweat at the bar that worked out pretty well.
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How will the PGA Tour survive without Brooks' 4 regular event wins since 2015
Brutal loss
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The reporting that DJ hit the ball past Tiger 50% of the time yesterday is FAKE NEWS. Tiger was the 2nd longest player in the group yesterday (behind me). He played great and I believe he will win again, maybe even a Major!
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DID I MISS THE BROOKS POST ROUND INTERVIEW??
Didnt beat a single guy he disrespected yesterday evening unless you include Jim Herman (literally the only guy he beat today)
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When you dont have a real hole in one yet, this is what pain looks like.
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You HEATHENS
89 consecutive rounds beating the field is probably the most incredible stat in all of sports
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Had to abruptly say goodbye to our first dog last night. Tucker was the best boy you could imagine for the 14 years we had him. He was a great big brother to our 2 girls and his 4 y.o. doggie brother Hudson. I'll miss him dearly.
Make sure to give your doggies some love today
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As
@DK_Assist
email support has not fixed the situation in a week, I need to publicize this. At the ZOZO Championship
@DraftKings
had some significant scoring errors in Round 1. When i checked my results at the end of the week I noticed something was off.
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My ballpark calculations for strokes gained in Rd2 and through the first 2 rounds for everyone heading into the weekend in red figures.
The trio up top sunrunning on the green, meanwhile Si Woo might not even need a putter with this ball striking performance.
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Smylie vs 2nd to last place
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Not sure my neighbor understands how the patterns in grass are traditionally cut
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Why are people so willing to announce they based their medical decisions on information gathered from non-medical sources?
Literally one of the weirdest phenomena of all time
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Starting a new biz
For a small fee I will direct you to the sports clip of your choice and show you how to bookmark it
DM me, serious inquiries only
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Tiger/Ivey
Vs
Rory/MJ
Plz lord
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Bryson playing faster every shot but taking more shots per round going to end up with a net neutral impact
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Good bankroll management barometer
If you are not able to laugh this circus of an event off, you may be overinvested
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Definitely the funniest PGA DFS themed father's day card I'll ever receive
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The sim wars have arrived
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Where does this rank on the psycho scale? My wife doesn't like the inside of oreos so she just scoops off 95% of it back into the container
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I have a little over 17M lineups from calendar year 2023 PGA DFS. Thought it might be fun to look back and summarize the results based on the players in the lineups. Here are the 10 players who ended up on the most lineups from a total entry fees spent perspective.
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Brooks is right.
Not sure I'd look at this as a rivalry over the last 5 years either.
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Only in golf could a golfer look visibly injured playing the prior week, not get asked about it at all during the current week's press conferences, and then withdraw prior to the tournament citing said injury.
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DFS rake suddenly doesn't seem so bad as I stand here in line at Six Flags about to pay $45 for a pizza.
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🚨Breaking 🚨
The PGA Tour has given up on trying to updated scores on the North Course
Thank you for your understanding
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When the PGA DFS chalk bogeys their 1st hole on Thursday morning
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@chambleebrandel
Brandel I'm sure you probably have access to real SG numbers but here are my estimates though 3 rounds. Deki hitting the ball pretty pretty pretty good.
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Feeling generous around Christmas this year. Here's my card for golf futures bets this upcoming season.
Good luck!
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10 years married to this one. The true 🐐 for putting up with me this long.
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Just watched a few sports clips and walked into the kitchen to announce to my wife I just saved us $50K
She seems less excited than I expected here to be
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Hater: Tiger sucks
Me: Ok let's bet
Hater: Fine, I will take world # 1 Dustin Johnson vs him next tournament
Me: Odds?
Hater: Straight up
Me: So you are saying he's essentially the best player in the world?
Hater: Shut up
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Has the PGA Tour considered the Trump methodology of just not testing?
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Making the turn in our fathers day golf round at Harbour Town. Time to crack open some aiming fluid.
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I'm old enough to remember when Monday DFS twitter was just people wondering why it took DraftKings so long to price the week's PGA DFS slate
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Honestly terrified of the repurcussions which could ripple through this person's "Draftkings community"
#testimonials
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Kisner should try pretending some stroke play events are match play
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Getting an evening 9 (or 27 😉) in at the Masters par 3 course with the neighbors
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Draftkings recommending player fades now? Tough scene here for Charles Osborne.
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Which golf media member will do the lords work and give us the "Is Jon Rahm on site" updates leading up to 10 AM?
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About time for a little golf variance thread to start the season. Here I will detail a medium sized single entry GPP to illustrate potential variances seen, highlighting a big winner, slight winner, breakeven player, and dec loser.
I simulated the contest 25,000 times.
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Breaking: 2nd reported case on premises today
Benny An's putter
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My favorite yearly tradition is the PGA Tour unable to get 132 golfers through Rd 1 of the Waste Management before darkness
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When the pandemic causes logistic issues with a bachelor party golf trip you bring the golf to the bachelor party.
The shank met to the right is extremely crucial
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Hello
@PGATOURComms
@PGATOUR
can you inform us if the best golfer on the planet will be tee'ing it up in just over an hour?
Thanks
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2020 PGA DFS
May you all run hot, just not hotter than me
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This absolutely can not be a real video
With the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest moving indoors this year,
@RotoGrinders
Chief Meteorologist
@KevinRothWx
joined
@TaralynnAsack
to break down how the lack of weather conditions affect the competition.
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Touting a barely top 100 player in the world who is short off the tee as someone who should be selected for the Ryder Cup at Whistling Straights.
I've seen it all now
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Matt Every needs a birdie or better on his last hole to outscore Jason Day in Draftkings pts.
Yuge sweat.
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It's like golf coverage is some sort of rocket science that hasn't been solved yet when it fact it's as simple as just showing golf shots.
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How about a little DFS variance thread to kick off 2021? Below I have simulated the results of a very strong player (~20% roi) and slightly profitable player (~2% roi) so people can get a look at the variance they should expect to encounter.
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A very hilarious note (and warning) regarding DFS screenshots
Of the 39,136 users i have results for in showdown contests since September of 2022, only 109 (0.278%) of them are up more than their highest cash of the season.
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It would appear the election festivities have gotten the best of EM2 who appears to have a dummy lineup in the Thunderdome
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Me seeing Ryan Palmer ownership on Thursday
Me on Saturday night as Palmer holds the 54 hole lead
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Gave it my best effort to go back 2 back on the late slate today
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During a biology class in college, a person once asked the class which came first Jesus or the dinosaurs and then followed it up a gotcha by theorizing that God put dinosaur bones in the earth to trick us.
I think about this probably once a week.
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Rory just body-bagged Norman ⚰️
“21st PGA Tour win, one more than someone else.”
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Why is nobody concerned that DraftKings is hoarding all the rakes?? All these wildfires and one company just hoarding rakes like nobody's business.
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After week 1 in NFL is a good time for a DFS variance reality check. I simmed the results of a person playing 40 $10 entries into a 2K person GPP with an expected long term ROI of 25%. I let a year represent 100 slates (play $40K in entries each year)
Pray you run hot.
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Went back and adjusted strokes gained data based on 2 hour blocks of tee times for RD's 1&2. People who went off in the first couple of hours Thursday got the biggest boost. Tiger the only person from the final 2 hour block on Thursday to finish in the Top 20.
#TheOpen
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Gotta hand it to LIV, paying a company to broadcast your golf tournament and being in charge of selling the ad time is innovative.
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Scottie Scheffler playing 4 rounds this week and only making 4 total birdies is about the craziest thing I've heard in a while
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It's almost like UNC had a better chance of leading this game early than leading when the game is over.
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If I'm not an absolute wizard with a 60* wedge after this quarantine I will have failed miserably
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Now that 2019 stroke play events are a wrap, here are the Top 25 most consistent performers world wide. Just incredible for Tiger to be at the top of this list.
Rory just clips him for the longest streak of the season.
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🛫 Scottsdale
Gonna play 90 holes of golf in the next 60 hours. Lfg
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