Been in the hospital since Sunday. Had a mild stroke while taking a shit. This would be hilarious if I didn’t lose sight in my left eye. I’m getting better. I’ll power through it.
The more I think about it, Hideki’s win is a huge deal. Making me tear up a bit. Someone that looks like me just won
#TheMasters
. Amazing. The timing of it is incredible w/ what’s going on in the US w/ Asian ppl. If a Korean ever wins a Major, I’ll lose it.
#AsianPride
Grandpa just passed. 96yo. Hardest working man I knew. Dropped out of HS at 13 to help family. Saved enough to buy most of Prince William County in the 70s. Sold it during the boom for big $ but still worked his ass off everyday. Died doing yard work which was a joy for him. RIP
Just fanboyed
@Brendan_Steele
at Nona Blue. Dude couldn’t have been nicer. Said he’s feeling good this week after his solid performance last weekend.
#THEPLAYERS
My grandmother is 90 and she knows she doesn’t have much time left so every time I visit her she gives me some type of family heirloom. Today she gave me this. She says it’s over 50 years old and belonged to my OG grandpa who died before I was born. Gonna cherish this one.
My plan and schedule for the
#RyderCup
-Get home from work around 4pm Thursday (Off Friday)
-Eat 200 mg edibles
-Pass out by 7pm
-Wake up at 1am
-Shit, Shower, Breakfast, Coffee
-1:30am Start Watching
-6am Start Drinking
-2pm Peaky Blinders Re-Watch
-Repeat
Watching both Tours like this is crazy. The PGA coverage IS SO BAD. So many commercials. There’s 40 teams, 20 groups, I’ve seen maybe 9 teams since coverage started on the golf channel. I started watching LIV an hour ago. Seen at least 20 different golfers. Maybe 25. I’ll never
At the gentlemen’s club by the airport and almost got kicked out because they thought I was recording the girls. I was watching the
#SolheimCup
on my phone. Manager said that this was a first…
#ISupportAllWomen
Do I think LIV golfers should get OWGR points? Yes. They need to get something. I would like the best players at Majors and some play there.
Should LIV golfers bitch and complain about not getting OWGR points? Fuck no. They knew what they were getting into.
Both can be true.
The
@PGATOUR
really needs to think about making Saturday finishes a normal thing during football season. It was so nice not having to pay attention to multiple tv screens today. Real curious to see what the ratings are. If they are good, gotta think about making this normal.
Proud to announce I’ll be joining
@GupsCorner
for the upcoming PGA season! I’m writing a Course Preview each week and I might even add my favorite non Cash Game Cornerstone cash plays. Listen to the
@FGDegenerates
pod tmrw for a promo code to get a nice discount on a sub! PUMPED!
I’ve been struggling to write something for the last hour bc I felt like it had to read well but fuck it, I can’t do it. Let’s be real. Tyler is the fucking man. Not only is he gifted at his craft, he is also a good, kind hearted person. I love him like a brother and consider him
Just recorded the
@FGDegenerates
show for
#TheMasters
with my guy
@KendoVT
💙
Bitter sweet, as I’ve made the tough decision to step away from the show after 5+ years.
Thanks for all the support along the way and you can still find me on
@ShipItNation
and
@ThePME
shows!
🙌🏼🍻🚀
Got these new edibles after the round of golf. Immediately ate 2. Didn’t look at the THC count mainly due to the bottle of Crown we killed on course. Just looked. 60 mg each…
Got a new job. After 20 years in the restaurant biz I’m leaving to become a superintendent for a general contractor. I have zero experience and will have little to no training so if any supers follow me, hit me up w/ some advice and things I must know to perform the job well!
Got pulled over. Hall&Oates on radio on very low volume. This convo happens:
C:U A H&O fan
Me:Huge
C:Whats ur fav song
Me:Sara Smile
C:Me Too. My wifes name is Sara
Me:My GF name is Sara (lie)
C:Ha, Ill let u off w/ a warning
Hall and Oates just got me out of a speeding tix...
Need to lose weight or I’m gonna die. Hate working out. Gonna try and use golf to lose weight. Just bought a push cart and planning on walking 9 holes (for now) after work 3 times a week. I’m at 260 lbs. Want to get to 220 by Daylight Savings in November. We’ll see how this goes.
When it comes to DFS the day before a Major is like Christmas Eve. The difference is the next day instead of getting presents and being happy, you slowly lose everything and are pissed off for four days straight…
My 91 yo Grandma just called asking if I was sick. I said yeah and asked how she knew. She said one of her friends listens to the podcast. WTF. God I hope her friend doesn’t tell her the shit I say on the pod. I might get a whooping.
#OldPeopleListenToPods
Adding Scheffler Live 50-1. A windy weekend could flip the leaderboard. Scheff has been solid in windy conditions. Plus he’s a combined 21 under par in his last 4 weekend rounds.
#APInv
If someone could get 54 guys to go to every
@PGATOUR
event and live stream each hole (1 person on each tee, 1 person on each fairway, 1 person on each green) with their iPhone, I would pay out the ass for a subscription to their site. They’d make millions.
My mother recently watched Full Swing on Netflix. She is officially obsessed with Tony Finau now. Yesterday she gave me $50 and told me to bet Finau to win
#TheMasters
for her.
#MamaKimBetSwagNarrative
I know
@chambleebrandel
catches heat but I can never say a bad word about him. Met him at the ‘19 PLAYERS. Invited me to sit w/ him and other GC ppl. Had a couple cocktails. Told him about my pod. Asked for advice. Told me to be true to myself even if ppl hate you for it. Respect
Pumped to join the
@MayoMediaNet
! You’ll get to see my ugly mug every week on YouTube. That means no more recording the podcast in nothing but my underwear but I’ll deal. Podcast will still be available on all podcast outlets!
When you like a show so much and you're in a position to help it get even bigger, you gotta do it.
Starting next week on
@MayoMediaNet
and joining the MMN Podcast Network...
Hadley’s last 3 finishes after tweeting about
@Bojangles1977
Quicken Loans- 8th
The Players- 11th
Wells Fargo- 16th
Im not even joking. Look it up. I have a problem. Someone please help me.........
Still going at it. Haven’t been able to play golf so I added an after work walk to my lunch time mall walk. First ten pounds were easy. These next ten pounds have been a struggle. I’ll keep on keeping on.
#StopBeingFat
If LIV gets Deki it will be their biggest signing so far. If they make him a captain of an all Japan team every event, every Japanese golf fan will only be watching LIV and a Japanese TV deal will happen.
Attention all Fortune 500 companies! If any of you could put the money up and limit commercials during the 2020 Ryder Cup like they do for the Masters, I promise to buy and promote all your products...
#RyderCup
So last week
@wiley77
asked me for my address. I figured he was sending me some
@golflandia
swag for supporting the pod. I was wrong. He sent me THIS! A Friggin signed Ovi jersey. What a good dude. Made my day! The fantasy golf community is the best!
Nicklaus being pro Trump is the least shocking thing that’s ever been tweeted. If you’re saying you’ll never be a Jack fan again, you probably shouldn’t watch pro golf either. If you don’t think 95% of pros lean right including Tiger, you’re crazy. This is not a pro Trump tweet.
I’ll be back on the
@FGDegenerates
show tomorrow night for the
#MexicoOpen
. Of course there will be a Story Time With Kenny: Near Death Experience (snot Really) Edition. 😂
Always nice to hit a triple digit winner. That’s four winners this season. Goal for the season was 8 winners. Halfway there at the halfway point of the season. Let’s get number 5 at Augusta!
#ValeroTexasOpen
The "I’m right, you’re wrong" culture is so toxic. Shaming/Disrespect is the norm. Cognitive empathy is nonexistent. I’ve learned more from ppl w/ opposing views than I have from like minded ppl. We don’t listen anymore and society is suffering.
Cantlay 28-1 at Torrey is value
My mother fell at work yesterday and is extremely sore. She doesn’t like pain meds so I convinced her to try an edible. She’s 65 years old and has never done marijuana before. Let’s see how this goes…
I never really understood the joy of Friday bc in my 20+ yrs in the restaurant biz I rarely worked 5 days in a row. I get it now. It’s like motherfucking Christmas every 7 days. Bout to crush some Crown Royal. Cheers!
So this just happened. I may not agree with everything
@chambleebrandel
says but I respect the hell out of him for speaking his mind and not worrying about what other people think. Life goal. Highlight of the week so far.
#ThePLAYERS
I filed for unemployment benefits today. As a server who has worked in the same restaurant for 11 years, I never thought I’d ever have to do that. This shit is so crazy.
#coronavirus
Getting better at eating less. Every time I am near Duck Donuts I have to get maple bacon donuts. Got 6 donuts. I only ate 1. Co worker ate 1. Instead of taking it home and crushing them, I left them in the office. Might not seem like a big deal but for me it is.
#StopBeingFat
How good has Koepka been at Majors? Lets compare his 1st 21 Major starts w/ Tiger’s 1st 21 starts
Koepka:
3 Wins
7 T5s
9 T10s
13 T15s
15 T25s
Tiger:
4 Wins
7 T5s
10 T10s
10 T15s
15 T25s
Lil skewed bc Tiger played 6 Majors as an amateur and Koepka only 1 but still impressive
Played golf with an internet friend I have never met and I lived to tell about it. Also met and hit balls with
@JT_ThePostman
. Shoutout to
@MJDoubleV
for the invite. Good day!
I love golf. I love golf research. I love DFS. I love the podcast.
I also love having a Monday in the middle of the season where I don’t have to do any of these things. Let’s go CAPS!!!
This is only the 7th time in Billy Horschel’s career he finished T10 in consecutive PGA events played. His 6 prior results in next event:
21st
2nd
1st
61st
1st
9th
His last 3 Tour wins have all come on par 70 courses. His best putting surface is Bermuda.
#HondaClassic
I’m going to get to 20 lbs lost since I started this thing on May 1st by the end of the week even if it kills me. Currently at 243.6 pounds. Started at 262.4.
#StopBeingFat
The Korean Team with a 14 stroke lead going into the final round at the Asian Games. Sungjae and Si woo one day away from military exemption.
@GolfChannel
and
@NBCSports
should televise this instead of the the Ryder Cup. 🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷
Right or wrong, golf greatness is judged by Major wins. W/ that in mind Koepka is currently the best golfer in the world and it’s not close. 3 Major wins in his last 6 tries is so sick especially when you take into account the amount of crazy talent there is in today’s game.
My work might be closing for a while due to coronavirus. I should be regretting all that cash I dropped at Cheetah two weeks ago but I don’t.
#WorthIt
#BrokeAF
I think edibles might have saved my life. I’m usually in bed at time of shooting. If I had sat up after the 1st couple of shots the bullet could have struck me in the head. I wasn’t in bed bc I over did it on the edibles. Took a 4 hr nap so I wasn’t tired. All hail THC.
There was a shooting at my neighbors house last night. Bullet went straight through my bedroom window and lodged into a wall next to my night stand. I thought I lived in a really safe neighborhood. Scary ass shit.
Jersey Mike’s is the best chain sub shop there is.
Firehouse is 2nd. Severely underrated. The meatball sub is the best chain sub shop sandwich there is.
Fight me.
The correlation btwn Riviera and Augusta is strong:
-19 of the last 30 winners at Riviera had a Top 10 at Augusta prior to their win
-19/30 have a Top 3 at Augusta
-24/30 have a Top 10 at Augusta
-28/30 have a Top 20 at Augusta
#GenesisOpen
Why are so many inc myself so loyal to the PGA Tour as a fan? They have done nothing but make the fan experience worse.
-Not fixing slow play
-Horrible TV coverage
-Big time NO CUT events
What if LIV (not current form) is the change pro golf needs? Either that or LIV kills golf
When you like a show so much and you're in a position to help it get even bigger, you gotta do it.
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@MayoMediaNet
and joining the MMN Podcast Network...